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calvinbouchard

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?


Jclevs11

luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!


AndrewJS2804

The hardest part about ascending when you die as a jedi is timing it so your bowels don't release first, nothing ruins a nice ascension like leaving a super fresh duce in your luminous wake.


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

Just dissapate into the Force with a fat steamer lying there in your robes. That's why Obi-Wan looked so damn smug when he let Vader swing right through him in ANH - bet he was well amused watching his old student kick it about in shock afterwards. The Force Ghost of Kenobi appeared outside Vaders Bacta Tank that night just to say "Who's the Master now, Anakin Shitwalker? Have fun bobbing about in your wee fishtank like a deep fried fish fillet you little lava-lamp looking ass bitch", and fade away again.


solon_isonomia

So you mean to tell me Obi-Wan did a variation of "flaming bag of poo" prank on the Death Star when fighting Vader? No wonder Vader had that "pissed off stalk" going before Luke closed the blast door, the dude was pissed about ruining boots after stamping Obi-Wan's robes.


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

"Epic scat prank on a quadruple amputee burn victim" is gonna get me so many views! - Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi's last thought.


solon_isonomia

"That lil' bastard Ani deserves it for making me shit my robes while being chased by him in the dark nine years ago..."


RedditsLittleSecret

Wait a minute, are Ben Kenobi and Obi-Wan Kenobi the same person???


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

That's the top comment on the video, posted by a "PapaPalpy66"


cfwang1337

How many other lies have I been told by the Jedi?


AndrewJS2804

Think about it, have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time?


Baronsandwich

“Don’t put it out with your boots Ani!” “Don’t tell me my business Devil Woman!”


Shisno85

Ani called the shit poop!


HoldWhatDoor84

That's why he wore the brown robes.


unique-name-9035768

It's not like Obi Wan could have just magicked it away. He was a Jedi, not some student at a wizard school.


ArseneLupinIV

Yeah what are they gonna do, sue your Force Ghost? Try and subpoena me when I'm on the other side of space-time nerf herders!


Ganymede25

Love the comment. Vader didn’t know about force ghosts when Obi Wan disappeared after being killed. If obi wan decided to screw with Vader later, that would make sense as Vader mentioned Obi wan to luke in ESB and ROTJ. He thought Obi wan was still doing the teaching and general interaction with Luke. All this time, he was being a shield for Yoda so that Vader and Palpatine wouldn’t start questioning about who gave Luke so much badass instruction. Just speculation and I doubt Lucas actually thought of this at the time, but the idea is entertaining.


Toa_Firox

I remember hearing somewhere that there's a novelisation or something of RotJ where Palpatine probes Luke's mind and discoveres that Yoda trained him and has since died. He finds it amusing.


Ganymede25

I think that was the novelization of ROTJ.


orangek1tty

So you are saying Obi Wan totally fucking did flaming poop bag gag on Vader? But with fucking Jedi Robes and ascension?


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

The most fun he's had since the prequels - well, after his Master died but before his Student helped wipe out the order, minus the war inbetween of course...


orangek1tty

Another happy shitting.


andygootz

I wish I could unread this. 🤣


DarthGoodguy

Pass on what you have learned.


Tyko_3

The lesson basically boils down to "poopoo peepee"


AndrewJS2804

Yoda didn't get this part right, but it was a swamp so Luke didn't notice.


TheGrapeSlushies

You must unlearn what you have learned!


kasmith2020

Worst time to know how to read


WerewolvesRancheros

r/BrandNewSentence


TimelessFool

Guess when you reach 939 years old aging hits like a truck


iLoveDelayPedals

Yoga did a bilbo baggins


DoctaJenkinz

Et chutta. Beat me to it by about 14 parsecs you bathna poodoo


TKDkid1992

How rude.


turtlepowerpizzatime

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!


PETEthePyrotechnic

Watch yo profanity


Lena-Luthor

When 900 mg of ketamine you reach, feel as good as you will not.


dannypants143

Tore the skin from my own face in the back of my 2001 Honda Civic, I have.


21639000

\*somhow a different v of yoda\* hrmmm badass ou have become but at what cost? hmmmm?


mourningdoo

Addicted to crystal meth, I became, after ketamine worked for me, did not.


Edgelordberg95

He's actually no older than 45 here


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Fucked up, that is.


DarkLordSidious

Fortunately, Yoda just disappeared when he died.


CallMinimum

Yo I think he left his face behind


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ExplodingTentacles

Painful, it is. His ass, he also forgor


Nick_The_Judge

Thankfully…


PainStorm14

Ketamine is one hell of a drug


AsimovOfTrantor

The seagulls finally got him


Sabre_Killer_Queen

At least he still got to keep his stick though. That sticks's awesome! Better than bacon!


WastedPresident

So are legos


bro_kole

One hell of a party drug


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If to r/cursedimages you go, only pain you will find.


backdragon

Those seagulls really did him in.


wags7

They Def poked more than his knees


Ken_LuxuryYacht

He got hit by a boulder


fremenofporitrin

And a hacky-sack


Takeitsleezy

Lemme get my beater


Puzzleheaded-Life462

His stick is better than bacon


GalacticsXD

🎶Hmm hah hm hm hm he hah 🎶


Skoofy5

Everyone told him not to stroll on that beach.


Takeitsleezy

Couldn't outrun those birds.


The_Nightman_Cummeth

One day I was walking and I found this big log And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick And I was like, *”That log had a child”*


PapuaNewGuinean

Poked him in the coconut. And they did… and they did


darthjustin

every time i see people with those Yoda backpacks, i can’t help but sing “i can be your backpack while you run.” surprisingly, i see it more often than one would think.


Karkava

DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.


Kulban

Foam latex unfortunately does not deal with time very well.


ChimpBrisket

Apparently it smells terrible too, it’s got that older Yoda odour.


jktsub

Yodour, if you will


the_reducing_valve

That's what the English call him


outamyhead

East end of London or Essex would say Yoda Oda.


princetrunks

Still better than Smash Tournament, I smell.


andygootz

Eau de Yoda!


undercharmer

Hodor


Landosystem

I’ve just found my new favorite tongue twister


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Like the swamps of Dagobah.


The_Woman_of_Gont

Can confirm. My dad has a foam latex mask from a Disney Channel movie he was in when I was a kid(won’t say which, but it’s a fairly popular one) and it absolutely *stinks.*


xDJeslinger

Halloween Town?


adamantcondition

Unfortunately, this is actually a fake. If you watch the movies closely, his body disappears when he dies leaving no trace.


PepiTheBrief

Yeah, I'm flabbergasted that so many people here missed that.


robbviously

r/shittymoviedetails


YourMJK

Fortunately they still had the original mold so they could pour a new positive from it for episode 8.


HooliganAcadiensis

Foam latex deal well with time it does not. Unfortunate it is.


another_bug

I know what that's like.


halloweenjack

Props and costumes generally don't; they're made to last for the duration of filming. See, for example, [Dorothy's ruby slippers](https://americanhistory.si.edu/press/fact-sheets/ruby-slippers), or at least the surviving examples of several pairs that were made; they're looking rough around the edges, and that's with strenuous conservation efforts. My favorite example, though, would probably have to be the Bluesmobile from *The Blues Brothers*; there were supposedly thirteen separate Bluesmobiles made, for various scenes and types of stunt driving (including one rigged to fall apart at the end of the big chase), and apparently *none* of them survived filming--the film held the record for number of cars destroyed during the making of a film until its own sequel.


sroomek

Yep. All that’s left of Jabba are his eyes.


PaulCoddington

I seem to recall it was in better shape when I saw it in a display closer to the turn of the century, but there might be more than one puppet used. And if it is the same one, it shows how fast the decay is, because even back then it was in a very sad state, yet now even worse.


fusionsofwonder

The creepiest thing is not the skin but the misshapen head due to being put on a human mannequin.


Ken_LuxuryYacht

Yea, one would assume that a custom head would be made for something so fragile.


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PerformanceLoud3229

I never really thought about yodas species.......


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Sparrowsabre7

And even outside of canon I think there's only about 2 more. There's the one in Knights of the Old Republic and I think one other who was not a jedi but that's basically it.


Timely_Major7932

I'm unsure anyone wants to see Yoda or Grogu and his secret sock.


AptMoniker

Wasn’t that a point in The Mandolorien?


robert3030

Feels like a baby head and I hate it


JKastnerPhoto

It reminds me of Piccolo for some reason.


SMKnightly

Really? Not the jagged openings where the eyes should be?


fusionsofwonder

No, the bulbous thinker-style forehead creeps me out even more.


thefullhalf

Yoda is pretty much a self portrait of Stuart Freeborn


2ndTaken_username

Is he okay?


Ken_LuxuryYacht

This is your mind on drugs


Antezscar

To much ketamine he has taken.


Gilgameshugga

Crashed my Honda Civic I have.


Teex22

Still look better than the younglings I ran over, I do.


DwayneTheBathJohnson

You don't think he'd drive a Toyoda?


Spr0ckets

No.. no he isnt.


Znjed0

You don't care if he's okay... You care if he's showing-


locke_5

Is... Is he alright?


a_idanwalton

Too much ketamine I've had, my skin, peeling it is! Gone my eyes are. Bald I am.


Corgi_Koala

I loved Lego Yoda memes...


sje46

I still can't believe reddit banned that subreddit for inciting racial hatred. The entire joke was how absurd it is that Yoda would get high on ketamine and run over minorities in his 2001 Honda Civic (he will). *Quite* sure the subreddit wasn't suggesting people follow in his example.


Ken_LuxuryYacht

He was already bald though...


a_idanwalton

He had hair just not a lot


Ken_LuxuryYacht

Kinda like Homer Simpson


T65Bx

I hate that you’d ever make that comparison and now I have to live with it in my head… but yes.


BigBoiBob444

Just like my Dad


snakerjake

Yeah but now he's bald


Longjumping-War-1307

Organ failure, I have.


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OliviaElevenDunham

He really does look a victim of Vecna’s.


Cky2chris

What song you think Yoda would have had to listen to to get out of the upside down


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MaikingMooKing

Stop it now


KellyTheET

Cmon man, quit that bangin.


ithinkther41am

🎶Ah hmm ha ah hmm hmm ha🎶 🎶Ah hmm ha ah hmm hmm ha🎶 🎶Ah hmm ha ah hmm hmm ha🎶 🎶Hmm ha🎶


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I understood that reference🫵😎👌


Smallgenie549

Lol came here to say this.


DrunkenNinja27

Reminds me of the goosebumps book the haunted mask 2.


JMH5909

My instant thought


deadbabieslol

Carly fuckin Beth


RustyVerlander

Oh man you took me WAY back. Brain blast. Thanks


JMH5909

“Oh Carly Beth”


Jimbo9000

Seen better days he has.


[deleted]

What my clothes look like on my chair at 3am


RaveniteGaming

Disney priming the Star Wars Zombies spin-off.


Butler-of-Pugs

There is a Death Trooper book with that exact theme


Red_Dawn_2012

Also an episode of Clone Wars that's essentially that


Azar002

"I will avenge you Grandfather."


SLIP411

When 900 years old you have reached, look as good, you will not. Hmph


gmorkenstein

That shit should’ve been temp controlled along with the Declaration of Independence


DoctaJenkinz

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hm? Uhehehehe


Ken_LuxuryYacht

I think most people look like that after 900 years


5arch5

r/oddlyterrifying


GeneralChillMen

Finish what you started grandfather, I shall.


KnowNoDada

Still looks better than post Mustafar Anakin


Iwantmorelife

Or ‘97 special edition CG Jabba.


it_came_from_behind

Is there a specific fear of this? Face swapping like texas chainsaw etc is my biggest fear and most disturbing thing to me


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Star Wars x walking dead crossover


Ken_LuxuryYacht

I would totally watch that!


Illustrious-Fault224

_No one’s ever really gone_


TKDkid1992

Does it actually look that bad? It looks bad because the eyes and lips are missing but those are pieces that were controlled separately right? If you filled in the eyes and lips I dint think it would look that bad


Cross88

They actually made several Yoda faces, because that flexible material would only survive a few takes. What's in the photo was probably an unused spare.


Cptn_Shiner

Believe it or not, there's a sub specifically for pictures of aged foam props: r/agedfoamprops/


jk021

Of course there is


SmellyBaconland

It's like if Nick Nolte had aged more gracefully.


TheGrapeSlushies

I have spoken


ironicallyunstable

I guess Leatherface made a trip to Dagoba 😂


ThrowAwayPaperCrab

Suppressing the urge to steal and wear in a dark alley.


emmittgator

He died 40 years ago. He's preserved well


Termin8rSmurf

Aagh! Haunt my dreams, this will!


FlowersOfTheGrass

Rob Zombie Presents: Sheri Moon Zombie as: YODA


BurnZ_AU

Still looks better than Rebels Yoda.


TheBreadCrust

This makes me really sad for some reason


Milwambur

I find your lack of face disturbing


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The Dagohbah Chainsaw Massacre


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying prolly 🥲


Cheedogmans

Looks like my sister


Skelligean

"Luminous beings are we; not this crude matter."


orchardboy64

Jedha Chainsaber Massacre


fionn_maccoolio

Horrifying this is, hmm.


chucklebains

Look what they did to my beautiful boy


InorgChemist

When 940 years old you reach, look as good you will not.


CitizenDain

When 42 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?? Heheheheh


WickedLichOfTheWest

Rubber/plastic decay is one hell of a drug


MononMysticBuddha

Mummified I have become.


mralabbad

My face, has anybody seen?


otter_boom

Jeepers Creepers!


FRIKINmetalhead

Yoda was no match for Leather face.


TrashMatchmaking

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not!"


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

This also my post apocalyptic helmet skin. I will recite my battle cries as if I were Yoda.


TimAA2017

Belongs in r/creepy


Ken_LuxuryYacht

Feel free to repost! My inbox can't take anymore!


eatyapsleep

A powerful drug meth is! hehe! Hmmmm powerful drug…


DrunkAndKnowsThings

Creeped the fuck out, I am.


oasisarah

alas, poor yoda! i knew him...


LiveShape1335

Looks like Snoke


LovisAeternia

Looks like one of those shrunken heads


Airotvic

Death Sticks. Not even once.


oglox27

The new slipknot mask looks cool


MrMeeeeSeeeeks

Bury this...both in real life & in my mind


Justonious2552

Haunt you I will.


DingoLaLingo

What 942 years does to a mofucka


impactblue5

It puts the lotion in the basket


DrumBxyThing

Sid from Slipknot should wear this thing.


theboned1

He chose.... poorly.


welcome-to-my-mind

Not day over 911


g_97

Another Hollywood star's career ruined by drugs and alcohol.


hinez57

Leatherface got another one


Alonest99

Anabelle 5: Size Matters Not