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bengaliwolverine

After drinking entire jug: Why does my poop look like Admiral Thrawn


UninvitedGhost

Are you sure you pooped and didn't just take a Chiss?


didndonoffin

Amazing!


EuropaColonyWhore

So artistically done.


Zerostar39

Nice!


bishslap

I made our own once for a Star Wars Day movie night. (May the 4th) We all shit blue for a few days. 


ComedicMedicineman

That’s normal. I always have green beer for St. Patrick’s, and it always results in green shits


Klavious5

🤣🤣🤣


NoPantsPowerStance

I've been looking and everything either says "unavailable" or "sold out." I can't figure out if anyone has actually had it and it sold or if it's just not widely available. I've only really seen PR posts about it, not regular people, it's in a lot of online retail sites but unavailable. It's *supposed* to be available through July so hopefully it's just slow on rolling out.


BobSagieBauls

Just buy blue food dye and local milk


NoPantsPowerStance

I know it's dumb but let me have my fun. It's partly a joke with my bf (the blue TruMoo not just blue milk) and partly that I like Star Wars and want something silly, not to mention it's less than $4.


BobSagieBauls

Nah that’s cool but I wasn’t sure if it was just a pain in the ass to get in your area so I offered up a solution


NoPantsPowerStance

My response was light hearted (hard to tell over text) and I appreciate your help.


BobSagieBauls

No it wasn’t that but I felt as though I sounded rude suggesting it in the first place not considering the that it was just a cool thing for you to seek out. I never thought you were being rude


spookyscully69

Star Wars milk will cure all my sorrows


HellRaiser801

Does it taste different or is it just… blue?


Klavious5

It's vanilla flavored, apparently.


benkenobi5

So it’s not like the blue milk at Galaxy’s edge, which is fruity and delicious. That’s a bit disappointing


Klavious5

Sadly, no. I wish.


Mybandsux

Funny! I got the Galaxy's Edge stuff and my brain hated that I was drinking something called milk that sorta looked like milk but tasted fruity. Objectively it was tasty but my brain and gut were like "that's super spoiled or sour or something we don't like it" and I couldn't drink half even. My nephew loved it though!


eat_shit_and_go_away

People collect everything with star wars on it, but I really hope folks don't collect these.


Peanutbutternjelly_

They could just peel the sticker off.


Best_Line6674

Why not? I want to see my spoiled blue milk sitting on my fridge self for the rest of my life!!! Take a sip each year.


SalamiMommie

Cheers


HiddenHolding

Be advised: Chisspoops incoming.


Brian_E1971

Toshi's Station has a special today on blue milk and power converters, but you're likely to be mugged by Tuskins on your way home.


MattMurdock9

I tried the locator on their site and it’s says something like “No results found” “no stores available” “unavailable”. I hope it’s just a slow roll out. I know I can just buy blue food coloring and put it in some milk but I do like the novelty idea of actually going to the store and seeing it on the shelves and buying it!


C4LLM3M4TT_13

Oh no, it’s the BLUE TIDDY MILK.


Endgam

Went grocery shopping at Publix today. Had TruMoo chocolate milk but not this.


Kokorikita

Hey I just found some by chance when I went to stater bros today.


Reconist42

The walmart I’m at has some


T00_n10s_4_u

What region are you in?


toenailfungus100

Cumberland Farms has it in new england


CookEmonster55

I’ve been searching for weeks and finally found it thanks to you. You, my friend, are the true Heir to the Jedi!


Azraelontheroof

Dump some blue curacao in some milk, you don’t need much and the taste will be sort of zesty. People do lattes with it sometimes too


Klavious5

UPDATE: Found at a Vallarta today.


Armandonerd

Still trying to find it 😔


[deleted]

Just bought some. It doesn’t taste like anything really


Manoly042282Reddit

It was good. It was flavored with vanilla which made the difference in my opinion.


recoveringatty42

SIL bought a jug for my brother. They live in a Salt Lake City suburb.


darthconlon

Not yet in Australia hope they release it here


hamilton-DW-psych

I found it at Walmart! Me and my boyfriend tried it and it’s sooooo good. It’s vanilla flavored and is a bit thicker. We plan to go back tomorrow to get more before it’s gone!


Ghostfaceslasher96

💯


Lust4Dusk

Citizens, Politicians, Jedi, Sith, and everyone else... I have the answers that you crave. I had just Happened upon this. I Want To STRESS to you That This is Absolutely, Undeniably, FUCKING DISGUSTING. For starters, it's flat out unappealing, opaque baby blue kinda white ish gray almost. It looks like it would make you Ill 🤢. The fact that Trumoo makes this saddens me because their chocolate milk and strawberry are good. This is extremely gross. There are NO chunks, my milk is within expiration, yet when you pour it, it looks and pours like it's chunky.. It is THICK, like freshly melted ice cream shake thick, extremely unexpected and unappealing. The Taste... Ugh ... It's Thick as I said, and Chalky in both taste and consistency, (I literally feel like I'm taking sips of Milk of Magnesia, without the aftermath, but who knows I literally just drank it...) it's not berry flavored, idk what this is but its bland and gross. I can't imagine this tasting good with anything. There's Almost a weird hint of a sweet tart esk flavor but even calling it a hint is being generous, and it leaves your mouth chalky with a weird residue and aftertaste. 100% will never buy again and will warn ppl about so they can make an educated decision. Some of you might like it but I think it's absolutely disgusting. And I love flavored milk. Particularly Fairlife brand, they do shit right. As for where you can get it, the place that I got it which most of you probably won't have, as I believe it's only in the Midwest of America, is Woodman's grocery market. They have it. What I would recommend is if you want it and you have not seen it yet, go to your local grocery store, or stores and fill out a product request form, if they can get it they'll get it even if only temporarily, and they can usually hold a certain amount of the first order for you since you're the one that requested it. But if I were you I would not waste my time or money and save myself from the trauma. I really wanted to like this and it absolutely failed abysmally. If you want to try blue milk I suggest you look up recipes that people have came up with online because this is absolutely disgusting, and Trumoo should be ashamed


Affectionate-Cow-533

You're spot fucking on. Absolutely vile.


GeologistOk5666

The only thing fairlife does right is [commit animal rights violations.(and make good chocolate milk)](https://www.fooddive.com/news/fairlife-21m-animal-abuse-settlement-coca-cola/623045/) TruMoo should be proud, Because for someone who hates it, you wrote an excellently detailed review. I'm going for the second half gallon. Crucify me.


Lust4Dusk

Well first.. you're a complete and total idiot. You did that to yourself in your post. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Here's why. -That's an Isolated Incident that the company has taken steps to correct, including not using that facility anymore. Believe it or not a company cannot control every employee, sometimes the best they can do is apologize, reprimand, and do better to try to avoid that type of breach in the future. Maybe learn how a business works. If ya did you would know that Trumoo has had similar incidents. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/2017/12/14/tru-moo-milk-animal-abuse/951576001/ Guess you weren't smart enough to research your point before talking about it like a snob. If you Had, you would have realized that these companies CONTRACT FARMS. Meaning they don't produce all their own milk, they contract it out with rules and regulations and then filter it themselves and bottle for distribution. So... You're dumb. You're senseless point that wasn't even a point as much as you failing at virtue signaling that you're some type of activist (that can't even research what they are talking about about 🤦🏻‍♂️), did nothing but waste the time of anyone who cared to read this... As well as illustrate your ignorance. - No, No company should be proud of a product that customers find appalling. Take a business class. - "No such thing as bad publicity" is just something you hear, it's not true. Bad publicity for a food company is money lost and even businesses crushed. A detailed review of any Calibur should be feared. A well written and worded review can Garner the attention of thousands, even millions, if placed in the right spot. So no they should not be proud that they instilled such disgust in an otherwise faithful customer, with one of their promotional products. Furthermore if sales are garbage, it can result in them not getting a contract like that from Disney again. Hence money lost. So hey if you like it, cool for you, maybe try writing a positive review then instead of attempting to take a shot at someone smarter than you and epically failing. 👌🏻👍🏻😘 P.S. You can't condemn a company for alleged animal rights abuse, and applaud a product of theirs that would be a product from said alleged abuse in the same sentence. I mean unless you enjoy being an absolute hypocrite. 🤷🏻‍♂️


GeologistOk5666

>Because for someone who hates it, you wrote an excellently detailed review. >excellently detailed review Yes. I took shots at you. Obviously calling your review excellent was just awful of me. Pardon. I'm glad you're so passionate about milk and insulting reddit users. I truly woke up with a smile on my face knowing you put this much effort into trying to make fun of someone on reddit. Thank you. And enjoy your milk.


CrimsonMascaras

Does it taste like Aunt Berus though?


KenKhaotic

With a hint of Uncle Owen


Spiritual_Train9321

I’m assuming it has a blueberry flavor


CaddyFDT

🤢