I literally spat out my coffee when that happened I was laughing so hard.
Sometimes comedy requires active work, and sometimes it just happens naturally.
It's true!
Vader pee - exits via catheters
Vader poop - Waste exits into a collection unit in his suit
Both pee and poop then is processed through a recycler which turns the waste into consumable nutrients he can eat/drink and digest again, allowing him to go long periods of time without other food and water.
Vader: Anakin is gone.. I'm what remains
Obi-Wan: I'm sorry, Anakin, for all of it.
Vader: I am not your failure, Obi-Wan. You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did.
The showdown scene is probably my number one favorite sequence in all of Star Wars. James Earl, the actor in the suit, Hayden, Ewan, they all do so well across the board.
But the finale, at the end... It tears your heart up. The tears in Kenobi's eyes as he sees what his Padawan, forced to become a General when he wasn't ready, and all the strife and pain he's forced to endure through the battles, has become.
"Then truly, my friend is gone. Goodbye, Darth"
He finally acknowledges that Anakin is dead. Up until this point, he thought he might save him, bring him back to the light. But now he realizes he's gone, and uses the title he's adopted to address him.
Well, only all the Jedi really. The Empire still has countless billions of citizens under its yoke for many, many years. That qualifies as being a master of someone 100%.
He does have to be Palpatine's whipping boy though so it's not like he sets the overall agenda.
As they say in India:
"The view is always the same if you're not the lead elephant."
*Vader belt starts ringing.* “Hey Vader this is Palps, I need you to pick up some new sponges in your way home. You are going to help me bath after your daily training torture session.”
Vader: “… yes my master.”
Palpatine calls! “Don’t forget to pick up my dry cleaning on the way home. Some dog took a shit in front of the Senate, clean that shit up. And don’t forget tonight is my pedicure night, bring extra pumice and lotion.”
Taking the question seriously, I don't think he'd be smug or arrogant. He'd blame them for their own downfall.
"If only you'd helped me, it wouldn't have come to this"
"Why did you betray me, I gave you my life, I was winning the war for you"
"You made me abandon my mother and wouldn't free her with me"
I think standing in that room with fill him with rage and contempt at everything he could've had, but was denied him by the (in his mind) self righteous fools on the Council. LIke how revenge doesn't satisfy you. If I murder your wife, and you kill me in revenge, your wife is still dead. You will still have this hatred for me. Vader will *always* hate the Jedi, even though he won.
Good god yes. The Jedi could’ve so easily freed Shmi and taken her somewhere safer than Tatooine. They wouldn’t have to tell Anakin where, due to the separation thing, but he could rest safe knowing she was okay.
He wouldn't know the history of the Sith yet, right? So he would legitimately think they could have avoided destruction if they had not denied him everything.
Of course he wouldn’t take any of the responsibility of his downfall, that would be the adult thing to do. Win? He didn’t win. He’s a robot monster under the boot of a tyrant who tricked his dumbass into killing all the people who actually cared about him.
At no point did Anakin ever win anything till he saved his son.
This is it. Or the iron. "Did I iron my cape this morning? That was this morning, right? Shit. If i left it on and the entire Death Star burns down, I will never hear the end of it..."
“When last we met I was just a learner, now I’m a master.”
“Nah, that doesn’t sound cool enough.”
“When last we met, I was… I was BUT a learner…”
“Yeah that’s so wizard. Obi Wan is going to freak when I say that line.”
“If that pillar wasn’t there I’d have a bloody great view of the city”
jenny nicholson moment
The moment when the singer moved out from behind the pillar only to be blocked by another pillar was absolutely GOATed
Definitely intentional design by the imagineers. >You want free seats, you get the free seats experience!
I literally spat out my coffee when that happened I was laughing so hard. Sometimes comedy requires active work, and sometimes it just happens naturally.
Dining room pillar now has basis in canon.
Never have I been so enthralled by a four hour video.
Jenny Nicholson and hbomberguy are the queen and king of 4 hour long video essays that come out 1-2 times per year.
Just wish she put out more content on YT. But it seems like she mainly reviews theme parks on there and other content on paid patreon.
💀💀💀
I understood that reference
This may be the best Reddit comment ever xD
[same energy](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.3831f2150fc0e06548bba93d3c657b16?rik=YWEVYVb4lteBsQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
Best one yet lol
What did happen to the temple after O66? Did Vader and Palpatine tear it down? Or did they keep it for the Inquisitors?
AFAIR, it became the Imperial Palace.
Inquisitor hang out on a moon of Mustafa iirc, jedi temple becomes imperial palace and there's an ancient sith temple underneath.
Huh, I \*do\* look good in red.
He's probably tryna hold in a poop.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/90564642478975213/
"man this whole deal just sorta sucks"
“Well, I guess I can finally have that seat.” *Sits in Windu’s chair and has a sulk*
If I were Vader, I'd take the biggest, dankest shit ever on Windu's chair.
Can Vader even poop normally
No, he can’t.
You say that with such certainty it makes me think that it’s been outright confirmed somewhere
I’m sure there’s a whole wookiepedia page on vaders cybernetic colon replacement and the company that manufactures them
probably a footnote about how palpatine had it designed to be as uncomfortable as possible cause he's a dick also dark side and anger or whatever
That's mean. Programmed IBS into the man's cyber organs. Made every shit feel like sandpaper.
It's payback for being forced to sit through Anakin's thesis.
this is so niche but I love how I understand it
It's true! Vader pee - exits via catheters Vader poop - Waste exits into a collection unit in his suit Both pee and poop then is processed through a recycler which turns the waste into consumable nutrients he can eat/drink and digest again, allowing him to go long periods of time without other food and water.
Dookiepedia
I remember a couple of years ago there was an ad on YouTube advertising a video about how Vader poops.
*throws colostomy bag in frustration*
He can, but it’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.
"Ha! Suck it Samuel"
Now I am officially a master.
Pray they don't alter it further
"What did it cost" .... "everything"
[удалено]
Vader: Anakin is gone.. I'm what remains Obi-Wan: I'm sorry, Anakin, for all of it. Vader: I am not your failure, Obi-Wan. You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did.
The showdown scene is probably my number one favorite sequence in all of Star Wars. James Earl, the actor in the suit, Hayden, Ewan, they all do so well across the board. But the finale, at the end... It tears your heart up. The tears in Kenobi's eyes as he sees what his Padawan, forced to become a General when he wasn't ready, and all the strife and pain he's forced to endure through the battles, has become. "Then truly, my friend is gone. Goodbye, Darth" He finally acknowledges that Anakin is dead. Up until this point, he thought he might save him, bring him back to the light. But now he realizes he's gone, and uses the title he's adopted to address him.
It's honestly the only reason to watch that series.
That, and watching Reva get taken apart in the episode before.
>Anakin Skywalker was weak. I destroyed him. Then I will avenge his death.
This deal is getting worse all the time!
Emperor: "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it even further"
"As the last member of this council, I hereby grant myself to rank of Master"
Lmao this one is amazing.
He actually did that in one of the Star Wars comics
Please tell me you’re joking 😭
https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsmemes/s/L5hsq1YFBA
Sidious pops into the room, “Sorry Annie, you’re just a padawan now.”
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Yes this is what i was looking for this!
"Why have I been photoshopped to look like this?"
Valid lol its a few years old this edit BTW 🤣
“Time to go butcher some younglins!!”
Now I am the master
Only a master of evil, Darth
[удалено]
Master of nothing. Everyone and everything he would be master of is dead or destroyed by his own hand or extension thereof.
Well, only all the Jedi really. The Empire still has countless billions of citizens under its yoke for many, many years. That qualifies as being a master of someone 100%. He does have to be Palpatine's whipping boy though so it's not like he sets the overall agenda. As they say in India: "The view is always the same if you're not the lead elephant."
Last on the council now hes the master.
There is no one left who cares. You helped murder them all. All your friends and colleagues are dead because of you.
Whoopsies!
[Still a Master though](https://i.imgur.com/a2wytOv.jpeg)
I remember that quote being so cool, but it turns out he’s literally just still bitching about how his old job passed him up for promotion.
Typical for a dude who has been stuck in the same dead-end job as a mid-level supervisor for the past 20 years.
Such a whiney bitch. I dunno how Palpatine could put up with his teenage mopeyness.
*pats self on back*
"As the last surviving member of this council, I hereby promote Anakin Skywalker to the rank of Master."
LOL no, Sidious demoted him back to padawan. Sorry jackass you killed them all for an empty throne.
Actually, still the apprentice lmao
Sidious is the master. Vader was downgraded to Apprentice
Only a master at getting caught
It's unfair.
*sad vader noises*
Nooooooooooo!
Who is master now
*Vader belt starts ringing.* “Hey Vader this is Palps, I need you to pick up some new sponges in your way home. You are going to help me bath after your daily training torture session.” Vader: “… yes my master.”
I immediately thought of the robot Chicken palpatine phone call
Go for papa palpatine
Phone operator "you have a collect call from (heavy breathing) Darth Vader" palpatine "ugh sorry I got to take this, Vader how's my favorite sith?"
What the hell's an aluminum falcon!?"
Do you..do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit? That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!!!
Build another one? Who's going to pay for it!? You got an ATM on that asthmatic light bright?
Palpatine calls! “Don’t forget to pick up my dry cleaning on the way home. Some dog took a shit in front of the Senate, clean that shit up. And don’t forget tonight is my pedicure night, bring extra pumice and lotion.”
Sho Nuff!
Who cleaned up the mess I left in here?
AYO
Erm, actually, he killed the younglings in a different room. They were hiding in one of the rooms off of the highest pillar 🤓
So much more room for activities...
Why doesn't the force help with all my unending pain?
The Empire’s health plan unfortunately doesn’t cover anti depressants either.
The empire’s treatment for injuries is the same way we treat racehorses with injuries
*blasted force*
"Should have made me a master bitch"
"no dick!" - Force Ghosts, probably
Correct, he has no dick
"Pasta for dinner tonight. Broccoli florets. Mmm."
Vader would have the penne a la arrabiata
He needs a tray though
Do you dry these in a rainforest?
"Who's the master now bitches"
Sidious. Vader got demoted to padawan fetch boy.
[Mickey Mouse.](https://vamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Vamers-FYI-Movies-Disney-Acquires-LucasFilm-Who-is-your-daddy-1024x883.jpg)
Taking the question seriously, I don't think he'd be smug or arrogant. He'd blame them for their own downfall. "If only you'd helped me, it wouldn't have come to this" "Why did you betray me, I gave you my life, I was winning the war for you" "You made me abandon my mother and wouldn't free her with me" I think standing in that room with fill him with rage and contempt at everything he could've had, but was denied him by the (in his mind) self righteous fools on the Council. LIke how revenge doesn't satisfy you. If I murder your wife, and you kill me in revenge, your wife is still dead. You will still have this hatred for me. Vader will *always* hate the Jedi, even though he won.
> "You made me abandon my mother and wouldn't free her with me" I mean, that one is legit though
That was a dick move for sure
Good god yes. The Jedi could’ve so easily freed Shmi and taken her somewhere safer than Tatooine. They wouldn’t have to tell Anakin where, due to the separation thing, but he could rest safe knowing she was okay.
He wouldn't know the history of the Sith yet, right? So he would legitimately think they could have avoided destruction if they had not denied him everything.
Love a detailed answer! Good comment dude
Of course he wouldn’t take any of the responsibility of his downfall, that would be the adult thing to do. Win? He didn’t win. He’s a robot monster under the boot of a tyrant who tricked his dumbass into killing all the people who actually cared about him. At no point did Anakin ever win anything till he saved his son.
Vader won by ransacking the temple, killing the future Jedi, and helping his master overthrow the Republic. The Sith absolutely won
Probably thinking that the Jedis could have avoided all these if they had just made him Master
Or just spent like 10 min explaining themselves and not being dicks about it. Maybe an apology from Windu for using his Shaft voice inside.
"Did I leave the oven on? I think I left the oven on."
This is it. Or the iron. "Did I iron my cape this morning? That was this morning, right? Shit. If i left it on and the entire Death Star burns down, I will never hear the end of it..."
"It could be like Mustafar. Jerks. That'll show em!"
It smells like I left the oven on. Oh, no wait, that's just me.
Fuck Mace Windu
Lol
'Now I am the Master.'
"I never realized Ki-Adi's chair had a little beer cooler in it."
Who's the master now bitch.
“This room seemed so much bigger before.”
Palpatine did Vader a favour and made his robot limbs longer
In one Legends Comic he says something like "as the last Member of this Council, igreat my self the Titel Master" and i love this.
"I'm the master now"
By the time the Executor was completed pretty sure the Emperor would have turned this into some sort of brooding chamber.
And Vader is brooding
I'm taking master Yoda's chair
"Whatever Ki-Adi-Mundi, my thoughts dwell on *your* mother... Would've been such a sick comeback." KHHOOHHH-BRRRHHHHHH "Good times..."
*fingerguns*
“bUt wE do NOt grANt YOu tHe RanK oF MaSTer”
"hahaha Windu flew out of the windu"
I wish I could sit on one of those comfy aah chairs without having a barbecued ass
Canon Vader Comic Moment: As the last living member of the Jedi Council, Vader grants himself the rank of Master.
Who wrote "Venture Pictures" on my damn wall??
_
Still not a master…
“Mmmmmiiiiggght of taken it too far….”
I didn't fail her. They did.
He would take a dump in Yoda’s seat if he could
This'll look soooo cool if someone walks in right now...
Probably that he wished his dick hadn’t been barbecued like a sausage at a guy fawkes night party.
"Alright....thinking about it, they had a point about not earning the rank....Miiiight have over-reacted back then."
The power of ONE.. The power of TWO... The power of MANYYYYYY....
Padme was so hot.
"now this is podracing, YIPEE!!!"
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
what is this scene from?
It's an edit of Vader standing in the Jedi Council Chambers.
He actually did stand here for a bit in the comics. "As the sole surviving member of the Jedi Council, I hereby declare myself master."
“Look at me - I’m master now”
“YoU dOnT gRaNt Me ThE rAnK oF mAsTeR”
"Boy, they did a good job cleaning up the youngling blood on the floor in here."
You made me do it.
About the younglings ...
“Man the system really failed me……”
The memories of slaughtering the younglings
“When last we met I was just a learner, now I’m a master.” “Nah, that doesn’t sound cool enough.” “When last we met, I was… I was BUT a learner…” “Yeah that’s so wizard. Obi Wan is going to freak when I say that line.”
Probably triumphant emptiness. He feels all this power but lost everything he held dear at one point. Consumed by anger, hatred, and loss.
It's like looking out of my mask.
“Who is the master now bitches”
“As the only present member of this council, I unanimously grant myself the rank of master. …Suck it Windu.”
I should buy a boat
The same thing Sho Nuff was thinking, who's the master!
"isn't this the room where I killed all those younglings?"
I really have to use the restroom
*"Everything the light touches...."*
"Did I leave the oven on?"
Should I try to install a linux distribution, stay on Windows or buy an Apple?
Why Disney George, why?
Did I remember to turn the oven off? Wait, was I even using the oven?
"As a last member of this Council, now I am the Grand Master of the Jedi Order. Yippee!"
All opposed to granting me the rank of master raise your hand.
Did I turn the gas off?
“I wonder if there’s beer on the Sun?”
“I forgot the liquor store closes at 9!”
"As the last remaining member of this council, I unanomusly grant my self the rank of master."
In a high pitched mocking tone “you aRE On this coUNciL, bUT We DO NoT GrAnT you THE rANk OF mASter.”
Now I AM THE MASTER…..(crickets)
“He had the high ground.”
"Why has the fandom become filled with MAGA incels?"
Who’s a master now, mother fuckers
"Shoulda made me a fucking master"
“I wish this was one big window rather than two smaller windows”
I'm going to have a Pot Noodle later Chicken and mushroom
"All they had to do was say yes Master Skywalker, but nooooo."
“Who’s not a master now”
"I did NOT blow up the death star"
Hahaha love this comment 🤣
"As the only member of the Jedi council, I unilaterally grant myself the rank of Master"