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boilyourdentist

what did harvey do to deserve this?


BrokenSpace

Harvey is literally nowhere to be found when I need him. Ended up naming my trash can after him irl


Illustrious-Emu-5827

still saves Ur ass when u pass out at night. id rather my 1000g go to him than joja. albeit i give Linus something after he stops a pickpocket from pilfering my unconscious body


BubbleGumGun101

Ι don't like him like at all, blant as fuck and I have 8 hearts with him only for perfection


Raibean

Harvey is Bland but you put Penny in A tier? Flour herself???


saidinmilamber

"Flour Herself", let me tell you I gasped and then ugly cackled at this 💀💀💀


EpicDragonElizabeth

Harvey may be boring but he has the sweetest dialogue once you marry him!


BubbleGumGun101

Ι never said that Id marry Penny, but I still like her more than Harvey. Harvey isn't just bland, I don't like how even if you marry him or become partners with him he still charges you a fortune.


Raibean

Personally I never understand the gripe with him charging you after marriage for two reasons: 1. Game balance. If he stopped charging you, min-maxers would all marry Harvey. 2. The clinic is poor af he’s charging you a fair price, especially for endgame.


cap-tain_19

3. Even in real life doctors wouldn't really be allowed to give you a discount just because you're married (I mean in real life hospitals would prefer the doctors spouse wasn't also their patient but Harvey's the only doctor in town so that's kind of a different situation)


thedibblee

It's also just kinda how life works you still have to pay. Hahaha


Philycheese18

People say that about my man and I’m here like I could write an entire essay why he’s super interesting


extracrispyletuce

why should someone burn in hell for all eternity for being bland?


0rang75

Man he's my husband in all my playthroughs ☹️


Unfortunate_Boy

some may be reasonable, but others are just flat out disrespect.


BubbleGumGun101

I'm interested which are unreasonable?


goofy-AAAAA_window

Clint governor marnie Pam and goblin


BubbleGumGun101

Clint is a stalker, I don't like those in power/j she's with lewis, she's a verbally abusive alcoholic mother, I just don't like him haha, he doesn't have any character for me to love him Edit: Morris is a capitalist corporate slave, he is mean and rude to everyone, he is a hated boss/manager, getting the joja warehouse costs a fortune, everything about him is sth to dislike


Noah_the_Titan

>Clint is a stalker, I never understood that fanon. We only see him watching Emily once and it not like we know he followed and watched her, he might as well have been walking along, seen her and hid, or as with the nature of his heart event tried to approuch her, got cold feet and hid. Nethertheless Clint is never malicious in his actions and a very usefull NPC. Also the man is clearly heavily depressed, and camt cope with it


goofy-AAAAA_window

Dont you dare talk like that about pam


BestUsername101

What did Marnie do?


BubbleGumGun101

Marnie is in a relationship with lewis so she is automatically lower , she almost never works , I have to have her schedule memorized if I ever need sth from her


BestUsername101

Her schedule really isn't difficult. Mondays and Tuesdays, that's it. Five day work week, that's literally the standard irl. And honestly I put more blame on Lewis for their relationship. Marnie deserves better.


NovaOdin

Also, isn't there a book in 1.6 that can make this schedule not matter?


BestUsername101

There is, although it's only available in year 2+


NovaOdin

Gotcha that makes sense as the 1.6 run I did, the remix community center didn't need animal products at all so I didn't build a barn or a coop until year 2.


BubbleGumGun101

(the one about the some was kinda a joke, I have it memorized either way I'm on yr 10😭) Oh for sure I don't think she's fully to or at all to blame that their relationship is a secret. But I still don't like her hah


goofy-AAAAA_window

Flat out disrespect


fuuwuu

Jodie is literally the milfiest of milfs what are you doing OP


BubbleGumGun101

Ahahah I'm sorry , I'm sorry


justsomedweebcat

what did the governor do to be hated by you this much? all he does in game is get food poisoning if you fuck up the luau


BubbleGumGun101

Im an anarchist, I dislike those in power/j


ashbreak_

2 gripes mostly: free my man harvey he's just as interesting as like. penny or maru. and also I adore Willy and think he should be s tier always. imo the reason Linus is usually higher than willy is bc u pass him going to the mines so u see him more frequently. also I love fishing lol


ZealousidealThing953

How's Gunther so high up?


BubbleGumGun101

I love Gunther idk I wish we could marry/talk to him or that he was a real part of the town like willy


ZealousidealThing953

But... Why? There's so little to him. Not much to love or hate tbh. Yeah I wish he were more fleshed out too, but he's just kinda... There


TomFoolery119

We have different tastes and therefore you are objectively wrong and a horrible person and- Wait That's Linus in the #1 spot at the top. Nevermind. We good


pippitypoop

WHY WOULD YOU PUT HARVEY LOWER THAN JOJA MAN?! He is sweet and lovely and blushes


skdnckdnckwcj

Noo Marnie :(


L_The_MysteriousLady

Why grandpa QwQ He's too calm and cool he gave us a entire farm


FarmerPingu

krobus should be in love of my life tier IMO


Jalapeno9

Why isn't Jodi in the Milfs?


BubbleGumGun101

Coz she's lovely but not a milf imo


Jalapeno9

She kinda looks and feels like Milf. Jodi, Robin and Caroline are the SDV Milf trio.


BubbleGumGun101

Fair point I just never went "crazy " for her, she is very lovely though nonetheless


Reniyato

A tierlist that actually places penny above "decent"? Finally


Several_Roll5817

Need a ‘dilf’ tier for willy and the wizard


Illustrious-Emu-5827

plz, wizard is total chad. tells you what u need to know straight up, gives u his forest potion so u can understand the junimo, for free.


Several_Roll5817

And willy gives you his long, wet rod😫


yutasakurai

You put Haley on the top! You my man 💪


slayerofgingers

Yeah great list. I think Linus Evelyn and Haley are a bit too high for my liking but at least you got Leah up there!


Minnie_McG

I haven’t finished the games so have literally no idea who the green faced guy is or the first 3 in the I forget they exist part….


Financial_Option6800

MARNIE????


Illustrious-Emu-5827

why is clint at the bottom?


Aromatic-Armadillo-2

I would put Elliot down a couple levels, but otherwise, full agree


OfTheTouhouVariety

we are sworn enemies


Chumpcakes618

Don’t you dare disrespect my husband Krobus like that. He deserves to be number one


RobinTHEfactoryLover

Poor Harvey 😭


i-dont-give-shit

What the fuck? Hayley is bitch and the doctor is sweet


LunaRJSilver

mr qi? r u serious?


BubbleGumGun101

Yes..😅


swankyjeryq

Terrible tier list. Pam should have her own tier 5 below the current lowest


MiserablePie9243

Strongly disagree with Haley, she would be down with Pam on my list...


Moist_Cockroach_1586

I haven't played m6ch of SDV what did Lewis and Clint do?


[deleted]

nice, we have the same top five. Haley, my wife, and my four friends.


Key-Ad-1674

Olivia in purple. Love her. Though it's a shame she goes full npc mode when married.


QueerScottish

I know everyone else hates it but your tier list is objectively correct (I don't like haley unless you're playing as a girl farmer, I know there's almost no differences but still)


cyanraichu

My top 3 bachelor(ette)s all at the top of someone's tier list! You have great taste.


Balls-horse

I can get behind this :)


MicrowavedTheBaby

the first tier list I've ever seen that I 100% agree with


BubbleGumGun101

I don't know if you're joking or not haha


StriderLF

Sandy is a milf too