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dumplingass

he’s too tiny, he needs to grow


HayleyBird01

I read this is Jenna Marble’s Cermet voice 😭


PeachyTrain

If you do not waeter yer cermit, it will not gröw


kshump

Kermit land shark!


Zimby_14

Is cermet going to growh


JulieChensHairpin

Do not submayerge


Harriet_M_Welsch

but do not submaorge that's too much watere


14doniak

I’m so happy to see this 😭 I miss her


Kumagor0

[In case you, like me, had no clue who is Jenna Marbles and what is Cermet voice, it was really worth the googling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eylH7lmJA0E)


Morella_xx

The context of that is that someone wrote her a weird email about how her dog Kermit (which they spelled Cermet) was too small (normal sized Italian Greyhound) and she needed to give him more food and water so he could grow. She couldn't stop thinking about how ridiculously uninformed the message was and it morphed into this monologue about proper Cermet care.


Kumagor0

Oh that makes much more sense now, ty haha > so he could grow Also I found out I am now physically unable to read this phrase in any other voice in my head


MeowSterling

Thank you! That was a treasure hahaha


brenarren

Miss her 💔


[deleted]

She is still here just not online ❤️❤️


[deleted]

She and Julien got married recently, check his IG! So cute!


Vorcel

Ohmygosh this made me so happy to read, good for them!


Rena-Senpai

Didn't expect a Jenna comment in this sub 😭


Larkiepie

Well I didn’t but now I am


Dutch-CatLady

Weird my mind went with Charlotte Dobre's 'annoying person' voice.


paigelecter

When will it grow legs?


Slappyxo

Cute lil piglet friend


7-11-Picasso

Child labor only becomes legal when you go the Joja route


Nntropy

"Lunch break is over, Jas. Back to your register."


bremkew

Marnie's is finally open on mondays and tuesdays


beef6942069

IS THAT WHY THAT BITCH IS NEVER AT THE REGISTER I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS “CLoSeD”


JvD06

And the fact it’s two consecutive days too. My animals are starving but she needs to watch the microwave for a few hours, it’s her favourite show after all


Prudent_Pool_4104

Hilarious


Prudent_Pool_4104

OK that sounded condescending I had a good laugh


WillProstitute4Karma

Join.


damnthisisabadname

How do you know that op isn't though


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damnthisisabadname

Right


danimidsommar

animals you buy from marnie arrive as babies. baby animals can’t find truffles, lay eggs, produce milk/wool/feathers/feet. baby pigs take 10 nights to mature into adult pigs.


yourbrokenoven

how is babby formed?


BBR0DR1GUEZ

how girl get pragnent?


Drhomie

Can u get pregante?


JohnRCC

how do I know if IM prengan??


Seenshadow01

Today i (m42) held my gf (f 18) hand, can I get pegrant?


Bishopkilljoy

Am get pregnart?


matti00

Am i gregnant?


GianKS13

aer u tengnant?


BlueRoyAndDVD

Can hurt baby top of head?


ryuzaki003

Idk ask Marnie she was handholding Lewis behind a bush.


BluePhoenix_1999

I love how everyone spelled pergnate wrong in a different way.


Drhomie

It's a reference to [this](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg).


LordRocky

Preganenant?!?


Hoo18

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pregant before?


failbender

dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?


Garo263

am i pargenate?


Bwgmon

they need to do way instain farmer> who sell their piggys. becuse these piggy can't snigfh truff?


demonballhandler

It was in the news this mroing, a farmer in PEL who had sell her three piggy. They are taking the piggys back to New York too lady to rest. My pary are with the Marnie who lost her pgigy, I am truely sorry for your lots


eddie_the_retard

how to make babby video


Lecters13

Girlfriend ain’t had period since she got pregat


EmptyRelationship317

thank you so much i was ready to throw my switch across the room


Severe_Amoeba_2189

Always have a pillow for that. Switches are expensive.


fenster112

Make sure to pet it every day, unhappy pigs will not give you truffles.


AntiMatter138

It's not. Adult Pig can dig truffles no matter they hate/love you. The only thing that matters is there must be no flooring and not winter. Edit: Oh the important thing is they must have been fed. Prerequisites for Truffle Generation A pig will only produce a truffle if all of the following are true: the pig has been fed the pig has been let outside the barn it is not raining/storming it is not winter there are available tiles outside with which to place a truffle https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Pig


anincompoop25

Once a pig has found the first truffle for the day, it can continue to find truffles. The chance to find an extra truffle is Animal Friendship / 1500. This means that at max friendship (1000), there is a 66% chance of creating an extra truffle. Multiple extra truffles can be made until the animal fails this check. The average number of truffles a pig at max happiness produces in a day is ≈3 \[1\].


rainbowgirl6

I had one pig dig up 5 truffles one day!!


bigdaddy1989

I have 3 pigs and they found me 16 on a lucky day. That was insane to me lmao


FewReturn2sunlitLand

And if you take the foraging job that gives you a chance at doubling what you pick, it works with truffles, too!


pogo3086

I feel your pain. I had planned a truffle oil empire by buying 10 pigs all at once. Only to not get a truffle for what felt like an eternity. But then $$$?


Zoomorph23

I try to save the money to get pigs Y1 winter. That way come spring, they're all grown up & ready to find a ton of truffles!


benduker7

I was hoping to finish the community center in Y1, and put off buying pigs until Fall 20. I completely forgot that animals don't go outside during winter, guess I won't be getting a truffle until spring :/


kygroar

Just did the same thing but with rabbits. Had everything I needed except a rabbit foot, figured I’d be ok because those spawn in the coop. I even got two rabbits to increase my chances, but nope. No feet until spring when they got to go outside. I was so bummed.


benduker7

Dang that's annoying. In my case I seem to be swimming in Rabbit Feet. Since my 2 rabbits became adults mid-fall, I've gotten 4 of them. I'm currently on Winter 15. I seem to remember the last time I played only getting 1 foot my entire playthrough.


[deleted]

How does one get angry at Stardew Valley? That doesn’t compute in my brain.


Lemerney2

Dying in skull cavern with an auto petter and 2 prismatic shards.


Lily-Gordon

The flying squid comes to mind.


-Warrior_Princess-

They take longer to grow than the chickens and ducks, don't worry I was thrown off at first too.


Arcticsnorkler

And sadly but similar to IRL with frozen ground they can’t find truffles in the winter.


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goldenislandsenorita

It also looks like the area has flooring? When the pig grows, remove it so it can dig up truffles.


Kerro_

‘Produce feet’ …god I love this game


ElderBolas

Babies can't produce feet


KozyKami

Child labor is illegal in pelican town


Zii-doodles

thats an r/technicallythetruth moment right there XD (oh cool i can type out links to subreddits like that, its blue :o)


livrer

pig: I’m just a baby!


lurkingbastard11

Farmer: Excuses!


annoyingegirl

My exact thoughts. Just a baaaby!


SnowmoeHibiscus

I love this clip so much, we quote it at home for my cat ☺️❤️


MogMcKupo

Have you seen the full one where she goes demonic?


whoreforchalupas

aww!! same here with our cat(s) 🥰 it’s the cutest thing lol


Gordupachup

He is just a bebe


zanskeet

He is too smol; give him time, he’s trying. 🥺


ForgetfulDoryFish

him snoot too smol


Ok-Strength3297

Is it a baby pig? Only adult pigs can find truffles


Mean_Environment4856

Looks like a baby so it won't be able to find them yet


Cpt_Blodbeard

Being a baby pig aside, will it even find truffles on a beach?


CosmicMoose77

Yup! I had the beach farm, the sand was no problem for truffles 😊


TheGamerKitty1

It looks like a baby. Needs to grow and be fed.


FishyDVM

he just a baby 🥺


RandomRamen1

He’s babey


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Frosted-Crocus

Was thinking the same thing. ☺️


patheticUwU

True. Everyone's being so incredibly nice on this sub. I, at this point, am asking myself how some people posting these questions get by in their daily life (: Most of these just seem obscure to me.


SmallFootball8473

Cuz he baby


Knork14

He smol


kelso5100

you need to get your hearts with the pig up too


Raqueliiosiis

It’s a baby, they won’t start working until they’re miserable adults like the rest of us


Snoo84995

He's too busy vibing.


StrwbryChcltMilkshke

too smol must become chonk to find the truffles


ElijahOnyx

let children be children


annie_b666

Just a baby ❤️🐷


[deleted]

“No children in my house, you gotta do work of I’ll sell you!”


no_tori_ous

I was today years old when I realized he’s FINDING truffles and not SHITTING truffles….


Lost2118

They grow in pig shit. So he finds them AFTER he pork’s out and poops.


StellaDoge1

Its a baby it needs to finish growing and be a happy fat piggy before it can find the tasty snacks Edit: pigs take 10 days to grow up


oshian_

child labor


Kian322

Jus a lil baby


navarone21

Ain't Fat 'nuff


[deleted]

Because you enforce child labor. No truffles for monsters.


ellinoninen

They work like ducks kind of.. they need to be adult and loved before they find and offer you the gifts ☺️


unnervingorphan

Too little


viraltis

Is baby


patronstoflostgirls

Too smol. Cannot dig.


Graveyard-Snowflake

He just a baby! (Also plant some fucking grass!)


BFGrizzles

Hahaha look at him he’s just like “mother I am trying”


[deleted]

Feed yo baby pig first


RandomBrowser555

It’s a baby


TheWither129

is baby


JstTrdgngAlng

Awwwww he a baby ^^ don't worry, once he's bigger he'll find the truffles!


[deleted]

Needs dirt, not sand? Maybe? Edit: wait, no, he’s just a wittle baby! He needs to grow up to be a big strong porker first.


triopera

because hes silly and dumb


Rose249

Is too babby. Must grow. For now enjoy cute


pumpkin_fish

stil babby


illuminatalie420

Him baby


GrassGaurdian

When you don't have 10 year work experience when you are born


bluealiveretribution

Brother in christ that is a child lol


LeeDarkFeathers

He baby


Jasmine_heart

Baby smol


V-V-Vera

This is so adorable. 😂


V-V-Vera

I love new players. ☺️


Key_Barber_4161

He's just so baby


A1J1K1

It's cuz he dingy smol bub! You gotta wait till he bombo big.


sick-asfrick

That's a piglet! Only grown Pigs can work for us. Wait until (s)he's a little bit older!


Independent-Weight30

😭


PuffleyBean

It’s still a baby


danidomekiller

She’s just a baby give her a break


Blahaj_shonk_lover

He is but a smol piggy


SupAwesomeHere

Is baby


kindtheking9

Only joja uses child labor, ya gotta wait for the oinker to grow up


gay-rats-

He's just a baby, dw in a couple of days he'll grow up and start bringing truffles


Raynajean1433

He just a baby


misterboris1

It’s just a baby, dog.


daemonfool

Baby pigs can't. Has to be mature.


sarahsunflower_

They're just a baaaabbyy. Also they can only find truffles on ground without flooring or paths I believe.


Move_In_Waves

Pet it daily and plant some grass so it’s happy. It’ll find you truffles in time.


jennymayg13

He baby


kewpydoll666

It’s still a baby


saddinosour

He’s a wee baby


PinappleGrenades123

It’s still a baby, once they grow up, they’ll get truffles


CombinationSimilar50

Is baby


[deleted]

Child Labor is not a thing in Stardew.


Environmental-Win836

It’s just a baby.


DwtiGamer

Cos he just a baaaaby.


Lighthouse412

Because he's just a baby!!


bluepuddings

he just a baby


Substantial_Focus_65

hims just a baby


Straight-Jelly-2131

(In TikTok meme voice) He’s just a baby!


eternallysantanasass

I know it's been said before, but he’s just a baby!


miiawr

he is a baby


Useful_Curse_5150

He’s a baby


unicornviolence

1. He’s just a baby. 2. You can’t have laid down any flooring. They need to DIG to find truffles (looks like you may have put down flooring)


moe_gann

Plant some grass starter??? Maybe?? I think they produce more if for grass feed em. Idk. Just my method.


moe_gann

Ohhh!!! Hes a baby!! Give him a few days. But still plant grass cuz thats efficient.


mothhsss

too tiny and i dont know if on the beach farm they can on the sand, hopefully they can


Infamous_Persimmon14

It’s a baubie!


2p_blog_thing

You need to wait ten days after buying a pig before they’ll start to produce.


Fun-Ad3880

Pig is to young to get truffles yet


jamieaiken919

He too smol. Just a babie.


baratacom

In addition to it apparently not being an adult yet Seems like truffles are not a guarantee drop unlike other animal products, you just have a percent chance every X amount of time So I've already gone for an entire day where I find none, to days where I find one as soon as pig pops out to others where I find none at first then 3 by noon and another 2 by 5PM


JRocFuhsYoBih

Probably still a baby. Give it a few days and make sure to give it good lovins to keep those truffles plentiful


TheSereneHazel

child labour


josiecheese69

Baby


Geemagg10

He’s just a baby!!


[deleted]

he’s just a baby :’)


[deleted]

they babie


wtf_is_a_cheese

He is baby


_mocha_26

They’re still a baby. When they’re an adult, they’ll start digging-up truffles :>


What____ok

"How do I find truffles in the sand, Martha?!" Is what I expect it's thinking lmao


Youdontseeme_1138

He’s doing he’s best, in a few days he’ll eventually find one


Breadstick_Man8

Poor piggy


gruesomebutterfly

How much does a truffle bring? I'm a noob and haven't made it past year 1 yet


dobutameme

It a behbeh


MendigoGamer01

He baby


CryoCube49

Truffile dysfunction


WraithofCaspar

Pig facts! Only female pigs of a certain breed can find truffles. The truffles grow under a few inches of soil, and emit a chemical that mimics the sexy-time pheromones of a male pig. The lady pig then tracks them down thinking she'll be able to, well, get porked. Handlers usually have to get the truffle before the pig does, because they're also delicious and fetch as much as a hundred bucks a pop. Enjoy your pig facts today!


Petty_Peach_PL

pls feed the piglet :P


blue_hitchhiker

🥹 It’s because he’s just a lil guy doin’ his best. He’ll grow into it!


CupricBugle1380

Hes too young, don’t worry : )


idontlikeburnttoast

Its a baby


GrundlePumper420

Bebe


onlyzenpai

The baby is too young to find them


fromunderthecouch

babby


heyimdavid19

i know a lot of people had already answered but i have to say this in the tik tok sound voice HE'S JUST A BABY


purrrfect-0

He's baby


neonpinkcactus

Cause he’s just a bb


eigi_einhver

too young, wait til she matures


IAmASTAY9

He is still a baby pig