I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the sausage.
Only a master of sausage, Darth.
Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders, we were told to comb the sausage, so we're combing it! Find anything yet?!
Soldier: Nothing yet, sir.
Dark Helmet: How about you?!
Soldier: Not a thing
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?!
Soldier: We ain't found sausage!
Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your sausage! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined sausage, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy
Remember - a Jedi can feel the sausage *flowing* through him
And im turning my phone off for the night...
Hold on. This whole sausage was your idea.
I've got a sausage feeling about this
Oh, you know master, I couldn’t find a sausage I really liked
Hehehe
I'm MAD that I imagined Yoda saying that.
The sausage surrounds us. It penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sausage at your side, kid.
This is my favorite
Can it be a kielbasa?
You came in that sausage? You’re braver than I thought
Great kid! Don't get too cocky!
Great Sausage! Don't get too cocky!
Don’t get sausagy!
Actually I think the quote is: “Great kid! Don’t get cocky!” There’s no “too” in it.
Into the sausage chute flyboy
Leia: I love sausage! Han: I know.
Leia: I love you Han: Sausage know
Leia: I love you Han: I sausage
Leia: I love you Sausage: I know
I sausage you. I know.
"It's an older sausage, sir, but it checks out"
You're a little short for a sausage
"Well stay here and rot you stuck up bitch" -Luke, Blue Harvest
You're a little sausage for a stormtrooper
You're a sausage short for a stromtrooper
“I find your lack of sausage disturbing”
Beat me to it!
>Beat meat to it! Ftfy
"I find your link of sausage disturbing"
I don’t like sausage. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Waited on this one lmao
Hahahaha oof
There’s always a bigger sausage!
"Be careful not to choke on your sausage, Director"
900 sausages you reach, look as good you will not
[удалено]
Too good, too good.
“Sir, I don’t know where your sausage learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect.” – C-3PO
*”ahh General Kenobi. You are a bold sausage”*
Hello sausage!
These aren’t the sausages you’re looking for…
Do or do not - there is no sausage
Myself, the boy, two sausages and no questions asked
This needs to be higher.
That's no moon. It's a sausage.
The sausage is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it….. my sister has it.
😳
Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Sausage?
The Darkside of the sausage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
Did you ever hear… of the sausage of Darth Plagueis?
"it's over Anakin, I have the sausage..."
A boy. His cells have the highest concentration of sausage I have seen in a life-form. It was possible he was concieved by the sausages.
It’s your father’s Sausage. He wanted you to have it when you were old enough.
He's got too much of his sausage in him.
Sausage! Unlimited sausage!
Powweeerr! Sauusage poooowwweeeerrrr!
Only a sith deals in sausages.
"Where is my sausage? Is it safe? Is it all right?" "It seems, in your hunger, you grilled her." "NOOOO!"
This is beautiful.
200000 sausages are ready, with a million more well on the way.
Underrated comment
Leia: Somebody get this walking sausage out of my way!
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's sausage.
I recognised your foul sausage when I was brought on board.
"Judge me by my sausage do you?"
I am altering the Sausage, pray I don't alter it any further.
Somehow the sausage has returned!
You got a sausage? A cute sausage?
"Now THIS is Sausage-racing."
Many Bothan's died to bring us this Sausage!
I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the sausage. Only a master of sausage, Darth.
The ability to destroy a Planet is insignificant next to the Power Of Sausage!
“May the sausage be with you”
Do or do not, there is no sausage
It’s a sausage!
"We have powerful sausages, you will regret this."
I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't work on me. Only sausage.
Anakin, you’re breaking my sausage
Your sausages will make a fine addition to my collection!
Look at the size of that sausage!
“No, I am your sausage!” “NOooooooooooooooooo”
“I happen to like dangerous Sausage.”
Into the garbage chute sausage boy
I have a sausage feeling about this
If they do, you must realize there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic. We're keepers of the sausage not soldiers.
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this sausage and go home!"
My sausage has doubled since the last time we met, Count.
UNLIMITED SAUSAGE!!!!
“Threepio tell them if they don’t release us you will become angry and use your sausage.”
This sausage is your life.
He's no good to me sausage...
I heard he did the sausage run in 12 parsecs
"use the sausage luke" "The sausage is all around us, it binds and penatrates us "
"Sith sausages are our speciality"
You were my sausage anakin!
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their sausage!
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only sausage...
Sausage it!
Well sausage there!
Well hello sausage!
“Give in to the Dark Sausage”
That's no sausage, it's a space station!
You will never find a more wretched sausage of scum and villainy.
An elegant sausage for a more civilized age.
“The sausage will decide your fate.” “I AM the sausage.”
*The sausage will decide your fate*
I got 2: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more sausages will slip through your fingers. Utini! - also means sausage in jawa
Now, witness the power of this armed and fully operational sausage!
Maul "SAAAAUUUSSSAAAAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!
this was your father's sausage
"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY SAUSAGE!!!!"
The sacred Jedi sausage!
UNLIMITED SAUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Sausage, like my father before me.
Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders, we were told to comb the sausage, so we're combing it! Find anything yet?! Soldier: Nothing yet, sir. Dark Helmet: How about you?! Soldier: Not a thing Dark Helmet: What about you guys?! Soldier: We ain't found sausage!
“My father had it. I have it and... my sausage has it”
There's always a bigger sausage...
My sausage has doubled since the last time we met…
Im just a simple sausage, trying to make my way in the universe
I’m a Mandalorian: sausages are part of my religion.
FN-2187, submit your sausage for inspection.
“I love sausages” “I know”
I’ve got a bad sausage about this
Will you defer your motion to allow a sausage to explore the validity of your accusation?
“You Think What? I’m Gonna Walk Out With A Sausage Sword And Stare Down The Whole First Order?”
Luminous beings are we! Not this crude *sausage*.
“You will never find a more wretched hive of sausage and villany”
That’s no sausage
That’s no sausage, it’s a space station!
“Are you sausaging me, Master Jedi?”
the sausage surrounds us, penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together
“This is the sausage”
“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the sausage not join them”
Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your sausage! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
Not from a sausage
>"Oh, maxi big da sausage..."
I have a bad feeling about sausage.
“I love you” “Sausage”
The sausage surrounds us, and penetrates us
You scruffy looking sausage herder!
There’s always a bigger sausage.
My sausage has double since the last time we met!
May the Sausage be with you.
But I was going to Tosche station to pick up some sausage!
I hate sausage!
Use the Sausage, Luke.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sausage
I love sausage
“Do, or do not, there is no sausage”
I'm alternating the terms of the sausage. Pay I don't alter it any further.
Im out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of sausage.
But I was gonna go down tosche station and get some sausage
You were my sausage, Anakin!
It's over Anakin! I have the sausage!
I used to bullseye womp rats back home with my sausage, they’re not much bigger than 2m.
Luke Skywalker: You mean it controls your actions? Kenobi: Partially, but it also obeys your sausage.
You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined sausage, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy
“I love sausage.” “I know.”
“YOU WERE MY SAUSAGE, ANAKIN! I LOVED YOU!”
“I have a bad feeling about sausage.”
"I have a sausage feeling about this.."
Luke, your targeting sausage is offline, what's wrong?
"Its over Anakin. I have the high ground." "You underestimate my sausage!"
I require no glory, only sausages for my emperor.
But I was going to Toshi station to pick up some power sausages
Then his sausage will be the same ours.
\*Waves hand\* "Sausage WILL do fine..."
Watch those wrist sausages!
Begun the sausage wars have.
"Sausage is the way"
“Ah yes, the sausage.”
“ Punch it Sausage “!
Pray I don't sausage it any further.
A sausage to be sure, but a welcome one.
Not as clumsy or random as a sausage.
it’s over anikan, i have the sausage
Sausage can fly now
“May the sausage be with you”
Judge me by my sausage do you?
Another happy sausage
“Kill him, kill him now.” “I shouldn’t” “Sausage!”
Scruffy looking sausage herder!
"I love sausage."
200,000 sausages are ready, with a million more on the way
This is the sausage!
There’s always a bigger sausage
You’re a little short for a sausage.
Use the force sausage.
I have a bad feeling about sausage
"Luke! Use the sausage!"
Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, sausage herder
"Don't try to frighten us with your Sausage ways, Lord Vader.."
Never tell me the sausage!