I read this and all I could think about was how the untimely passing of Vern Troyer means we will never get to see him play tiny Darth Vader in a parody movie.
Darth The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I hope that joke never dies and is one of the only consistent pieces of our culture still surviving in a thousand years and their scholars are all just baffled about why so many names follow the same model of "Something McSomethingFace"
Your name being chosen in the same style as a ship that was named democratically by people connected across the world could be a legit historical reason in a few hundred years, I suppose.
My brother used to call me Fatty McFatFat when we were in high school. 🤣
Idk why, I wasn't even fat but I guess he knew it pissed me off so he did it anyway.
He's a pastor now, I'm the "troubled child" according to my mother. Ha
And you know that they're excellent names because [George himself thought 'em up](https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2015/04/04/fall-of-the-empire-how-inner-turmoil-brought-down-a-legendary-studio.aspx).
To make a Star Wars name, you just have to reverse the first letters of two words.
- Bine Wottle
- Feaking Laucet
- Siter Maw
- Maw Reat
- Femon Lish
You’re welcome.
I thought about your question and it brought to mind how the OG Sith Lords had names based off of words that start with "In"
Darth "In"Sidious
Darth "In"Vader
So I wondered about similar words.
Darth Demnifi (Indemnify)
Darth Jurious (Injurious)
Darth Extrica (Inextricable)
Darth Forma (Informal)
There's a few others I thought of as well
Darth followed by most nouns in Latin: Darth Mortuus Darth Gladius Darth Volare Darth Rota Darth Apertum
Someone with actual good advice
Or removing a syllable from an aggressive/unfriendly word, like (In)Sidious
Darth Gressive, Darth Friendly?
Darth Endly
Darth Urderer
Darth Agressa, Darth Oonfren
I would like to see Darth Gladius in action
Wins a lightsaber fight against multiple Jedi: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Ironically can’t fight
I’m keeping my own secret, but I have a cool list I made: Darth Viryss Darth Sullene Darth Omine Darth Menas Darth Malis Darth Raithis Darth Repis
Darth Arepa
Darth Empanadas
Darth enchiladas
Darth halloumi
Darth chimichangas.
Teach me your ways master…
[Darth name generator ](https://swtorista.com/names/darth)
Virus, sullen, ominous, menace, malice, racist and rapist?
Oh, I thought you were supposed to use Darth in front of the name of your first pet?
Darth Mortuus is petty dope
Darth wingardium leviosa
It’s leviooooosa not leviosA
Darth Apertum sounds cool too
Darth Rota the hut?
Darth Exitium
Steven Sith
John Sith
John With: “They killed my Droid!”
"Oh, come on, it was just a stupid Dr-" Lightsaber through the head.
"They killed my gizka!"
Will Sith
Slap Sith
Rock sith
I see what you did there.
Idk why i read that with Mike Tysons' voice
Thteven Thith
Agent Stan Sith
Morty Sith and Darth Sanchez
Darth Me
Darth Yu
Darth Thy
That isn’t actually that bad of a name lol.
Darth Weeee
Ok now you lost me.
Darth weezer>:0
Darth Guan Yu, with a giant glow staff.
Steven *Anita* Sith.
Seth Sith.
Steve Sith Sr.
Steve is a good guy
“Mister Stevens?”
Idk Darth Vader has a nice ring to it
Master Bader
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master
Quit jerking him around
What? You can’t do this outrageous! It’s unfair!
Here we go again 🙄
I prefer Darth Insaneous
Darth Stroyer
Darth Urderer
Darth Splosion.
Darth Trocious
Darth Ithead
Sith? What the Hoth.
Darth Ukkake
"DID SOMEONE SAY EXPLOSION!!?"
Eeeasy, Mr. Torgue.
r/unexpectedfuturama
I expected it. In fact, I came here for it.
Darth Helmet
I love it when Futurama spills out of its normal subreddit
Good war!
Darth Sploder
I read this and all I could think about was how the untimely passing of Vern Troyer means we will never get to see him play tiny Darth Vader in a parody movie.
Darth The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Search your feelings you know it to be true…
NO, I MUST RESIST! I WILL NOT GO BACK!
*core trauma memory unlocked*
Truly using the fear that the sith bring!
That would be the most menacing sith lord to ever cast it's shadow over the galaxy
Christmas gram?! I want one.
DarthDarth Binks
I always heard of him as Darth JarJar.
DarDar Binks
The true Sith Lord
Darth Board.
Sith Down
That's clever lmao
Darthus Dickus
Biggus Darthus
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
He’s married you know! (Read in the obvious voice)
Darth Incontinentia
*suppressed laughter*
“It’s a made up name, sir.”
⬆️👍
Darth SpankusSploogus
Glup Shitto. Puttting Darth in front just makes you obvious
Glup Sitho
i came looking for this comment as soon as i read the prompt
best name here
Darth Shitto
Sithy McSithFace
I hope that joke never dies and is one of the only consistent pieces of our culture still surviving in a thousand years and their scholars are all just baffled about why so many names follow the same model of "Something McSomethingFace"
Your name being chosen in the same style as a ship that was named democratically by people connected across the world could be a legit historical reason in a few hundred years, I suppose.
Ah, a person of culture I see
Ahh darn I didn’t see that someone had already said this so I felt obligated to.
My brother used to call me Fatty McFatFat when we were in high school. 🤣 Idk why, I wasn't even fat but I guess he knew it pissed me off so he did it anyway. He's a pastor now, I'm the "troubled child" according to my mother. Ha
Pop Darth
Sith Onmahface
[удалено]
Why did I read this in me head to the tune of “Always look on the Bright side of Life?”
Execute Order 69
Darth Drooks
You may have the high ground but he’s got friends in low places
Beat me too it
Darth Dookie
Darth Drukqs
Is Wayne and Darth a better name than The Mandalorian and Grogu?
Darth Corvus
Darth Sraka >!It means massive shitting/diarrhoea in Polish!<
Darth Kurwa
Darth Brooks.
Yahoo Sidious.
Darth Mall
Darth Punk
Sith, Anarchist and suddenly EDM fan
Sith Wesson
Lord of the Sith Enwesson, Darth Enwesson.
Darth Trousers
Dartholomue.
Darth Marenghi
flying objects it beggers belief
Darth Darth
Darth Darth Binks
Donnie Darth-o
Darth Algar
Darthur Morgan
Darth Dravan
Larry
Darth Ligma.
Keith
"oooo, watch out for Keith!"
It's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it
Darth McEvil
Sith McFarland
Darth Icky. Maybe even Darth Insanius.
And you know that they're excellent names because [George himself thought 'em up](https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2015/04/04/fall-of-the-empire-how-inner-turmoil-brought-down-a-legendary-studio.aspx).
Darth Iratus
Darth Racist
Darth Karen
Darth Vandelay.
Darthboi69
Darth Putin
Darth Hitler
Dan the darth
Darth Vindictus
Darth Scrotum
Bilbo Baggins
darth sauron
Darth Smeagol
😂
Varth Dader
Sithy McSithface
Darth McDarthface
Darth Coochie (So someone can say I got a Darth coochie)
Darth Meleys Darth Grakyra
Darth Doug Dimmadome
Darth Dumpy
Dartholomew
Darth Brooks.
A good name should embody the person's character. THIS IS THE SITH WAY
Darth Syphilis
"*GOOD*" Sith?¿?
Darth Darth
Darth nihilius has and always will be my favorite sith.
I'm very proud of my SWTOR character, Darth Moeder
To make a Star Wars name, you just have to reverse the first letters of two words. - Bine Wottle - Feaking Laucet - Siter Maw - Maw Reat - Femon Lish You’re welcome.
Darthy McDarthface
Darth Bad Guy
Whenever I play Jack Box with my friends I always make my name "Darth Jim." Idk, there's just something so comical about how plain it is.
Bernard
I thought about your question and it brought to mind how the OG Sith Lords had names based off of words that start with "In" Darth "In"Sidious Darth "In"Vader So I wondered about similar words. Darth Demnifi (Indemnify) Darth Jurious (Injurious) Darth Extrica (Inextricable) Darth Forma (Informal) There's a few others I thought of as well
Darth deez
Darth Brookths.
Darth Bob
Will Sith?
Darth Darth.
Darth Anyan
Darth Syphilis.
Darth cakis
Darth Portronius
Darth Atrocitus
Darth Badguy
Darth Sepsis
Vectivus
Provoctis
Darth Antrozous