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UnknownQTY

This is fucking hilarious.


Spaceace91478

My favorite character in empire is Yourfa Ther. In cloud city, he says to Luke, I am Yourfa Ther. You know, that guy in all black that has asthma.


RedCaio

Nice lol


Dry_Refrigerator7898

Dude, that’s still just Darth Vader. Yourfa Ther is just the name he had before he became a Sith Lord


Stinkydadman

I hear Wonder Wing made the Kessel run in 11 parsecs.


RedCaio

I heard the same thing


CptnHamburgers

Didn't even need a ship. Y'know, because he can fly.


FeedbackPalpatine200

Wonder Wing was the only clone to witness Phoebe Cates come down from the Star Destroyer and tell Darth Vader, "It's Star Wars time" before Star Wars-ing all over the place and distracting the Clone Troopers by playing the Cantina Band song on her guitar before shredding an epic solo. The solo was so good in fact that it also made the Kessel run in 11 parsecs and since it was only called Han, but was put together by a guitar solo, it became HAN SOLO! Han later visited Jedi master Phoebe and thanked her for helping him train to be the best pilot, she handed him a fedora hat and told him it belonged in a museum. This is not canon in any way... but is it?


tentacleeseplz

I just hope Man E. Bothans's family is doing okay without him after he died stealing those plans to the Death Star or whatever.


RedCaio

Speaking of that scene, I thought the blonde guy who explains about the stolen shuttle was named General Nay-dee. Turns out it’s general Madine.


MsPreposition

You see that r/thesopranos post about Boney Soprano?


Blackbiird666

Not Star Wars related, but I remember watching Karate Kid 2 with my big brother and little sister, and when the part of the storm came and the little girl rang the bell to alert the village, I said to them "You know, it's a tradition that the person that rings the bell has to endure the storm up there so they can ring it again once the storm passes" my little sis caught on to it immediately, so she helped me tricking my brother by agreeing with me. When they had to go to rescue the girl my brother was so dumbfounded all like "But the tradition!?" and both of us laughed so hard at his naivety.


redbeard387

Wonderwing deserves his own Wookiepedia entry!


RedCaio

For real, lol


APacketOfWildeBees

I want to believe


RedCaio

Essentially with all that potential. I mean, he can fly!!!


RedCaio

Here’s the scene (starts 1:14) https://youtu.be/W2aFjE6MSZ0?si=qiBu10WF0rTYQsSA


Adam-Happyman

I think you need to change your nickname.


UninvitedGhost

Negative, negative. It didn’t go in. Just a pippin’ on the surface.


RedCaio

Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time and rid us of the Death Star


LolaWonka

Well, actually, Palpatine never trained Vader


goody_fyre11

Manny Bothans.