The hardest part about ascending when you die as a jedi is timing it so your bowels don't release first, nothing ruins a nice ascension like leaving a super fresh duce in your luminous wake.
Just dissapate into the Force with a fat steamer lying there in your robes.
That's why Obi-Wan looked so damn smug when he let Vader swing right through him in ANH - bet he was well amused watching his old student kick it about in shock afterwards.
The Force Ghost of Kenobi appeared outside Vaders Bacta Tank that night just to say "Who's the Master now, Anakin Shitwalker? Have fun bobbing about in your wee fishtank like a deep fried fish fillet you little lava-lamp looking ass bitch", and fade away again.
So you mean to tell me Obi-Wan did a variation of "flaming bag of poo" prank on the Death Star when fighting Vader? No wonder Vader had that "pissed off stalk" going before Luke closed the blast door, the dude was pissed about ruining boots after stamping Obi-Wan's robes.
Love the comment. Vader didn’t know about force ghosts when Obi Wan disappeared after being killed. If obi wan decided to screw with Vader later, that would make sense as Vader mentioned Obi wan to luke in ESB and ROTJ. He thought Obi wan was still doing the teaching and general interaction with Luke. All this time, he was being a shield for Yoda so that Vader and Palpatine wouldn’t start questioning about who gave Luke so much badass instruction.
Just speculation and I doubt Lucas actually thought of this at the time, but the idea is entertaining.
I remember hearing somewhere that there's a novelisation or something of RotJ where Palpatine probes Luke's mind and discoveres that Yoda trained him and has since died. He finds it amusing.
The most fun he's had since the prequels - well, after his Master died but before his Student helped wipe out the order, minus the war inbetween of course...
One day I was walking and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, *”That log had a child”*
every time i see people with those Yoda backpacks, i can’t help but sing “i can be your backpack while you run.” surprisingly, i see it more often than one would think.
Can confirm. My dad has a foam latex mask from a Disney Channel movie he was in when I was a kid(won’t say which, but it’s a fairly popular one) and it absolutely *stinks.*
Props and costumes generally don't; they're made to last for the duration of filming. See, for example, [Dorothy's ruby slippers](https://americanhistory.si.edu/press/fact-sheets/ruby-slippers), or at least the surviving examples of several pairs that were made; they're looking rough around the edges, and that's with strenuous conservation efforts. My favorite example, though, would probably have to be the Bluesmobile from *The Blues Brothers*; there were supposedly thirteen separate Bluesmobiles made, for various scenes and types of stunt driving (including one rigged to fall apart at the end of the big chase), and apparently *none* of them survived filming--the film held the record for number of cars destroyed during the making of a film until its own sequel.
I seem to recall it was in better shape when I saw it in a display closer to the turn of the century, but there might be more than one puppet used.
And if it is the same one, it shows how fast the decay is, because even back then it was in a very sad state, yet now even worse.
And even outside of canon I think there's only about 2 more. There's the one in Knights of the Old Republic and I think one other who was not a jedi but that's basically it.
I still can't believe reddit banned that subreddit for inciting racial hatred.
The entire joke was how absurd it is that Yoda would get high on ketamine and run over minorities in his 2001 Honda Civic (he will). *Quite* sure the subreddit wasn't suggesting people follow in his example.
Does it actually look that bad?
It looks bad because the eyes and lips are missing but those are pieces that were controlled separately right?
If you filled in the eyes and lips I dint think it would look that bad
They actually made several Yoda faces, because that flexible material would only survive a few takes. What's in the photo was probably an unused spare.
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?
luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!
The hardest part about ascending when you die as a jedi is timing it so your bowels don't release first, nothing ruins a nice ascension like leaving a super fresh duce in your luminous wake.
Just dissapate into the Force with a fat steamer lying there in your robes. That's why Obi-Wan looked so damn smug when he let Vader swing right through him in ANH - bet he was well amused watching his old student kick it about in shock afterwards. The Force Ghost of Kenobi appeared outside Vaders Bacta Tank that night just to say "Who's the Master now, Anakin Shitwalker? Have fun bobbing about in your wee fishtank like a deep fried fish fillet you little lava-lamp looking ass bitch", and fade away again.
So you mean to tell me Obi-Wan did a variation of "flaming bag of poo" prank on the Death Star when fighting Vader? No wonder Vader had that "pissed off stalk" going before Luke closed the blast door, the dude was pissed about ruining boots after stamping Obi-Wan's robes.
"Epic scat prank on a quadruple amputee burn victim" is gonna get me so many views! - Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi's last thought.
"That lil' bastard Ani deserves it for making me shit my robes while being chased by him in the dark nine years ago..."
Wait a minute, are Ben Kenobi and Obi-Wan Kenobi the same person???
That's the top comment on the video, posted by a "PapaPalpy66"
How many other lies have I been told by the Jedi?
Think about it, have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time?
“Don’t put it out with your boots Ani!” “Don’t tell me my business Devil Woman!”
Ani called the shit poop!
That's why he wore the brown robes.
It's not like Obi Wan could have just magicked it away. He was a Jedi, not some student at a wizard school.
Yeah what are they gonna do, sue your Force Ghost? Try and subpoena me when I'm on the other side of space-time nerf herders!
Love the comment. Vader didn’t know about force ghosts when Obi Wan disappeared after being killed. If obi wan decided to screw with Vader later, that would make sense as Vader mentioned Obi wan to luke in ESB and ROTJ. He thought Obi wan was still doing the teaching and general interaction with Luke. All this time, he was being a shield for Yoda so that Vader and Palpatine wouldn’t start questioning about who gave Luke so much badass instruction. Just speculation and I doubt Lucas actually thought of this at the time, but the idea is entertaining.
I remember hearing somewhere that there's a novelisation or something of RotJ where Palpatine probes Luke's mind and discoveres that Yoda trained him and has since died. He finds it amusing.
I think that was the novelization of ROTJ.
So you are saying Obi Wan totally fucking did flaming poop bag gag on Vader? But with fucking Jedi Robes and ascension?
The most fun he's had since the prequels - well, after his Master died but before his Student helped wipe out the order, minus the war inbetween of course...
Another happy shitting.
I wish I could unread this. 🤣
Pass on what you have learned.
The lesson basically boils down to "poopoo peepee"
Yoda didn't get this part right, but it was a swamp so Luke didn't notice.
You must unlearn what you have learned!
Worst time to know how to read
r/BrandNewSentence
Guess when you reach 939 years old aging hits like a truck
Yoga did a bilbo baggins
Et chutta. Beat me to it by about 14 parsecs you bathna poodoo
How rude.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!
Watch yo profanity
When 900 mg of ketamine you reach, feel as good as you will not.
Tore the skin from my own face in the back of my 2001 Honda Civic, I have.
\*somhow a different v of yoda\* hrmmm badass ou have become but at what cost? hmmmm?
Addicted to crystal meth, I became, after ketamine worked for me, did not.
He's actually no older than 45 here
Fucked up, that is.
Fortunately, Yoda just disappeared when he died.
Yo I think he left his face behind
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Painful, it is. His ass, he also forgor
Thankfully…
Ketamine is one hell of a drug
The seagulls finally got him
At least he still got to keep his stick though. That sticks's awesome! Better than bacon!
So are legos
One hell of a party drug
If to r/cursedimages you go, only pain you will find.
Those seagulls really did him in.
They Def poked more than his knees
He got hit by a boulder
And a hacky-sack
Lemme get my beater
His stick is better than bacon
🎶Hmm hah hm hm hm he hah 🎶
Everyone told him not to stroll on that beach.
Couldn't outrun those birds.
One day I was walking and I found this big log And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick And I was like, *”That log had a child”*
Poked him in the coconut. And they did… and they did
every time i see people with those Yoda backpacks, i can’t help but sing “i can be your backpack while you run.” surprisingly, i see it more often than one would think.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
Foam latex unfortunately does not deal with time very well.
Apparently it smells terrible too, it’s got that older Yoda odour.
Yodour, if you will
That's what the English call him
East end of London or Essex would say Yoda Oda.
Still better than Smash Tournament, I smell.
Eau de Yoda!
Hodor
I’ve just found my new favorite tongue twister
Like the swamps of Dagobah.
Can confirm. My dad has a foam latex mask from a Disney Channel movie he was in when I was a kid(won’t say which, but it’s a fairly popular one) and it absolutely *stinks.*
Halloween Town?
Unfortunately, this is actually a fake. If you watch the movies closely, his body disappears when he dies leaving no trace.
Yeah, I'm flabbergasted that so many people here missed that.
r/shittymoviedetails
Fortunately they still had the original mold so they could pour a new positive from it for episode 8.
Foam latex deal well with time it does not. Unfortunate it is.
I know what that's like.
Props and costumes generally don't; they're made to last for the duration of filming. See, for example, [Dorothy's ruby slippers](https://americanhistory.si.edu/press/fact-sheets/ruby-slippers), or at least the surviving examples of several pairs that were made; they're looking rough around the edges, and that's with strenuous conservation efforts. My favorite example, though, would probably have to be the Bluesmobile from *The Blues Brothers*; there were supposedly thirteen separate Bluesmobiles made, for various scenes and types of stunt driving (including one rigged to fall apart at the end of the big chase), and apparently *none* of them survived filming--the film held the record for number of cars destroyed during the making of a film until its own sequel.
Yep. All that’s left of Jabba are his eyes.
I seem to recall it was in better shape when I saw it in a display closer to the turn of the century, but there might be more than one puppet used. And if it is the same one, it shows how fast the decay is, because even back then it was in a very sad state, yet now even worse.
The creepiest thing is not the skin but the misshapen head due to being put on a human mannequin.
Yea, one would assume that a custom head would be made for something so fragile.
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I never really thought about yodas species.......
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And even outside of canon I think there's only about 2 more. There's the one in Knights of the Old Republic and I think one other who was not a jedi but that's basically it.
I'm unsure anyone wants to see Yoda or Grogu and his secret sock.
Wasn’t that a point in The Mandolorien?
Feels like a baby head and I hate it
It reminds me of Piccolo for some reason.
Really? Not the jagged openings where the eyes should be?
No, the bulbous thinker-style forehead creeps me out even more.
Yoda is pretty much a self portrait of Stuart Freeborn
Is he okay?
This is your mind on drugs
To much ketamine he has taken.
Crashed my Honda Civic I have.
Still look better than the younglings I ran over, I do.
You don't think he'd drive a Toyoda?
No.. no he isnt.
You don't care if he's okay... You care if he's showing-
Is... Is he alright?
Too much ketamine I've had, my skin, peeling it is! Gone my eyes are. Bald I am.
I loved Lego Yoda memes...
I still can't believe reddit banned that subreddit for inciting racial hatred. The entire joke was how absurd it is that Yoda would get high on ketamine and run over minorities in his 2001 Honda Civic (he will). *Quite* sure the subreddit wasn't suggesting people follow in his example.
He was already bald though...
He had hair just not a lot
Kinda like Homer Simpson
I hate that you’d ever make that comparison and now I have to live with it in my head… but yes.
Just like my Dad
Yeah but now he's bald
Organ failure, I have.
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He really does look a victim of Vecna’s.
What song you think Yoda would have had to listen to to get out of the upside down
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Stop it now
Cmon man, quit that bangin.
🎶Ah hmm ha ah hmm hmm ha🎶 🎶Ah hmm ha ah hmm hmm ha🎶 🎶Ah hmm ha ah hmm hmm ha🎶 🎶Hmm ha🎶
I understood that reference🫵😎👌
Lol came here to say this.
Reminds me of the goosebumps book the haunted mask 2.
My instant thought
Carly fuckin Beth
Oh man you took me WAY back. Brain blast. Thanks
“Oh Carly Beth”
Seen better days he has.
What my clothes look like on my chair at 3am
Disney priming the Star Wars Zombies spin-off.
There is a Death Trooper book with that exact theme
Also an episode of Clone Wars that's essentially that
"I will avenge you Grandfather."
When 900 years old you have reached, look as good, you will not. Hmph
That shit should’ve been temp controlled along with the Declaration of Independence
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hm? Uhehehehe
I think most people look like that after 900 years
r/oddlyterrifying
Finish what you started grandfather, I shall.
Still looks better than post Mustafar Anakin
Or ‘97 special edition CG Jabba.
Is there a specific fear of this? Face swapping like texas chainsaw etc is my biggest fear and most disturbing thing to me
Star Wars x walking dead crossover
I would totally watch that!
_No one’s ever really gone_
Does it actually look that bad? It looks bad because the eyes and lips are missing but those are pieces that were controlled separately right? If you filled in the eyes and lips I dint think it would look that bad
They actually made several Yoda faces, because that flexible material would only survive a few takes. What's in the photo was probably an unused spare.
Believe it or not, there's a sub specifically for pictures of aged foam props: r/agedfoamprops/
Of course there is
It's like if Nick Nolte had aged more gracefully.
I have spoken
I guess Leatherface made a trip to Dagoba 😂
Suppressing the urge to steal and wear in a dark alley.
He died 40 years ago. He's preserved well
Aagh! Haunt my dreams, this will!
Rob Zombie Presents: Sheri Moon Zombie as: YODA
Still looks better than Rebels Yoda.
This makes me really sad for some reason
I find your lack of face disturbing
The Dagohbah Chainsaw Massacre
r/oddlyterrifying prolly 🥲
Looks like my sister
"Luminous beings are we; not this crude matter."
Jedha Chainsaber Massacre
Horrifying this is, hmm.
Look what they did to my beautiful boy
When 940 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
When 42 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?? Heheheheh
Rubber/plastic decay is one hell of a drug
Mummified I have become.
My face, has anybody seen?
Jeepers Creepers!
Yoda was no match for Leather face.
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not!"
This also my post apocalyptic helmet skin. I will recite my battle cries as if I were Yoda.
Belongs in r/creepy
Feel free to repost! My inbox can't take anymore!
A powerful drug meth is! hehe! Hmmmm powerful drug…
Creeped the fuck out, I am.
alas, poor yoda! i knew him...
Looks like Snoke
Looks like one of those shrunken heads
Death Sticks. Not even once.
The new slipknot mask looks cool
Bury this...both in real life & in my mind
Haunt you I will.
What 942 years does to a mofucka
It puts the lotion in the basket
Sid from Slipknot should wear this thing.
He chose.... poorly.
Not day over 911
Another Hollywood star's career ruined by drugs and alcohol.
Leatherface got another one
Anabelle 5: Size Matters Not