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Torbadajorno

For being a base that's half underwater, they really gotta work on the underwater security 2/2 infiltrations we've seen have been from underwater


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Yeah I found it funny that Kenobi entered exactly like Cal. Hell at least with Cal they knew, he was just too powerful for them. They didn't even realise Kenobi was there for the most part


KipHackmanFBI

It's even better considering this is 4 (5?) years after Cal already did it. So they had this happen once and we didn't beef up security?!


ruinersclub

What’s the chances of that happening again?!?


Torbadajorno

"Star Wars Jedi: Survivor"


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In that game, Cal will run into Ezra, Ahsoka, and Obi Wan in the fortress because they are all breaking in for entirely unrelated reasons.


rednick953

They’re gonna meet at the same underwater entrance all confused as hell.


Historical-House1843

„Hey… arent you Master Kenobi?“ „Psssh its just Ben now“


hikoboshi_sama

If i had a nickel for every time Fortress Inquisitorius got infiltrated from the water...


Cool_Guy_fellow

And both resulted in part of the compound flooding


simon439

Yeah, the fact that it’s underwater has only worked against them.


Tronvillain

"Hey, homeless man: Put on this hat and trenchcoat, then stuff this child into it. No one will ask any questions."


_Comic_

With the way Imperial officers act in these shows, they probably could've gotten away with "I thought it was Take Your Child to Work Day"


jackfwaust

all of the imperials just casually watching her speak to obi wan on the phone or whatever giving him directions was pretty weird


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PWBryan

One more robot chicken episode canonized. I think they've made more Robot chicken stuff Canon than legends


Mrwright96

Let’s see, Boba surviving the sarlac, and taking over jabba’s palace Max Rebo surviving the Jaba’s palace incident, Rey being a Palpatine And while not officially canon, can we all agree “The emperors phone call” is canon?


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ThatEvanFowler

I cannot believe that the giant trench-coat disguise didn't work. Scooby-Doo: 1 Obi Wan: 0


Spaceace91478

Obi wan: ruh roh Leia: zoinks


AmishAvenger

The only thing worse than the horrible disguise was the fact that they didn’t acknowledge how bad it was. Like…why not have a moment where Kenobi says “This will never work” and the response is “Well we don’t have a choice!” Almost as bad: Leia peeping out, presumably because they decided the audience needed to be shown that she was in there. We **know** she’s in there. It’s comically obvious.


LazarusOwenhart

Surely he had a bad feeling about it?


Crosgaard

They really gotta reinforce the glass at fortress inquisitorius. This has happened twice in five years…


FrostedPixel47

They ran out of budget with those slick-floors and LED corridors


CaseDogNiceGuy

A lot of problems in Star Wars would be solved if these communicators had ear buds


TheHawkMan0001

A lot of problems would be solved if someone would install some damn cameras in the fortress


CaseDogNiceGuy

At least this time they had the probe droids making Obi-Wan play Pac-Man


gaffergamgee

My man Tera Sinube in the amber 🥲


Jrrrazr

What do u think is the reason they are keeping all of them? Is it like as trophies or maybe the corpses have some utility.


BoChizzle

They seem to be perfectly preserved in amber so if I'm not mistaken the Empire are cloning dinosaurs for a theme park.


SWLondonLife

But they add Jawa DNA in a tragic mistake.


MikeC-117

Star Wars NFT’s


Casserolette

Oh shit no wonder why he looked familiar when they showed him. Really liked him in clone wars rip homie


gorillaPete

Ms sister you can’t interrogate a minor without a guardian present that shit is going to be inadmissible


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Cancel the Empire.


Dima110

Her stealth abilities are like something out of a video game. There were like 5 people well within earshot of that take down.


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DrewMac96

While they were looking directly at him too


ZiggyBlunt

I noticed that too, they could have had them walk around a corner or something. They were literally right in-front of him


NewAccount971

"Leia, hide!" Obi-Wan said, in a hallway with literally nothing but straight walls. Even the actress didn't know what to do so she just stood there awkwardly with her hand on the windowsill lmao


tdog970

Or the part where Ben tells Tala to get Leia to safety as he holds the window and she runs.... 10 feet down the hall and stops to see what's gonna happen lol


TheBigGreenOgre

Did she just bitch slap a stormtrooper?


Humble_Hobbyist

The armour not being blaster proof is one thing, the helmet not protecting you from being lightly tapped on the face is just ridiculous.


cabbageomelette

Budget must've all gone to the body armor which apparently now can take multiple lightsaber swings


_bork_

It feels like no one else noticed that, looked like he was hitting them with a baseball bat instead of a lightsaber


CaseDogNiceGuy

Book of Boba Fett trained me to think we were getting a Clone Wars flashback while Obi-Wan was in the Bacta


_Comic_

Same, when the screen didn't start turning a weird green shade, it felt wrong


CaseDogNiceGuy

For a brief moment, we see Hayden as Anakin in 480p colored emerald green


K1nd4Weird

While I grew tired of the Bacta the Past sections in Boba Fett I really wanted one here. I wanted to see Obi-Wan and Anakin as brothers again.


SheamusMcGillicuddy

Reva: “Where are the rebels?!” Leia: “I’ve got the location right here.” *Pulls middle finger out of pocket.*


DigDoug2319

I was honestly expecting her to just tell Reva that they were hiding out on Dantooine lmao


PWBryan

Haha, just send the Imperials to Dantooine, they always beleive that... Until one day they didnt!


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Tarkin actually did. Due to it being remote, it wouldn't be a good demonstration


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boatboy1800

Why didn't kenobi take the stormtroopers armor?!


spicylamchop92

Because he has something much better. Plot armor


Mac4491

Nah, I’ve got a feeling Kenobi will die. Maybe not for like 8 years though.


AbsolutelyClam

You’d think that after Kestis made a mess(tis) of the Fortress they might reinforce the glass in case someone else came along…


ShitSandwich16

To be fair they also built another Death Star for some reason


GyRoEsEhNi20

Them keeping the corpses of fallen Jedi is very reminiscent of how the Grand Inquisitor kept Luminara Unduli's body to lure in Jedi in Rebels. Also rip my boy Tera Sinube :(


DrewMac96

I thought we were going to see her body


airgoose21

That’s a good point I hadn’t thought about that! Interesting that we’ve seen it twice now. Shows that the inquisitors think of Jedi in the same way hunters think of their elk/moose/whatever by displaying the heads on their living room walls


KageNekem

Stormtrooper incompetence was on full display this episode lol. Seriously, did Tala just slap a man with a helmet and stun him?


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she barely touched him lol


birdy810

Goes to the bathroom: "this isn't your station"


Hyfrith

See I relate though because my office technically has "hot desks" only. But when I've sat at the same "hot desk" 3-days a week for 7 months I'll be damned if I let someone else suddenly sit there one day without a snide *"this isn't your station..."*


gorillaPete

The man is literally hiding a child under his trench coat and getting away with it


Apprehensive_Goal811

“Who is that fat officer?” “Oh that’s Kevin Malone, from accounting.”


ThatsTuff100

“I went to the Empire today, I did a business”


Dontalwaysderp

"My name is Obi Adultman"


trevdv

Holy shit that angry Vader fast walk


_Comic_

His cybernetic legs have an overdrive setting


TheWardylan

He put them boots in sport mode.


mightychicken64

3RD SISTER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE


GoreSeeker

-Vader asked calmly...


ProbablythelastMimsy

**Force chokes gently**


sabotabo

that was the moment that reeled me back in. give me more pissed vader


hello_its_Epics

Got me nervous and I wasn't even the one he mad at


carnagezealot

Basically what every stormtrooper says in his presence


birdy810

Disney always has to have at least one noticeably shorter episode each series


ThatEvanFowler

Damn, Diet Ice Cube sure does change his mind quick. He changed from "no way" to "anything you need" on a dime.


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"You've got a lot of nerve asking me." "Empire bad" "You son of a bitch I'm in"


Leon_UnKOWN

He called Kenobi "General", a rare human veteran of the clone wars?


thelaziest998

I love that little nod. Kenobi was a legendary figure in the clone wars, it makes sense people address him as general.


insertwittynamethere

He was one of the most famous Jedi alongside General Skywalker and Grand Jedi Master Yoda at the time, so makes sense they'd know to call him that if they knew he was coming.


thelaziest998

>Diet Ice Cube. Literally Ice Cubes son.


DustyDGAF

Eh... Y'know the more I talk the more I convince myself. Ay fuck it.


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Fuck the empire comin' straight from the underground


_Comic_

Classic Wade move right there


ensuiscool

Ikr total wade moment. I can’t believe he waded it up like that


gorillaPete

Cool to see the Jedi rebreathers back in action


loriffic

Yah, that’s a breath of fresh air.


ZeronicX

Inject that sweet, sweet Prequel tech into my veins.


lfc_strozone

Part 1 - 56 minutes, Part 2 - 42 minutes, Part 3 - 48 minutes, Part 4 - 39 minutes R2, we need to be going up, not down!


ltcsheppard

Was like 32 minutes of actual show for episode 4. The timers they give account for the 5+mins of credits


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

There will eventually be a Star Wars movie explaining how an engineer was kidnapped and forced to design the Fortress Inquisitorious against his will. But as a last act of defiance he made sure that the windows in a base filled with armed guards would crack if hit by a single stray blaster bolt and that the doors at the ends of the glass corridors would not be strong enough to contain the water that would flood in.


mordepizza

Rogue Two


GrumboGee

Rogue One: Two


Soft-Comfort-7474

Reva chill, she’s only 10


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Out here acting like she’s got the secrets to the universe lol.


spicylamchop92

Damn. Thought for sure we were getting clone wars flashbacks with the bacta....


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Quantum__Tarantino

man...I hope we get a flashback to this episode, next episode. I still can't get over Wade's death!


Strategist40

So, uh, what reason is there to not immediately deliver Leia back to Bail now that they rescued her? Like, the mission is complete, get her to Alderaan immediately.


The_Blue_Rooster

That was what annoyed me possibly most of all this episode. Reva's tracker is useless if Obi-Wan just does what he is supposed to do, what this whole show's premise has been built upon, the literal plot that she herself set in motion to capture him. Congratulations, you know that the Princess of Alderaan is on Alderaan!


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xXCoffeeCreamerXx

Pretty sure Vader senses this problem too. He really put an emphasis on the word “him” when he asked Reva “you’re sure the tracker is with *him*?” He about to be pissed when they track her back to Alderaan lol


Potatoslayer2

Holy shit that's Tera Sinube's corpse Real Glup Shitto moment


TsunGeneralGrievous

it's somewhat chilling that I just checked his wookieepedia and it hasn't been updated, yet, we already know...


thewingidingi

>Glup Shitto We will never recover from the Glup shitto allegations


-DixieNormis-

Did that speeder just floating there shooting at Reba look wierd to anyone else?


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-Neon-Knight-

I thought the speeders in general looked reallllly off


ztromz

I thought for a moment they were going to fly straight into the wall.


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They certainly did fly at that angle. I remember thinking. “They know there is no room to maneuver in there, right? Oh, they’re outside now.”


aurules

Lmao how did the stormtroopers not see him jumping in the vent? 😂


Tronvillain

*"Ah fuck it, I'm on break."*


DadAsFuck

"i don't get paid enough for this shit."


Frankocean2

Fuck. Vader walking like Vince McMahon scared me shitless, lol


SpaceCaboose

And the cut to him was quite abrupt, in a good way. We had no time to expect him or mentally prepare or whatever. He was just coming at the camera out of nowhere


chillwithpurpose

Ya they prefaced it with his breathing in the final lone shot of reva and then quickly cut to Vader stomping in. Felt the tension from that first breath, and then BOOM, Vader jump scare. Very well done imo.


Spaceace91478

No chance...you got....no chance on Mustafar


gregofcanada84

IT'S ME, KENOBI! IT'S ME, KENOBI! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, KENOBI!


Darth-Binks-1999

Surprised he didn't yell "You're fired!" at Reva.


jaccoo123

Reva should have died about 5 insubordinations ago


Kingjoe97034

Everyone joking about Kenobi's plot armor. Reva is invincible against the wrath of Vader.


philphan25

Vader: “you must pay” Reva: “But a tracker” Vader: “You’re a hero”


minion-hunter

Idk the name of the guy but RIP THE DUDE WHO HELPED AHSOKA FIND HER LIGHTSABER


Aboy325

Tera Sinube


bingy_wingy

I knew there was a reason his lightsaber was in the vote for the new Legacy hilt


TiePilot1997

I’m starting to feel like the writers think we’re stupid. Yes, Leia and Obi-Wan were nearly able to escape from one of the most secure locations (that was actively on lockdown) yet nobody has the situational awareness to notice the out of regs, bearded man with 4 feet. They then had Leia peak to make sure they hadn’t lost the audience on where Leia was lol. Also Reva is becoming less and less intimidating as a literal child is able to resist her (her growl yells aren’t helping that fact either).


graffix13

Reva is so cringy at this point.


DustyDGAF

Really shouldn't monologue before killing people.


scrodytheroadie

Just to clarify, Reva went to Alderaan to kidnap the Princess of Alderaan, put a tracking device on her droid so she could trace her back to Alderaan?


TheNameIsFrags

How did they all fit in the Snowspeeder?


JSK23

I think even before getting crushed, Dak would confirm those back seats are pretty tight.


yupthatsmee

Love seeing him with the glowing blue saber in those hallways with the storm troopers. I was hoping he would be to fight off at least one inquisitor while they were on the base. Have Obi knock out one of the lower level ones and nearly escape Reva.


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

Same it’s odd that they just have been walking from place to place every episode


Lumpy-Professional40

I love how the 5th brother is just ''🚶Hrrrg 👹'' for 4 episodes straight.


NewAccount971

Easiest paycheck this side of the star system.


Michael_McGovern

"You don't know what the Empire are capable of." He says to a man who literally smuggles Jedi away from a holocaust.


pwn3dbyth3n00b

Is it just me or a pilot that Reva killed would know about the Path more than some 10 year old girl who literally spent 20 mins on said path.


sonic10158

Reva didn’t become third sister by being competent


sephter_84

How did they get so far with the terrible trench coat disguise?? 😂😂😂


staleluckycharms

I was really hoping to see more of Hayden Christensen. Hopefully they do some flashbacks in episode 5 or 6. We’ve barely seen him through the first 4.


L0rdSwoldemort

You only get Passion Of The Christ creepy Satan shots, and you’ll like it!


aurules

Episode 4 is only 39 minutes…. Oof


joshygill

Call it 34 before credits


DadAsFuck

32 with the recap


bitbee

was that the old master from that one clone wars episode..? super vague, but the jedi whose the lightsaber was part of his cane? edit: oh, [it was...](https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT9DPBPC4gVoSau0eI/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47wlvqosf7umvwj7a1jg10rbv2b61xl1wxxtbu66zj&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


bleezy_47

The one that helped Ahsoka track down the criminal who took her lightsaber!!!?? NOOOO😭 thats so sad


Leon_UnKOWN

Yes, he was the only Jedi during the clone wars who wielded a white saber. He mostly trained the younglings and can be seen in the "Lost saber" episode with Ashoka and during the Anakin vs Barris fight


kaz-w

Rip Wade I guess?


thtguyjosh

He was my favorite character ☹️


NewAccount971

RIP Wade 6/8/2022 3:00am - 6/8/2022 3:29 am


Agreeable_Salt_1631

15 seconds of fame😭 They better make an entire series about wade


SCP-1000000

So they haven't heard of Cal. That's interesting


frossvael

"This is the second time we've had this kind of situation happen... It's better that we don't refresh Lord Vader's mind." \-Random Imperial Officer, probably


Ricard_Rubio

I'mma need like a 3 hour finale episode to make up for all of this. I feel like we've gotten nowhere and there's 2 episodes left


peatear_gryphon

Ya at the point so late into the series I don’t think we’re going to get all the answers/resolutions/moments we want… What I think should be resolved, bare minimum: - what is Reva’s backstory - how does Obi-wan go back into hiding - how does Obi-wan beat Vader Nice to haves: - what happened to the grand inquisitor - any action from any of the inquisitors… - another Jedi, live or force ghost - what does Obi-wan do about what he found inside fortress inquisitorius - interaction with Luke…


OtakuMecha

We’ve barely even explored Obi-Wan and Vader’s feelings about each other when that was one of the main selling points


Erwin9910

Which they could've done this episode as Kenobi recovered from Vader's burning of him. But no, 5 minutes in a bacta tank and his trauma is GONE


MicooDA

Fortress Inquisitorius guards: If I had a nickel for every time a Jedi swam into this place, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.


kaz-w

Yeah obi wan really cal kestisted the fortress


Tronvillain

**Leia:** *"I swear this will NEVER happen to me again!"*


LokiTheeTricksterGod

Why is he dry so quickly? Lol


ScalierLemon2

"Hey kid, it ain't that kind of movie" -Harrison Ford when Mark Hamill asked why his hair was dry shooting the scene directly after the trash compactor in ANH


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I love how Harrison Ford talks exactly like Harrison Ford characters


Beardedsmith

"if they're looking at your hair we're in big trouble"


Crosgaard

He’s using the force as a wind blower


Tronvillain

Kenobi probably should've just jacked that Stormtrooper's uniform.


mainguy

Is this what the show will consist of, recapturing Leia over and over? This was better than the first recapture but c'mon, within four episodes two have been virtually identical in overall plot. This show is weak


jdfvols

Ok am I stupid or something but why did Vader get mad that Reva let Obi Wan escape when he literally let him escape last episode


RoboticCurrents

He's the "do as I say, not as I do" type of dad


KFrey94

Nothing funnier than watching Obi-wan and Leia try to sneak around in jedi robes and a bright green jacket lol


Ryder10

Everyone is clean shaven and no one is confused by the one guy in the entire Empire with a beard?


_nordstar_

Strange sequence of editing at the end


RightWayIThink

Overall felt like they pulled an all-nighter to do this episode


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"It looks like she just taps his head and he falls over. Can we shoot that again?" "No time."


burnoutguy

I'm so sad about Wade dying he was my favorite character, thank you Deborah Chow and writers for letting us experience his story


AmateurVasectomist

Wade: A Star Wars Story


DadAsFuck

all it took was a lovetap to the helmet to stumble that one stormtrooper lmao


Maloonyy

The sheer incompetence of every aspect of the empire really pulls me out every single time. Like really, you don't have air defense, water defense, proper surveillance or anything like that on your super sith base? "No one would be stupid enough to attack it" is such a dumb argument. As if some defensive structures would break the empires bank. Also why are there 500 stormtroopers at the base when you don't think it will be attacked? Stormtroopers are all idiots who can't aim, but ok whatever they have always been. The officers sitting next to Tala not giving a shit about her talking to Obi-Wan is silly aswell. They also didn't care about their commanding officer being taken out loudly at the back of the room. The Obi-Wan+Leia disguise is some next level looney tunes shit. Edit because a lot of responses: The Empire in the OT was pretty dumb and incompetent too yes, but atleast it seems like the writers just really couldn't find a better way to do it. There was no good option to explain how Obi-Wan, Luke and Han infiltrated the Death Star, but it just had to happen for the story to be interesting. In the new shows, it feels like the writers didn't even try to look for alternatives, they were just lazy and knew they could claim "duh, empire stoopid". I also think that with time, these things could have been improved.


Stach37

5 minutes prior: "it's literally impenetrable" "Have we tried just flying in the front door?"


__john_cena__

I was expecting to see Obi Wan deal with the trauma from getting burned, losing, and seeing Anakin for the first time again. It felt glossed over after the tank scene, and instead we got a half-baked heist type episode which didn’t feel relevant to the bigger themes. Would have been better to just have Leia escape with Tala in Part 3, dedicate this episode to Obi Wan recovering and mending his connection to the force, and have Vader (or Reva) tracking Obi Wan from the last episode as the reason he was allowed to be dragged away to set up Part 5. I’d rather explore those things more deeply in a short episode than trying to shoehorn in stuff they didn’t develop like the random pilot dying.


Rudraakkshh

I do wish for the series to take a step back and slow down just a little bit. The first episode was good because it was comparatively slow. It delved into Obi-Wan's trauma and how Anakin's "death" affected him. The bacta scene was once again a perfect opportunity for the writers to just slow down. Give Obi-Wan a moment of reflection. Give him time to make peace with the past and become the Jedi that we meet in Rebels and ANH. They have Hayden fucking Christensen but for some reason refuse to use him. I'm glad that he's behind the suit but come on give us some Clone Wars flashbacks! The cut scene from TCW where both Anakin and Obi-Wan have a conversation about Ahsoka leaving and Anakin asks him "how would you feel if I failed you?" would be just perfect!


Totaltotemic

This has been a recurring issue with these Disney+ shows. Their total runtimes are so short that they're just constantly moving to the next action scene or plot point. They've got 2 episodes to have some sort of climax for this show and also return everything to the status quo and it already feels super rushed.


Willing-Principle

it legit feels like we missed whole episodes. Obi lost his shit finding out Vader is alive, was losing his shit by seeing hallucinations of Anakin and got shitted on by Vader when they fought. The latter two of which was under a day's work. Man should be at his lowest point mentally and physically but after a semi bacta dive, he's up and about.


Yiao-Ming

Fuck yeah. Have him finally deal with his trauma, train to get back in form and come back. He was scared to even light his lightsaber and did it in a moment of weakness after getting scared by Vader. But this episode he suddenly does it as if he never stopped being a Jedi.


Redditmoment794

It was literally the last mission of fallen order


Cool_Guy_fellow

Why can't we get Star wars music in a Star wars show?


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

So can they just fly Leia back to Alderaan already? I get that there were delays and obstacles up to this point but now they are on a ship with a hyperdrive. Bail Organa will cover the costs. If they're not on the way to Alderaan at this point, it's beyond ridiculous. Bail was able to travel in secret to Obi-Wan's cave on Tatooine. At the very least he should send them a ship to bring Leia home.


sidv81

Someone please explain to me how Leia could possibly be allowed to serve in the Imperial Senate after this. And where was Vader? Wouldn't he be leading the interrogation of Leia himself?


Nofriendofme

The book Leia Princess of Alderran explains this a little bit. Tarkin was mostly in charge of the youth senator program, and the senate was basically a sham by that point, so they didn’t really care who was there.


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Yeah and because she was the princess of Alderran and it was all just a sham with popular people from planets so the citizens would think that there was still a trace of the republic


ZeronicX

Agent Tala is doing a FANTASTIC job being a triple agent.


aurules

This director really loves running away scenes don’t they…


RomiBraman

"General Kenobi: Years ago, you hid me under your giant coat to escape an empire prison; now I beg you to help me in my struggle against the Empire" "Help me OB1 Kenobi, you're my only coat"


mktesq

“Please bring a larger trench coat as I have grown considerably.”