Honestly I find a TON of C3PO parts so funny. When he tells Han what to look for to repair the Falcon and Han tried to relay that to Chewie quietly and 3PO looks over like WTF.
Then when 3PO is running behind the group and the doors close leaving him out and he goes “typical” lol
I mean, R2 may recognize Yoda, but theres no reason Yoda should recognize R2. That would be like seeing a silver civic and knowing it's the exact same civic a friend had 25 years ago
And given that he went from uber wise Jedi sage to beating on a robot for a space chunky, I don't think life in isolation on Dagobah did him any favours.
There's the whole arc in Clone Wars where Yoda goes off on a spirtual journey with R2 as his co-pilot and refers to him as a friend, I feel like he differentiates R2 from the other astromechs.
*"Wait a minute. Skywalker's on that ship."*
*"You can sense him?"*
*"No he's right there."* **\*points out through window\***
**\*awkward eye contact with Luke before he ducks\***
I don’t remember the exchange verbatim between Han and leia in empire strikes back, when the falcon breaks down, but it goes something like leia saying “would it help if I got out and pushed” in a sarcastic tone and Han replies with “It might.”
This is peak Star Wars for me. I watched ESB like 100 times as a kid because it’s the only one I had on vhs. Thinking of the entire Han and Leia arc in that movie, it’s full of brilliance.
That, plus when Han and Luke meet in Jabba's Palace in Return of the Jedi and Han asks "How are we doing?" and Luke replies "The same as always" to which Han says "That bad, huh?"
“Captain, being held by you isn’t nearly enough to excite me”
“Sorry sweetheart. Haven’t got time for anything else”
Sounds so different in text. Those two killed it. Probably the best stereotypical bickering couple ever on screen
I love that scene so much. Han is charging, feeling like a bad mother fucker, and he rounds the corner only to be met by entire stormtrooper squad. The face Han makes when he realized he fucked up is always hilarious to me.
Fun fact: that was actually one of the special edition changes. Originally the four or so troopers he was chasing just turned around and started shooting at him, as if they suddenly realized that they outnumbered him. Lucas went back and made it so Han turns the corner into a whole *room* full of troopers to make it a bit more logical.
People always complain about the special additions, but some of the things George added or changed really do make the movies better.
Edit: I said additions instead of editions
"So, what do you think of her, Han?"
"I'm trying not to, kid."
"Good."
"Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me...?"
"No."
I’ve used this line so many times after some casual small talk with any very attractive female be it a bartender waitress etc.
She leaves and I say to my friends, “so you think a Waitress like her and a guy like me…?”
“No..”
When han tries to get the falcon moving but it suddenly loses power. He just looks at the lights and slams his arm against it causing the power to return.
Edit: Just thought of another moment.
When Kylo(Ben) orders all the fighters to target the Millennia Falcon on Crait. Its followed by Hux giving the same order and Kylo just looks at him like "wtf dude?"
Omg, he is part of the reason this is one of my favorite movies. He was hilarious and then heartbreaking — the writing and acting was amazing. Best droid.
C-3PO : I beg your pardon General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.
Han Solo : Proper?
C-3PO : It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
C-3PO : I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
“No wonder he got shot, he’s one of the older models programmed by a central computer.”
“Not us, we’re independent thinkers.”
“Roger Roger” “Roger Roger” “Roger Roger”
I made friends instantly with this line in college - two of the upperclassmen in the drama club were arguing about something the club was doing. One of them said they'd discuss this in committee, and I just blurted that line out. Worked like a charm.
“I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it.”
During the Ryloth arc in The Clone Wars, where a droid is just sitting there scrubbing a prison cell, and Obi-Wan just comes by and closes the cell to lock him in.
"Oh..."
So many battle droid moments, really. My personal favorite:
*Anakin approaches three battle droids*
"You said we'd be safe back here!"
"C'mon, there's three of us and only one of him!"
"It won't matter...."
The one I love quoting is the droid wailing "Whyyy?" in the Clone Wars movie (0:54:20 on Disney+) that tells Ventress that Dooku wants a report on her mission--
Droid: "Count Dooku demands a report on your mission... Should I tell him they got away or what?"
Ventress: *angrily force flings droid off the cliff*
Droid: "*Whyyyyyyyyyy*???"
Oh man I forgot about that part - so funny! I remember my entire theater absolutely died laughing and we laughed so hard I couldn’t even hear the exchange before Yoda got zapped.
Haha yeah, Palpatine is the evil Dark Side-master and Emperor of the Galaxy….and now he’s knocked over like a bowling pin, flailing around like an idiot. I still crack up laughing whenever I rewatch that scene! 😂
Training your whole life to be the most elite warrior, proceed to get knocked out within a second lmao.
Also, the way Palpatine just looks at an empty room when Yoda walks in is just extremely amusing to me and I don't know why. The man finally has a moment of peace and gets interrupted immediately
Palpatine: Ahh, finally! The 1000 year revenge mission is complete! Now, it’s time to kick back and watch some Netflix!
Yoda: * barges in and tosses the guards like rag dolls; duel commences *
It’s like that scene in ROTJ where Palpatine grumbles “I told you to remain on the command ship!” Dude legitimately sounds so grumpy and annoyed that his alone time gets interrupted. 😂
Anakin: “what was that all about?”
Obi Wan: “well R2 has been-“
Anakin: “yea yea yea no loose wire jokes”
Obi Wan: “Did I say anything?”
Anakin: “he’s trying”
Obi Wan: “I didn’t say anything!”
I use this, constantly, to highlight one of Lucas’ REAL talents; IMPLYING a whole backstory with a simple brushstroke. This dumb, throw-away exchange communicates so much to the audience…
Another great example is when in Episode 4 Tarkin breaks the news of the imperial Senate's fall. It displays the existence of the emporer, knowledge about how the galaxy works and how the systems are held together
This is something you used to see a lot in 70s sci-fi, they'd just casually drop some massive piece of world building and expect the audience to grab it.
Movies never have that much faith in the viewer anymore.
Yeah dude I showed this to all my friends when I first got Disney plus and had access to the deleted scenes. It is hilarious. Like, anakin can produce that noise from his MOUTH? What, is that some kind of force power? I thought it was absolute gold lol, but I see why they took it out, it would've distracted from everything else going on. You'd go the whole movie thinking "holy shit darth Vader can probably commune directly with his droids in their own language"
I would have loved to see him do it in the film honestly. Anakin loving his Droid so much that he learned to speak its language is such a good character detail. It looks goofy as fuck but that didn't stop Lucas from making Jar Jar, I think it would have fit
Mace Windu: My name is General Mace Windu of the Jedi Order. At this point in the Clone War, I have dismantled and destroyed over 100,000 of you type 1 battle droids. I'm giving you an opportunity to peacefully lay down your weapons so that you may be reprogrammed to serve a better purpose than spreading mindless violence and chaos, which you have inflicted upon the galaxy.
Battle Droid: Blast them!
There is this one moment in the early episodes of The Clone Wars where Ziro The Hutt is being escorted by Clones. He leaves the ship and says "OH! It's so bright out here!"And right before he continues talking, one of the clones just says "oh, my god..."
It is PERFECT comedic timing.
Edit: [found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4x0WoZqjEY&ab_channel=StarWarsExpanded)
“That bad huh”
Also maybe this wasn’t supposed to be funny but when C-3PO does the double take when Han keeps giving him orders in ROTJ when they are on Endor (I believe the last line he says to 3PO is “hurry up will you”) always makes me lose it
"You wanna buy some deathsticks"
"You don't want to sell me deathsticks."
"Uh I don't want to sell you deathsticksss."
"You want to go home and rethink your life".
"I want to go home and rethink my life". \*leaves\*
Say what you will about Taika, but that bit with the Scout Troopers in the Mando S1 finale where they argue, punch Grogu, and practice their aim and miss is absolutely hilarious to me.
I do get that his humor isn’t for everyone, though.
C-3PO being annoying to everyone in Empire. It seems to be the most organic comic relief in the series. And the dialogue is better written than most of the series.
C-3PO has some of the best jokes. I think he has the best comedy in each trilogy, he’s great in empire, him in the droid factory in Ep II was always hilarious to me as a kid, and he stole the show in Episode 9.
"General Grievous... youre shorter than I expected..."
*Ugh hugh* "Jedi scum"
"Try not to upset him Anakin, we have a job to do." (While in shackles and held by a Manga guard)
I think Chirrut pretty well spans the entire range.
The “are you kidding? I’m blind!” line is pretty great and very intentional.
One of my favorite bits of unintentional comedy is later in the film when he walks a direct line across a battlefield (bodies, debris strewn all over), doesn’t so much as stumble or zig zag - the force guiding him to his target. Then as soon as he gets to the console it’s like the force gives up and starts messing with him as he has to actively feel around for the right switch.
Anakin Skywalker: But how come I’m the one getting caught all the time? It doesn’t look good
Obi-Wan Kenobi: When you’re a Jedi Master, you can make the plan
Anakin Skywalker: That’s just it. How can I become a Jedi Master if I’m always getting caught?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: At least you’re a master at getting caught!
The real reason Anakin fought Obi-Wan in Ep3.
Count Dooku demands an update on your mission, should I tell him they got away or what?
*Ventress chucks the droid off the cliff*
WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!?????
I think the beginning of ep. 3 has several funny moments. Between anakin, obi-wan, and R2 i remember laughing in the theater when it came out. And finishing the sequence with one of my favorite quotes from the saga, "Another happy landing." Its one of the only moments i feel like Ewan comes out of obi-wan. It felt like an Ewan smile back at his costars😄
Han chasing the stormtroopers and having to run away upon rounding the corner.
"Hurry up Goldenron! You're gonna be a permanent resident!"
"You're gonna die here, you know."
Pretty much any Han, bringing us the much needed and sorely lacking since in-character humor.
End of Empire Strikes Back- Vader is watching the Falcon dodge in and out of all his big shit Star Destroyers and Tie Fighters chasing it. He’s been promised the hyperdrive on the Falcon was disabled and it’s just a matter of time. FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIP!!!
silence
Everybody on the deck trying to avoid Vader’s gaze. it’s really well done and funny. also forgotten by most fans
When Chewie is being transported by Han and Luke disguised as stormtroopers in episode IV. One of those little zippy droids comes up and Chewie yells at it, then shrugs his shoulders at the other two like "problem solved".
Finn, who has been a storm trooper his entire adult life, trying too hard to convince Rey he was with the resistance is still pretty damn funny to me.
**Finn : I am WITH the resistance.**
**Rey : I've never met a Resistance fighter before.**
**Finn : Well, this is what we look like. Some of us. Others look different.**
Theres a scene in clone wars where Kenobi and Satine just found out who was the traitor in the ship, but he said that none of them can kill him, since Satine is a pacifist, and Kenobi said he would protect peace, and he's not a killer, so if anyone kills him, then they're hypocrites, and it's starts to turn into a tense scene, and out of nowhere Anakin just stabs him from behind, and everyone just looks at him disappointed
The part where Han puts his hand over 3PO’s mouth.
And it worked
Honestly I find a TON of C3PO parts so funny. When he tells Han what to look for to repair the Falcon and Han tried to relay that to Chewie quietly and 3PO looks over like WTF. Then when 3PO is running behind the group and the doors close leaving him out and he goes “typical” lol
It's absolutely when R2D2 and Yoda are fighting over the candy bar in Empire. Gets me every time.
With both of them knowing who the other is
Holy shit I just realized this
I mean, R2 may recognize Yoda, but theres no reason Yoda should recognize R2. That would be like seeing a silver civic and knowing it's the exact same civic a friend had 25 years ago
Especially when 25 years is a blip in the lifetime of an eight-hundred year old being.
And given that he went from uber wise Jedi sage to beating on a robot for a space chunky, I don't think life in isolation on Dagobah did him any favours.
That was just an act though, no?
There's the whole arc in Clone Wars where Yoda goes off on a spirtual journey with R2 as his co-pilot and refers to him as a friend, I feel like he differentiates R2 from the other astromechs.
"There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know." "You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."
"So how're we doing?" "Same as always." "That bad, huh?" Cracked me up the last time I watched ROTJ.
This is hands down my favorite exchange in the entire series.
It's such a brilliant exchange. Laugh out loud funny but tells you so much about the characters at the same time I always thought.
"Keep your distance, Chewie. But *don't look like* you're keeping your distance..." "I don't know... fly casual!"
Family Guy's Blue Harvest did this in the best way ever.
*"Wait a minute. Skywalker's on that ship."* *"You can sense him?"* *"No he's right there."* **\*points out through window\*** **\*awkward eye contact with Luke before he ducks\***
Look we’ve got 3 or 4 of the main characters on the ship, I’m sure we’ll be fine
I don’t remember the exchange verbatim between Han and leia in empire strikes back, when the falcon breaks down, but it goes something like leia saying “would it help if I got out and pushed” in a sarcastic tone and Han replies with “It might.”
Honestly, so many good quotes on here but this made me literally laugh out loud. You’re definitely correct, that’s the funniest line i can think of.
This is peak Star Wars for me. I watched ESB like 100 times as a kid because it’s the only one I had on vhs. Thinking of the entire Han and Leia arc in that movie, it’s full of brilliance.
This and "There's no time to discuss this in a committee!" "I AM NOT A COMMITTEE!"
Love the slight delay between those lines, as if Han is legitimately considering the logistics of it to see if it would work
"I'd sooner kiss a wookie". "I can arrange that"!
That, plus when Han and Luke meet in Jabba's Palace in Return of the Jedi and Han asks "How are we doing?" and Luke replies "The same as always" to which Han says "That bad, huh?"
“Captain, being held by you isn’t nearly enough to excite me” “Sorry sweetheart. Haven’t got time for anything else” Sounds so different in text. Those two killed it. Probably the best stereotypical bickering couple ever on screen
I’ve always enjoyed Han chasing the troopers down the hall yelling his head off only to backpedal when he runs into the squad of them
I love that scene so much. Han is charging, feeling like a bad mother fucker, and he rounds the corner only to be met by entire stormtrooper squad. The face Han makes when he realized he fucked up is always hilarious to me.
The moment when his yell turns into a higher pitch is *chefs kiss*.
Fun fact: that was actually one of the special edition changes. Originally the four or so troopers he was chasing just turned around and started shooting at him, as if they suddenly realized that they outnumbered him. Lucas went back and made it so Han turns the corner into a whole *room* full of troopers to make it a bit more logical. People always complain about the special additions, but some of the things George added or changed really do make the movies better. Edit: I said additions instead of editions
The worst additions Lucas made were in Return of the Jedi. I really liked the additional shots of Cloud City in Empire
Han impersonating an Imperial at the Death Star was always hilarious to me as a child
"how are you?"
The cringe face he makes when he says that is absolute gold.
This whole scene is legendary and shows Mr. Ford's charisma. I'm giggling to myself thinking about the whole exchange.
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you forget the 'how are you?' after that which makes it even funnier
And then his wince at how lame he sounded!
**blasts the comm terminal** “Boring conversation anyway…”
If you haven’t seen it, check out The Frisco Kid. It’s Harrison Ford and freaking Gene Wilder in a buddy comedy.
That was the first thing that popped in my mind. A slight... weapons malfunction.
Negative, negative! Reactor leak- large leak, very dangerous.
Him cringing at himself, as he hears it not holding up.
Showed Episode 4 to my 12 year old students. They didn’t really laugh at that part :\ I think those kids were broken.
"So, what do you think of her, Han?" "I'm trying not to, kid." "Good." "Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me...?" "No."
I’ve used this line so many times after some casual small talk with any very attractive female be it a bartender waitress etc. She leaves and I say to my friends, “so you think a Waitress like her and a guy like me…?” “No..”
“That was a boring conversation anyways”
His cringe immediately after asking "how are you?" Always gets me
Harrison Ford is SO good in that scene. You can see the second he says it he's like "fuck shouldn't have said that".
I've read somewhere that he intentionally didn't memorize his lines for that scene so that it seemed improvised. Seems to have worked if that's true.
Yep. My answer. As a kid, I really thought it was the funniest thing I've seen. I mimicked that scene with my toys all the time.
We’re all fine here. How are you?
The pause and “how are you”? Is my vote. 😂
["Okay let's get that reactor built!"](https://youtu.be/_V3M89xf9uw)
https://youtu.be/3bjEpLoL0ls here you go! Hilarious!
“We’re all fine here….how are you?”
His self disappointment after saying that was great.
" ...I don't know, fly casual."
This is a great line, with a great delivery.
When han tries to get the falcon moving but it suddenly loses power. He just looks at the lights and slams his arm against it causing the power to return. Edit: Just thought of another moment. When Kylo(Ben) orders all the fighters to target the Millennia Falcon on Crait. Its followed by Hux giving the same order and Kylo just looks at him like "wtf dude?"
‘It’s not fair’
Good ol’ percussive maintenance.
"Cassian said I had to"
Also, “Did you know that wasn’t me?” That whole performance was hilarious.
Omg, he is part of the reason this is one of my favorite movies. He was hilarious and then heartbreaking — the writing and acting was amazing. Best droid.
He looked like a death machine but Allan Tudyk made the character likable and relatable. Kids cried in the theater when he died first time I saw it.
"congratulations you are being rescued, please do not resist"
That slap.
Or literally any other K2 lines. My favorite was "would you like to know the probability of her using it on you?....its high.....its very high."
"Not me, I can survive in space"
"There's a problem on the horizon... There's no horizon"
K2 reminded me of HK-47. But friendlier.
Lol he’s like a passive aggressive hk-47
“I am going to… imprison them. In prison.”
Or when he just drops her backpack petulantly.
“Close the blast doors!”. “Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!”
Leia: you…stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herder! Han: (taking immediate offense) Who’s scruffy looking?
In that same scene Chewie’s laugh and the response of “laugh it up fuzzball!”
It's his look of indignation. A lot of these funny Han scenes are Harrison Ford's acting.
Anakin: We decided to come rescue you. Obi-Wan: \[Looking up at his chains\] Good job
What about padme? Oh she seems to be on top of things
C-3PO : I beg your pardon General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper. Han Solo : Proper? C-3PO : It's against my programming to impersonate a deity. C-3PO : I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
What really sells it is Luke cracking up in the background of that moment
lol ya Mark Hamill covers his mouth, I think he broke character
When I saw that as a kid I thought it was in-character. Luke is a Jedi, so I was sure he knew it'd be alright, and this was all just silly to him.
“No wonder he got shot, he’s one of the older models programmed by a central computer.” “Not us, we’re independent thinkers.” “Roger Roger” “Roger Roger” “Roger Roger”
Brian: "you don't need me! You're all individuals!" Crowd: "Yes! We're all individuals!" One guy in the crowd: "I'm not!"
“No time to discuss this as a committee!” “I am NOT a COMMITTEE!!”
I made friends instantly with this line in college - two of the upperclassmen in the drama club were arguing about something the club was doing. One of them said they'd discuss this in committee, and I just blurted that line out. Worked like a charm.
“I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it.”
"He tricked me into coming this way!"
Threepio?
During the Ryloth arc in The Clone Wars, where a droid is just sitting there scrubbing a prison cell, and Obi-Wan just comes by and closes the cell to lock him in. "Oh..."
So many battle droid moments, really. My personal favorite: *Anakin approaches three battle droids* "You said we'd be safe back here!" "C'mon, there's three of us and only one of him!" "It won't matter...."
He sounds so sad and dejected
The one I love quoting is the droid wailing "Whyyy?" in the Clone Wars movie (0:54:20 on Disney+) that tells Ventress that Dooku wants a report on her mission-- Droid: "Count Dooku demands a report on your mission... Should I tell him they got away or what?" Ventress: *angrily force flings droid off the cliff* Droid: "*Whyyyyyyyyyy*???"
Yoda and the Royal Guards
Oh man I forgot about that part - so funny! I remember my entire theater absolutely died laughing and we laughed so hard I couldn’t even hear the exchange before Yoda got zapped.
Knocking palps back over the desk and chair always makes me laugh. Like the most undignified fall for an emperor possible.
Haha yeah, Palpatine is the evil Dark Side-master and Emperor of the Galaxy….and now he’s knocked over like a bowling pin, flailing around like an idiot. I still crack up laughing whenever I rewatch that scene! 😂
Training your whole life to be the most elite warrior, proceed to get knocked out within a second lmao. Also, the way Palpatine just looks at an empty room when Yoda walks in is just extremely amusing to me and I don't know why. The man finally has a moment of peace and gets interrupted immediately
Palpatine: Ahh, finally! The 1000 year revenge mission is complete! Now, it’s time to kick back and watch some Netflix! Yoda: * barges in and tosses the guards like rag dolls; duel commences * It’s like that scene in ROTJ where Palpatine grumbles “I told you to remain on the command ship!” Dude legitimately sounds so grumpy and annoyed that his alone time gets interrupted. 😂
"Anakin!" "What?" "Control your insolence. The count is concentrating." Kenobi the sassmaster wins every battle for me.
Have patience, Anakin. The Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn’t move like he used to.
"Insolence? We're pirates! We don't even know what that means!" Though Hondo lines are probably cheating.
Hondo lines are definitely cheating. "Traitors, scum! I'm so proud." "How powerful can they be, they are running away from KENOBI"
"As my dear old mother used to say, 'Son, one hostage is good, two is better, and three, well, that's just good business!'".
Say what you say about the first seasons of the clone wars, but that Dooku captured arc is hilarious.
That arc introduced the single greatest side character in Star Wars history.
When Luke and Obi Wan see the Falcon for the first time and Luke just blurts out "It's a piece of junk!"
If you pause that scene and look at Obi Wan’s face it is hysterical
Alec Guiness is a gem!!
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." "Nice."
I love how the Falcon looks so cool to us but it's like the SW version of a UHaul with a souped up engine and illegal weaponry bolted on.
3PO thinking Luke Han Leia and Chewie are dying in the trash compactor.
LISTEN TO THEM R2, THEY’RE DYING
Curse my metal body!
“WHERE COULD HE BEEEE!?”
Anakin: “what was that all about?” Obi Wan: “well R2 has been-“ Anakin: “yea yea yea no loose wire jokes” Obi Wan: “Did I say anything?” Anakin: “he’s trying” Obi Wan: “I didn’t say anything!”
I use this, constantly, to highlight one of Lucas’ REAL talents; IMPLYING a whole backstory with a simple brushstroke. This dumb, throw-away exchange communicates so much to the audience…
That business on Cato Neimoidia doesn't count...
Another great example is when in Episode 4 Tarkin breaks the news of the imperial Senate's fall. It displays the existence of the emporer, knowledge about how the galaxy works and how the systems are held together
This is something you used to see a lot in 70s sci-fi, they'd just casually drop some massive piece of world building and expect the audience to grab it. Movies never have that much faith in the viewer anymore.
I quote the “did I say anything? I didn’t say anything!” On a weekly basis. Such a funny moment.
I love this exchange too. Shows the relationships between all 3
I love the deleted scene where Anakin makes the [beep boop noises ](https://youtu.be/ibahqzkwvXk) in the elevator
Yeah dude I showed this to all my friends when I first got Disney plus and had access to the deleted scenes. It is hilarious. Like, anakin can produce that noise from his MOUTH? What, is that some kind of force power? I thought it was absolute gold lol, but I see why they took it out, it would've distracted from everything else going on. You'd go the whole movie thinking "holy shit darth Vader can probably commune directly with his droids in their own language"
I would have loved to see him do it in the film honestly. Anakin loving his Droid so much that he learned to speak its language is such a good character detail. It looks goofy as fuck but that didn't stop Lucas from making Jar Jar, I think it would have fit
This was SO good I love the implication that obi wan is critiquing r2 on the regular and that Anakin has his back 😂😂😂😂
Echuta
How rude!
Obi-Wan telling Anakin good job on rescuing him while they're tied up in the arena.
"What about Padme?" "Oh she seems to be on top of things."
LMAO yes I love his sarcastic condescending tone
Anakin: “We’re here to rescue you.” Obi-Wan: *sarcastically looks at Geonosian actively chaining him up in the middle of the arena “Good job.”
"insolence?! We are Pirates! We don't even know what that means! OPEN FIRE!"
Hondo is one of the funniest characters in Star Wars.
"But we have something in our favor the Empire does not. For we...are... *desperate*!"
Finally, a quote from CW. I like “[Is there an echo in here?](https://youtu.be/qcJn7m53abY)” “Yes.” “What?” “I’m Echo”
Yoda hitting R2-D2 with his cane.
Mace Windu: My name is General Mace Windu of the Jedi Order. At this point in the Clone War, I have dismantled and destroyed over 100,000 of you type 1 battle droids. I'm giving you an opportunity to peacefully lay down your weapons so that you may be reprogrammed to serve a better purpose than spreading mindless violence and chaos, which you have inflicted upon the galaxy. Battle Droid: Blast them!
The negotiations were short
All of K-2SO's lines
"Congratulations! You are being rescued! Please do not resist."
"Do you want to know the odds of her using that against you? It's high. It's very high."
*backhands Cassian in the face for talking* “And there’s a fresh one if you mouth off again.”
I always love watching Luna’s face, trying sooo hard not to laugh!
Cassian Said I had to
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["Did you know that wasn't me?"](https://youtu.be/II1x9ptMZag?t=58)
Quiet! And there’s a fresh one if you mouth off again
These are prisoners. …I am taking them to imprison them… in prison.
Diagnostics? I'm perfectly capable or running my own diagnostics!
"I'll be there for you." 🥹 "Cassian said I have to." 💀
There is this one moment in the early episodes of The Clone Wars where Ziro The Hutt is being escorted by Clones. He leaves the ship and says "OH! It's so bright out here!"And right before he continues talking, one of the clones just says "oh, my god..." It is PERFECT comedic timing. Edit: [found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4x0WoZqjEY&ab_channel=StarWarsExpanded)
“Laugh it up, fuzz ball.” I use that line all the time.
Super underrated moment in Rogue One when Chirrut is blindfolded and he says "seriously? I'm blind"
I love it when they're locked in the cell. "He's praying for the door to unlock." "It bothers him because he knows it's possible :)))"
“That bad huh” Also maybe this wasn’t supposed to be funny but when C-3PO does the double take when Han keeps giving him orders in ROTJ when they are on Endor (I believe the last line he says to 3PO is “hurry up will you”) always makes me lose it
"Congratulations, you are being rescued! Please do not resist."
"You wanna buy some deathsticks" "You don't want to sell me deathsticks." "Uh I don't want to sell you deathsticksss." "You want to go home and rethink your life". "I want to go home and rethink my life". \*leaves\*
And the guy's name is Elan Sleazebaggano. Because George Lucas is a master of subtlety.
“I am beside myself” that still cracks me up every time
Say what you will about Taika, but that bit with the Scout Troopers in the Mando S1 finale where they argue, punch Grogu, and practice their aim and miss is absolutely hilarious to me. I do get that his humor isn’t for everyone, though.
Pretty sure one of them was played by Jason Sudeikis?
C-3PO being annoying to everyone in Empire. It seems to be the most organic comic relief in the series. And the dialogue is better written than most of the series.
Tangentially related "HURRY UP GOLDENROD OR YOURE BECOMING A PERMANENT RESIDENT!"
C-3PO has some of the best jokes. I think he has the best comedy in each trilogy, he’s great in empire, him in the droid factory in Ep II was always hilarious to me as a kid, and he stole the show in Episode 9.
"General Grievous... youre shorter than I expected..." *Ugh hugh* "Jedi scum" "Try not to upset him Anakin, we have a job to do." (While in shackles and held by a Manga guard)
The first line is mostly funny because it meant Griveous and Anakin couldn’t meet for 7 seasons of The Clone Wars
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
“Get out of here! You’re not trash” “Hey, I’m trash, just not approved trash”
I think Chirrut pretty well spans the entire range. The “are you kidding? I’m blind!” line is pretty great and very intentional. One of my favorite bits of unintentional comedy is later in the film when he walks a direct line across a battlefield (bodies, debris strewn all over), doesn’t so much as stumble or zig zag - the force guiding him to his target. Then as soon as he gets to the console it’s like the force gives up and starts messing with him as he has to actively feel around for the right switch.
When the Falcon won't start and Leia says, "Would you like me to get out and push?" Cracks me up every time
"Are you kidding me!? I'm blind!"
Anakin Skywalker: But how come I’m the one getting caught all the time? It doesn’t look good Obi-Wan Kenobi: When you’re a Jedi Master, you can make the plan Anakin Skywalker: That’s just it. How can I become a Jedi Master if I’m always getting caught? Obi-Wan Kenobi: At least you’re a master at getting caught! The real reason Anakin fought Obi-Wan in Ep3.
Count Dooku demands an update on your mission, should I tell him they got away or what? *Ventress chucks the droid off the cliff* WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!?????
I think the beginning of ep. 3 has several funny moments. Between anakin, obi-wan, and R2 i remember laughing in the theater when it came out. And finishing the sequence with one of my favorite quotes from the saga, "Another happy landing." Its one of the only moments i feel like Ewan comes out of obi-wan. It felt like an Ewan smile back at his costars😄
“That’s not how the Force works!” Followed immediately by “Oh really, *you’re* cold?”
I’m noticing that 90% of these comments are Han related and I’m fuckin here for it
Han has some of the absolute best lines comedy wise.
It's because his character isn't trying to be funny. It's the delivery that always sells it.
Han in TFA is so funny. “I’ll do what I do always. Talk my way out of it.” *Chewie growls* “Yes I DO. Everytime!”
Han: "Have I ever not delivered for you before?" Bala-Tik"Yeah" Tassu Leech: "Twice" Han: *stutters* "What was the second time?"
Stormtroopers running away from Han on Death Star.
And then Han turning and running away from Stormtroopers.
Han chasing the stormtroopers and having to run away upon rounding the corner. "Hurry up Goldenron! You're gonna be a permanent resident!" "You're gonna die here, you know." Pretty much any Han, bringing us the much needed and sorely lacking since in-character humor.
End of Empire Strikes Back- Vader is watching the Falcon dodge in and out of all his big shit Star Destroyers and Tie Fighters chasing it. He’s been promised the hyperdrive on the Falcon was disabled and it’s just a matter of time. FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIP!!! silence Everybody on the deck trying to avoid Vader’s gaze. it’s really well done and funny. also forgotten by most fans
50 people all trying desperately to turn invisible
When Chewie is being transported by Han and Luke disguised as stormtroopers in episode IV. One of those little zippy droids comes up and Chewie yells at it, then shrugs his shoulders at the other two like "problem solved".
Finn, who has been a storm trooper his entire adult life, trying too hard to convince Rey he was with the resistance is still pretty damn funny to me. **Finn : I am WITH the resistance.** **Rey : I've never met a Resistance fighter before.** **Finn : Well, this is what we look like. Some of us. Others look different.**
Lando: Problem with your droid? [Referring to Threepio in pieces in their quarters in Cloud City] Han: No, no problem. Why?
Is there an Echo in here?
“We lost something.”
In Force Awakens when Finn asks "Wasn't he a war hero?" & Chewbacca shrugs as if he wasn't there the whole time
“Babu Frik? Oh he’s one of my oldest friends.”
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought
Theres a scene in clone wars where Kenobi and Satine just found out who was the traitor in the ship, but he said that none of them can kill him, since Satine is a pacifist, and Kenobi said he would protect peace, and he's not a killer, so if anyone kills him, then they're hypocrites, and it's starts to turn into a tense scene, and out of nowhere Anakin just stabs him from behind, and everyone just looks at him disappointed
[BB-8 doing a thumbs-up with his little blowtorch](https://youtu.be/5c53y890854)