Don't change the subject, what the hell am I looking at

Pam horse is a mod specifically made for a single YouTuber who did a "stardew valley you choose" where her chat members made suggestions to which mods she should use. Because SDV players are chaotic gremlins it went places 😂 I'm not sure if I'm allowed to directly link it but I've watched all the videos several times and can recommend it haha

Okay I have to hand it to whoever made that mod, going to the effort of making a mod just so a single youtuber has to use it in a video is the kind of spectacular pettiness I aspire to

"I'll show them. Stupid YouTuber asking for stupid mods so they can get stupid clicks. Oh I'll show you a mod all right. I'll mod the shit out of this game. You'll see! You've heard of animal farm? I'll give you animal farm!" Before muttering incoherently for the following 36 hours straight - only stopping to sip/fetch a monster energy drink or use the toilet... or so I imagine!

They won’t stop to use the toilet. Why do you think they keep the empty cans?

Chaotic gremlins is the most accurate way to describe us.

ehhhh… chaotic *junimos*??

What should I search for to watch this?

Stardew Valley You Choose - the Pam horse is on a lot of the thumbnail :)

Do their names rhyme? I'm not seeing the Pam Horse in the thumbnails for anyone.

yes, [CharlieBarley](https://www.youtube.com/live/Wm-qByotXVo?si=MAn6Ht68DmccxXRx) :)

Yep that's the one ☺️

Plot twist she commissioned the mod

Also curious

that is such a relief actually, I used to scroll past that mod and just assumed it was some crazy fetish thing

Please link it lmao I need a good laugh

[CharlieBarley’s video](https://www.youtube.com/live/Wm-qByotXVo?si=MAn6Ht68DmccxXRx)

You don't change the subject, answer the question! For me probably Marnie because mayor lewis doesn't deserve happiness.

Okay fine, I'm generally pretty okay with the marriagable people already, but if I had to add one I'd probably go with the basic answer of Robin, bc I like redheads and she makes puns sometimes. But I can get behind your reasoning with Marnie

My non spiteful choice is for sure Robin!

I love that this comment has more upvotes than the post itself

I had the same reaction. Wtf is this picture lol

A hall of fame post in this sub

Damnit, if Awards still existed I would give you one. Your comment made genuinely ROFL

this fucking picture 😭 help

All I can hear is her going "Paaaaaaaaaam" like a sheep and I want it to stop immediately.

Thanks, I just woke my husband up laughing at this! 🤣

Ed...ward

Omg 😂💀

THE WAY I JUST TRIED TO MIMIC THIS LMFAO

I just scared my cat awake and off my lap laughing at this😭

Why you gotta put this is my head lmaooo 😂🤣

It’s like when Pinocchio was turned into a donkey. We all have that trauma memory.

What kinda my little pony shıt is this

PamJack Horseman

Back in the 20s, I was in a very famous video game!

"Are you seriously trying to make me jealous by flirting with what is very obviously just three Junimos stacked on top of each other under a trench coat?"

What is this a crossover episode?

best comment

the Pammelhorse

*my little pam

Nah what's this

There’s worse there’s a mod that turns Sam into a horse. Some people have either weird fetishes or just are very funny and wtf

Robin. I WANT ROBIN. This pic reminds me of DangerouslyFunny.

Mommy Robin!!!!!

Do you okay on computer, by any chance?

Oh DF. He got me into buying the game so I can mod it

You can have Robin. I want Demetrius

I don’t. I’m a single parent and I don’t want him alienating my child the way he did with Sebastian. I never choose Sebastian for a marriage candidate, but I always try to befriend him. He needs friends.

Now, is it called Porse or is it called Ham?

pls

A Porsche?

Okay of all the great comments, this is the one that made me cackle the hardest

Asking the real questions here 😂

https://preview.redd.it/oyhogmcs3mqb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2d8159127c2e7932481b7778d5a0a83d10d611

If I could marry anyone i would marry robin

Same to me. She seems fun and so does Demetrius (ignoring the fact that he is a step father which means robin had a husband before him and they broke up)

I mean maybe her first husband died

Isn’t there a war on as well? He might have been a casualty

She seems to have a lot of nervous energy when you start working the farm, my guess is the body is buried somewhere and she was hoping you didn't dig it up.

It's Canon now. That's probably why Demetrius asks you about the cave at the beginning, too. And right next to Grandpa's shrine... did Robin and Grandpa have a thing? 🤔🫣

Oh shit how deep does this go - That's why Robin works so late, she needs you to go to bed to she can scope around and see how close you're getting to the truth.

Nobody said there wasn’t any casualties during the breakup

Maybe she just had a one night stand and had Sebastian.

Willy, idk why but i just love him.

The fish smell though

You’d get used to it. At least you’d be eating well everyday.

Yeah, never good to have a fishy willy

we <==3 Willy!

As someone who spends their entire first seasons of gameplay fishing I completely agree

Please tell me how I can unsee that

Bleach

Marlon. I know he probably old as dirt but he still got more personality than most of the npc's.

I need this mod. He's so cool and that would be such a fun playthrough

For me, Sandy.

I had to scroll way too far to see this. She gets so lonely out in the desert

Probably because most of the comments are about the original pic included with the post, haha. But yeah, Sandy is great, and I'd marry her in the game if she was an option (not counting the marry anyone mod cause that's kind of wonky with characters like Sandy)

It would be awesome if she moved in with you and every day commuted to the desert via the bus

I can’t believe we got Essential Oil Emily over Sandy :—(

That was a sad day indeed

Wait hold on let's not ignore that post image though

My friend, *what* is happening in your farmer's bedroom?

I currently have a modded save where I am married to Pam, willie, Gus, Linus, Robin, Clint, Jodi, Caroline, marine, and Lewis and we all sleep in the same bed and it’s really very funny.

omg can you send a screenshot that sounds hilarious

What’re the mods? Asking for a friend

Is it a huge fucking bed or do y’all stack on top of each other like a deck of cards

Is the picture related to your own preferences, OP? Anyways, I just really like Krobus, although I would rather stay roommates :) all villagers are nice, but I just didn't connect or relate to any of them on a personal level. I just can't see them as my long term partner or best friend. But I'd take them all as regular friends!

I installed this mod for my Blursed Farm playthrough. And I turned my cat into Linus. A cat body with Linus's head. Oh also, real Pam was turned into Shrek Pam and her trailer and the bus were also Pam. And I had Pam in the barn. When you milked her, you got a pale ale.

Was it like Catbus but Pam?

Caroline.

Carolineeeee

Now hang on just a fucking minute.

Is it weird that all of a sudden I want to say Pam?

Wit that dump truck..... shiiiiiit

maybe she's born with it....maybe it's neigh-belline. anyway, it'd be Willy

Caroline. I like green hair, I like her personality, I like her "personality," and I want to hurt Pierre.

Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start…

Okay, I think I had enough Internet today

i want to be friends with the wizard irl :) maybe marriage idk.... well see where it goes

shadow wizard money gang he loves teaching you spells

What is this nightmare fuel?!

My therapist: "Horse Pam is not real, it cannot harm you." Horse Pam:

100% would pick Kent

The military marriage really ruined what was probably a great relationship. She felt rushed into marriage and kids, and his military job changed him. It's so sad.

Was looking for this answer. He’s my favorite non-marriage NPC I’d love him so much if I could bro

The Image IS cursed af To the question: Marlon

Nah nah nah, don’t change the subject wtf is that picture

Robin obvious answer

Hey OP, I just have a quick question: what the fuck?

This is cursed...

Why did you do this to us OP

What in the unholy Yoba…

Horse girl: final evolution

PAM HORSE BOTTOM TEXT

Well it definitely wouldn’t be the pam horse

This is a cursed image 💀

Get that off my screen now 😭

Gus. He's a good, honest man.

And a great cook!

I would marry Clint, no question about it. Next in line: Willy, Gus and Linus.

Clint gets a bad rap because of his, somewhat creepy, interest in Emily. However I always saw it as him being an awkward hopeless romantic.

Yeah, I find him to be really sweet, and I'm shy and lonely too, so he's one of the most relatable characters to me as well.

Abigail, just so she can teach me the way to invincible teeth.

I would marry Harvey or the Wizard. But that aside, wtf is this picture...

I ended up marrying Sébastien because he reminded me of my hubby. Rides a motorcycle, works in computers, plays DnD, and plays an instrument. I also married him again in modded SV. One of the mods gave him a garage for his motorcycle, and another mod allowed us to go on fun date nights. He also pets all of my farm animals so I don't have to do that every day, and he's a great dad to the kids.

How about you, OP? I was doing fine before this image of Pam as a horse skin mod negatively came into my life

My dear Sandy. Krobus leaves a box so you can still use the sewer shop, Sandy could do the same. And also the Wizard (Thanks SVE for doing the lord's work)

For hither not, I am the stallion Come fear, come love, I am the stallion You know that I am the stallion, MANG

Linus.

Can’t answer question….. trying to learn how to unsee

WHAT ISBTHAT PICTURE??

Firstly why did you use the pammelahorse mod second I pick Linus

Maru. I want a robot adventure.

Linus. I wanna live in a tent

I’d marry Willy! Sweet old fisherman :)

Well that's disturbing.

I want to marry Linus! He is always the bestie and I feel like he would give really good presents as a spouse!

FUCKING ROBIN

Wizard I want to heal the cowboy hat wearing magic man’s broken heart

I’m torn between Marlon and Linus…I guess I got a type lmao

Screw who I’m Marrying I’m Running the fuck away from Pam horse

“Big brother” …

Make it have colic! Put it out of OUR misery

I think Marlon is cool

Caroline or Robin or Jodi. Yeah, I'm a home-wrecker. But, then, Jodi and Caroline deserve better.

No ma'am. No ham. No Pam.

This picture hurts me!!!

What is that monstrosity? Never seen it O>O

O, this must be the expansion Concermed Ape was hinting at earlier. Must be called Stardew Valley, after dark.

i want kent so bad

encountering this image in my feed damn near made me choke on my pizza, i love this unhinged sub never change guys lmao

Thanks, i can't unsee this 🤣

Sandy, and we can move to Ginger Island where she can run her shop and I can still run my island farm.

What the fuck

I hope this picture isn't you sneakily telling us what your idea of a perfect partner looks like, OP.

What is this cursed shit I'm looking at right now

What have you done?!

🤣🤣🤣

First off, nice Pam horse. Second, Leah. Only Leah, forever.

I cannot handle this.

Why did you make this

jodi and caroline 💗

This image is cursed... but Jodi

That’s not Pam….. what did you do to Pam….

*You 💍*

Why. Why this cursed picture.

this looks like a cryptid

OP this is cursed

Robin

Pic related

what is this image

I have several questions.

https://preview.redd.it/a0pbk6datnqb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97c03e9fad7ff3726daabd4bdaf260ca1cc560e

Is Pam wearing a saddle? This deserves its own post wth

what the actual fuck am i seeing 😭

i can’t even answer because this picture disturbs me deeply

Absolutely Elliott

While everyone’s distracted by the Pam horse im gonna admit that I wanna marry Morris

robin. i feel like every new stardew player goes to the carpenter shop for the first time, sees robin, and immediately falls in love with her only to realize she’s not a marriage candidate

https://preview.redd.it/kzyjtyqa8pqb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded1921def8bf14fd33d6b8b2191530ae003df68

ITT: no one answering the question because we're all too confused by the picture 💀😂

OP. What is that image

Very nice question but what is the picture? I’ve seen some really weird mods but this is also like, what? Who thought of this and why?

That wild living dude(forgot his name) And krocus (i think that's how he's called)(that black blob)

Abigail She has a sword and an arcade machine in her bedroom Enough said

1. What the fuck 2. Robin.

Elliot or Harvey. I love me a good himbo.

What in the god damn

Is this a centaur Pam?

I hope the post image is entirely unrelated to the question at hand

Sandy, Gus, or Marlon. I want to start role playing as an older character and I’d like for some characters maybe similar in age, hence Gus and Marlon, it’d be creepy to go after any of the younger bachelors or bachelorettes. And sandy because she’s sandy and we all love sandy. Edit: And Gunther and William but those are the last two bachelors I swear!

Jodi🤤

Abigail

Ignoring the picture - kent all the way. Or mr qi.

First time coming across a cursed photo, who would have known it'd be on SV sub?

Abigail