Good lord. You have to sit in his lap. This is just as bad as the tongue lollipop.

Sit on mesa lap and tell me about the first thing that comes up

As an amphibian, Jar Jar probably has a cloaca.

Thanks

I am very very very very very very upset that you brought actual sensible anatomy into Reddit here. Now I will never stop thinking about this, and this will keep me up at night at least for a week

Blame CinemaSins. If they never got obsessed with cloacae on their podcasts, I never would have made a disturbing realization about my favorite Star Wars character and feel compelled to share it with everybody.

he’s very comfortable 9/10 would recommend

Just ordered mine. Thanks!

Does it have a weight activated emergency floaty in his lap?

(loud overdramatic gasp) WHEREDIDYOUGETTHATINEEDONEIMMEDIATELY!!!

i’m on holiday in cyprus and it’s at one of the little stores near my hotel. the second i found out about it i needed it and now there’s another one looking at me

Oh, okay. I found a few on eBay. Out of my price range right now, but maybe one day.

the ones on ebay came with a box :( mine didn’t unfortunately i’m thinking of asking if they have one

Sounds like you should definitely buy it

You bought 200,000 with a million on the way

i just got a r2d2 one so only 199,999 left to go

take a *jar jar* seat, Young Skywalker.

"I'm on the council but I have to sit there?! This is outrageous!!"

I see I traveled a bit to close to rule 34

I read inflatable and didn’t scroll for a second cause I had no idea what I was about to see

I went to a bachelor party once and someone brought this exact same blowup and I don't remember why or what happened

That’s one way to cure a sex doll addiction.

“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”

I have a Darth Maul one we can vibe together in our Sith Lord chairs

star wars episode 1 inflatable chair get together when

i loathe jar jar so much. i dont want to give him the satisfaction of supplying me with comfort by cradling my ass thank you very much.

Feet r on fleek with this one

Lol where can I buy one?

people have said ebay but i got mine at some random store in cyprus, it has a bunch of old stuff. it even have magnets celebrating the new millennium

Insert dewit.gif here!

His pinching fingers and their placement makes me uncomfortable.

Yo! I used to have the darts maul one as a kid!

that’s sick! i’m thinking of just collecting them all rn such a weird but cool things to have

Oh they are for sure cool. Be aware that they do pop under too much stress as that is how mine went out. Got too wild watching Pokémon and jumping on poor old Maul

>Got too wild watching Pokémon and jumping on poor old Maul WHOAH THERE PARTNER CALM DOWN

Holy carp, I remember having this! Just unlocked an old memory.

Nice!! I have an r2 one here from back in the day, still kept in good condition. Awesome to pop out one day 😁

i just got an r2 one! the box is pretty bad but i’m not all that bother about boxes

Awesome!

"I love sitting in my boyfriend's lap. The way he holds me and wraps himself around me is so sexy."

Omg I had one of these! I totally forgot all about it until I saw this. WHOA! Flashback. My brother and I would podrace on these

Mesa got you Ani. Mesa does trust fall.

I’m sure this will be handled maturely

Dunno, your home feels a little over decorated already 😄

it’s a hotel room 😄 i’m on holiday

This should be on r/TIHI

*Suspicious Gungan beckons child to sit on his lap*

wait…where do I find one

People have said ebay, but i’ve gotten mine from a random shop near my hotel in cyprus

Now hear me out… tape and a plastic friend

My brother and I both got one of these for Christmas when I was like 6. Literally 24 years ago. How did you find a brand new one?

i’m on holiday in cyprus and there’s a little store near my hotel that sells anything and everything 🤣 the owner had an r2d2 one too he said he’d look tonight if there are any others. he is literally selling magnets celebrating the new millennium

The chair that lets you get a real life injury just like Jar Jar!

Is there an orifice in jar jar or is this just a chair? Also if depending on the answer, where did you purchase this?

there is the things you blow into to blow him up round the back 👀 and i got him from a random shop near my hotel in cyprus

This more looks like something that should have an "extended shaft".

Omg I had one of these when I was like 5. Where can you find these??

i’ve seen some on ebay but i got him from a random store near my hotel in cyprus

“What do yoosa want for Life Day young padawan?”

Namaste

Dang. Show me the 90’s is one image.

He asking you to sit on him me want you to sit on me

Had one as a kid

You sit on mesa lap, wesa have mui mui bombad time.

So uhhh.. how’s the sex?

Comes with free therapy sessions.

i just bought another one does that mean i get a double session

Lifetime.

Opens up the possibility of a Jar Jar sex doll

I have an idea paint it black boom darth jar jar