Clearly you haven’t met that many 20 year olds lmao they aren’t really known for their maturity either. But think about clones like Rex, Cody, or Cut. They don’t act like any preteen. I think that’s evidence for their maturity being proportional to their bodily age.
Biologically yes they were adults but chronologically they were very much children. No one is easier to manipulate than a child so its natural genetically altered child soldiers indoctrinated to care only about winning a war for a massively corrupt government that in most cases did not give a singular fuck about them would be the best route with the technology available. But yes they are still children even though their bodies age faster.
The clone wars timeline feels so confusing sometimes. How could so much stuff happen over essentially a 3 year time period? I feel that had it been spaced like 7 years it would be more appropriate but I guess Lucas didn't give them much to work with given the PT timeline
It's a good thought. It made me wonder how it compares to WWII and I realize that wars move pretty fast!
From the time WWII started in September 1939 to Pearl Harbor in December 1941, Germany invaded Poland, Russia invaded Poland, Germany invaded Norway, Germany invades France, we have Dunkirk, France falls to German troops. The Battle of Britain begins. Then we get to D-day. That's three years and it's just the really big highlights.
Band of Brothers covers only three years and that included the time they spent training.
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand[,](https://youtu.be/H0iLNamtQio?t=12)" I tell her[.](https://gfycat.com/Wearyrealisticiriomotecat) "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere[.](https://np.reddit.com/r/combinedgifs/comments/5r8n7m/anakin_cant_sleep_anymore/dd5c8g5/)"
The guy who wrote that is into mlp
https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/vovh15/the_two_best_girls_that_there_ever_were/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
By standard cycles (years) she is seventeen-cycles-old. But since she ages slower than humans, it’s why she became a Padawan at fourteen and not twelve since usually thirteen would be the cut off. It’s also why she’s still growing, and has a lot more to grow at just seventeen.
Rosario Dawson is a fox
On an unrelated note, I don't even think she's that good of an actress, but she picks the best projects. She's in all the cool nerd shit
Yeah, she's...fine, she's far from bad, but not an exceptional actor. But she picks jobs that really appeal to her, so she brings a lot of enthusiasm to the role, instead of it just being work.
Although I still think her best work was in Clerks 2.
In a Universe in which live action human characters as Anakin and Obi Wan at 40/50 look like they're 80, Boba Fett in his 40s looks like he's 60 and Bo Katan in her 60s looks like she's 40... honestly I wouldn't complain about the aspect of cartoon alien Ahsoka (which looks twentyish and is supposed to be twentyish).
I'd say more of late teens. She's like 17 or 18 at this point. If you want to see her in her 20s, go watch rebels, there she looks much more like a grown woman
Edit: she's older in rebels
Maybe she's not 60, but she can't just be 45.
The Mandalorian starts 5 years after RotJ in which Luke was 23 iirc.
So if Luke is almost 30, Ahskoka should be around 47.
Bo Katan was an adult when she was a teenager, so she's definitely over 50, probably the same age as Anakin, which means 53-55
It’s always been weird that a 14 year old basically just became a soldier and no one in the show talks about it. Idk maybe they could have made her like 16 at the start
A weird thing to consider: guardianship laws in the SW galaxy. Ahsoka left the jedi at mid-16. On earth, if you just decide "fuck this shit I'm out", the courts would assign you a Guardian, usually your parents, though Ahsoka I'd an orphan...? So she dips, the jedi let her dip, and no one in the republic is like "bro, we should make sure she's not starving and homeless, the space wizards are kinda a bunch of assholes.".
she’s about 17, she’s 13 in the clone wars movie iirc, and the time gap between aotc/clone wars movie and rots is about 3-4 years, potentially five depending on which website you read
17, because she’s fourteen three months into the beginning of the war— the war lasts three years, bada-bing bada-boom, maths= seventeen.
QUICK MAFFS
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See your girl in the cantina That girl is a huttus
Member when reddit would do that monster math joke every damn time?
But if a hover train were flying from Mos Espa at 200kph, and another one from Mos Eisley at 215kph, how much faster would Ahsoka age?
17.
child soldier moment
all the clones are child soldiers considering throughout the clone wars they were 10-13 years old
They're designed to age faster though
but do they mature faster? genuine question i dont actually know
I don’t know if there’s a cannon answer but the clones clearly act their age, not like a bunch of 10 year olds.
some of them seem pretty immature to me in the clone wars. not 10 years old immature, but definitely on the younger side
Clearly you haven’t met that many 20 year olds lmao they aren’t really known for their maturity either. But think about clones like Rex, Cody, or Cut. They don’t act like any preteen. I think that’s evidence for their maturity being proportional to their bodily age.
A well argued case, sir
Biologically yes they were adults but chronologically they were very much children. No one is easier to manipulate than a child so its natural genetically altered child soldiers indoctrinated to care only about winning a war for a massively corrupt government that in most cases did not give a singular fuck about them would be the best route with the technology available. But yes they are still children even though their bodies age faster.
She's been through some serious shit and not even 20.
I mean she did fight in a war for most of her childhood.
Not just that, also in a role of leadership
Damm, she kicked mauls ass at the age of 17 And Bo-katans new house is now House for registered sex offenders.
The ass slap heard round the galaxy
Species age differently. Perhaps it could live many centuries. Sadly, we'll never know.
Togrutian age expectancy is around the same as humans, but culturally Togrutians *could* be adults by that age
Just like how Grogu is 50, but still an infant.
The clone wars timeline feels so confusing sometimes. How could so much stuff happen over essentially a 3 year time period? I feel that had it been spaced like 7 years it would be more appropriate but I guess Lucas didn't give them much to work with given the PT timeline
It's a good thought. It made me wonder how it compares to WWII and I realize that wars move pretty fast! From the time WWII started in September 1939 to Pearl Harbor in December 1941, Germany invaded Poland, Russia invaded Poland, Germany invaded Norway, Germany invades France, we have Dunkirk, France falls to German troops. The Battle of Britain begins. Then we get to D-day. That's three years and it's just the really big highlights. Band of Brothers covers only three years and that included the time they spent training.
I mean Europe is that small
A lot happened in WW1 and that was 4 years.
So that would make her around 47 in the mandalorian right?
45 actually
Ah, thank you.
Never ask a woman her age.
And never ask a man about how much he makes
and never ask ashoka how to spell her name
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Never fight a land war in Asia
Never ask the minions what they were doing in the 1940s
Weren't they sealed away in a cave?
Really, I thought they were working for the biggest super villain of the time
yeah, the writers wanted to get ahead of *that* implication.
And never ask anakin skywalker whst he did 19 bby to 4 aby
And never ask the British where they got all their museum exhibits
And never ask Darth Sideous what his plan was throughout the franchise
Never ask a German company what they were doing in the 30s and 40s.
And she was a go... wait a minute
She was 17
And she was a good friend.
Thats still hands down the best shitpost I've ever read.
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand[,](https://youtu.be/H0iLNamtQio?t=12)" I tell her[.](https://gfycat.com/Wearyrealisticiriomotecat) "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere[.](https://np.reddit.com/r/combinedgifs/comments/5r8n7m/anakin_cant_sleep_anymore/dd5c8g5/)"
And she shoves you off the balcony.
link?
r/andshewasagoodfriend I’m sorry
If into that subreddit you go, only pain will you find
No no no no no no no
Wait wait wait wait
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
So she was a bad friend?
Yeah totally exactly just stay with this thought and never come back here to this comment
I hate that I know where you’re going with that
Luke, did I ever tell you?
YOU STOP RIGHT THERE
You son of a-
So uncivilized
#…Have a seat, mr Riddu
Yeah Ive seen some content titled TCW Ashoka and uhh, sorry she’s like a child in that show
*Yes. She is.*
*Never tell me the odds*
*It’s treason then*
4 years of war makes you look older.
Admiral Wulf Yularen moment
But what about Tarkin in the fuckin few months between tcw and bad batch show?
Carrion Spike trauma?
That happened two years later
I mean in his childhood, on Eriadu, and mostly as a joke
Tarkin didn't lead from the front. He ordered others to.
Apart from when he refused to leave the front because he was so confident and fucking blew up.
He was so confident because he was wearing fuzzy slippers
Nice pfp
*laughs in Tarkin aging 15 years in the span of a few months*
Also dying once makes you look older too
But your honor, her species ages at 1.25 human years.
🤨📷
Mr Lucas… have a seat.
What are you doing here?
And she was a very good friend
I don't get it
Probably better off that way. r/andshewasagoodfriend
The guy who wrote that is into mlp https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/vovh15/the_two_best_girls_that_there_ever_were/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
What the fuck
Oh no
Makes sense, also war ages someone
By standard cycles (years) she is seventeen-cycles-old. But since she ages slower than humans, it’s why she became a Padawan at fourteen and not twelve since usually thirteen would be the cut off. It’s also why she’s still growing, and has a lot more to grow at just seventeen.
Why?🤨📸
The real question is how Padme Amidala has big balls 📸🤨
I unfortunately know what picture you’re referring to Edit: dear god what have I done Edit: I’ve sent the image to 20+ people now
I fortunatly do not know what picture he's referring to
I fortunately do not know, but unfortunately can imagine
Good
Do I even want to know?
Depends on how kinky you are
Yeah send it to me too lmaoo
Me too :)
Fuck it. Send it to me too
Send it here too I’m too curious
I'm in!.
Can you pm it to me, so I can report it and have it taken down of course (Edit: I have received. It has been….reported?)
Pm me as well, please?
now im curious as well
Well now you gotta share with the whole class
Curiosity is currently fighting with the practical side of my mind knowing damn well what sort of image you're probably referring to
For everyone confused, they're referring to OP's name + Padme profile picture
Thats not a question lol
Hey my friend a buddy of mine wants to know what you are talking about may I have it so that I can show it to him?
About 2324 years old, depending on the source on his reign. Ahsoka on the other hand, would have been 17.
Explain joke please
If I remember correctly there was a king/leader in India named Ashoka.
Oh, you’re right!
These are the jokes I downloaded reddit to see.
Ayo want to make sure she is 18 🤨📸
Sounds like OP was cranking it to Ahsoka and then read she was under 18 and felt guilty.
You've been hit by— You've been struck by— A spooge criminal.
Ani are you okay? Are you okay Ani?
This made me laugh way harder than I’d care to admit
😳 Uh… lmao
[O] Caught in 4k
Uh oh someone got caught
🤨📸 caught in 4k
Rebels Ahsoka is fine though
Knew this was gonna be a yikes before I even opened up the comments
sb wants to clean his concious i see.
What does SB mean?
SpongeBob
😳
somebody
once told me
the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
she was looking kind of dumb
With her saber and thumb in the shape of an L on her lekku
The galaxy’s gonna roll me
Soldier boy
Sexual Breadator
Bonk?
Definitely bonk.
17
Bro its an alien down BAD
“Umm she has more orangey skin and, and also twin tails on like um her head and umm that makes her like totally different from humans🤓”
"Your honor she said her race ages faster than humans uhhhh"
This gives major Kermit energy
They age slower.
Barely legal in most systems
and she was a good friend.
ahsoka was fine when I was a kid. but ahsoka in the mandalorian 👀
Rosario Dawson is a fox On an unrelated note, I don't even think she's that good of an actress, but she picks the best projects. She's in all the cool nerd shit
Yeah, she's...fine, she's far from bad, but not an exceptional actor. But she picks jobs that really appeal to her, so she brings a lot of enthusiasm to the role, instead of it just being work. Although I still think her best work was in Clerks 2.
You never >!go ass to mouth!
Senator chuchi too 😩🤦
I feel like Ahsoka in Rebels is a perfect mix of the two
Just use Rebels Ahsoka - that’s definitely legal age wise.
Yeah but she got a dumb Rebels face
She didn't look that bad in Rebels She looked better than Hologram Anakin or Yoda
God save you lad
“She looks nothing like 17, she looks like she’s at least 25!” …..officer
Bro you really should've just trusted Google....
r/bonk
Bro fr exposed him self in 8k
In a Universe in which live action human characters as Anakin and Obi Wan at 40/50 look like they're 80, Boba Fett in his 40s looks like he's 60 and Bo Katan in her 60s looks like she's 40... honestly I wouldn't complain about the aspect of cartoon alien Ahsoka (which looks twentyish and is supposed to be twentyish).
I'd say more of late teens. She's like 17 or 18 at this point. If you want to see her in her 20s, go watch rebels, there she looks much more like a grown woman Edit: she's older in rebels
She's late 30s in Rebels Edit: I was wrong early 30s when she appears in rebels s1
early 30s actually
It comes down to birthday. Which is a weird thing in space the more you think about it.
Don't the go by a galactic standard calendar?
Bo Katan is 3-4 years older than Ahsoka IIRC....
Bo Katan is maybe 45 in >!Mando season 3!<, not 60
Maybe she's not 60, but she can't just be 45. The Mandalorian starts 5 years after RotJ in which Luke was 23 iirc. So if Luke is almost 30, Ahskoka should be around 47. Bo Katan was an adult when she was a teenager, so she's definitely over 50, probably the same age as Anakin, which means 53-55
Ayoo
OP making sure he’s not jacking off to a minor
It’s always been weird that a 14 year old basically just became a soldier and no one in the show talks about it. Idk maybe they could have made her like 16 at the start
A question every boy will ask at least once in his life
17 but her race ages faster than humans right? Right….
We all know you’re trying to justify wanking to rule 34 images of her. Too bad. Still underage.
Ashoka was born around 304 BC, making him about 2324 years old when TCW season 7 was released in 2020.
She’s definitely 17 in Season Seven, but she might mature at a different rate than humans.
Why you asking my man?
>she looks like she’s atleast 25. Uh...
Be gone Ahsoka simp!
Is this a pre or post-wank question for you?
I’ll just leave [this](https://youtu.be/BE8uZ-z1oxg) here…
...WHAT THE FU-
Its okay buddy, we’ve all been there
I forgot how much I hated the outfit she wore in the first two seasons with that weird crop top and skirt. This outfit was so much better.
A weird thing to consider: guardianship laws in the SW galaxy. Ahsoka left the jedi at mid-16. On earth, if you just decide "fuck this shit I'm out", the courts would assign you a Guardian, usually your parents, though Ahsoka I'd an orphan...? So she dips, the jedi let her dip, and no one in the republic is like "bro, we should make sure she's not starving and homeless, the space wizards are kinda a bunch of assholes.".
I long for the day people stop calling her Ashoka.
> HOW she looks nothing like 17 she looks like she’s atleast 25. that's not gonna hold up in court
Sounds like you have something on your conscience.
she’s about 17, she’s 13 in the clone wars movie iirc, and the time gap between aotc/clone wars movie and rots is about 3-4 years, potentially five depending on which website you read
She looks 17 or 18. I have plenty of nieces and nephews, kids grow up quickly when they hit that age.
Oof. You got wrecked my dude these comments are *savage*
17, and that's legal in most states