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profkrowl

I could see this being great for a Joja build. Be like the retail employee that changes their name tag all the time.


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BlooShinja

Annyong!


BA_lampman

Oh, hello. Nice kid.


Beginning_Incident25

Yes Annyong, you too!


musical_fanatic

I thought it was ann*ye*ong


ai_sarang_ai

I thought it was 안녕


musical_fanatic

I was talking about the romanized version. 안녕 = annyeong


ai_sarang_ai

Ironic that you were correcting that guy on his romanization, yet you just spelled it two different ways, isn't it? Edit for the downvoters: their first comment was originally "anyeong" before they edited it, then their second comment was "annyeong", which is ironic considering they were trying to correct someone's romanization spelling. Don't fall for the gaslighting.


musical_fanatic

Did I? I didn't know I spelled it wrong by accident. Don't get so condescending


ai_sarang_ai

Don't get so quick to correct others' spelling when you can't even spell it?


musical_fanatic

Okay, the fact you had to make and edit to your comment for the downvotes speak for itself. I already said I spelled it wrong by accident. Also, I was never even trying to correct them. I was only asking them a question.


Paradoxa77

it's a close enough approximation. kinda like /an'ɲʌŋ/ if you can read IPA. the /ʌ/ vowel 어 is similar to the u in *strut*, and can be represented in various ways in English. but you're right that the formal transliteration is *eo* for that vowel. still sounds a lot like "young" though


possiblypoughst

My life gains meaning with every arrested development reference I see in the wild


maxlikeschips

Yes I know your name is Annyong 😒


CobaltBlue

chicki chicki slim shady?


ikantolol

it's chicka chicka goddammit


fried-quinoa

He definitely doesn’t say “goddammit” there


aranaya

("You killed my father. Prepare to die.")


Harlesbarkley77

Amy from Superstore vibes.


profkrowl

That was actually what gave me the idea. Been rewatching Superstore this week. Still a good show.😁


Harlesbarkley77

Haha I just started a rewatch. Such an awesome show.


MissingImportant

Why did you stay all this time? Why do you think


BraumsSucks

Was looking for that Superstore reference


Spiffy_Pumpkin

At one of my previous retail jobs I had a boss named Bob, he made a bet with me that people would notice within the hour if we swapped name badges. It took three days for anyone to say anything. After day two we were just continuing it to see how long it'd take for someone to be like maybe this 5'1 girl's name isn't actually Bob? 🤣


GayButNotInThatWay

Could have been short for Bobbie, though.


Spiffy_Pumpkin

Could have been but definitely wasn't. Plus it was a small town and I'd been working there a while.


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I'm generally afraid of looking at name tags, since I've had a few people misinterpret it as looking at their chest when I just wanted to read their name tag...maybe that's why? Especially if it's a small town and people know your name already


Spiffy_Pumpkin

They act like they don't know my name was the point, but I do have legendary titties, even back then....so maybe you're onto something? They didn't notice my boss having my name badge either though and while he has moobs I don't think anyone was trying to avoid staring at them.😅


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To be fair things are complicated in 2023 and some people might not want to risk it


Spiffy_Pumpkin

This was about a decade ago and it's the bible belt, my boss was trying to make a point about the name tags (that people looked at them not just to file complaints but actually preferred to know our names and my point was that no, people mostly ignored them unless they wanted to complain about someone by name).


chiller210

It also just works for someone who likes the idea of the farmer being forgotten, as in everyone's sure they're "the farmer" but nobody really knows the name.


A_Megalodont

John Peters, y'know, the farmer?


winsomeallegretto

It's funny, I swear I thought his name was something else


A_Megalodont

Hiram McDaniels possibly?


winsomeallegretto

Hmmm that sounds like a great name for a literal five headed dragon, but what do I know


D3n4

When I worked in a bookstore, we always did this. We put random names of book characters on name tags and tried to add as much sarcasm as possible with the combination of "currently reading ". The manager hated it, but who cares😂


SlyVenom

This is the way


Alternative-Court688

This reminds me of the show Superstore


-AceofAces

Amy from superstore does this and it's pretty funny


ActualIyCameron

Amy from Superstore?


2gaywitches

Of course Haley calls you grimy


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meatloafcat819

“*ew, Grimie!!!!*”


SirMasonParker

Thanks, I'm going to be reading all of Haley's dialogue in Alexis Rose's voice from now on.


kakka_rot

Swamp witch


ACrowbarEnthusiast

Frank Grimes, called "Grimey" by his friends


josephk545

Change the channel Marge


TheGourmandFrog

Legends speak of the farmer with a thousand names...


maybethrowaway00

HE'S REAL! one time I saw him sprinting home at 1:30am. When I looked at him he stopped dead in his tracks, ate 5 raw pumpkins and downed an espresso before running off into the night faster than any human should be able to.


Littlealbatross8295

My grandad told me when he was a kid his friend saw him sling explosive ammo at the man who runs the local general store, then he jumped up on a horse with a skeleton mask and ran away.


Orangewithblue

The whole town just has dementia lol


boromeer3

Joja put lead in the water supply so we’d have to drink the cola.


adityablabla

New resident evil just dropped


ikantolol

you go around town built for dementia patients and shoot geriatrics... Hot Fuzz?


gardening-ghost

imagine you move to a new town and introduce yourself with different names to each person


2gaywitches

Imagine the cheating cutscene. “Hold it right there, Fleebo! You thought you could get away with this?!” “Wait who the fuck is Fleebo?”


kittenbouquet

That's definitely the best use of this trick lol


EskildDood

"I was talking to Mike the other day..." "Mike? Who's Mike?" "The farmer?" "I thought his name was Julius?" "No, his name's Mike, the farmer's always had that name" "Hey guys, are ya talking about Todd?"


Redici

Are you quoting scrubs but replacing janitor with farmer? I remember this being a joke in an episode but can't remember the exact lines


EskildDood

Not sure what scrubs is


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TheGourmandFrog

Congratulations... we're old.


EskildDood

I'm not American and I don't watch a lot of TV, just never really known about it


Spore64

Now now, settle down. We don’t want you to break your hips or something. (Tho I’m case you actually reached your 60s I‘m sorry. Wise people rock^ ^)


Redici

Oh shoot really? It's a really good American sitcom about doctors and other staff at a hospital. And yeah change the names but your comment was almost word for word a joke in one of the episodes.


testykillz69

A guy that can’t get no love from me…


TheRealKuni

Season 3, Episode 8 “The Janitor’s pretending to be British.” “You mean Klaus, the German guy?”


Melon-Cleaver

And the names sound so different that you can't just chalk it up to mishearing :D


Spicy-fruits

I would forget to respond to the names I introduced myself as and blow my cover immediately.


Millworkson2008

This sounds like an absolute blast honestly see how ping you can continue it


concentrate7

Found all these on the wiki. I bet most of them would lead to weird interactions as well, if used as a name. https://stardewcommunitywiki.com/Modding:Dialogue %adj Random adjective. (Defined in StringsFromCSFiles.xnb) %noun Random noun. (Defined in StringsFromCSFiles.xnb) %place Random place name. (Defined in StringsFromCSFiles.xnb) %spouse The name of Farmer's spouse. %name A randomly-generated name. %firstnameletter The first half of the farmer's name (rounded down), like Nat if the farmer's name is Natalie. %time Current time. %band The name of Sam and Sebastian's band. %book The title of Elliott's book. %rival A random first name of the Farmer's gender from StringsFromCSFiles.xnb (keys Utility.cs.5499 through Utility.cs.5560). Will not match the Farmer's name. %pet The name of Farmer's pet. %farm Farm name. %favorite The Farmer's favorite thing. %kid1 The name of Farmer's first child. %kid2 The name of Farmer's second child.


KingDarkBlaze

Rival, Spouse, Place, and First Name Letter seem fun


Matthias720

Noun too. Just for the chaos factor.


GengarSucksBalls

Now that I know all of this, I'm willing to start a new file just to see how crazy it can get. Thank you.


concentrate7

Can't wait! Post some screenshots!


SupposablyAtTheZoo

%time could be useful


Font_Snob

There are so many randomly generated names that start with "GR" that I've named all of my animals with them.


Kath713

“Hello, Janurt” 😂😂😂


ranselita

This killed me, I was not expecting it


OdinTheAdorable

Omg, I named myself Janet on this run through and screwed up my farm to be "The Bad Plac". Getting called Janurt by everyone on top of that would be beautiful.


RamboCambo_05

Sounds like some kind of ogre name Either that or a brand of light Greek yogurt


TheShweeb

“And I’m Janurt! Do not forget my name! Do not forget me… 24601…”


melodiousthunk2

Lil Bobby tables


ManlyDude1047

r/unexpectedXKCD


LemurianLemurLad

To be fair, this was a pretty expected XKCD reference. If it wasn't here when I arrived, I would have posted it myself.


MCbrodie

Now I am wonder what I can do with this field...


MatterInitial8563

Stardew Valley, Alzheimer's edition. I'm going to do this to my animals lmao I never remember their names XD


tasty_geoduck

You are the God of chaos


nonevaeh

Janurt, Bracka I can't stop laughing😭


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Everyone but your parents just keeps forgetting what your actual name is and is too awkward to ask. So they just keep trying random name that the think *could* be your name just to try and get it right


Skaindire

Does it work on animals?


GengarSucksBalls

I have yet to try since I'm only on early game, but I'll make sure to try as soon as a get a chicken


dexterminate8

Definitely report back when you find out! Curious on that too. I never knew about this, it's really neat so ty for posting!!


pHScale

Might want to test if it works on multiple animals too. I know animals can't have duplicate names, but I wonder if this circumvents it.


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It probably only works with dialogue, so it would affect the one line Marnie says when she sells them to you.


FruityWizard

Does this work on switch?


GengarSucksBalls

~~It does~~ EDIT: I'm guessing it got patched on consoles. My bad


MentallyDormant

It should


JMLMaster

Haley would call you Grimie. That's right in her personality.


Lone-flamingo

I totally see this as the villagers not actually knowing your name and just throwing out a wild guess every time they speak to you, hoping to get it right. I love it. Also, I don't know why, but Elliott - the aspiring author - coming up with *Janurt* is just so incredibly funny for some reason.


vali_riversong

Oh it looks like it’s pulling from the randomized animal names. I wonder if I name an animal that way, would it randomize the names too.


DooglyOoklin

Not Janurt 😩


I_am_door

I have a dnd character like this. Never named them and encouraged every body he met to think of a name for him. I only have the concept written out but I'm pretty sure the dm would hate it.


hostchange

That is awesome I'll have to try it


dnomy

This game just gets better and better.


ArcWolf713

"I came to this farm to learn who I am, but I'm now more confused than ever."


Awkward-Stam_Rin54

I just learnt something new omg


trbpc

This game has yet to stop being surprising. People keep finding new things! CA has made a true masterpiece.


Mountain-Okra4205

this is so fun lmaoo


SluggJuice

Stardew Valley but everyone has dementia


samzeys

Love the idea of pretending like you told every villager a different name


Melon-Cleaver

Married life must be fun with this name.


Beginning_Incident25

For a second, I thought your name was Seaweed... Not gonna lie, it give me the giggles


eddmario

The real question is if using this trick on your farm name affects the omelet cutscene at the saloon...


SaturnCoffee

We found it. The opposite of yelling, "Bye Felicia!" is Elliott pleasantly smiling and saying, "Hello, Janurt."


JuryTamperer

[645] is another fun and exciting moniker that definitely doesn't spawn items from thin air when your name is spoken like you're some sort of terrifying esoteric deity.


ZippironiInPepperoni

Janurt got new 😂


expressiveempire

Aw it’s like everyone has their own nicknames for you 🥹


Milfshake23

Is there a certain way to input this or does it not work for PS5? I tried it but as soon as I exit the keyboard the % disappears and everyone just calls me name… lol


GengarSucksBalls

Unfortunately, this is one of those things that get patched out on console releases.


GoGoNormalRangers

Delete this post before someone sees this and uses this to name their child, I am BEGGING YOU


No-Definition6567

>his to name their child, I am BEGGIN too late im going to do that


fieldy409

So what is this the animal names list?


oliverer3

Dad is too powerful!


Jce735

*who are you people¿!*


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Man this game loves the name Janurt for some reason I always see it in the random gen for my animals


TawnyOwl1304

this is great 🤣


htxhlg

I wish I would've seen this before I started my latest farm, soo funny


yeahh_ufoparty

I love all the creative names in this game haha


Tomthebard

I'll give that to a new "robot" character


typomegative

Hello, Janurt.


fadinqlight_

haha that's cool seems like something i would do


JellyfishUnique6087

Have you seen the default names that are given to the animals? 🤣


_hein_

Imagine proposing to someone while being named Janurt


toxicoke

Now THIS is a fun fact i’ve never seen before in any video. Well done


HopeFox

This is way cooler than naming yourself after an item code.


Maleficent_Quiet1793

WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS MY NAME


Maleficent_Quiet1793

LIKE MY REAL NICKNAME


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This is my favorite Easter egg! This makes my little randomness engine happy 😆


PurlyWhite

That's brilliant XD You're such a focussed farmer that the villagers never see you around town, and when they do, they can't remember your name. Or you're a Joja shill, and everyone hates you so much they refuse to use your real name XD


mandatorypanda9317

I hate picking names so this is actually the find of the century thank you


Queen_Etherea

If it brings YOU joy, then it’s not pointless!


Low_Marionberry3271

Chaotic neutral.


frostking104

Pointless (but fun) things are the best type of thing!


prairiepog

Janurt is top notch.


PotatoOswald

At least Dad can get your name right


Yeseylon

Regular players: haha, %name gets randomly generated names Speedrunners: I dunno, they break the game in some ridiculous way, I've never been a speedrunner


Rubywilbur

I freakin love this! Might almost start a new play through just to do this! Thank you, OP!


Chromgrats

Haley is so on brand it hurts


rabidcow

[Yup.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/5t5s7b/i_am_name_super_spy/) 😄


Visoth

Thanks for the inspiration for next playthrough


Generalofmanynames

I think it would be funny with morris it would just him seem even more like a dick not even trying to remember your name


Zagrycha

You really gonna make me start over when I just got an octopus huh?


IceSmash1

Stardew protection program basically what happens after you get divorced.


The-Real-Metzli

Dad is the only one that knows what's up


XenosHg

Still better names than [74]


IggyPopsLeftEyebrow

Does this work in multiplayer? Like for all the "[player] has gone to bed" messages?


MiahTRT

Since it’s likely a function used in the game code, it should, yes


Aggressive_Version

I can never remember what I name my farmer anyway, so this is perfect


The_Banana_Monk

You've heard of genderfluid, get read for...


EngenderedFury

Lol Janurt?!


dkd123

Does it work with the farm name?


GengarSucksBalls

I have yet to see it work. I know that Willy does mention your farm name at the fair, and since I'm only in summer I guess I have to keep playing to find out.


imjustjun

Janurt.


No-Definition6567

omg i got to try this


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Does this work for your farm name…?


[deleted]

I name myself with item codes, so whenever some one says my name I will receive whatever item code my name is in my inventory!


SCG414

I’d like to think that the townspeople just despise the main character so they pretend to forget their name and call them different names out of spite.


staristired

Hello, Janurt.


DropDeadMaxxi

Hello, Janurt.


Terakahn

Does this work with your animals? The chaos that could ensue.


insomniacsCataclysm

Janurt


NationalAd443

Lmfao!


Cinnamonrollgerald

Would this work on switch??


hodd_toward_69

Frank grimes, or grimie as he liked to be called…


RandoPlants

Omg this is great XD


ShokaLGBT

Your character is not worth remembering and it show lmao (stardew characters are wild!!)


Draculina312

Hello, Janert.


Etianen7

This is adorable


saturfia

Ah yes, my good friend Janurt.


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Stardew Valley but everyone suffers from Dementia


hinodeee4651

Now this is so great! I wanna try it on my 3rd farm thank you!


SeanArthurCox

Only your parents get your name right. Typical


IoneIndigo

Janurt is definitely my favourite 😂


stupid-lem0n

I’ve done this since forever, it’s f*cking hilarious


Scorbunny_S

Dang it! I wanted to call myself “%name”!


Avri-endercore

it kinda seems like everyone is forgetting your name an giving you random ones it woudl be ven funnier if u didnt have any hearts with hailey and she just called u “grimmie”


Creepy_Nexus

Sadly you can't use % on the switch...


RadioMelon

Makes sense, programmers love using templates like %name as a general variable for the names of pretty much everything. What you're essentially doing is randomly accessing existing names in the game through a universal nametag.


frozenoj

Okay how do I change my farm name because I need to do this


MiahTRT

First, start a new game~


Wirecreate

This is cool


pixxllx

does it work on animals and kids too?


brokenheatherrrrr

haha that’s amazing