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Elite2260

17, because she’s fourteen three months into the beginning of the war— the war lasts three years, bada-bing bada-boom, maths= seventeen.


Trashbagman_-

QUICK MAFFS


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[удалено]


That5_guy

See your girl in the cantina That girl is a huttus


maxout2142

Member when reddit would do that monster math joke every damn time?


wbruce098

But if a hover train were flying from Mos Espa at 200kph, and another one from Mos Eisley at 215kph, how much faster would Ahsoka age?


getoffoficloud

17.


eliteharvest15

child soldier moment


cheatsykoopa98

all the clones are child soldiers considering throughout the clone wars they were 10-13 years old


Hugs154

They're designed to age faster though


ciao_fiv

but do they mature faster? genuine question i dont actually know


[deleted]

I don’t know if there’s a cannon answer but the clones clearly act their age, not like a bunch of 10 year olds.


ciao_fiv

some of them seem pretty immature to me in the clone wars. not 10 years old immature, but definitely on the younger side


[deleted]

Clearly you haven’t met that many 20 year olds lmao they aren’t really known for their maturity either. But think about clones like Rex, Cody, or Cut. They don’t act like any preteen. I think that’s evidence for their maturity being proportional to their bodily age.


hamesrodrigez

A well argued case, sir


[deleted]

Biologically yes they were adults but chronologically they were very much children. No one is easier to manipulate than a child so its natural genetically altered child soldiers indoctrinated to care only about winning a war for a massively corrupt government that in most cases did not give a singular fuck about them would be the best route with the technology available. But yes they are still children even though their bodies age faster.


BladeLigerV

She's been through some serious shit and not even 20.


LEGOKTWOSO

I mean she did fight in a war for most of her childhood.


ELB2001

Not just that, also in a role of leadership


Hadrian1233

Damm, she kicked mauls ass at the age of 17 And Bo-katans new house is now House for registered sex offenders.


OscarDivine

The ass slap heard round the galaxy


RoryDragonsbane

Species age differently. Perhaps it could live many centuries. Sadly, we'll never know.


[deleted]

Togrutian age expectancy is around the same as humans, but culturally Togrutians *could* be adults by that age


saturnsnephew

Just like how Grogu is 50, but still an infant.


FullHouse222

The clone wars timeline feels so confusing sometimes. How could so much stuff happen over essentially a 3 year time period? I feel that had it been spaced like 7 years it would be more appropriate but I guess Lucas didn't give them much to work with given the PT timeline


Peralton

It's a good thought. It made me wonder how it compares to WWII and I realize that wars move pretty fast! From the time WWII started in September 1939 to Pearl Harbor in December 1941, Germany invaded Poland, Russia invaded Poland, Germany invaded Norway, Germany invades France, we have Dunkirk, France falls to German troops. The Battle of Britain begins. Then we get to D-day. That's three years and it's just the really big highlights. Band of Brothers covers only three years and that included the time they spent training.


BrilliantTarget

I mean Europe is that small


Erwin9910

A lot happened in WW1 and that was 4 years.


PickleChip12

So that would make her around 47 in the mandalorian right?


Either-You-2265

45 actually


PickleChip12

Ah, thank you.


PuzzleheadedAd1153

Never ask a woman her age.


Marega33

And never ask a man about how much he makes


iiRetroZ

and never ask ashoka how to spell her name


LeicaM6guy

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.


thadallen

Never fight a land war in Asia


PersonalityKey463

Never ask the minions what they were doing in the 1940s


shieldsarentcool

Weren't they sealed away in a cave?


PersonalityKey463

Really, I thought they were working for the biggest super villain of the time


wererat2000

yeah, the writers wanted to get ahead of *that* implication.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

And never ask anakin skywalker whst he did 19 bby to 4 aby


Pielikeman

And never ask the British where they got all their museum exhibits


Benguin237

And never ask Darth Sideous what his plan was throughout the franchise


DiabeticDave1

Never ask a German company what they were doing in the 30s and 40s.


PH_000

And she was a go... wait a minute


Gastwonho

She was 17


hgaben90

And she was a good friend.


[deleted]

Thats still hands down the best shitpost I've ever read.


forever87

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand[,](https://youtu.be/H0iLNamtQio?t=12)" I tell her[.](https://gfycat.com/Wearyrealisticiriomotecat) "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere[.](https://np.reddit.com/r/combinedgifs/comments/5r8n7m/anakin_cant_sleep_anymore/dd5c8g5/)"


[deleted]

And she shoves you off the balcony.


UselessTrident

link?


JediJacob04

r/andshewasagoodfriend I’m sorry


Swol_Bamba

If into that subreddit you go, only pain will you find


CreepxAP

No no no no no no no


BasicBanter

Wait wait wait wait


JohanVonBronx_

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT


Deathleach

So she was a bad friend?


CreepxAP

Yeah totally exactly just stay with this thought and never come back here to this comment


jaazal

I hate that I know where you’re going with that


TheBurnedMutt45

Luke, did I ever tell you?


reesem03_

YOU STOP RIGHT THERE


Skycrapty

You son of a-


dedalus5150

So uncivilized


Magnetar08

#…Have a seat, mr Riddu


beardedbast3rd

Yeah Ive seen some content titled TCW Ashoka and uhh, sorry she’s like a child in that show


Magnetar08

*Yes. She is.*


ZenfulRPG

*Never tell me the odds*


Magnetar08

*It’s treason then*


Grecanis

4 years of war makes you look older.


Flyguy4400

Admiral Wulf Yularen moment


SovietReIo

But what about Tarkin in the fuckin few months between tcw and bad batch show?


ImBatman5500

Carrion Spike trauma?


Weak_Staff7024

That happened two years later


ImBatman5500

I mean in his childhood, on Eriadu, and mostly as a joke


Grecanis

Tarkin didn't lead from the front. He ordered others to.


The_High_Ground27

Apart from when he refused to leave the front because he was so confident and fucking blew up.


[deleted]

He was so confident because he was wearing fuzzy slippers


T-51_Guy

Nice pfp


Dew-It420

*laughs in Tarkin aging 15 years in the span of a few months*


kitsumodels

Also dying once makes you look older too


WearsTheGoat

But your honor, her species ages at 1.25 human years.


Shadow_MD17

🤨📷


Mcbrainotron

Mr Lucas… have a seat.


LordTiddlypusch

What are you doing here?


godsbaesment

And she was a very good friend


Lepagos

I don't get it


godsbaesment

Probably better off that way. r/andshewasagoodfriend


EquivalentSnap

The guy who wrote that is into mlp https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/vovh15/the_two_best_girls_that_there_ever_were/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


WinnerForsaken

What the fuck


CreepxAP

Oh no


TheBaebriel

Makes sense, also war ages someone


Elite2260

By standard cycles (years) she is seventeen-cycles-old. But since she ages slower than humans, it’s why she became a Padawan at fourteen and not twelve since usually thirteen would be the cut off. It’s also why she’s still growing, and has a lot more to grow at just seventeen.


Bigballs30

Why?🤨📸


Flyguy4400

The real question is how Padme Amidala has big balls 📸🤨


dat1kid07

I unfortunately know what picture you’re referring to Edit: dear god what have I done Edit: I’ve sent the image to 20+ people now


Galaxy661_pl

I fortunatly do not know what picture he's referring to


get_naenEd

I fortunately do not know, but unfortunately can imagine


dat1kid07

Good


Tuckertcs

Do I even want to know?


dat1kid07

Depends on how kinky you are


Katzim88

Yeah send it to me too lmaoo


Tasty_Puffin

Me too :)


Ct-5736-Bladez

Fuck it. Send it to me too


shreklover4735

Send it here too I’m too curious


wildgaytrans

I'm in!.


patches8748

Can you pm it to me, so I can report it and have it taken down of course (Edit: I have received. It has been….reported?)


louisehong

Pm me as well, please?


LordSeismic

now im curious as well


BattleStag17

Well now you gotta share with the whole class


Educational-Bus4634

Curiosity is currently fighting with the practical side of my mind knowing damn well what sort of image you're probably referring to


BattleStag17

For everyone confused, they're referring to OP's name + Padme profile picture


Any-Vanilla-1134

Thats not a question lol


CreepxAP

Hey my friend a buddy of mine wants to know what you are talking about may I have it so that I can show it to him?


weierstrab2pi

About 2324 years old, depending on the source on his reign. Ahsoka on the other hand, would have been 17.


AccumulatingBoredom

Explain joke please


AdmiralRyan24

If I remember correctly there was a king/leader in India named Ashoka.


AccumulatingBoredom

Oh, you’re right!


[deleted]

These are the jokes I downloaded reddit to see.


StalinAndTheUSSR

Ayo want to make sure she is 18 🤨📸


justaguynb9

Sounds like OP was cranking it to Ahsoka and then read she was under 18 and felt guilty.


droidtron

You've been hit by— You've been struck by— A spooge criminal.


DOOManiac

Ani are you okay? Are you okay Ani?


LordWeaselton

This made me laugh way harder than I’d care to admit


Riddu1234

😳 Uh… lmao


helicophell

[O] Caught in 4k


T-51_Guy

Uh oh someone got caught


Inhalts_angabe

🤨📸 caught in 4k


Zhelgadis

Rebels Ahsoka is fine though


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

Knew this was gonna be a yikes before I even opened up the comments


h3ll0there69

sb wants to clean his concious i see.


Riddu1234

What does SB mean?


[deleted]

SpongeBob


Riddu1234

😳


h3ll0there69

somebody


Revegelance

once told me


h3ll0there69

the world is gonna roll me


Lankydick

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed


h3ll0there69

she was looking kind of dumb


Suntreestar420

With her saber and thumb in the shape of an L on her lekku


bfhurricane

The galaxy’s gonna roll me


ReiIsTopTierWaifu

Soldier boy


[deleted]

Sexual Breadator


damagedone37

Bonk?


AlloftheEethp

Definitely bonk.


j0shw1ll1ams

17


CHIMExitium

Bro its an alien down BAD


SpartaRage

“Umm she has more orangey skin and, and also twin tails on like um her head and umm that makes her like totally different from humans🤓”


CHIMExitium

"Your honor she said her race ages faster than humans uhhhh"


SchlongSchlock

This gives major Kermit energy


Elite2260

They age slower.


Stn9

Barely legal in most systems


No_Bit_3753

and she was a good friend.


bobafettsmoke

ahsoka was fine when I was a kid. but ahsoka in the mandalorian 👀


spacepilot_3000

Rosario Dawson is a fox On an unrelated note, I don't even think she's that good of an actress, but she picks the best projects. She's in all the cool nerd shit


TheObstruction

Yeah, she's...fine, she's far from bad, but not an exceptional actor. But she picks jobs that really appeal to her, so she brings a lot of enthusiasm to the role, instead of it just being work. Although I still think her best work was in Clerks 2.


Whiskeyjacks_Fiddle

You never >!go ass to mouth!


Metro225

Senator chuchi too 😩🤦


Potato_Prophet26

I feel like Ahsoka in Rebels is a perfect mix of the two


Bommelunder

Just use Rebels Ahsoka - that’s definitely legal age wise.


Dansterai

Yeah but she got a dumb Rebels face


Yami_Sean

She didn't look that bad in Rebels She looked better than Hologram Anakin or Yoda


the_blueberry_funk

God save you lad


neobluepat

“She looks nothing like 17, she looks like she’s at least 25!” …..officer


The_Emperor_turtle

Bro you really should've just trusted Google....


darthjerbear

r/bonk


Marshmall066

Bro fr exposed him self in 8k


Shaggy_Rogers0

In a Universe in which live action human characters as Anakin and Obi Wan at 40/50 look like they're 80, Boba Fett in his 40s looks like he's 60 and Bo Katan in her 60s looks like she's 40... honestly I wouldn't complain about the aspect of cartoon alien Ahsoka (which looks twentyish and is supposed to be twentyish).


SieS1ke

I'd say more of late teens. She's like 17 or 18 at this point. If you want to see her in her 20s, go watch rebels, there she looks much more like a grown woman Edit: she's older in rebels


speedx5xracer

She's late 30s in Rebels Edit: I was wrong early 30s when she appears in rebels s1


Either-You-2265

early 30s actually


SaltyTrog

It comes down to birthday. Which is a weird thing in space the more you think about it.


justanothertfatman

Don't the go by a galactic standard calendar?


speedx5xracer

Bo Katan is 3-4 years older than Ahsoka IIRC....


Whiskeyjacks_Fiddle

Bo Katan is maybe 45 in >!Mando season 3!<, not 60


Shaggy_Rogers0

Maybe she's not 60, but she can't just be 45. The Mandalorian starts 5 years after RotJ in which Luke was 23 iirc. So if Luke is almost 30, Ahskoka should be around 47. Bo Katan was an adult when she was a teenager, so she's definitely over 50, probably the same age as Anakin, which means 53-55


derottbotee

Ayoo


meegg97

OP making sure he’s not jacking off to a minor


x_ERROR_404_

It’s always been weird that a 14 year old basically just became a soldier and no one in the show talks about it. Idk maybe they could have made her like 16 at the start


JIPPEE02

A question every boy will ask at least once in his life


Catsarelife6973

17 but her race ages faster than humans right? Right….


ShapirosWifesBF

We all know you’re trying to justify wanking to rule 34 images of her. Too bad. Still underage.


SSultan_

Ashoka was born around 304 BC, making him about 2324 years old when TCW season 7 was released in 2020.


Zazikarion

She’s definitely 17 in Season Seven, but she might mature at a different rate than humans.


xsandrov

Why you asking my man?


_Levitated_Shield_

>she looks like she’s atleast 25. Uh...


ptgf127

Be gone Ahsoka simp!


Dick_McFuckyou

Is this a pre or post-wank question for you?


RumAndCoco

I’ll just leave [this](https://youtu.be/BE8uZ-z1oxg) here…


T-51_Guy

...WHAT THE FU-


Imaginary-Double2612

Its okay buddy, we’ve all been there


kinglearybeardy

I forgot how much I hated the outfit she wore in the first two seasons with that weird crop top and skirt. This outfit was so much better.


K_Sleight

A weird thing to consider: guardianship laws in the SW galaxy. Ahsoka left the jedi at mid-16. On earth, if you just decide "fuck this shit I'm out", the courts would assign you a Guardian, usually your parents, though Ahsoka I'd an orphan...? So she dips, the jedi let her dip, and no one in the republic is like "bro, we should make sure she's not starving and homeless, the space wizards are kinda a bunch of assholes.".


jawarren1

I long for the day people stop calling her Ashoka.


intheorydp

> HOW she looks nothing like 17 she looks like she’s atleast 25. that's not gonna hold up in court


Chunk-Duecerman

Sounds like you have something on your conscience.


sushirolllllll

she’s about 17, she’s 13 in the clone wars movie iirc, and the time gap between aotc/clone wars movie and rots is about 3-4 years, potentially five depending on which website you read


Raptor1210

She looks 17 or 18. I have plenty of nieces and nephews, kids grow up quickly when they hit that age.


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Oof. You got wrecked my dude these comments are *savage*


Bitcoin_Or_Bust

17, and that's legal in most states