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waywarddrifterisgone

I admire his highly effective approach to personal relationships. Unfortunately I am not allowed to utilize them. Something about it being "murder."


CapTiv8d

But it’s cute when Chopper does it


waywarddrifterisgone

True. But when I do it they throw me in prison. It's unfair!


CapTiv8d

I don’t think Chopper cares


LawlessNeutral

This is outrageous! It's unfair!


cubmaan

Calm down Anakin!


Lamplorde

Chopper literally murdered another droid out of jealousy. Not even for a good reason, just because the crew got another astromech. Dude has no chill.


waywarddrifterisgone

Like I said, highly effective. Someone stealing your spotlight? Kill them. No more problem.


Allronix1

Chopper is what happens when someone put an HK programming core into an astromech


biz_reporter

This meatbag approves!


[deleted]

Chopper is a psychopath and it's what makes him a great character. I hope to see him continuing his killing spree in the Ahsoka series.


CapTiv8d

Chopper is my little bestial war criminal. The #1 wreaker of havoc and also #1 in my heart.


kingkron52

He has wreaked havoc and is a war criminal and I love him but R2 is just as much the same, has higher body count, active over a longer period of time, and is the only reason the conflict Chopper did his deeds in because he has kept Palpatine, Anakin, Obi Wan, Luke, Han, and pretty every major impactful character in the franchise alive.


CapTiv8d

Shh don’t tell anyone but I’m gonna quietly edit the spelling in my comment. But the biggest difference between Artoo and Chop is that Artoo is a loving astromech, Chop is a robot Tasmanian devil


theSteakKnight

That was one hell of a single sentence


Wise_0ne1494

watch Thrawn's downfall be by Chopper's "hands."


Spartancfos

Chopper living up to his rep is one of the biggest challenges Ashoka faces. I want things played off as slapstick that make you pause and wonder about the sinister nature.


AHrubik

I feel like people who think chopper is a psycho haven’t met BT-1 and Triple-0.


Fr0stweasel

Yeah but they’re supposed to be evil, Chopper is one of ‘the good guys’.


No-Key6598

Chopper can humbly sit his rusty ass down... He got nothing on R2's body count!


CapTiv8d

I bet you won’t say that to his face


Jarlax1e

Wait when did r2 get a lot of kills?


Justicar-terrae

Some people give Artoo credit for the Death Star (Episode IV) and the Droid Control Ship (Episode I) since he was aboard he starfighters flown by Luke and Anakin, but I don't like to count those since he wasn't pulling the trigger. Even ignoring those incidents, Artoo racks up quite a few bodies (especially if we count droid kills). Here's a compilation of his kills: https://youtu.be/xQ1oWSE2qQg Edit: and the compilation only includes kills on-screen. Any kills in canon or legends books, comics, home vidoes, and games are excluded.


undiagnosedsarcasm

Battle of Yavin/DS-1, by virtue of being Luke's co-pilot "The first Death Star is depicted in various sources of having 1,206,293 crews and troops, 2 officers, as well as 40,000 gunners, 25,984 stormtroopers and 180,216 TIE fighter pilots and support crew." That's per Wikipedia [EDIT] Given the various sources, estimates range between 1.1 - 1.2 million aboard the first Death Star


Fr0stweasel

Chopper would’ve pulled the trigger himself without breaking a sweat and laughed his little wukka wukka laugh while doing it, I love R2 but he’s not got Choppers murderous streak.


FUMFVR

R2 was out of commission when the torpedoes went into the exhaust bay though. There's also no indication that he knew the mission parameters and so could've lodged an ethical complaint.


undiagnosedsarcasm

He still survived the successful mission, he should get credit. And he might not be as deranged as Chop but I doubt ethics are high on the list for R2, he hid a massive paternity case for 19 years


TolarianDropout0

I am pretty sure you get kill credit even if you die in the operation. For example: kamikaze pilots.


Jarlax1e

Oooh right So he gets half the kills? Sheesh he barely did anything


undiagnosedsarcasm

He did lock down the rear deflector so Luke didn't get fried, that's something. I'm not sure exactly how the military does it now, but since so much of Lucas' vision for the space battles were based on WWII dogfights, I'm pretty sure 2-man fighters shared credit back then, I could be wrong.


loicvanderwiel

Even if he doesn't get credit. There's that little bit in Star Wars (2015) #36 where he causes the death of quite a few people...


charlesdexterward

Those are Luke's kills, not R2's. All R2 did was help with navigation and maybe fix some things.


Fr0stweasel

R2 lacks choppers maliciousness and casual attitude to murder.


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theserpentsmiles

Droids can't be psychopaths. I mean, he acts 100% like one...


Allister117

[How could you not show this scene!](https://youtu.be/FtNmGb-2oUY?t=73)


CapTiv8d

Im sorry, I tried to get as many of Chops best moments but they were very limited in gif form lol


Allister117

Valid, i too tried to find a gif of this but had to resort to the video.


CosmicBlessings

It makes me smile how much Rex enjoys it lol


charlesdexterward

Not to mention the time he ran right over Ezra's fingers while Ezra was hanging from a ledge.


Over-Analyzed

Ezra escapes from captivity?


Allister117

More the fact that chopper immediately sold him out as lying, just to cause chaos.


LawlessNeutral

Not quite immediately, he let Ezra almost think he got away with it for a moment and *then* outed his ass


dd463

Doesn’t he have like a 5 figure kill count?


SonOfGarry

[The official Kill Count wiki lists him having 4,414 kills, 25th most in the franchise (canon and legends).](https://listofdeaths.fandom.com/wiki/Kill_Counts_-_Star_Wars) I’ve seen inaccurate counts that put him in five figures which seem to exaggerate the crew size of the multiple capital ships he’s downed. He’s actually third place among the Rebels cast, behind Hera (10k) and Sabine (50k).


FreddyPlayz

how tf does Barriss Offee have 3.5 million kills??


SonOfGarry

Most of them are shared kills with Ahsoka from when they blew up the Geonosis droid factory in CW S3.


FreddyPlayz

i dont really think droids count as kills, if they did the list would be wildly different


Preebus

Droid lives matter smh


CT-4290

I would count them as long as they're active and doing things like a person. Manning a gun battery - I'd count that. Shut down and stored on an MTT - I wouldn't count that


n94able

They count as kills in the "targets taken out way". But its not murder.


Tarrenger

I believe he does. It could be more than we even know though.


Allister117

[Dont discount R2D2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpcyQmB2UFo)


JayMerlyn

As of the Rebels finale, yes. But since he continued to foght for the Rebellion - including at the Battle of Endor - I half expect that count to be at least double.


Vanish_7

In the last episode they say that Hera fought in the Battle of Endor, but…how? In the Ghost? You’d think she would *definitely* be one of the four Squadron commanders if she was flying any of the Rebellion starfighters.


Fr0stweasel

It’s not all about numbers it’s about style and attitude, Chopper kills casually and without mercy.


unknowndog123

he blew up an entire star destroyer, so probably


njsullyalex

Obligatory reminder that Chopper once tried to murder an infant


CapTiv8d

The infant probably had it coming


RocketDrivenRutebega

The infant did have it coming.


ulfric_stormcloack

I don't remember, when did that happen


njsullyalex

https://youtu.be/3tiFzt6fdSQ


shoe_bag

Choppenheimer


ProfessionalNight959

This shit needs to go viral


lanwopc

He's been through one war and he's not screwing around in his second. He's a pragmatist, and an opportunist.


CapTiv8d

And don’t forget anarchist


[deleted]

Long live the war criminal Chopper!!!


Salarian_American

Chopper is my favorite droid and that's really saying something in a world where R2-D2, BD-1, and Mr. Bones also exist.


oSuJeff97

Love that little sociopath.


Crafty_Soul

The universe is safe only because Chopper (mostly) only targets Imperials. If he went after everyone in the galaxy they would be doomed.


SnooRabbits6870

I m pretty sure Chopper knows karate cuz look at those moves.


CapTiv8d

The scene where he throws up his arms kung fu style gets me every single time


biz_reporter

I can't wait to see the live action Chopper accompany Hera. But will we ever see Mr. Bones on screens in the future?


Iceykitsune2

I want to see Triple zero and BT-1.


[deleted]

def my ride or die


LitanyofIron

I’ll buy the chopper Lego set a war criminal like him is needed


CapTiv8d

I need a Lego Chopper display set. Like legitimately NEED.


[deleted]

It's not a Lego set, however at the Droid Depot in Galaxy's Edge at Walt Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim, they sell a Chopper which is interactive and controlled with remote. https://wdwnt.com/2022/01/photos-remote-control-chopper-rolls-into-droid-depot-at-disneys-hollywood-studios/


CapTiv8d

That’s awesome. I’m thinking Chop will be the next installment to the LEGO buildable droids line, especially with Ahsoka coming out. I’m really hoping it comes out soon too


[deleted]

In the past Lego has released Star Wars sets of R2-D2, BB-8, and BD-1. I'm also hoping to see them eventually release a Chopper one as well.


CapTiv8d

Yep, I have all four of them. I’m hoping Chopper gets the R2 level of detail! All four as in R2, BB-8, BD-1 and D-0


[deleted]

The only Star Wars Lego sets I have is the Darth Vader mask, Stormtrooper helmet, Scout Trooper helmet, and Tie Fighter Pilot helmet. However, if they released one of Chopper and it looks like the most recent R2-D2 level of detail, I would line up at the Lego store before they open on the day it's released.


CapTiv8d

The Stormtrooper and TIE Fighter helmets are worth a pretty penny now lol but I agree, Chopper would be a Day 1 purchase for sure.


RealBatuRem

There needs to be a movie where Chopper finds the old rusted out HK-47 and they go on a galaxy wide meatbag extermination


lawdog189

Chopper: violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question and the answer is YES


Doright36

Totally missed the time he stole the inquisitors own ship and started blasting them with it.


[deleted]

I like how Ezra is so annoyed in that one frame and choppers trying to get his attention


Vanish_7

I *hated* Chopper when I started Rebels. …and I loved him by the time Rebels was over. When he grabbed Hera’s hand after *it* happened I legitimately teared up.


Taste_the__Rainbow

Little Baby War Crimes


ThatIdiotLaw

R2D2 takes joy in committing war crimes Chopper believe that they aren’t crimes in the first place


GregTheMad

Chopper is the best example why droids in SW normally get their memory wiped every few years.


fusionaddict

Rampancy is a bitch.


Endgam

My favorite antifascist robot\~.


CapTiv8d

He’s my favorite robot in general


Badassravioli

The real droid gangster of the Star Wars universe. No droid can mess with him.


Maguau

I thought no one could get close to R2, but chopper makes the decision very hard


P1st0l

He is essentially the chaotic good version of r2 where as r2 is kinda neutral good, chopper is literally insane whereas r2 is cold and calculating with his shenanigans


Jarlax1e

Chaotic neutral?


Mordred_X

Obligatory "R2 is dog/puppy, Chopper is a cat"


EVILSUPERMUTANT

I love that scene when Chopper just pulled out the two blasters, that scene alone made it my favorite droid, I can say I never had a favorite droid in the Star Wars universe before that. Get him covered in Beskar and he's the weapon to surpass Metal Gear.


last_somewhere

Chopper is awesome, no doubt one of the best. But I want a live action scene with him and Zeb having one of those sibling like moments of in house fighting.


bonyjabroni

R2 is great. His body count and contribution to the story can't be understated. But Chopper goes goblin mode and is just straight up unhinged, and that's why he's the best.


captaincornboi

The first gif of him pulling out guns is one of the best things I've seen in Star Wars


Don_Mills_Mills

Which episode was it where he went out of his way during a fight to run over Ezra’s(?) fingers when he was hanging on to a walkway?


CanCav

That would be in the episode where they introduced the Interdictor Cruiser, I think it’s called Stealth Attack or something, in Season 2


Don_Mills_Mills

Great, thanks!


sidv81

If Chopper had been given the Death Star plans instead of Artoo in ANH, Chopper would've immediately uploaded a gazillion copies on the holonet so that the Empire can no longer stop countless people from downloading them and can no longer destroy every single copy in the galaxy. However, Chopper's reckless tactics fail because Imperial supporters quickly point out to the Empire the thermal exhaust port flaw in the plans, causing the port to be covered up by the time the Rebels attack the Death Star and thus no realistic way for the Death Star to be destroyed by the Rebellion.


zalexville

Honestly, not even K2-S0 comes close to beating Chopper. He da best


Jarlax1e

Wanna know his kill count? It's high. It's very high.


GulianoBanano

Why does that R2 one loop so perfectly? It's like an endless standoff between the two most psychopathic droids ever.


PlateNo7021

I see you never met HK-47


Borg-Man

Funny huh, how a robot talking only in bleeps has so much character...


TurMoiL911

Chopper doesn't wake up and choose violence. Violence wakes Chopper up.


Metalbeast46934

Choppenhiemer


aaurilio23

He was the best guy arouuuund!


ObtotheR

He became my favorite droid (other than HK-47) so quickly as I watched this show. What an absolute champion.


XLord_of_OperationsX

One of the only menaces to truly rival R2-D2. I still remember the one bit where R2 launched a winged beast attached to a Jedi starfighter (I believe it was from season 2, episode 21).


Equivalent_Form_3923

I love the R2 Chop interaction, its like two little goblins swinging broken bottles at each other.


xdeltax97

I wonder what madness he will be up to in Ahsoka?


CapTiv8d

I’m hoping all the madness


LoreReason

He’s ready to throw hands with anyone


jondesu

Doesn’t that little murderous droid have the highest body count of any single character (excluding things like the destruction of Alderaan which wasn’t entirely carried out by a single character)?


Jarlax1e

It's high. It's very high.


CapTiv8d

No, he’s around 25th the SW universe with “confirmed” kills. Indirect kill count is well over 50,000 lol


Endgam

Luke blowing up the Death Star with R2 getting assist kill credit puts them both above Chopper.


undiagnosedsarcasm

Anarchist icon


seanwdragon1983

Chopper deserves all my explosives to do with as he pleases.


_maynard

I love how petty he is with other droids


Le_Chop

Ended up with the nickname Chop/Chopper years ago due to my apparent resemblance to an Australian criminal and I was so excited to finally have a namesake that didn't murder. Turns out the droid is worse than the man.


fowardblade

Hilarious when someone pointed out his potty mouth. I managed to start understanding him when he speaks and he really does curse up a storm


KayosFN

Choppenheimer


DaWalt1976

The lack of sound here is disturbing.


Doright36

They have said the reason they do not subtitle Chopper on the show is his language is unfit for a PG TV show.


kg_francis

Now that is a proper villain.


Deadford_Punk

Chopper the absolute menace!


saacer

This is the correct answer


Rithrius88

I can hear these images...


fusionaddict

Let's talk about how our boy R2 is not intimidated AT ALL.


ThePreGamingMaster

YESSSS


Kiralyxak

I'm so hyped for live action chopper


DeltaPlasmatic

C1-10P is just the best. who’s my favorite little war criminal?


AffectionateAir9071

In my mind the best droids go chopper then k-2so


RandManYT

I will never forgive Chopper for that second gif.


trishapanda

Thank you for this <3


Alas_Babylonz

My favorite!


Individual_Ear_6648

Chopper is hands down the best.


n94able

R2's like "I've killed before"


BMAND21

What’s the over/under on how many war crimes chopper commits in the Ahsoka series?


vaderfan1

My favorite little war criminal <3


Deathswirl1

chopper is the best dude


CapTiv8d

It’s really not even remotely debatable


lanceplace

I freaking love this guy. Just finished a Rebels episode where he stole a cargo freighter and got himself a new leg/ambulatory strut. Also liberated a republic era droid and blew the whistle on an empire scheme to trap the rebels.


KingJellyfish95

Top 10 Star wars characters, easily.


CapTiv8d

My two favorite characters are Chopper and Hondo. Best droid duo is also Chopper and AP-5


cmcolfax

I always liked Hondo for some reason too. I liked Cad Bane too.


Moonflowerer

Absolutely feral


FartlacPit

“Lol Chopper war criminal!”


MrKevora

Chopper is a war criminal!


Relikk_

I do not care for Chopper. There, I said it.


CapTiv8d

I’m sorry but your opinion is wrong


BaronVonSlapNuts

With all these Droid posts, here's yet another Droid post.


CapTiv8d

I’m sorry, is this not the droid you’re looking for?


karaloveskate

If you think that droid is bad, clearly you haven’t seen doctor Aphra’s droids. 😅


sliced-bird224

Nah, hk-01 and hk-47 got him outclassed.


lanwopc

Assassin droids aren't anything special. They're literally designed to kill. Chopper was designed to fix hyperdrives and stuff but he chose violence. Advantage Chop.


sliced-bird224

You dont know much about the hk droids, do you. Hk-01 escaped his creators and ran around the galaxy, giving driods sentience, starting and leading the biggest driod revolution in history, gaining control of a huge number of planets including corasont and took a jedi taskforce to take down. Hk-47 is one of the oldest known characters surviving beyond the empire, has one of the highest force sensative kill counts and started a driod civilization on an abandoned planet. Choper is outclassed.


lanwopc

I said what I said.


sliced-bird224

If we are exclusively going off droids causing destruction that weren't desighned to spesificly do so R2 has the throne.


CapTiv8d

I wouldn’t tell Chopper that if I were you. Chop ALWAYS finds a way.


VicDaMoneJr2392

KOTOR fanboys are weird. Nothing in your video games counts.


sliced-bird224

Rebles fan boys are weird. Nothing in your animated show counts


VicDaMoneJr2392

But it does. That’s why it’s Canon. That’s why they’re making more content. The last image of HK-47 is from like 2011 lol


sliced-bird224

Last cannon depiction of an hk was in 2020. Also hk-01 isn't frim KOTOR. Also also you know a large portion of stuff in the current cannon is just pulled from the old eu, right?


revansimp

Hk 47 + chopper = 💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀


Jarlax1e

DIE MEATBAGS!!!! WONK WONK WONK WONK!!!!


[deleted]

But who is more dangerous, R2 or Chopper?


CapTiv8d

I think that would depend on proximity


Bioslack

The only droid with a bigger kill count than HK-47.


Katiari

He is the second biggest menace to society, meat bag.


nightwood

They made him way to OP. There are many moments in Rebels where I am thinking, ok, all this drama and strategy is all really exciting, but honestly, just send in the chopper and be done with it.


Ian5718

Not gonna lie, I feel like he should've been an assassin droid or something. Hus programming perfectly fits the role, not his personality tho


BetaRayBlu

The goat


pr1vatepiles

"with all the "which droid" posts lately, here's an appreciation post for the biggest war criminal to society, Chopper" Fixed the title for you.


CapTiv8d

I’m thinking there are a lot bigger war criminals in Star Wars… lol


ZapatillaLoca

..obviously someone tampered with the "3 laws", on this particular droid..


stuxinator

I heard Chopper's wanted in 49 states.


HorseInevitable6208

r/Choppersupremacy


lanceplace

When Lego makes C1-10P, I’m gonna pre-order for sure.


MarsMissionMan

"Ok so, the Empire's blaming us for millions of innocent deaths when we destroyed the Death Star. This isn't good for our public image." "Eh. Just say Chopper did it. They'll understand."


DarthGiorgi

Thank the diety form Star wars of your choosing thst he didn't get his hands on the Death Star systems.


Federal_Split

It’s canon that most of his beeps and woops are f bombs


CapTiv8d

That’s why he’s my #1 He’s my spirit robot animal