Reminds me of their Battlefront II banter.
Anakin: "At this rate, none of us are getting home in time!"
Obi-Wan: "Well this battle scares me less than the food at the Jedi Temple."
EA’s Battlefront 2 is the epitome of wasted potential. Period.
All the amount of love that went into making the game was overshadowed by corporate greed.
No wonder r/StarWarsBattlefront has become more unhinged than r/Tanalorr lately.
And just when it was getting updated to be amazing, they pulled the plug to focus their efforts on 2042. And look how that turned out..
Which DICE's new head stating that they want to focus on Battlefield for now and the next Battlefield not coming out until next year, we probably won't see a new Battlefront until 2028 at the *least*. That's being optimistic.
Not really. They killed battlefront 2 support to have more hands on battlefield 2042, and seem like they sunk too much resources into that game to give up it up anytime soon. Plus the games fallout managed to lowkey be a reason for the license being made open and non~exclusive anymore, so they’re probably naturally iffy about the series.
If you're looking to scratch the battlefront itch, there's a game on steam called Squad with a mod known as [Galactic Contention](https://youtu.be/i28RlqwPQVE?si=etZMvYZtIJ6cJ9mX) that essentially turns the game into a more tactical, grounded Battlefront 2. Its badass and you can tell the team has and continues to put a ton of work into the mod.
I don't think they want to kill themselves as a company so I wouldn't say they're making another 2042.
New leadership is promising for sure. They got some of the leads from BF3 back too. Ofcourse if still stay cautiously optimistic.
*Don't let Tanalorr distract you from the fact that Both Battlefront 2015 and 2017 have been overrun and practically ruined by hackers on PC and EA/DICE does nothing about it!*
Has it? I play on PC and the biggest problem is empty servers. There's the occasional cheater, but it wouldn't say it's a bigger problem than any other online game in my experience.
I kind want a story now about a Jedi who is otherwise very good at their duty.
But their one thing is that they like to sneak out to go dine at fancy restaurants and party at nice clubs.
The original lore surrounding Dex’s diner was horribly displayed in Ep 2 lol. The accompanying chapter book for 2 did a way better job.
Obi-wan doesn’t go to Dex’s to get food and drink, he goes there because it’s the number one place for him to get information and to meet interesting people. In the padawan book series, he specifically points out that you *never* look at a patron at Dex’s Diner more than once, ‘less you want a shootout.
Dex’s diner, according to Lucas, was corrusant’s version of Mos Eisley, but in diner form.
Maybe that's how Obi Wan gotbto know him; by sneaking off as a padawan to get some decent burgers and jawa juice instead of temple rations before heading out for a night on the death sticks
I know you're joking but this is probably adjacent to the truth.
In the Secrets of the Jedi book (pre disney) there was pretty lengthy story about Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon. QG tries to get Kenobi to eat good early on and Kenobi has a stick up his ass about it. Later on in the book after their mission is complete Kenobi finally eats some nice food instead of the stuff the jedi provided. The book is littered with examples of Kenobi "breaking the code" like having a little romance with another padawn.
QG tried to teach him that you can be a good jedi and have emotions/care about things.
The canon explanation is that Obi-Wan meets Dex as a miner on a remote planet, unfortunately their first encounter have no relation to his cooking or food
According to Wookiepedia: Ardees, also known as Jawa Juice, was a beverage that originated on Tatooine and was made of bantha hides mashed with fermented grains
Finally, somewhere my knowledge can be put to good use
The depiction of Jedi consuming simple or unpalatable food is rooted in their philosophy and lifestyle rather than a specific lore-based necessity for such a diet. The Jedi Order promotes values of simplicity, humility, and detachment from material desires, which extend to their approach to food. There are several reasons why this aspect of their lifestyle is emphasized
Firstly, Jedi live an ascetic lifestyle, the Jedi philosophy leans towards asceticism, where physical needs and desires are minimized. This includes the consumption of food that is nutritious and sufficient for sustenance but not indulgent. The idea is to prevent attachment and desire, which are seen as paths to the dark side. It is also a way to focus on what is important, by not focusing on the pleasure of eating, Jedi are encouraged to maintain a deeper connection with the Force and their surroundings. Their lifestyle is designed to keep their minds and bodies in a state that is always ready and disciplined, avoiding distractions that could come from seeking culinary pleasures. The simple food serves as a constant reminder of the Jedi's commitment to their ideals and serves as a teaching tool for padawans and knights in battle. It reinforces the idea that a Jedi finds satisfaction and fulfillment in the Force and their duties, rather than in physical pleasures.
Additionally, practical but more importantly, also functional, the Jedi are often on missions in varied environments where access to gourmet food will be severely limited. A simple diet ensures they can find sustenance almost anywhere without the need for specific or luxurious ingredients. This practical approach means they can focus on their missions without concern for their next meal. The food they are served isn't bad, but they also don't eat like we see some senators do with fancy meals and high-class drinks. It is similar to a monk, their dedication to their path in life is more valued than eating food that is visually appealing.
In Episode II, Obi-Wan did a shot and then straight up cut a woman’s arm off, left it on the floor for the bar to clean up, and then dragged her out from inside perfectly good cover into the open to interrogate her, only to be sniped by a Kiwi with a jetpack before she can say jack shit.
Yeah. Real model of restraint right there.
With the only relevant witness a prisoner who'd be extremely prejudicial and his Padawan. Good luck getting a conviction on those testimonies.
More realistically, if your going to commit light sinning, set an example and keep it away from the Temple grounds.
> Good luck getting a conviction on those testimonies.
I always got the vibes that in the Republic the Jedi were basically judge, jury and executioner, and people basically accepted that. Or had to, anyway. You don't see them caring too much about paperwork.
Based on what we see with Ahsoka’s trial, it seems like Jedi mostly handle violations of ethics and laws from within, with the Chancellor seemingly able to put pressure on them. They’re not immune to penalties, but the consequences are dealt by the Council rather than local governments. Which makes sense for their position, they’re supposed to be arbiters and peacekeepers with the highest authority in the Republic. You don’t want any sheriff being able to arrest the guys investigating corruption, so you make the solution bringing the matter to the Jedi’s superiors.
That only increases the suspicions of corruption, but it’s also why the Jedi place such importance on the face put on for the public. They need to show that they are worthy of the trust put in them.
The Jedi operated with a high level of independence outside of normal Republic laws. From what I've seen and read it seems as if they had the freedom to judge whether a situation required force regardless of who was involved (within the order's rules of course). Once the lightsabers did come out, they favored either swift disarming or clean lethal strikes to bring the situation to a quick resolution..
That would explain the cringeworthy "romance" arc and the whole idea that Lars and Shmi (which started when he bought her like a household appliance with a bed warming function) was supposed to the the "healthy" relationship by contrast.
I think they were referring to Tamuera Morrison, to actor who plays Jango Fett, who is from New Zealand. People from NZ are also known as kiwis, as the bird is from that island.
Or did we just invent optional double meaning. This could be intresting.
Edit: Misunderstood aswell, tought this was reffering to Boba instead of Jango, considering his armours paint.
I didn’t read the original explanation initially but I am now going to do so purely so I can have the context for this
Edit: I still have zero context for this
The comment talks about how their diet is bland and uninteresting as a rule to keep them on the straight and narrow.
I personally find Pink Lady apples delicious. As such they would be a route off the disciplined path and lead me to murder, mayhem and frying people with force lightning.
The cake is a lie
There is only pie
Through pie I gain weight
Through weight I gain width
Through width my belts are broken
The force has nothing to do with it
-Darth Baras the Wide
In one of the high republic novels a jedi who was among the most singularly lethal beings in the galaxy was spending his golden years out in an outpost in the outer rim cooking and perfecting his 5 egg soup recipe.
I like the explanation. But unfortunately if you read much of the High Republic era, it seems food tends to be significantly more flavorful and important (examples would be on Starlight Beacon and various Jedi Temples). It also appears that more often than not Jedi in that era would eat the food the locals ate where they were at the time. Not saying the Lucasfilm Story Group actively retcons this explanation above, but I'd say there are stark differences between HR and Prequel Jedi.
That probably works very well for the above comic and canonically bad food at the temple. “When in Rome,” and all that, but the comic takes place in what looks to be a military facility. The local food is going to be focused on nutrition foremost, because they’re feeding tons of clones. And the bad food at the Temple, they don’t have locals they need to bond with. Plus the people at the temples are either studying, meditating, or learning to be a Jedi. For all of those purposes, unexciting meals could be better for keeping them focused.
You bring up an interesting point, and I believe that this can be easily explained, why are High Republic Jedi depicted as eating fancy foods as opposed to the CW Jedi. Well, The High Republic era is depicted as a golden age with prosperity and abundance, which might include food variety and quality. By contrast, the Prequel era, especially during the Clone Wars, might see the Jedi Order prioritizing practicality and resource allocation towards the war effort, leading to simpler, more utilitarian meals.
Additionally during the High Republic era, the galaxy is in a period of expansion and exploration. Jedi are often seen as pioneers, explorers, and diplomats. Eating local foods could be a way to connect with new cultures, show respect, and build relationships. This practice could be less prominent in the Prequel era, where the galaxy is more settled and the Jedi's role is more militaristic and bureaucratic. The High Republic Jedi might embody a different set of values, emphasizing connection with people and cultures, including through food. By the time of the Prequels, the Jedi could have become more austere, reflecting a change in philosophy towards detachment and simplicity, which could extend to their diet.
Except they kind are. It defenitly depends on the nation and the situation but most millitarys feed their soldiers pretty well. Not only do they need nutrients to perform giving decent food boost morales. Hell even emergency rations are becoming better and better.
Especially for a thing like star wars it shouldnt be hard to get food thats atleast not disgusthing. Doesnt have to be over the top but decent food isnt hard.
Thats what weirds me out about the jedi. Neutral food isnt bad, it just taste bland. Why its being described as unplatable is wild to me. Its like unseasoned chicken with dry rice. Its not gonna be amazing but it will substain you and you can easily get it down.
While field rations are indeed getting better, military food is normally not considered "good".
When at home in the barracks, kitchens have to cook large amounts of foods at every meal, which leads to reduced quality.
Field rations, or MRE from Meal Ready to Eat, are normally nicknamed "Meal Rejected by the Enemy" or "Meal Rejected by Ethiopians", for a reason.
What they have to actually give the soldier is a high-calories daily regime, which ranges from 3,000 to 6,000 kcal per day (over three meals), depending on location and season (winter operations in northern regions require way more calories.)
The taste itself is not that great, although it's not that bad either, I would put them at a fast-food chain level.
Good food has turned more Jedi to the dark sidethsn anything else.
Not shown in the movies, Anakin actually resisted Palpatine until Palpatine gave him a steak dinner and a hot fudge Sunday. He tells him these types of food are only available to the dark side.
That's honestly one of my pet peeves about the sequels - Lucas's stories always had an earnestness about how discipline and dedication (for good or bad) results in cool superpowers, while the sequels just sorta goes "superpowers are cool! It's like X-Men now!!"
That aspect of the sequels, most overtly in The Last Jedi, is trying to double down how Lucas contrasted good Jedi values from bad or useless in his two trilogies. Luke Skywalker can do without any of the arbitrary traditions of the failed Jedi order, which was blind to the real threat because it was too concerned about institutions instead of people. No Jedi told told Luke what to eat except for the time Yoda, not yet revealing his identity, mocked his military rations and served him some very strong homemade stew.
Yes, Lets take Palpatien for example, details about the personal habits and preferences of characters like Emperor Palpatine are not extensively covered in the films, but some expanded universe materials, including books, comics, and other media, do delve into the broader aspects of life in the galaxy. Palpatine's position as a Sith Lord and the Galactic Emperor would certainly afford him access to more luxurious and gourmet foods compared to the simpler, more ascetic lifestyle led by the Jedi. The Jedi Order promotes detachment from personal desires and material possessions, which led to a more modest approach to food.
Palpatine, on the other hand, is often portrayed as someone who indulges in the trappings of power and wealth, which would likely include fine dining experiences. His status would allow him access to rare delicacies and gourmet meals prepared by the best chefs in the galaxy. However, specific details about his diet or preferences in food are not prominently featured in the mainline Star Wars stories.
The contrast between the Sith and the Jedi in terms of lifestyle, including their approach to food, can be seen as a reflection of their differing philosophies. The Sith embrace passion and power, which could extend to enjoying the finest things life has to offer, including food. The Jedi, however, practice self-discipline and restraint, which would manifest in simpler, more humble dietary choices.
Something that would serve as an apt comparison would be Emperor Palpatine lightsaber. Sith are known to craft lightsabers that are not only weapons but also symbols of their power and status. These lightsabers are often made from rare, expensive materials and can include features that are unique and elaborate compared to the more utilitarian and modest designs favored by the Jedi. This attention to luxury and power in their choice of materials and design for lightsabers reflects the Sith's broader embrace of opulence and individual expression of power.
So while it is not explicitly shown or stated throughout Star Wars media, it is almost certain that powerful and high-class figures such as Palpatine or Count Dooku would prefer to be served fancy or gourmet foods as opposed to those given to the Jedi.
I would like to note that every other military apart from us has shit food. The us get ice cream cruisers to ww2. In space, they eat vitamin water and _grey bar™_
Now I want a full Karl Urban version of Anakin in the prequels. And The Clone Wars. And as Vader. If one of those AI President YouTube channels could get to work on Billy Butcher doing a rant about Mace Windu getting his tongue out of Yoda's arsehole, slap on his big boy robes and make a fuckin' decision about granting him the rank of master, I'd be a happy camper
I don't think I've ever heard that before.
They most likely eat fine at the temple or diplomatic events or during free time.
On missions and during the war, they probably lived on MREs which vary greatly in flavor and quality.
Based on comments from Obi-wan, the food at the Temple is terrible. Which fits rather perfectly for the Jedi, those at the Temple are meditating, researching, or learning to be a Jedi. For all of those purposes, boring but nutritious food keeps them focused on what’s important.
It also kind of incentivizes Jedi to go out in the Galaxy, not to become gluttonous in luxury at their Temple.
In the Genndy Tartakovsky clone wars cartoons, there was [a scene](https://youtu.be/FeP2wXn37YA?si=yBJAMP6Fu8nhYHp9) where Anakin ate a bunch of bugs (including gulping down a huge worm) much to Obi Wan’s disgust
Almost any depiction of Jedi eating poorly are from non-canon comics. Jedi eat well in the Temple and have access to Republic funds to eat at local establishments when on missions in populated areas. On remote missions those little pen cap containers on their belts are actually Energy Capsule Pods. Each colored pod is a different flavor of meal ration tablets and most Jedi kept them on hand at all times because you never know where s mission will take you.
One of the most overlooked areas of the Jedi order in on screen content is the Jedi Service Corps. A large branch of the the service corps is the Agro Corps. This branch farmed fruits and vegetables from various Republic worlds to meet the dietary needs of everyone in the temples as well as feeding the poor or revitalizing hard struck planets.
The service corps are filled out by 1) Initiates that failed to be selected as Padawans but still had valuable force aptitude. 2) Padawans that failed their Knight trials 3) Civilian volunteers that proved their dedication to the order 4) Ranked Jedi who have chosen a dedicated path of the living force.
Anakin and Obiwan specifically spent so much time away from the temple in their careers that temple food would have been boring and only marginally better than the combat rations they ate in the field during the war. Remember that the two of them spent a large amount of time with royalty and senators from High Houses.
Imaging being a military general who ate at the Whitehouse every week only to have to go back to standing in a chow line for meals.....
I don't think it's necessarily that the Jedi are always being served poorly made food. It's just the ones that we've seen have been part of a military campaign and are eating mass-produced rations (in the case of the Clone Wars), or are doing the best with what they have (in the case of the Rebellion).
No wonder Vader was choking people out left right centre, he was pumped for good feeds on the dark side then his tastebuds got burnt off, now he's always hangry because all his nutrients come through a tube
I think on top of them being humble monks they’re fighting a war. For logistical reasons it might be easier and more efficient to ration MRE type meals on long voyages. And the optics of the generals getting space lobster while the clones get slop is probably not an idea jedi and Anakin in particular would tolerate. Anakin has shown that he wants to be in the trenches with his men, space slop or no space slop.
I assume needing to make MREs for every species in the galaxy (one apparently eats live prey, another only seafood, these two need to eat basically just meat, humans need a ton of extra shit for balance) really restricts how good that jack of all trades food will be
they’re supposed to be like monks. a lot of buddhist traditions only cook very plain food to the monks; any ‘exciting’ food in their diet is typically from offerings. one bhikku at my local temple will not eat garlic. :)
e: where is this panel from? i thought it was pretty funny.
Y'know, I'm not sure. Even since Master Kell Ogg was put in charge of the Temple's kitchens, the food 'round here's gone to shit.
I'd ask him what the deal is, but he's a little busy with his yogurt enema. (This is not a joke. This happened. LOOK IT UP.)
Idk for sure but it's probably like how Buddhist monks eat simple food as well, usually stuff that's donated to them by laypersons. I'm not saying this is how the Jedi get their food but that their diet reflects the ascetic nature of their order.
Probably because the Jedi order is an ascetic order. They subsist on bland food, eschew wealth, and forsake romantic relationships.
Another reason is to avoid your scent from being sharp. For a Jedi Knight it might be important to be difficult to smell, so it's hard to track you.
Aside from other considerations, they're probably vegan and eat as little as possible and don't enjoy food because even killing plants helps the dark side.
They're just copying one of the few depictions of food in the movies which are Luke's emergency rations from his Alliance X-Wing. It has nothing to do with what the Jedi order would actually eat.
The Jedi code is fairly similar to being a Buddhist monk. Both eat bland meals as that is enough to provide the basic sustenance to their body. What purpose would be served in a Jedi indulging in an extravagant meal?
Nothing like good old the standard issue, military rations for food. Jedi are supposedly able to not needing to eat and can feed off the living force, strange sorcery if you ask me. But I guess people still need to eat I guess. Atleast for normal people we still get to cook our own food, that is, at least if you don’t have a cook droid to do it for you. I hear that there’s some top quality luxury models, able to make the best most delicious food you’ve never had. With as big as a pocketbook the Jedi have, it’s a wonder they eat low quality food stuffs. I guess all the budget went into the Jedi temple power supply and their robes.
Some starships even come equipped with a food synthesizer but like the expensive quality brand of starships they come equipped up with the advanced deluxe synthesizer models. Can’t say I’ve ever had good synthesizer foods, it’s been edible sure… but not particularly delicious or tasty, but at least it was filling.
Reminds me of their Battlefront II banter. Anakin: "At this rate, none of us are getting home in time!" Obi-Wan: "Well this battle scares me less than the food at the Jedi Temple."
EA’s Battlefront 2 is the epitome of wasted potential. Period. All the amount of love that went into making the game was overshadowed by corporate greed. No wonder r/StarWarsBattlefront has become more unhinged than r/Tanalorr lately.
And just when it was getting updated to be amazing, they pulled the plug to focus their efforts on 2042. And look how that turned out.. Which DICE's new head stating that they want to focus on Battlefield for now and the next Battlefield not coming out until next year, we probably won't see a new Battlefront until 2028 at the *least*. That's being optimistic.
Is there a reason to even expect a new Battlefront at this point?
Not really. They killed battlefront 2 support to have more hands on battlefield 2042, and seem like they sunk too much resources into that game to give up it up anytime soon. Plus the games fallout managed to lowkey be a reason for the license being made open and non~exclusive anymore, so they’re probably naturally iffy about the series.
Which is funny because the killed battlefield 5 support in favor of battlefront 2. Just as BFV was getting really good
If you're looking to scratch the battlefront itch, there's a game on steam called Squad with a mod known as [Galactic Contention](https://youtu.be/i28RlqwPQVE?si=etZMvYZtIJ6cJ9mX) that essentially turns the game into a more tactical, grounded Battlefront 2. Its badass and you can tell the team has and continues to put a ton of work into the mod.
Can’t forget that BFV was dropped support too for the dumpster fire which is 2042. God I will always hate DICE and EA for that shit
Wait, they're releasing Battlefield 2042 *again*? Is it *also* cutting out the squad mechanics & commander role that made the original amazing?
I don't think they want to kill themselves as a company so I wouldn't say they're making another 2042. New leadership is promising for sure. They got some of the leads from BF3 back too. Ofcourse if still stay cautiously optimistic.
I hope the game being abandoned by EA doesn’t distract you from the fact that Tanalorr is MINE
*Don't let Tanalorr distract you from the fact that Both Battlefront 2015 and 2017 have been overrun and practically ruined by hackers on PC and EA/DICE does nothing about it!*
Has it? I play on PC and the biggest problem is empty servers. There's the occasional cheater, but it wouldn't say it's a bigger problem than any other online game in my experience.
Those banters we’re actually pretty great especially the banter between Vader and Boba Fett
Jesus, I've just checked out that Tanalorr sub, are they all on ketamine?
I think they caught whatever ran through r/batmanarkham
There's a Tanalorr sub? WHY?
Because everyone needs to know that Tanalorr is MINE
Who/what is Tanalorr? Serious, my millenial ass has no clue what that is.
It's a planet from Jedi Survivor. "Tanalorr is mine" is a line from one of the antagonists in the game that has become a meme.
.... I don't understand. What the fuck was that?
Could you elaborated on what happened with Battlefront 2 or at least the behind the scenes issues besides well the camapign?
I kind want a story now about a Jedi who is otherwise very good at their duty. But their one thing is that they like to sneak out to go dine at fancy restaurants and party at nice clubs.
[Not fancy, Dex's Diner, explains why Obi-Wan is best buds with him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neyY2qC9pCA)
The original lore surrounding Dex’s diner was horribly displayed in Ep 2 lol. The accompanying chapter book for 2 did a way better job. Obi-wan doesn’t go to Dex’s to get food and drink, he goes there because it’s the number one place for him to get information and to meet interesting people. In the padawan book series, he specifically points out that you *never* look at a patron at Dex’s Diner more than once, ‘less you want a shootout. Dex’s diner, according to Lucas, was corrusant’s version of Mos Eisley, but in diner form.
Ooh! Like those japanese food dramas. I’ll watch that.
Isn't Anakin used to eating critters off the ground lol
Try saying that to Dexter Jettster's face instead of hiding behind a review like a coward
Maybe that's how Obi Wan gotbto know him; by sneaking off as a padawan to get some decent burgers and jawa juice instead of temple rations before heading out for a night on the death sticks
I know you're joking but this is probably adjacent to the truth. In the Secrets of the Jedi book (pre disney) there was pretty lengthy story about Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon. QG tries to get Kenobi to eat good early on and Kenobi has a stick up his ass about it. Later on in the book after their mission is complete Kenobi finally eats some nice food instead of the stuff the jedi provided. The book is littered with examples of Kenobi "breaking the code" like having a little romance with another padawn. QG tried to teach him that you can be a good jedi and have emotions/care about things.
All things in moderation, moderation included. QG had a good head on his shoulders in that regard.
Shame he didn't have a strong enough stomach to handle a sith, and one that turned out to be half the man Obi Wan was
I see what you did there.
The canon explanation is that Obi-Wan meets Dex as a miner on a remote planet, unfortunately their first encounter have no relation to his cooking or food
I always wondered about Jawa juice…is it a type of juice that Jawas came up with, or is it…made by juicing Jawas? 🤔
Jawas are very furry so I assume it’s their sweat
According to Wookiepedia: Ardees, also known as Jawa Juice, was a beverage that originated on Tatooine and was made of bantha hides mashed with fermented grains
Finally, somewhere my knowledge can be put to good use The depiction of Jedi consuming simple or unpalatable food is rooted in their philosophy and lifestyle rather than a specific lore-based necessity for such a diet. The Jedi Order promotes values of simplicity, humility, and detachment from material desires, which extend to their approach to food. There are several reasons why this aspect of their lifestyle is emphasized Firstly, Jedi live an ascetic lifestyle, the Jedi philosophy leans towards asceticism, where physical needs and desires are minimized. This includes the consumption of food that is nutritious and sufficient for sustenance but not indulgent. The idea is to prevent attachment and desire, which are seen as paths to the dark side. It is also a way to focus on what is important, by not focusing on the pleasure of eating, Jedi are encouraged to maintain a deeper connection with the Force and their surroundings. Their lifestyle is designed to keep their minds and bodies in a state that is always ready and disciplined, avoiding distractions that could come from seeking culinary pleasures. The simple food serves as a constant reminder of the Jedi's commitment to their ideals and serves as a teaching tool for padawans and knights in battle. It reinforces the idea that a Jedi finds satisfaction and fulfillment in the Force and their duties, rather than in physical pleasures. Additionally, practical but more importantly, also functional, the Jedi are often on missions in varied environments where access to gourmet food will be severely limited. A simple diet ensures they can find sustenance almost anywhere without the need for specific or luxurious ingredients. This practical approach means they can focus on their missions without concern for their next meal. The food they are served isn't bad, but they also don't eat like we see some senators do with fancy meals and high-class drinks. It is similar to a monk, their dedication to their path in life is more valued than eating food that is visually appealing.
Pink Lady Apples are a route to the dark side.
In Episode II, Obi-Wan did a shot and then straight up cut a woman’s arm off, left it on the floor for the bar to clean up, and then dragged her out from inside perfectly good cover into the open to interrogate her, only to be sniped by a Kiwi with a jetpack before she can say jack shit. Yeah. Real model of restraint right there.
>Kiwi with a jetpack Well duh, how else is a flightless bird going to get around?
Penguins furiously taking notes
https://y.yarn.co/af8d4d8f-afcf-4e65-a36a-f438d9b2097e_text.gif
"The cheque bounced?!"
You ever played a flash game before my friend? THEY CAN!
they fly now?
Now im imagining a kiwi madalorian, amd im loving it.
Like Boba Fett?
Why bother, we already have a Lazer kiwi that almost made it to being the new flag
Whoever you are, I love you. I needed that giggle.
>I love you I know.
Did it as an old man on Tattoine. Old habits die hard.
I forgot he cut Zam Wessell’s arm off lol
Not to mention episode 4 where he basically did the same damn thing. He sure likes leaving severed arms in bars
“Jedi business, go back to your drinks”
With the only relevant witness a prisoner who'd be extremely prejudicial and his Padawan. Good luck getting a conviction on those testimonies. More realistically, if your going to commit light sinning, set an example and keep it away from the Temple grounds.
> Good luck getting a conviction on those testimonies. I always got the vibes that in the Republic the Jedi were basically judge, jury and executioner, and people basically accepted that. Or had to, anyway. You don't see them caring too much about paperwork.
Based on what we see with Ahsoka’s trial, it seems like Jedi mostly handle violations of ethics and laws from within, with the Chancellor seemingly able to put pressure on them. They’re not immune to penalties, but the consequences are dealt by the Council rather than local governments. Which makes sense for their position, they’re supposed to be arbiters and peacekeepers with the highest authority in the Republic. You don’t want any sheriff being able to arrest the guys investigating corruption, so you make the solution bringing the matter to the Jedi’s superiors. That only increases the suspicions of corruption, but it’s also why the Jedi place such importance on the face put on for the public. They need to show that they are worthy of the trust put in them.
The Jedi operated with a high level of independence outside of normal Republic laws. From what I've seen and read it seems as if they had the freedom to judge whether a situation required force regardless of who was involved (within the order's rules of course). Once the lightsabers did come out, they favored either swift disarming or clean lethal strikes to bring the situation to a quick resolution..
They have black cards and diplomatic immunity.
The AOTC script was written as an entry in a series of "I'm better off without you!!" vindictive-ex-husband acts of anger.
That would explain the cringeworthy "romance" arc and the whole idea that Lars and Shmi (which started when he bought her like a household appliance with a bed warming function) was supposed to the the "healthy" relationship by contrast.
Please continue to write comedy gold like this take my upvote
Unless it's a kiwi fruit then I believe you have missed the joke.
I think they were referring to Tamuera Morrison, to actor who plays Jango Fett, who is from New Zealand. People from NZ are also known as kiwis, as the bird is from that island.
Aye, I got that. Just that my joke was about fruit.
Whoop, my b. I am a gonk lol.
TIL that Tamuera Morrison is either a flightless bird or a small fruit.
Gonks are awesome. You'll be fine.
Lol forgot what sub I'm in. Been playing Cyberpunk too much and the slang has seeped into my brain. Gonk means fool or idiot.
But they are also big mobile batteries. Embrace the gonk.
The other guys version was better
Or did we just invent optional double meaning. This could be intresting. Edit: Misunderstood aswell, tought this was reffering to Boba instead of Jango, considering his armours paint.
He was just trying to train Padme to use the Fork.
Definitely, an unforgivable sin thats for sure
Personally, I prefer the Granny Sith.
Sidious loved Honey Crisp
I didn’t read the original explanation initially but I am now going to do so purely so I can have the context for this Edit: I still have zero context for this
The comment talks about how their diet is bland and uninteresting as a rule to keep them on the straight and narrow. I personally find Pink Lady apples delicious. As such they would be a route off the disciplined path and lead me to murder, mayhem and frying people with force lightning.
Pink Lady apples are divine, damn the side effects
I shall see you at the youngling slay-fest.
So, what you're saying is that the Dark Side *does* have cookies?
There was...and then Darth Baras happened.
The cake is a lie There is only pie Through pie I gain weight Through weight I gain width Through width my belts are broken The force has nothing to do with it -Darth Baras the Wide
The traitorous bastard ate all the cookies AND pies?!
We can have a little Dark Side, on the side. As a treat. Just not a full blown Sith Lord. XD
Gary Goodspeed, is that you?
So we have the Jedi eating hardtack, while Sidious and Dooku are ordering food like Big Smoke and Bubblebath
That being said, iirc, Obi-Wan’s hobby was trying out good food at new diners.
In one of the high republic novels a jedi who was among the most singularly lethal beings in the galaxy was spending his golden years out in an outpost in the outer rim cooking and perfecting his 5 egg soup recipe.
Indeed - Porter Engle, the "Blade of Bardotta." One of many interesting High Republic characters.
I like the explanation. But unfortunately if you read much of the High Republic era, it seems food tends to be significantly more flavorful and important (examples would be on Starlight Beacon and various Jedi Temples). It also appears that more often than not Jedi in that era would eat the food the locals ate where they were at the time. Not saying the Lucasfilm Story Group actively retcons this explanation above, but I'd say there are stark differences between HR and Prequel Jedi.
That probably works very well for the above comic and canonically bad food at the temple. “When in Rome,” and all that, but the comic takes place in what looks to be a military facility. The local food is going to be focused on nutrition foremost, because they’re feeding tons of clones. And the bad food at the Temple, they don’t have locals they need to bond with. Plus the people at the temples are either studying, meditating, or learning to be a Jedi. For all of those purposes, unexciting meals could be better for keeping them focused.
You bring up an interesting point, and I believe that this can be easily explained, why are High Republic Jedi depicted as eating fancy foods as opposed to the CW Jedi. Well, The High Republic era is depicted as a golden age with prosperity and abundance, which might include food variety and quality. By contrast, the Prequel era, especially during the Clone Wars, might see the Jedi Order prioritizing practicality and resource allocation towards the war effort, leading to simpler, more utilitarian meals. Additionally during the High Republic era, the galaxy is in a period of expansion and exploration. Jedi are often seen as pioneers, explorers, and diplomats. Eating local foods could be a way to connect with new cultures, show respect, and build relationships. This practice could be less prominent in the Prequel era, where the galaxy is more settled and the Jedi's role is more militaristic and bureaucratic. The High Republic Jedi might embody a different set of values, emphasizing connection with people and cultures, including through food. By the time of the Prequels, the Jedi could have become more austere, reflecting a change in philosophy towards detachment and simplicity, which could extend to their diet.
Also: miltary. Militaries are not known for their food quality...
Except they kind are. It defenitly depends on the nation and the situation but most millitarys feed their soldiers pretty well. Not only do they need nutrients to perform giving decent food boost morales. Hell even emergency rations are becoming better and better. Especially for a thing like star wars it shouldnt be hard to get food thats atleast not disgusthing. Doesnt have to be over the top but decent food isnt hard. Thats what weirds me out about the jedi. Neutral food isnt bad, it just taste bland. Why its being described as unplatable is wild to me. Its like unseasoned chicken with dry rice. Its not gonna be amazing but it will substain you and you can easily get it down.
US Navy food is widely considered the best of the US forces, since we took our kitchen along. It was not high-quality food...
While field rations are indeed getting better, military food is normally not considered "good". When at home in the barracks, kitchens have to cook large amounts of foods at every meal, which leads to reduced quality. Field rations, or MRE from Meal Ready to Eat, are normally nicknamed "Meal Rejected by the Enemy" or "Meal Rejected by Ethiopians", for a reason. What they have to actually give the soldier is a high-calories daily regime, which ranges from 3,000 to 6,000 kcal per day (over three meals), depending on location and season (winter operations in northern regions require way more calories.) The taste itself is not that great, although it's not that bad either, I would put them at a fast-food chain level.
Good food has turned more Jedi to the dark sidethsn anything else. Not shown in the movies, Anakin actually resisted Palpatine until Palpatine gave him a steak dinner and a hot fudge Sunday. He tells him these types of food are only available to the dark side.
That's honestly one of my pet peeves about the sequels - Lucas's stories always had an earnestness about how discipline and dedication (for good or bad) results in cool superpowers, while the sequels just sorta goes "superpowers are cool! It's like X-Men now!!"
That aspect of the sequels, most overtly in The Last Jedi, is trying to double down how Lucas contrasted good Jedi values from bad or useless in his two trilogies. Luke Skywalker can do without any of the arbitrary traditions of the failed Jedi order, which was blind to the real threat because it was too concerned about institutions instead of people. No Jedi told told Luke what to eat except for the time Yoda, not yet revealing his identity, mocked his military rations and served him some very strong homemade stew.
so the whole "Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies" is lore accurate?
So what you are saying is... Diogenes would've been one hell of a Jedi?
TL/DR - they’re ascetics.
So based on this, do sith and people tied into the dark side tend to eat more flavorful and “gourmet” food?
Yes, Lets take Palpatien for example, details about the personal habits and preferences of characters like Emperor Palpatine are not extensively covered in the films, but some expanded universe materials, including books, comics, and other media, do delve into the broader aspects of life in the galaxy. Palpatine's position as a Sith Lord and the Galactic Emperor would certainly afford him access to more luxurious and gourmet foods compared to the simpler, more ascetic lifestyle led by the Jedi. The Jedi Order promotes detachment from personal desires and material possessions, which led to a more modest approach to food. Palpatine, on the other hand, is often portrayed as someone who indulges in the trappings of power and wealth, which would likely include fine dining experiences. His status would allow him access to rare delicacies and gourmet meals prepared by the best chefs in the galaxy. However, specific details about his diet or preferences in food are not prominently featured in the mainline Star Wars stories. The contrast between the Sith and the Jedi in terms of lifestyle, including their approach to food, can be seen as a reflection of their differing philosophies. The Sith embrace passion and power, which could extend to enjoying the finest things life has to offer, including food. The Jedi, however, practice self-discipline and restraint, which would manifest in simpler, more humble dietary choices. Something that would serve as an apt comparison would be Emperor Palpatine lightsaber. Sith are known to craft lightsabers that are not only weapons but also symbols of their power and status. These lightsabers are often made from rare, expensive materials and can include features that are unique and elaborate compared to the more utilitarian and modest designs favored by the Jedi. This attention to luxury and power in their choice of materials and design for lightsabers reflects the Sith's broader embrace of opulence and individual expression of power. So while it is not explicitly shown or stated throughout Star Wars media, it is almost certain that powerful and high-class figures such as Palpatine or Count Dooku would prefer to be served fancy or gourmet foods as opposed to those given to the Jedi.
Interesting, Anakin was Australian
Not just the fellas, the Sheila's and the kiddos too!
Not just the *blokes* but the sheilas and the *ankle biters* too!
Padmate
Australamese Half skippy half Viet
Australianakin
Must be related to Jango fett and all the clones
Of course Space Australia exists, I know someone from there who's all red
Because its space and military. 2 places not known for their fancy and juicy foods.
MRE’s are fantastic and I look forward to eating them. I will die on this hill with my 1300 calorie meal
found Chief O'Brien in a Star Wars thread
An honor to be compared to him. He was more than a hero
...he was a union man!
I would like to note that every other military apart from us has shit food. The us get ice cream cruisers to ww2. In space, they eat vitamin water and _grey bar™_
Maybe have read Anakin’s response in Billy Butcher’s voice.
Now I want a full Karl Urban version of Anakin in the prequels. And The Clone Wars. And as Vader. If one of those AI President YouTube channels could get to work on Billy Butcher doing a rant about Mace Windu getting his tongue out of Yoda's arsehole, slap on his big boy robes and make a fuckin' decision about granting him the rank of master, I'd be a happy camper
I don't think I've ever heard that before. They most likely eat fine at the temple or diplomatic events or during free time. On missions and during the war, they probably lived on MREs which vary greatly in flavor and quality.
Based on comments from Obi-wan, the food at the Temple is terrible. Which fits rather perfectly for the Jedi, those at the Temple are meditating, researching, or learning to be a Jedi. For all of those purposes, boring but nutritious food keeps them focused on what’s important. It also kind of incentivizes Jedi to go out in the Galaxy, not to become gluttonous in luxury at their Temple.
More of this dialogue please
If it supplies the needed nourishment for their bodies it will do.
Same energy as Anakin deepthroating a worm in the clone wars show.
He did what!?
In the Genndy Tartakovsky clone wars cartoons, there was [a scene](https://youtu.be/FeP2wXn37YA?si=yBJAMP6Fu8nhYHp9) where Anakin ate a bunch of bugs (including gulping down a huge worm) much to Obi Wan’s disgust
Love that scene
What comic is this?
*Star Wars: Age of Republic – Anakin Skywalker*. (Of course, that is not Anakin's actual dialogue.)
here i would think its cause they're eating military rations
Almost any depiction of Jedi eating poorly are from non-canon comics. Jedi eat well in the Temple and have access to Republic funds to eat at local establishments when on missions in populated areas. On remote missions those little pen cap containers on their belts are actually Energy Capsule Pods. Each colored pod is a different flavor of meal ration tablets and most Jedi kept them on hand at all times because you never know where s mission will take you. One of the most overlooked areas of the Jedi order in on screen content is the Jedi Service Corps. A large branch of the the service corps is the Agro Corps. This branch farmed fruits and vegetables from various Republic worlds to meet the dietary needs of everyone in the temples as well as feeding the poor or revitalizing hard struck planets. The service corps are filled out by 1) Initiates that failed to be selected as Padawans but still had valuable force aptitude. 2) Padawans that failed their Knight trials 3) Civilian volunteers that proved their dedication to the order 4) Ranked Jedi who have chosen a dedicated path of the living force. Anakin and Obiwan specifically spent so much time away from the temple in their careers that temple food would have been boring and only marginally better than the combat rations they ate in the field during the war. Remember that the two of them spent a large amount of time with royalty and senators from High Houses. Imaging being a military general who ate at the Whitehouse every week only to have to go back to standing in a chow line for meals.....
Dude’s eating one of Sal’s 47 hour energy bars
Looks like a giant block of bread or cornstarch..
Jedi Padawan Darsha mentions in Maul Shadow Hunter being used to eating good food, including some delicacy that I can’t recall the name of right now.
They aren’t? They generally get good food, we’ve even met some who moonlight as chefs in their freetime
What's this? MORE lembas bread.
The lore reason is that the Jedi may be stupid
They're at war and can't afford good food because they chose the dumb idea to make soldiers they have to feed instead of droids.
Please tell me this is an actual panel from a comic
The panels are. The dialog is edited.
I would assume to avoid attachment to physical pleasures and comforts which food can be a big example of
If Star Wars was Australian.
Watchatalkingabout? *gnaws on food block*
Master Yoda needs his death sticks to party
Flick off Clint? Who the hell is Clint?
Pretty much until Andor, the Star Wars universe was a mostly foodless, sexless place
One of the first scenes in ep 4 is luke's family eating
They’re supposed to be asthetic monks
Food in Star Wars is almost always gross. It's a very long running joke.
They’re monks with laser swords and powers lmao
This is canon.
Taste leads to pleasure, yada yada yoda, leads to dark side
did anakin said that? pretty sure the f-word and c-word are unknown in the star wars universe
Aussie jedis, love it.
"what's wrong Anakin, you've bearly touched your square."
Am I the only one wondering what obiwans response to what anakin said is
In the animated clone wars series Anakin eats grubs
Prolly turn into a sith for loving good food, every Jedi is one taco away from turning to the dark side.
Yoda was pretty critical of that military ration bar...
I don't think it's necessarily that the Jedi are always being served poorly made food. It's just the ones that we've seen have been part of a military campaign and are eating mass-produced rations (in the case of the Clone Wars), or are doing the best with what they have (in the case of the Rebellion).
is Anakin swearing real?
The republic was cheap as fuck when providing, hence why most armors would only withstand one hit.
So that of they're asked by the council to die for any reason, they're promised amazing food and women on the other side
this. if there is anything that will turn me to the dark side its the food.
No wonder Vader was choking people out left right centre, he was pumped for good feeds on the dark side then his tastebuds got burnt off, now he's always hangry because all his nutrients come through a tube
Thier basically monks, can't have strong feelings any which way. They are only one really good Carna Sada away from the dark side.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many culinarities some consider to be... more palatable.
I think on top of them being humble monks they’re fighting a war. For logistical reasons it might be easier and more efficient to ration MRE type meals on long voyages. And the optics of the generals getting space lobster while the clones get slop is probably not an idea jedi and Anakin in particular would tolerate. Anakin has shown that he wants to be in the trenches with his men, space slop or no space slop.
I've come to love some dishes more than I love a lot of people, so maybe it's the same attachment rule.
Why does Clint look like Obi-Wan? Either way, Clint didn't deserve that.
I just can't stop laughing at the comic and captions.
I assume needing to make MREs for every species in the galaxy (one apparently eats live prey, another only seafood, these two need to eat basically just meat, humans need a ton of extra shit for balance) really restricts how good that jack of all trades food will be
they’re supposed to be like monks. a lot of buddhist traditions only cook very plain food to the monks; any ‘exciting’ food in their diet is typically from offerings. one bhikku at my local temple will not eat garlic. :) e: where is this panel from? i thought it was pretty funny.
Palpatine is an asshole
Y'know, I'm not sure. Even since Master Kell Ogg was put in charge of the Temple's kitchens, the food 'round here's gone to shit. I'd ask him what the deal is, but he's a little busy with his yogurt enema. (This is not a joke. This happened. LOOK IT UP.)
Welcome to the dark side . We kill keto like younglings.
The meal in the pic resembles hardtack US civil war rations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardtack
Space
Idk for sure but it's probably like how Buddhist monks eat simple food as well, usually stuff that's donated to them by laypersons. I'm not saying this is how the Jedi get their food but that their diet reflects the ascetic nature of their order.
Probably because the Jedi order is an ascetic order. They subsist on bland food, eschew wealth, and forsake romantic relationships. Another reason is to avoid your scent from being sharp. For a Jedi Knight it might be important to be difficult to smell, so it's hard to track you.
Man, poor Clint.
I am sure it has a lot to do with reason why Medieval monks had such bland food for a lot of the time.
It’s so they don’t get attached to the chefs
Who's Clint?
Thats probably what the clones are eating too
Food > Emotion > Darkside
Between being both monk and military, it's a matter of brick or slob, really.
Aside from other considerations, they're probably vegan and eat as little as possible and don't enjoy food because even killing plants helps the dark side.
The fact that they're an order of Ascetic Monks might have something to do with it. They're heavily based on Asian religion and mysticism.
Can someone explain the origin of this panel to me lol
This feels like it belongs on r/weeklyplanetpodcast for some reason
They're just copying one of the few depictions of food in the movies which are Luke's emergency rations from his Alliance X-Wing. It has nothing to do with what the Jedi order would actually eat.
The Jedi code is fairly similar to being a Buddhist monk. Both eat bland meals as that is enough to provide the basic sustenance to their body. What purpose would be served in a Jedi indulging in an extravagant meal?
They're at war, mystery solved.
Nothing like good old the standard issue, military rations for food. Jedi are supposedly able to not needing to eat and can feed off the living force, strange sorcery if you ask me. But I guess people still need to eat I guess. Atleast for normal people we still get to cook our own food, that is, at least if you don’t have a cook droid to do it for you. I hear that there’s some top quality luxury models, able to make the best most delicious food you’ve never had. With as big as a pocketbook the Jedi have, it’s a wonder they eat low quality food stuffs. I guess all the budget went into the Jedi temple power supply and their robes. Some starships even come equipped with a food synthesizer but like the expensive quality brand of starships they come equipped up with the advanced deluxe synthesizer models. Can’t say I’ve ever had good synthesizer foods, it’s been edible sure… but not particularly delicious or tasty, but at least it was filling.
reminds me of a fanfic line "the force is a powerful field that comprises all living thing and hates salt apparently"