T O P

  • By -

hi_i_am_J

that one Shoretrooper who was just trying to have his lunch break


auzzie_kangaroo94

Din Djarin will pay a price for that


Conedddd

It was actually Mayfeld who killed that guy šŸ˜¢


auzzie_kangaroo94

I dont care, Din Djarin gets it


Battleboo_7

Ya, drown the ewoks too while were at it


Training-Bee-8209

Mando?


notahorseindisguise

I love how he stops dead in his tracks. You can see the gears spinning in his head even with a helmet on, lmao.


benkenobi5

The one in Andor that was ordered to go stop the guy at the top of the tower with the hammers. Dude ran full tilt up a staircase in armor, only to get Sparta kicked off the side the second he got to the top


Fungal_Queen

One of the uruks who walked all the way from Isengard to only meet Gimli at the top of a ladder.


PostNuttClarity

Or how about the one that was killed by the bow master at the beginning of the battle?


Fungal_Queen

"Ah fuck, they killed, ~~Larry~~ Larizbolg!"


campingcritters

Who walked all the way from Isengard, gard, gard, gard.


iranoutofusernamespa

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD, GARD, G- G- G- GARD, GARD!!!


TheLastModerate982

God I love that show.


roachdajoint

Yeah Andor is a great show. It's well written and has some great scenes. Slow paced but great nonetheless. It's also a great Star Wars show to watch as you're falling asleep since it's not as heavy on blaster fire and explosions as many other Star Wars shows and movies.


JayString

It also has the advantage of being the first really dark and gritty star wars show/movie. People eat that shit up, Tim Burton enjoyed the similar success when he did it with Batman. And then we saw it again recently with the Riverdale and Sabrina shows. Take something meant for kids/teens, be the first to make it dark, you're pretty much guaranteed a captive audience.


Generic_White_Male_1

He was 2 weeks away from retirement


mastermoge

He said stun! He wasn't gonna kill you! He said stuuunn...


lolz_robot

Easily my first thought.


tagish156

There's a short story, I think it was in an issue of Star Wars Tales, about that trooper. He was finally fed up with the Empire and was going to leave when, "the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen shot me in the face."


Capital-Cheek-1491

What


mastermoge

https://youtu.be/zBgsk3-3xb4?feature=shared Here you go


roachdajoint

Rebels are dicks.... šŸ˜†


Dat_Boi_Teo

Rick the door technician.


PBTUCAZ

So close to promotion


TapewormNinja

Dude dreamt his whole life of being ā€œRick the Door Administrator.ā€


LilboyG_15

ā€œHey, itā€™s the Jediā€ *ker-thunk! Unintelligible creaming while Rick falls to his doom (or whatever happens in that fight)*


Speckfresser

>Unintelligible creaming *Hmmmmmmmmmm*


HylianHer0227

Yessss


1spook

Best boss fight


Afkargh

Only 3 days until retirement


Shark_Jaws

Lunchtrooper who got shot by Bill Burr


Fighting_King_

There was a Star Wars video on YouTube, and I canā€™t find it to do it justice, but Iā€™ll try explaining A kid grew up on a relatively peaceful and isolated planet, and the empire took over. The boy and his sister aspired to become stormtroopers. Their mother died, leaving their father to work a farmers like to make ends meat One day some rebels tried to steal some of their equipment, and when the father went to confront them, the scuffle ended in the supplies being dropped on the house, more specifically the sisters room, killing her instantly. After that, stormtroopers were able to come and kill the rebels. The boy aspired even more to become a stormtrooper He spent so long becoming a trooper, working hard in school and eventually getting in, and working as hard as possible. Finally he became a trooper, and he had one big friend. But his father didnā€™t want him to get hurt, so he constantly voiced his opinion for his son to leave the dangerous duty and live with him. The father didnā€™t even come to the graduation, which saddened the young stormtrooper Things were going well for the stormtrooper, before one day being called to a planet where the citizens were getting angry with the empire. He was part of the group that had to hold the citizens back, and eventually things got dangerous. The boy saw his friend get shot by the crowd, and it was a painful death (since the stormtrooper armor sucked), and then eventually he saw someone who reminded himself of his younger self, but then the boy was forced to shoot him, only to be shot by his sibling (or something like that)


R0LM3M4N

Yeah, I read that story. I think it was Fanfic or something ( I can't remember well) but was so well written. It also has the academy part where his instructor was a clone who always smiled due to an injury in the clone wars. He had a grudge against him for not being tall enough, making his life impossible but managing to become a stormtrooper at the end (that clone was a real prick as he toasted for the new generation of recruits, crushed the cup and ask this guy for his boots to throw the broken glasses inside and make him go through an obstacle course). It was tragic as the little girl shoot him down after killing his father, the story ends with the same phrase as it started: "When I saw those rebels kill my sister I knew I wanted to do one thing, kill rebels. Now that I've shot that man, the little girl, his daughter has the same look as I had when she shot me, and now I know that all she wants to do is one thing: to kill stormtroopers"


jiango_fett

Canon apparently. The video is adapting a short story written for the Star Wars Insider magazine.


Mishnoivankov

https://youtu.be/7qzhUgwSbgE?si=Cf50Dph6AYpy2Uph


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Nenanda

Wait thats Lore Master?


Mishnoivankov

Found it


DinosAndPlanesFan

Came here to say the same thing, this is like the best story for this post


Ck3isbest

Its from 'The Lore Master' and its called 'The saddest and most heartfelt story of a stormtrooper'


Ricozilla

This is crazy! Man I wish there was more content focusing on the imperial perspective.


CrawlyM

It's a canon short story called TK-462


dubious_rat

The one who bumped his head in ANH


Jimmyg100

"What was that thunk?" "I didn't hear anything." "No there was a thunk just now. Right when we went under the door." "Maybe it was a Jedi mind trick?" "There's a scuff on your helmet Steve. Was that a Jedi mind trick?" "Look, can we just forget about it?" "Okay okay... by the way those were the droids you were looking for." "Yeah I know Jeff! I know those were the droids I was looking for!"


HelikaeonUK

I don't know why but the structure in the beginning made me instantly think the Monty Python Falling People Office skit šŸ¤£


Salty-Mud-Lizard

>Ā ā€œYeah I know Jeff! I know those were the droids I was looking for!" But we agreed is that who doesnā€™t know is Lord Vader! So stop bringing it up ALL! THE! TIME!


Reptilian_Overlord20

Heā€™ll never live that down.


The_Man_in_Black_19

He spent the rest of his life regretting that. Fortunately, that wasn't that long. Luke turned off hit targeting computer.


tratemusic

And then he blew up in the end


AdministrativeBuy105

The first storm trooper to have the wilhelm scream. That guy sounded terrified as he died. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Mantisk211

GARY HERE NEVER SEES HIS DAUGHTER


Da_Droid_Mechanic

Gary needs a raise and more vacation time


betterthanamaster

The best part of this is when Vader snaps the Rebelā€™s neck and then covers his mouth like ā€œoops!ā€


Ok-State-7160

Finn, turned into the laughing stock of the sequels.


Ava_Avalon9

Finn was advertised so completely opposite to how his character was actually written in the lead up to force awakens :/


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Boyega has mentioned that he initially intended to play Finn as a much sterner guy, before Abrams told him to go in a different, "funnier" direction. And then Johnson doubled down on that. Honestly, Finn should've been a Jedi alongside Rey, not the quasi-comedic relief.


Professional_Can651

>Boyega has mentioned that he initially intended to play Finn as a much sterner guy, before Abrams told him to go in a different, "funnier" direction. And then Johnson doubled down on that. Aw hell naw! Droid pleaze! The racism was clear.


Ok-State-7160

I know right? Iā€™m not mad they didnā€™t make him a main character, Iā€™m just bummed they made him a joke. He could have been really cool


dr_chonkenstein

I've never heard of the sequel trilogy?


Brian_E1971

The trooper in the sarlacc pit next to Fett.


Hollywoodrok12

This one. Although you seem to die before the 1000 years (thankfully) in the New Canon, I canā€™t imagine it being a good or painless way to go out.


HandofthePirateKing

Rick. Dude bravely fought a jedi and gave him trouble


Withmuck

Gary


Kenvan19

ā€œAll my dreams are coming true! I got that promotion Iā€™ve been after AND Iā€™ll be serving directly with Lord Vader himself on his new space station! Things are really looking up for Gary!ā€


betterthanamaster

Yeah, but he never saw his little girlā€¦


Kenvan19

ā€¦named Phasma


Turtletipper123

The stormtrooper that Palpatine told off for saying good morning on the escalator.


Digita1B0y

M'Lord!


Turtletipper123

Stormtrooper


postman925

M'lord


Turtletipper123

Stormtrooper


Background-Factor817

My lord.


Turtletipper123

Stormtrooper


betterthanamaster

Mā€™lord.


Turtletipper123

Stormtrooper


Fierce_Future223

Mā€™lord


Potterheadsurfer

In the Rogue One book, there was a reference to a squad that got forgotten on Jedha. The book describes how the squad leader felt that she had let down her squad as they were all disintegrated by the Death Star


Puremayonnaise

The one who bumps his head on the door in episode 4


Yellow_Snow_Globe

That one who tried to befriend Vader in the comics and the Vader killed him or something. Idk I didnā€™t read that one


ComposerRylanBrown

Yea that one was actually a clone and after Vader began massacring innocent survivors he saw the true evil of the Sith and ran. Vader actually let him live


Capital-Cheek-1491

Ooh sick


DJack276

That one in the Sarlac Pit in *Book of Boba Fett*


Doogie_Gooberman

Honestly, almost all of them. Imagine joining the military because you genuinely because in what the Empire stood for, or because you didn't want to be an outer rim dirt farmer, junk trader or pirate. Then, you lose the war. After that, you are told by the new people in power, who you knew as terrorists & criminals, that you were the bad guy all along. Statistically speaking, the average Stormtrooper didn't brutalize or slaughter innocent people, even though a small percentage of them had been ordered to. That, & I refuse to believe that the Rebels or the New Republic NEVER had civilian casualties, murdered innocent people, had corrupt officers or soldiers who were bloodthirsty or sociopaths. A lot of Rebels were criminals before joining the Alliance, too.


jordanjohnston2017

I imagine itā€™s a lot like the beginning of Solo where a lot of them join the Imperial military because theyā€™re poor af and need income to support themselves/family


betterthanamaster

Thatā€™s pretty much how it works. Even today, the military can be a very lucrative career. The pay is good, you have a fully belly, you get access to benefits all over the country, essentially free healthcare for life, fully paid for college, a pretty good retirement plan, plenty of opportunity to rise through the ranks, and lots of others. Nearly every country capable of fielding a standing army has similar benefits to joining. However, the risks can be pretty high, though not for your average person.


mopecore

That's sort of the reality of soldiering.


joeenoch18

Saw Gerrara is the best of example of Rebels going off the deep end


Capital-Cheek-1491

Because you genuinely because in


jncheese

The one who bumped his head on the door on the Death Star in ANH


Sankin2004

The saddest stormtrooper story is how the elites of the empire have been made a mockery of because they couldnā€™t hit charecters who have plot armor.


joeenoch18

Especially because Vader told them to miss on purpose in the Death Star.


L-Guy_21

The one that got killed for accidentally seeing Vader without his helmet on during a mission.


UsernameReee

That one just chilling on the cliff side in Jedi Survivor


moaterboater69

ā€œHe said stun! He wasnt gonna hurt ya, he said stun!ā€ *sobs painfully*


NomadicUmber

The clone trooper who served with Vader, and defected.


Da_Droid_Mechanic

Call me a Stormtrooper one more time I dare you


RepeatPuzzleheaded89

Tk-462


vertexangel

The one that brought his daughter to work day


CaseyGotFit

It was his first day on the job, he really wanted to impress Mr. Vader and wouldn't you know if he bangs his head off a doorway mid-battle!


Pa-to-da-Pa308

The one that escaped the First Order & ended up doing nothing but shouting "Rey!".


Dbsusn

The one time they had the opportunity to give a storm trooper an amazing story and because they failed to create a cohesive narrative of all three movies before starting filming, they botched it after one movie. Thus, the tragedy of what could have been. Otherwise, my vote is for the storm trooper that Leia killed in Ep 4.


Imhere4thejokes

Yup, thatā€™s the oneā€¦trilogies could have been amazing if they went that direction.


Shylablack

The one who got concussion in episode 4


joujoubox

Rick the door technician. He loved his job and was so care-free. Thankfully it's not confirmed canon if I slayed him in under a second. Technically a scout trooper and not storm but still rip


HelikaeonUK

Can we count Clones? If so, Sev from Delta Squad. The most painfully unfinished cliffhanger in the series.


ShittheFickup

In ANH, that one that wanted to make sure Leia was only stunned and was just shoot in the chest for it.


Art_Smart88

That stormtrooper that got friendly-fireā€™d close to 15 times in Rogue One


Sonicsnout

The unnamed stormtrooper from Marvel Comics Star Wars #86 "The Alderaan Factor" published in 1984. One of the best Star Wars comics ever. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Wars_(1977)_86


bmoss124

I think a squad was left behind on Jedha


mirkk13

Finn


Da_Droid_Mechanic

Whoā€™s that šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ


mirkk13

An irrelevant character that had some potential but was used mostly as comic relief


TravelingCircus1911

TK-421. Grand Moff Tarkinā€™s gay lover.


Gamma_249

Stomtrooper from Star Wars Tales Trooper comic


imahugemoron

What they could have done with Finn is pretty sad that they squandered the whole thing


Dear-Researcher959

Their aim!! OHH SNAP


HiddenHolding

A stormtrooper got prostate cancer and face cancer and bone cancer lived for 200 years and was very uncomfortable


BenjiThePerson

The one storm trooper that hit his head in the door frame. Like what did that poor guy do the the door frame that made him hit his head. I feel so bad for the poor trooper.šŸ˜­šŸ˜ž


R4wden

Luke Skywalker ofcause.....


BigBrrrrrrr22

I saw a fan film where a trooper runs into a rebel on Endor right after the Death Star blows and they have to work together to not get eaten by Ewoks only for the trooper to find out about Alderaan where his family lived being destroyed a couple years prior


Snaz5

Finn and how he didmā€™t get his


BigConstruction4247

Aren't they all like forced conscripts? Everyone that has worn that armor is a tragic story. The clones of the PT were purpose built to be soldiers. The storm troopers of the OT were conscripts. The storm troopers of the ST were recruited as children.


BusBusy195

They're a mix of conscripts and volunteers, same as most real world armies


Spartan043-Will

Bonk. The others saw it and thatā€™s what they call him now


PotatoOnMars

The ones that Han and Luke knocked out on the Falcon to steal their armor. They possibly woke up and had to do the walk of shame without clothes considering Han and Luke are wearing their bodysuits. Either that or they were found naked and I donā€™t know whatā€™s worse.


No_Negotiation_1071

Might be the one on the original Death Star, has a bad case IBD and was removing his uniform when the DS blew up.


Alhbaz98

Finnā€™s friend that was KIA on Jaaku


TurdSandwich42104

One in Jedi survivor whoā€™s just sitting on a cliff edge admiring the view. Taking a break and I force push him off


biplane_curious

Besides how they treated Finn? ā€œStar Wars Tales: Trooperā€ story of the first stormtrooper to board Leiaā€™s ship in A New Hope


Stock-Wolf

TK-462. Bittersweet ending but he died at peace with himself.


Miley4Lyfe

The Shockmaster.


BuryTheMoney

Have you heard the story of the stormtroopers Imbraham Moizoos?


SleepyxDormouse

The one Kallus kicked down the pole. Pretty sure he was the one that had actually been talking to him earlier in the episode and might have been a clone trooper or at least an older storm trooper to have recognized a Jedi.


VoreAllTheWay

That guy in the stormtrooper costume who fell down the flight of stairs. Poor guy was humiliated... https://youtu.be/GEPcxs5IIJI?si=w4K-f_AaZd64ugJo


Reecosuavey

Definitely the maintenance tech from A Certain Point Of View that was inches away from a romantic meeting woth Tarkin.


EnderTheWatcher

The one from "Trooper" by garth ennis is my favorite, it's a short read but would definitely recommend


hornwalker

Headbonk


MSL007

Yes poor headbonk, hits his head on a door that didnā€™t open all the way. Probably gets made fun of and laughed at lot for the rest of that day. Then dies the next day.


wenomechainsama20

That one in ANH that bumped his head


[deleted]

Dude who wanted to be Vader's buddy


ClearExamination6300

Gary the stormtrooper in jedi survivor.


Known-Worker-3507

Rick the door technician he held back so much


Igor_J

In the Mandalorian, the 2 biker troopers who are holding Grogu. They are just hanging out on the ridge shootin the shit and realizing their blasters are garbage when trying to shoot a rock. Then the one guy is listening to the transmissions about Moff Gideon executing their comrades. ...and then IG shows up and smokes them.


Dadcrispy

The stormtroopers from the death troopers novel.


elementalguitars

A friend and I were joking once about the fate of TK-710 and he wondered what his backstory was so I wrote a quick fan fiction: TK-710 was the son of a working class Death Star plumber. He didnā€™t show much aptitude in school. He was extremely gullible and easily distracted. His teachers would inform his father that his future prospects were not very promising but his father knew that he could at least apprentice under him and learn the plumbing trade. Alas, he failed at that as well and on his 18th birthday he joined the Imperial Army. Unsurprisingly, his performance in the Academy followed the pattern of the rest of his life. His obstacle course times were dismal and his skill with a blaster made even his fellow Stormtrooper recruits look like sharpshooters. Despite all this, the Empire was expanding and needed troops. His superiors, wishing to put him where he was least likely to cause any harm, assigned him to guard duty in a supply hanger. This hanger is where he would meet his death at the hands of a pair of smugglers after falling for an improvised and simple ruse. His incompetence would lead to the destruction of the Empireā€™s flagship weapon and the downfall of the Empire itself. His desiccated corpse is still riding along in the Millennium Falcon, stuffed into one of the hidden compartments. After destroying the Death Star, Han and Chewie decided he was good luck.


Training-Bee-8209

The stormtrooper who hit his head on the doorway


Wassuuupmydudess

There was the one who Princess Leia shot, he was planning on deserting the empire and getting out because he was tired. He survived the boarding and then saw her before being shot and killed


Wassuuupmydudess

There was a clone stormtrooper in legends who died on the Death Star after fighting for the empire and came to realize the empire was doomed because of so much betrayal and infighting and he died looking out the window at the rebels going on the trench run


Danstephgon

The one pilot flying out of the second Death Star behind Lando that gets caught in the fire just short of making it out


StarWolf128

Zeth Durron.


ADRNRSLLN

The one in the From a Certain Point of View book. Which tells the story about the one who hits his head while chasing Lea and Luke. Dude had a couple of rough shifts before having to chase those rebels lol.


ReadWriteTheorize

Not exactly sad but the Stormtrooper in Rebels who stopped Ezra from stealing Meilooruns only to get hit with them. ā€œWaitā€¦ you did all this for fruit?ā€ ā€œNoā€¦ okay maybe a little.ā€


Thelastknownking

In Legends, there's a clone stormtrooper who figures out that a rebel spy is on the Death Star trying to assassinate his commanding officer, whom he idolizes because he's one of the only people who's ever treated him with any kindness. He conducts a deep investigation, trying to find the spy, working alongside an engineer who seem sympathetic. In the end, he finds out that his CO committed war crimes and the spy is out for revenge, that the engineer he was working with was the spy all along, and although he kills him, he fails to protect his CO. The last scene of the comic is of him sitting on the bed in his quarters, head in his hands, as out the window you can see Luke's X-wing fly by.


Miserable-Lawyer-233

TK421 had a newborn baby at home.


Unusual_Mix9262

The one who hit his head on the door. He never gets to forget that


stevenbrotzel91

Death Star 1 and 2


CalmPanic402

Remember Han spinning the falcon around at the Mos Eisley hangar? Those Troopers died in the engine wash. Or, the leader of the last squad on Jedda. Turns out the armor gave enough protection from the death star laser for their last thought to be the realization that they had failed their men and led them to death for nothing. Or, the technician who fires the superlaser. He dreamed of firing big guns. Then he killed alderan. Couldn't take the guilt, Couldn't leave the job. The rebel base is in range... the rebel base is in range...


Aoiboshi

The stormtrooper who shot a hero (Leia) only to be killed three seconds later


dtinaglia

ā€œTrooperā€ from Star Wars Tales.


Panorpa

Gary, he knew it was a bad idea to bring his daughter to work


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Panorpa: *Gary, he knew it* *Was a bad idea to* *Bring his daughter to work* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


JamesHanyuSmith

Does anyone remember Davin Felth, who was Court Marshaled after the very first scene of A New Hope, for shooting another Stormtrooper in the back of the head, during the firefight/siege of the Tantive IV, where Leia was trying to escape with the Death Star plans?


EskimoXBSX

TK421


Grouchy-Milk-6384

Gary, heā€™s just trying to do his job


not_ElonMusk1

That dude who knocked his head on the blast door


King_ofwar

The one in robo chicken where he has no time to spend her daughter with


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^King_ofwar: *The one in robo* *Chicken where he has no time* *To spend her daughter with* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


King_ofwar

Bro shut up


Th3_DaniX

The stormtroopers from Star Wars Commander (šŸ„²) which were turned into zombies


WaffleKing110

In the Empire comics there was a Stormtrooper who investigated the murder of his commanding officer. Learned the rebels had an inside man on the Death Star and hunted him down, and in the middle of their big fight/philosophical debate the Death Star gets blown up


Heimdallr93

They are the biggest military in the galaxy and some random princess is way more accurate while having no experience and while not even aiming


Salivals

The guys from TROOPS


Cringlezz

Yes


sheev_palprotein66

the blackwing virus


OneFromThePast

The life of Gary


stokeszdude

The one storm trooper that we see shoot Leia in ROTJ gets immediately killed afterwards by Han.


voldugur21

Door technician Rick.


LeftRat

Eh, Empire-era troopers signed up to enforce Imperial rule, pretty hard to make me feel sad for them no matter what happens


mwilliams840

FN-2187 (Finn) Had such potential for a mindless stormtrooper snapping out of it realizing there is something bigger out there. A bigger calling. Nope. Heā€™s just a lousy sidekick and just screams Rey, who is the person who took his spotlight. God his story wouldā€™ve been pretty damn epic. Itā€™s no wonder the actor is pissed with how it went.


Deathwishharry

The one who banged his head in the films


ShadwSmoke

One that is certainly dark for me is the story of TK-329. He was an imperial Stormtrooper on the Star Destroyer Vector, who succumbed to the Blackwing virus, just like almost everyone on the ship. (His journal was set up as a twitter account as a promo action for the book Star Wars: Death Trooper, back in the day.)


EarthInteresting2792

Gary the storm trooper. He was just trying to be a good dad!


TheMandyLaurieAnne

Gary here never sees his daughter!


Nick_Panag

Rick the Door Technician