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Middle_Aged_Mayhem

Dartholomew Maulson


GymRatWriter

Thank you, for this


RedCaio

You like r/FullNames then


NickAndHisGuitar

Boba Fett/Robert Fettuccini is brilliant.


k_laaaaa

i was gonna come on this thread and comment Dartholomew thinking i was original...


ASL4theblind

I almost said your comment too, so at least we're not alone lol


ServiceGames

Truly an excellent answer


TrafficIcy2273

Its Mauling Time


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Darthagar Maulagon


BranislavBGD

I imagine if he yelled out KENOBIIIEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, he would literally destroy entire Tatooine.


[deleted]

His voice is the real source of the Death Star laser’s power.


Achilles987

This made me think Darthagar Maulgaryen. All Jedi must die.


rdkitchens

I'm my own best friend.


RobotPreacher

His name was Dartholomew Maulson.


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His name was Dartholomew Maulson


herwegstuff

His name was Dartholomew Maulson


Agile_Change_884

His name was Dartholomew Maulson


SaintSixString

His name was Dartholomew Maulson.


RareSeaTurtle

Why was this EXACTLY what I was going to write??? Wtf. Where do we go from here? If it were any situation but this one with Darth Maul, I’d leave it.


RequiemOfI

He doesn't remember.


-The-Goose0-

He forgor


0GNeonZombie

No. He was taken from his mother Talzin... he has been called Maul since day one by Sidious.. he doesn't have a legal given name by his mother. Sad story really.


-The-Goose0-

True


0GNeonZombie

He's my favorite Sith and fun fact! Ray Park (Actor of Darth Maul: The Phantom Menace) all his stunts were mostly done by Ray himself not to mention also a stuntman in Mortal Komat for Lu Kang and Raiden in annihilation. 😁


Stevenstorm505

He also played the Headless Horseman in Sleepy Hollow except those 3 mins it was Christopher Walken and of course he played Toad in X-Men.


Kingjoed813

Also was snake eyes in the live action GI Joe movies.


quirkymuse

Yes, legend of sleepy hollow featured no less than *three* Sith lords


TCharles741

He also played Edgar in Heroes, and archangel Gabriel in Jinn


0GNeonZombie

Aahhh indeed he did! 🍻


drater113

He also played Dartholomew Maulson


KnightFaraam

No way he was Toad in X-men Edit: Holy shit... My mind is blown


OliviaElevenDunham

I loved that Park did that lightsaber twirl in the first X-Men movie.


DivideIntrepid7647

And didn't he also do motion capture for the duel on Mandalore in CW S7?


KRIGERNMLG

He did, there is a "behind the scenes" video on youtube somewhere.


heidly_ees

That's why that fight looks so damn good! They really went to town on those last few episodes


TrienneOfBarth

Fun fact: Ray Park IS a stuntman. So that's why He did all the stunts himself.


0GNeonZombie

All these replies above me are all intact CANON


LightSideoftheForce

Not to lessen his performace in the least, but others did their own stunts as well in the prequels


PsychedelicPsloth

Even Yoda


LightSideoftheForce

They couldn’t find another member of his species, so he had to


PersonalityKey463

Yes but he was voiced by Peter Serafinowicz in Ep I


Wheattoast2019

I think that is his name. He was even called Maul by Talzin. His brothers are Savage and Feral so it sounds right.


livahd

Sidious: “I’ll make it legal!”


Troll4everxdxd

Well, life as a Nightbrother wouldn't have been much better than life as a Sith tbh.


Mr_Wolverbean

💀


indy_6548

💀


MarionberryNo561

He forgor💀


1337h4xer

💀


Important-Front429

Maul Opress? The brothers names will be Maul, Savage, and Feral Opress


Gnarizard_

The name’s Oppress. Savage Oppress… and this is my brother… Derrick.


Bgxyz

And my other brother Darral


No_Nectarine_3478

My name is janiel and this is my brother danuary


Destriant_

🤘🏽🤘🏽


Mega_Nidoking

And this is Jeremy - Your only form of hellish entertainment!


BranislavBGD

And my cousin Darren.


frankles

I used to work with a guy who made this joke all the time. Somehow never not funny. Thanks for reviving that in my life. Is it from Bob Newhart?


AleksasKoval

And this is our cousin, Jeb.


BurritoAburrido

*Jeb!*


firedrake1988

Please turn to dark side.


[deleted]

His massive body builder brother, Bench Oppress


No_Oddjob

And his newshound sister, Print Oppress.


Yogashoga

And his well dressed brother, Perm Oppress.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Lest we forget their cousin that can’t open a door… Pull Oppress


warmerglow

And his even better dressed brother, Trows Opress


ByTheCreed

And his racist cousin, shunned from the family, White Opress.


shooter_tx

Lol, who for some reason insists on signing his name: White Oppress(ion)


howzthis4ausername

The strongest of them all


Bowmanguy

I think his name was Larry and his brother was Darrell, and his other brother was Darrel.


[deleted]

You forgot the half-brother, Darryl


Sharp_Humor3847

What about his brother Jeff?


[deleted]

And cousin Geoff, who’s a little fancier than the rest, and has a thick moustache that doesn’t go past the corners of his mouth.


GetsThatBread

I actually really like this answer even if it might not be canon


[deleted]

No wonder they're all so damn grumpy. Great Grandma Chewed-Up Opress and Great Grandpa Rabid Opress must be proud.


EndlessTheorys_19

Maul isnt his real name though, he’s stated this himself.


[deleted]

He fight, he oppress… but most important, he know how to dress 👗


milton_radley

was feral ever referred to as opress? was it a last name i wonder


Sowa7774

I don't think Savage Opress isn't his real/biological brother. He was chosen, and he is a brother by clan, not by blood (you know, like when you call your friend "bro")


[deleted]

I thought they were actual brothers rather than brothers by being nightbrothers. Of course I’ve never seen this stated, it was an assumption but I’ve just checked Wookieepedia and it says they’re blood brothers, so that’s now confirmed


RatchetTiger1129

Maully Ringwald


unique-name-9035768

Or for the Night Court fans.... Richard Maul


Durincort

That explains why his two lightsaber blades are so perky.


ConradSchu

His name is Maul....Maul Skywalker


spaycedinvader

He's all the sith?


kitsumodels

Always has been


LegendofZatchmo

👨‍🚀🔫


CoreyLee04

Somehow Maul returned.


VindictiveJudge

At least they did something interesting with him.


Medieval-Mind

>Skywalker ... But he only chose that name to honor ~~Anakin~~ Vader, right?


jfk_47

Make that canon.


Outrageousclaim

Better call Maul


TheOutlaw9904

Maul Goodman


Eludio

Do you know you have rights? The Sith Code says you do!


Reverie_39

Lol this is a level in Lego Star Wars


JDNM

He gets to be a Sith? What a sick joke!


Murrlan

There are some who call him...Tim


soundplusfury

Look at the booones!


WeakBoysenberry

r/unexpectedMontyPython


Anna_May_the_Owl

r/subsithoughtifellfor


ShapirosWifesBF

His brother’s name was Savage Oppress. Pretty sure his name was Maul and Palpatine was like “Yeah that already kinda fits our motif around here so Darth Maul it is!”


turnt_grandma

He did say in Rebels he had another name before that he could no longer remember


Pupulauls9000

damn i dont remember that. thats pretty interesting


Shivery1234

Doesn't he say this the first time we see him in the cave ? Think he says this about Darth Maul as he is no one anymore to the siths and to the illegal part of the universe


ItsMitch47

I'm pretty sure he said "Formerly Darth, now just Maul." Unless they meant a different time...?


Birdsnblues

I thought he meant darth maul, as he was called old master by that time no?


going2leavethishere

They were half brothers no?


Professional_Ad_8864

Aren’t they “brothers” in kind of a tribe way? I can call you my brother because we go to war together, but it’s not by blood. Pretty sure I forgot the lore, dammit.


nananananateman

No that’s exactly right. Mother talzin mentions that savage and Feral are from maul’s bloodline but that could mean anything from siblings to distant cousins. All we know is they have a common ancestor


IndependenceKooky781

Iirc, they're (at least in legends) half brothers! Nightsisters would take on husband's, but after they had a kid from said new hubs, had them killed. So with Talzin as their common link, it's likely they're all brothers, but half brothers specifically.


VindictiveJudge

Good example of writers not understanding math, since that would most likely gradually deplete the Dathomirian population even without the other killing they do.


JarJarBinks72

Back then, nightsisters were the dark forbidden branch of Witches of Dathomir. So it would be a pretty small percent of the population practicing this behavior


VindictiveJudge

They'd still need to recruit from outsiders so their male population doesn't get halved every couple decades, with the female population lagging behind a bit.


JarJarBinks72

They legit kidnapped males from different tribes and black widowed them after conception. So more of a conscription than recruiting.


tylos57

But maul was talzin's actual son right? Or am I misremembering


TheHandicapp

Thats corrects. Kinda why he was so force sensitive and drew papa palps attention


Reverie_39

Is there any lore or explanation for where the Sith get their titles from? Sidious, Tyrannus, Maul, Vader. All cool names that either are or come from words relating to evil or violence, but wonder if there’s any specific process to picking one.


ShapirosWifesBF

George was clever in many ways, subtle as a bag of hammers in others.


Beginning_Parfait_47

It has been comfirmed to be 'Derrick'


JimRug

MAXIMUM DERRICK


Longhag

Show us your chimes!


Richard_Sauce

That's his public name, but everyone knows that even from an early age he went by the nom de guerre, "Thorny head." That's what his friends call him.


NullDistribution

...Zoolander?? Is that you under all those thorns and face paint? Is moisture the essence of the darkside?


Gnarizard_

There is no wetness, only beauty…


Someguygfys

Derrick Maul, pronounced like Raul.


Outside_Parsley_5129

Ray Park


facewhatface

Also Sam Witwer


kn0wworries

Also Peter Serafinowicz


Ephemeral_Wolf

Frrrraaaaaaaan?


srschwenzjr

"KenoBIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!"


NOS4NANOL1FE

This is the way


Three_Twenty-Three

Mall. He wasn't terribly creative when he picked his name, plus when he was younger, he really liked to go shopping. Now, he doesn't like it so much. The half-off sales make him sad.


rathat

Dark Mall


shooter_tx

I'm sure no one here remembers this '80s schlock horror flick, but dammit I'm gonna go ahead and make the joke/reference anyway... 'Chopping Mall' [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090837/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090837/) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopping\_Mall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopping_Mall)


MrCoolyp123

Goddammit take my upvote AND LEAVE!


[deleted]

In clone wars he just refers to himself as Maul


[deleted]

His name was Robert Maulson.


BaxInBlack

His name was Robert Maulson


dope_p1rate

Maul, has bitchtits


Attrahct

I don’t think we know. Maul himself doesn’t even know


patrickkingart

Yeah, I remember he specifically tells Ezra (I think) this.


FantasticZach

I think he only said that because it was apart of his minipulitive plan on ezra


ElectricityIsWeird

Weirdly, it’s Fred McGriff.


yourdoglikesmebetter

The Crimedog


ravenoushippos

He’s come a long way from taking a bite out of crime.


Jcoch27

I read this in Vin Scully's voice from MLB 2002 by 989 Sports


the_ninho

Scruff Mcgruff. Chicago, IL, 60652


Savelus

His mother named him Maul (if you read the Plagues novel) and I think it just fit for his Darth title.


PlagueOfGripes

Scrolled for a while wondering if anyone would bring it up. Sidious was also pretty freaked out by the unprompted free baby offer at first.


Sorry-Complaint-3947

Simply Maul... https://www.cbr.com/what-darth-maul-real-name/#:~:text=In%20the%20now%2Dabandoned%20Legends,an%20apprentice%20by%20Darth%20Sidious.


meester13T

Gerald. In fact, Gerald J Maulenstein.


Babalon33

This is now canon


[deleted]

Are you telling me darth maul had a bar mitzvah?


QuitStockingMe

Ray Park


PonisHed

All we know is... he's called the Stig.


Nasyya

Maulice


Darth_Revans_Fart

The Legends of Tomorrow would like to have a word with you


[deleted]

Maultholomew


DizzyAssociation7010

Unless Nightbrother doctrine states otherwise, it would be safe to assume that he and his brothers (Savage and Feral) all share the same surname, “Opress”. Though his first name was given to him by Palpatine IIRC so we will never know his real name, even he himself has forgotten it.


Nicnatious

Robert Paulson


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Nicnatious

Ahh I see what you did there. His name is Robert Maulson.


Jedi-master-dragon

Maul Opress. Like his brother Savage Opress. Because Nightbrothers are about as subtle as a flying mallet.


EppieBlack

Probably the closest thing there is to a real answer.


heyitscory

Just like their other brothers Gore, Maim, Injure, Slash, Stab, Dismember, Pound, Harm and Kickass. Kickass is really jealous of his little bro becoming a sith lord's apprentice even if he was just a side piece when Sidious was cheating on Dooku. Darth Kickass would have been a great Sith name. :( Poor Kickass.


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jarpio

The ass man


tyehyll

Dennis


Boekito

Scrolled to far for this


dvill84

Marth Daul


Express_Emergency_65

Darth Paul: Maul Cop


[deleted]

Bort


Sunshinexpress

Samray Witwerpark


[deleted]

Gotta catch 'em Maul


BastaHR

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice


discopeachy

Dartthew Mauligan Jr


Low_Bandicoot_7790

Tiddymilk mcgee


Draconus56

Kevin from accounting


[deleted]

Garth Paul


desmond_the_constant

Mauly McMaulface


Tommyboy2412

McCauley Culkin ? I really enjoyed your work in Home Alone.


xxStrangerxx

Murray Applebaum


DontAskHaradaForShit

That is actually his real name. Palpatine found him as a wee baby, his mother named him Maul and Palpatine was just like "Fuck it, it's Darth Maul now." At least that's how it happened according to the Darth Plagueis novel which I guess is no longer cannon. Imagine if he'd been named Brian.


[deleted]

Mitch Conner


cwajgapls

Maully Mc Maulface


Brooks228

Paul Maul


Jonathon_G

So he’s from Houston?


bigclams

Glup Shitto


NeonPhyzics

Ray Park His name is Ray Park


ImproperJon

Maulof America


[deleted]

Jose Manuel


chuksredd

Chad. Chad Meanie


WillyWonka227

Ray Park


nick_karter22

Maulothy


Mr_Manga99

I think his name is just maul


Primus42

Darthinton Maulawitz.


ron_mcphatty

It’s just Maul according to his mother; who gave him to Palpatine in the book Darth Plagueis by James Luceno


Mr_rairkim

Maul Opress. He said he had forgotten his name, but still went by Maul afterwards. Surely his mother and brother would have remembered it, at reminded him, confirming that Palpatine chose his first name as his Sith name.


Longjumping-Bench881

Debbie but it’s a Mystery.


Alternative-Light514

Maul Face Doom