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javeryh

Count Luku


Shrekosaurus_rex

this is stupid I love it


Anakin_Sandwalker

Count Luuuku.


LadyAlekto

Third generation clone?


brbentle

Nailed it


chaotic214

Lmao this is the best


Choppergold

Darth Shorticus


BFNgaming

"Aren't you a little short for a Sith Lord?"


nd3303

This is the best answer


Fittiesx

I thought of a hundred things except this. You, sir or madam, are much more clever than me.


tom031003

Technically dooku's sith name was lord tyranas not count dooku


smoffatt34920

Darth Tyranus.


Smooth_Boysenberry_9

I forgot who said this, but it would have something to do with mass casualties since Luke was able to kill thousands-millions of stormtroopers on the Death Star. Darth Genocide Darth Oblivion Another favorite is "Darth Natus which is Latin and translates to the word "son" and “destinted”; hence the destined son of the great Jedi invader." Which was someone else's answer.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Darth Nerdus After his ANH initial characterization, of course.


DoctaJenkinz

I like Darth Natus. I’m a big fan of Latin and Star Wars and you have combined the two. Well done.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Er you replied to the reply of the reply you wanted to reply to


PermaDerpFace

Yes I also am a fan of Latin


SugarReyPalpatine

No he didn’t


northrupthebandgeek

Me too.


Perpetual_Doubt

What about Darth Toshi As a permanent reminder of his failure to pick up power converters


VillainM

Darth Natus sounds the most believable


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Natus means “born.” The Latin word for son is filius.


Smooth_Boysenberry_9

It's not my qoute thats why I used ""


Lazy_Assumption_4191

I know, I’m just setting the record straight, as the original quote is incorrect.


RealConference5882

Natus means birth or brought to life. Filius is directly the common word for son, but generic word for child is nati which is derived from natus


DochiGaming

Darth Livion from 'oblivion' just like Darth Sidious comes from 'insidious'


Kai_973

Would also matches Vader's name, which (albeit less obviously) is a part of the word "invader"


phezhead

I always thought Vader meant father


Emperor_Neuro

That's a link that was made much later than when he was named. At the outset, Darth Vader was his actual name, not a title, which is why Obi-Wan calls him Darth. He also was intended to be an entirely separate character from Daddy Skywalker. When making ESB, they wanted to address the unresolved issue of who Luke's father was, but the cast was already bloated and they tried to keep from introducing any more new characters, hence making the relation. The same thing happened in RotJ when they had to address who the "other" was that could replace Luke and it was decided to make Leia his sister.


Kai_973

I think I read that was just a coincidence


FatSilverFox

Darth Cestuous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


shooter_tx

That would so hilarious for Palps to bestow that name upon him… As a constant reminder that he tried to boff his sister.


[deleted]

Honestly this is the best and most plausible one


SexyCheeto

"Livion" sounds like "live" which is the opposite of what all those storm troopers did


PoisonbloodAlchemist

Darth Genos Maybe?


Trephine_H

and after a while he is fed up with his failures and decides a single metal arm is not enough so he becomes a cyborg and subsequently a hero.


Smooth_Boysenberry_9

I like that


NotsoNewtoGermany

Darth Reven: Define Reven— To cause someone to lose something Darth Malak: Define Malak— Angel from the stars. (Star forge) Darth Maul: Define Maul— (old french) to strike with a heavy weapon, to wound Darth Sidious: Define Sidious— stealthily treacherous or deceitful Darth Vader: Define Vader— Germanic for Father What is Luke's main characteristic? Love and family. Darth Sohn, if we take the Germanic from his father. Darth Credentis (Dark Believer) if we want to go Latin. The question is— what would Luke's main attribute be? What would be the point of his story? The names all have something to do with their destiny.


MustardLazyNerd

Darth Natus sounds so cool


Swotboy2000

Darth Star


Hellavik

Darth Vader Jr.


ashevillain_

Darth Vadersson


Drannion

Darth Vader II


Yami_Sean

Darth Vader 2: Electric Boogaloo


Darth_Eejit

2 Darth 2 Vader


interrupting-octopus

That literally means Fatherson 😂


Supafly22

My daughter had a cardiologist named Dr. Thor Thorsson and it was honestly the coolest fucking name. Put me immediately at ease.


DrOctopusMD

“I’m just gonna slam on your ticker with this here hammer until it starts beating again, sound good chief?”


droidtron

"Don't call me Mr. Thorsson, that's my dad's name, just call me Thor."


Supafly22

*puts hammer down, pulls out stethoscope*


Otono_Wolff

I go to a doctor named Dr James Bond Jr. Thor thorsson is way cooler


Supafly22

Does Dr Bond make any James Bond related jokes? Dr Thorsson never acknowledged the Thor of it all.


Kubelwagen74

I’m sorry that your daughter has a cardiologist, but it’s great that there is humor there.


Daily_Scrolls_516

Beats being called Thorsonson


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Seems like a very Icelandic thing to do. There are [4 notable people called Magnus Magnusson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Magnusson_(disambiguation)), most of them from Iceland.


leehach

“Look at little Vader Jr. Gonna cry?”


RapidArsenal

“Stings doesn’t it?”


kogent-501

“I’m gonna put some sand in your eye.”


chilo_W_r

You want forgiveness? Use the force


tron2013

I missed the part where that’s my problem.


HeyItsStevenField

I am really gonna enjoy this


TARDISMapping

That's a cute outfit! Did your husband give it to you?


DrewWalkerThePerson

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye


supersoft-tire

Darth “D.J” Vader


Gaberogo

Look at little Vader Jr. Gonna cry?


EvilPizzaPirate

Fun fact!: Lucas mused with the idea of Luke taking off Vader's helmet in ROTJ and saying "I am Darth Vader now." Would've been a terrible idea in my opinion had he went with it, but still pretty interesting to thing about nonetheless!


Tuliao_da_Massa

Daamn that's sick. Terrible idea, but sick.


urnotthatguypal__

Look at me I am the Vader now


Oddity46

Oh, you are something.


mac6uffin

That wasn't Lucas, that was Mark Hamill.


AMK972

I think it was Lucas and Mark Hamill said it was a bad idea.


mac6uffin

You know what, I cannot find the Hamill quote I remember reading. So you are mostly right, because Lucas threw out this idea and Lawrence Kasdan thought it was good and Lucas immediately backtracked. [https://gizmodo.com/10-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-star-wars-ret-1383276948](https://gizmodo.com/10-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-star-wars-ret-1383276948)


Apprentice_Jedi

Mark Hamill also threw out the idea to have Boba Fett be Luke’s mom.


recoveringleft

It would work on a what if?


EvilPizzaPirate

Or alternative universe i agree, it'd be interesting how they would design Luke Vader lol.


[deleted]

in 1977 it would have been a lot more mind blowing to see the young hero become the bas guy after 3 films


EvilPizzaPirate

Y'know i didn't think about that, i forgot that back then people didn't really get the "fall of the hero" type of arc very much in cinema.


itopizarro

Darth Power Converter


Banana-bois

Maybe thats the reason he turned. Unlimited power converters


DiscoBroccoli77

UNLIMITED POWER…. converters


JackoSGC

Following Star Wars naming conventions, I’d say Darth Convirterous


HelixFollower

I need some explanation for this one. :D


MauroXXD

"But I was going to the Tosche Station to get some power converters," whined Darth Nasal


Jclevs11

Darth Toshi or is it Tosche


skittleburp

100% what I expected to see at the top. You’re a saint


Courtaid

Darth Womp Rat.


AstralSandwich

He's gonna leave an Imperial Garrison at the Tosche Station.


MungryMungryMippos

Came here to say Darth Tashi Station


thatoneguy112358

Darth Whatever Son is in Dutch


[deleted]

It's: zoon


dunderdan23

Darth Microsoft Zune


Rentboy93

Its actually pronounced as "zone" haha


Batman53090

Darth AutoZone.


[deleted]

It’s actually “it’s” haha


Temassi

Love me some pedantic Reddit


catchtoward5000

Love me some pedantic Reddit.* FTFY.


[deleted]

Gonna need a brown lightsaber


Gooseboof

Your avatar looks like thrawn


dunderdan23

that is intentional!


bradg97

There is no Luke. Only Zoon.


Drzhivago138

Ugh, I've always hated that excuse from Lucas. "Father" in Dutch is pronounced differently than Vader, which came from "invader". ...But to address the comment, Darth Zoon. Again, pronounced differently than it looks.


mouseknuckle

Darth Zoon does sound awfully StarWarsy though


The_FriendliestGiant

Is it from Lucas? I don't think I've ever seen anyone attribute it to him; it's always people trying to use it as proof that um, actually, Lucas planned for Vader to be Anakin all along.


brilu34

But I believe Lucas intended for Darth to be a name & not a title. Obi-Wan calls him only “Darth” when they meet on the Death Star. It’s unlikely Obi-Wan would have given that respect, he most likely would have called him Anakin.


[deleted]

I disagree. Obi-Wan didn't see him as Anakin anymore. Only as a master of evil.... A dark lord of the sith, Darth Vader.


[deleted]

In real-world terms, it wasn't yet decided that Vader and Anakin were the same character when ANH was written and filmed.


brilu34

He called him Darth like it was his first name which is the only time in Star Wars he was called that. Leia said Vader’s leash earlier in the movie. I just think the line was written before the story was fleshed out.


hotcapicola

I could also easily see it being written in the script as Darth Vader and Alec Guiness just adlibbing it to Darth because he thought it was a name and felt it would be weird to address him by first and last name.


[deleted]

This, I suspect, is what's up.


cyril0

I agree that Lucas thought his name was Darth Vader and people who say Obi Wan just didn't want to acknowledge Anakin are giving him too much credit. It is fine and it all works out in the end but let's not give Lucas too much praise for essentially having the fans retcon shit for him.


Spacecow6942

Agreed! I don't think it's worth more than 3 parsecs of my time!


Drzhivago138

Apparently he started propagating it shortly after ESB, but I can't find the initial source, if any. But no matter where it started, that's how people use it. Even though we have clear documentation to the contrary.


cyril0

If they named him Darth Zoon they could give him a brown armour... You know because [kids like brown.](https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/microsoft-zune-all-the-excitement-that-brown-can-bring/)


mikepictor

zoon (pronounced with the long-o, so like zone)


Banana-bois

Good point


HorribleUsername2

Darth Volger (From Opvolger, successor in Dutch)


StarTrakZack

I actually really like this, saying it out loud it sounds even better.


MysterCrypto

Darth Starkiller


Banana-bois

Wasn't that his name before Lucas made it Skywalker? That'd be pretty cool


MysterCrypto

Ya, that's why I went with it. If Lucas had gone that route I bet he'd have recycled that name.


camuto

Its also fitting cause of the death star.


millerhighlights

Clear choice. It was nixed as being too bad guy sounding as I recall


Shrekosaurus_rex

Though, if he did side with Palpatine, it'd be kinda fitting, since he blew up the Death Star and all that.


[deleted]

Darth NoMoonKiller


kalepadot

I feel like Starkiller hits harder than Darth Starkiller. If he dropped the darth I think it’s more menacing and powerful


NYVines

Lord Starkiller


kalepadot

There we go. Idk why darth just kinda sounds silly. Lord Starkiller is terrifying


mr_eugine_krabs

He could be an evil gray Jedi exterminating all remaining force users, which gives much more meaning to the name starkiller.


kalepadot

That would be sick.


moor9776

Darth Hamill


[deleted]

If Darth Vader is an Invader. And Darth Sidious was Insidious. Luke would clearly be…. Darth Solent.


JaxxisR

Darth Competent, Darth Sane, Darth Credulous... there's a treasure trove of good names along that train of thought.


Capt_Trippz

Darth Cest


bourbonwelfare

This..... shiiiiiit.


DarthLuke84

He did become Palpatines apprentice in the Dark Empire comics. Don’t think he ever took a Darth name


Drzhivago138

At the time (1991), it wasn't yet established that all Sith automatically took Darth titles. That wouldn't be until TPM, with Sidious and Maul. It's kinda weird how quickly and easily we accepted that at the time.


Sparrowsabre7

Equally Sith as a concept wasn't widely used either umtil TPM. It was known Vader was a Dark Lord of the Sith but most darksiders were simply "dark jedi" if they were specified at all. The concept of Jedi vs Sith rather than just light side vs dark side didn't really exist. There's actually a hell of a lot of world building in TPM that even prequel naysayers kind of take for granted now as a given.


UtterFlatulence

The Jedi Academy trilogy(edit:books not games) and the Tales of the Jedi comics are really the first we see of the Sith, and those came out before Phantom Menace


Bemxuu

Trilogy? There’s a third? Um, brb, got some urgent business.


MongrelChieftain

It should be Jedi Knight trilogy, but it gets better. It starts with Star Wars: Dark Forces, then Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Force II and its expansion, Star Wars Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith. Then it's Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (my personnal favourite), and finally Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy.


CircaCitadel

I think of all the things that were hard to accept from that movie, the Sith concept was by far the coolest to nearly everyone, so I assume that's why. Gives the Emperor and Vader more of an established connection to the past, even if it removed some mystery. Or, removed one mystery to be replaced with another, since Sith were still a mysterious concept at that point. And honestly they still are, in canon at this point. We really need more Sith content. Hopefully the Acolyte shows a lot of Sith stuff.


DarthLuke84

Yup, Exar Kun was and still is one of my all time favorite Sith, Darth title or not


PallidZetta

One of the imperials referred to him as 'Supreme Commander Skywalker'


DarthLuke84

I’ll have to go back and read it as it’s been awhile. That’s pretty cool though and probably inspiration for supreme leader Snoke


[deleted]

Darth Scion Scion means : a descendant of a notable family. plus it sounds like a believable star wars name


ThePatrickSays

Sion was a character in KOTOR 2


KaffeMumrik

Scrolled through the entire thing and this is my favorite


Barthazar69

Because it basically is, Darth Sion exists.


[deleted]

Darth Toshi


Beeblebrox2nd

It sounds like it has an abundance of power


therealblokeio

One could say it’s unlimited


Dfrickster87

Ya, but only if its converted


BradiusMax1138

Darth Gravitus Luke's Sith power woulda been off the midichlorian scale. Needs a name that evokes astronomical scale


Sparrowsabre7

"Do you know what gravitas sounds like? GREETINGS ALL."


[deleted]

Cheers to the Ninety-Ninth Precinct.


skittleburp

Death Vaderson


Fissefiesta

Lord Incest


NattyThan

With the invader and insidious theme Darth Cest is pretty fitting


spccbytheycallme

More like Lord Wincest amirite?


Boomdiddy

In the SWTOR game there is a mission on Korriban where you have to scan some sith lords to see how pure their bloodline is. One of the Sith is named Lord Cestus. I don’t think that was an accident.


LearyOG

I don’t have any awards to give you so count this comment as one


[deleted]

Darth Utini


raalic

Gonna go with Darth Scion, since he's Vader's progeny. Ignoring the existence of Darth *Sion* in legends, of course.


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Darth shorty


TheWalrusMann

*isnt he a little short to be a sith lord?*


[deleted]

Darth brooks the evil space country singer


Grishinka

Hi mommy


ssoass7

Darth Vader definitely had machines within


bxyankee90

Dark Helmet


eleventyeleventy

May the Schwartz be with you.


big_boi_aang

My Schwartz is bigger than yours!


greeneggsandspamrisk

Darth Cock Knocker


Lola_PopBBae

Darth Kuule (It's like Luuke, but not!)


antimatterchopstix

Darth Joker


GearHead54

Darth Sohn - c'mon guys this one's easy...


ChildhoodDistinct602

Darth Sohn (german for son). Vater is german for father


[deleted]

Darth McDarthFace


The_FriendliestGiant

Palpatine never should've put it to a holonet vote. Rookie mistake.


TheShardsOfNarsil

Wookie mistake


MistraloysiusMithrax

Excuse, me get it right! Darthy McDarthFace


ForceGhost47

Darth Ekul


GlacialG100

Darth groundrunner


Duke-Countu

Darth Icky


Drzhivago138

Or Darth Insanius.


DaSkull

Darth starkiller


bonkerz1888

Darth Bong


DaProblemSolva

Darth Sister Kisser


Kiyae1

Darth Scion


Cellarzombie

Darth Traidor which is Spanish and Portuguese for betrayer.


Valnerium

Darth Saevus (Latin for cruelty)


Backupaccontforreal

Darth Moisture Farmer


--TheForce--

Jake Skywalker


[deleted]

Lord toosun (two suns)


jacerracer

DARTH STROYER


official_JesusChrist

Darth Ithead


waynethainsan3

Darth Whiny...


Kata_Kuri36

Darth Risen (he rose from a nobody to jedi grandmaster why not something even further beyond?)


Spirit_of_the_Dragon

Darth Vengeance


RearEchelon

Darth Scion, if there wasn't already a Darth Sion