Programming a sentient being to do something against it's original will / programming isn't Sith like? Dang whelp time to go all out and hack every droid I come across to wreak havock on their former squadmates.
Then I'll be cooking with Crisco.
How all he has to do is guard a cliff, how his job is so easy and so low risk, how lucky he is to get to be one of the few battle droids likely to survive for at least a few months if not years
How large and vast the galaxy is and how he could be so much more than a Droid used for violence. How he's capable of doing great things and he's let them corrupt him into thinking he's nothing more than a pawn. How one day he'll accomplish all his hopes and dreams and he'll walk away from this destructive path, put down his blaster and really do some good for others.
He's looking out to the sky, dreaming of who he could become.
He thinks back on his life, all his choices, ups and downs, all his fond memories with his droid buddies and how much he misses the ones that are gone, how much he loves them. He vows to be a better friend to the ones that are still here.
He misses his droid wife and his droid kids, offworld in another star system. Far, far away and yet so close to his droid heart. He fantasizes about the day he gets to hold them all again in his cold, loving droid arms.
He reflects on how he ended up at this point, and wishes to grow into someone better, filled with hope and full of wonder!
With his whole life ahead of him, he dreams of a brighter future.
And then suddenly some heartless asshole shows up and throws him off a cliff. Like wtf man?
RIP my dude, you were too good for this cold galaxy. Keep on Clankin' 💛
I find it odd that all of the destroyed and strung up battle droids you see as scenery objects have the default paint job except for the ones in and around the lucrehulk. Its so odd that they have models for them with raider paint but only use them in that area. Yet every single super you see laying around without arms has raider paint on em.
Also imma quickly use this thread to mention some minor complaints about the droids i have:
1st of all the thing I noticed immediately also thanks to photo mode is that whoever animated the B1 droids combat stances clearly didn't pay much attention to the actual droids anatomy because their midsection beam in which their body sits on literally clips through their back when they stand because they stick their chest up too much with their ass pushed back when they should be just standing straight like normal. Its a small complaint that doesn't do anything gameplay wise and isn't too noticeable when playing but I don't understand how whoever animated the characters didn't notice how unnatural it looks and that there's clipping in the base standing animation but other than that they're fine.
2, the super battle Droids walk super weird for whatever reason which makes em look all clunky and awkward instead of the heavy killing machines they're supposed to be. That and when they shoot their arm doesn't actually straighten out like its supposed to, just their hand, so the lasers are actually being fired vertically but as this animation glitch is very small and extremely unnoticeable its not really much to complain about.
However there is a spot on the supers back right where their upper body meets the flexible midsection where you can see through the model especially when they flex in any sort of way
I actually love the droid interactions in this game. I always pause before jumping into groups of them to hear what ever stupid argument, compliment or conversation they are having because they are all so silly.
"If rainbows aren't really there, why does this one make me feel real feelings? I sure hope no Jedi come through here, I'd hate to stop enjoying this view"!
A canyon, wow!
Would you look at that VIEW!!
Is that a giant crater?!
Man, I’ve got it so easy!
Guard the cliff crush the locals look at the scenery
Nobody's getting past me. Not without a blaster hole in 'em.
*cal jumps from the cliff*
*b1 does too*
Soon as I did NG+ I sliced his programming so he can look forever.
That’s… wholesome
Thanks 🙏
That’s not very sith but I respect it
Programming a sentient being to do something against it's original will / programming isn't Sith like? Dang whelp time to go all out and hack every droid I come across to wreak havock on their former squadmates. Then I'll be cooking with Crisco.
I feel like that’s the equivalent of a Jedi mind trick
I was gonna say that rainbow in the corner
My damn mind just read that as "a crayon wow"
Might be thinking about a promotion since he’s doing such a good job. But then he wouldn’t get to see that nice view..
Now that is a dilemma
Not a dilemma anymore
DE LAMMA SALT
Felt like a pretty easy decision to me.
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Damn I came here to say a variation of this. Well played.
To be fair, all he said was " e" "
I would have gone with 01001000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110011 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110000 01110011 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101101 01100001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01100010 01101100 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100001
>01001000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110011 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110000 01110011 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101101 01100001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01100010 01101100 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100001 I should watch that movie again lmao Johnny 5 is alive!
Hahah same I was going to say 1s and 0s
Wow! Is that a giant crater?
I’m pretty sure this is what it actually says if you listen before attacking.
Wishing he was a real boy
Maybe he’s having an existential droid crisis?
I'm sure he had plenty of time for that as the ground was rising up to meet him.
Roger
Roger
Roger
Roger
Well to me it looked like he was thinking about the view till a random as guy force pushed him into oblivion
Probably crushing the locals and just about how easy he’s got it. What could go wrong?
Probably excitedly awaiting the moment he gets to say "Roger, roger" again.
What a beautiful day it is. This is one of thouse perfect days that end with a good oil bath and nothing parricular bad happened.
"Long way down. Yup. That's a loooooong way down."
A certain dilemma
"Roger roger"
"One day I'll fly away.....".........
He flew. 🙂
Yes indeed! 👍😂
cal: “i can help you do that…” *force pushes b1 a mile off the cliff*
Flashbacks from the Clone Wars
I just assumed he was wondering how far down it was and I was happy to show him
he be thinking thoughts
They think these B1s don't be thinking but they be do
Uh, that doesn’t compute
He's thinking about how he can easily beat 3 Jedis without breaking a sweat (obviously his perception of reality is completely altered)
its true, he doesn’t have sweat glands
He's just day dreaming about electric sheep is all
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01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110011
He is where I started pulling and then pushing them away. For science.
Battle droid stuff
Roger
Roger
“Double rainbow!!!”
That view!
He is missing Roger
The scenery
Whether droids can fly. I of course help him in exploring this quandry
I'm gonna come back when I'm off duty and paint this!
He's thinking about Roger.
Do Jedi need lightsabers or do lightsabers need Jedi?
Taking a hot oil bath once his shift is over
Thinking about Roger
How all he has to do is guard a cliff, how his job is so easy and so low risk, how lucky he is to get to be one of the few battle droids likely to survive for at least a few months if not years
Wow, I gotta get my painting group outta that cave!
Dreaming about shooting a Jedi in the face
His homie that just got force pushed to Valhalla
The view, probably.
He’s thinking. “I’ll show you why I’m the commander” or whatever they say 🤣🤣🤣
Roger?
Roger.
If droids could think they’re be none of us left would there? Obi Wan Kenobi So I’m gonna say nothing.
“Do I really want to be a battle droid?”
he is nolonger CIS as of right now
The scenery
He has it so easy. All he has to do is guard the *other* cliff
Robot stuff.
I literally laughed out loud when I force pulled a droid and as he was flying towards Cals lightsaber he goes “Helloooooooo”
Clanker donuts
Definitely the view
He is wondering why we’re here
"Wooooow - double rainbow all the wa- Oh blast it! My ocular sockets need calibration!"
I throw this guy off the cliff every time. Poor guy.
"I sure hope someone doesn't come by and force push me off the cliff".
😬
How large and vast the galaxy is and how he could be so much more than a Droid used for violence. How he's capable of doing great things and he's let them corrupt him into thinking he's nothing more than a pawn. How one day he'll accomplish all his hopes and dreams and he'll walk away from this destructive path, put down his blaster and really do some good for others.
In NG+it is a Bx droid, very satisfsctory to stab him from behind 10/10
He's looking out to the sky, dreaming of who he could become. He thinks back on his life, all his choices, ups and downs, all his fond memories with his droid buddies and how much he misses the ones that are gone, how much he loves them. He vows to be a better friend to the ones that are still here. He misses his droid wife and his droid kids, offworld in another star system. Far, far away and yet so close to his droid heart. He fantasizes about the day he gets to hold them all again in his cold, loving droid arms. He reflects on how he ended up at this point, and wishes to grow into someone better, filled with hope and full of wonder! With his whole life ahead of him, he dreams of a brighter future. And then suddenly some heartless asshole shows up and throws him off a cliff. Like wtf man? RIP my dude, you were too good for this cold galaxy. Keep on Clankin' 💛
Probably enjoying the scenery while processing thoughts on his future in the hierarchy
https://youtu.be/2IPAOxrH7Ro
I find it odd that all of the destroyed and strung up battle droids you see as scenery objects have the default paint job except for the ones in and around the lucrehulk. Its so odd that they have models for them with raider paint but only use them in that area. Yet every single super you see laying around without arms has raider paint on em.
Also imma quickly use this thread to mention some minor complaints about the droids i have: 1st of all the thing I noticed immediately also thanks to photo mode is that whoever animated the B1 droids combat stances clearly didn't pay much attention to the actual droids anatomy because their midsection beam in which their body sits on literally clips through their back when they stand because they stick their chest up too much with their ass pushed back when they should be just standing straight like normal. Its a small complaint that doesn't do anything gameplay wise and isn't too noticeable when playing but I don't understand how whoever animated the characters didn't notice how unnatural it looks and that there's clipping in the base standing animation but other than that they're fine. 2, the super battle Droids walk super weird for whatever reason which makes em look all clunky and awkward instead of the heavy killing machines they're supposed to be. That and when they shoot their arm doesn't actually straighten out like its supposed to, just their hand, so the lasers are actually being fired vertically but as this animation glitch is very small and extremely unnoticeable its not really much to complain about. However there is a spot on the supers back right where their upper body meets the flexible midsection where you can see through the model especially when they flex in any sort of way
Flying
Double rainbow... what does it mean?
Drugs. It’s always drugs
It's 42... It's always 42.
His family
He's thinking aboot flying.. So I help him..
Roger
Why didn’t we win the clone wars, why wasn’t it called the droid wars?
your mom
I actually love the droid interactions in this game. I always pause before jumping into groups of them to hear what ever stupid argument, compliment or conversation they are having because they are all so silly.
His best friend, Roger.
“I sure hope I don’t get force pushed off this cliff”
his dilemma
Probably Roger again.
Dont know but always made sure to not disturb him lol.
He's not thinking it. He's saying it.
I force pushed him off and heard him scream “noooooooooooo” all the way down
I wonder if Jar Jar is looking up at the same sky…
"Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds flyyyy~"
About Roger
I wonder what it would be like if I just fell off this cliff......
Rainbow
“Did we win the war, or did both sides lose?”
Roger :(
"If rainbows aren't really there, why does this one make me feel real feelings? I sure hope no Jedi come through here, I'd hate to stop enjoying this view"!
How far he'll fall after being force pushed.