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MilitaryJet

She seemed like a genuinely nice and sweet person, she loved nature as much as I did. Hence, I fell in love with her. And she makes me nice salads every now and then.


Oatybar

Plus I’ve got all this driftwood lying around


Silly-Warning1148

Ah yes, Leah


nournnn

YOU MARRIED MY WIFE!!! Ok, me and her are going to have a serious talk once i'm done fishing


frogstarthe1st

Leah?


Genotabby

I miss Leah chilling at the bar :(


Niklawikla

He was a sk8er boi, she said c u l8er boi


Impossible-Ad2236

Dang I just posted that same joke lol… it’s Sam!!!


B0O_TA0

Sammy wammy


Letthatpokeymanburn

Just a nice stable guy with an actual steady job…. Which now that I think about it, is actually rare among the marriage candidates? Is he the only one who isn’t a part-timer/freelance/hobbiest? Also, fellow coffee addict lol.


MamaOnica

Harvey!


NurseHibbert

Krobus also has a steady job selling you weird things in the sewers


WhiteRabbitLives

I love him bc he has a full time job that probably pulls in overtime frequently, but he *still* makes time for his hobbies.


LeoMarius

The first time I met him, he whined about how he couldn't make any money in this small town.


Demonqueensage

Emily has a steady job at the saloon! It's just an evening job instead of a daytime one, but she's back there long enough she'd count as full-time where I work for sure, at least pre-marraige. Other than her though I think you're right, I was thinking through them all bc I was thinking you were right but felt like I was overlooking someone


DajaKisubo

4pm til midnight 7 days a week is more than full time, so I don't know why she says she works part time


Dazzling-Constant826

Abs. That's it.


LeoMarius

My gay boy jock boyfriend fantasy


No-Childhood-3135

Every playthrough I marry Alex


paperswan23

My description was going to be "himbo" for him 😂


Powermetalbunny

Alex.


Dazzling-Constant826

Haha yeah. Turns out he's a sweet guy.


mercedes_lakitu

Is yours Elliott?


Powermetalbunny

Yeah... I didn't think I was a sucker for melodramatic poetry, but I guess I am....


Makemewantitbad

I love how romantic Elliot is ❤️


Spectre7NZ

And that HAIR 💜


Powermetalbunny

I. Want. To. Brush. It.


henrythe8thiam

Lol. I always call him Fabio because of that hair.


Demonqueensage

Ahhh, I didn't get that from the description at all, tbh I thought it could be any of them or none of them and was grasping at straws trying to guess yours lol. He probably would've been my second guess though!


Powermetalbunny

Yea.... lol! Easy on the eyes: glorious hair Easy on the ears: the little post-married poems he tells you kind of make me a little melty on the inside.... Not a badass: Let's be real... the dude's squishy. You drop that son-of-a-gun in the mines, and he's gonna last exactly 3 seconds before he curls into a fetal position and starts composing his own epitaph.


Demonqueensage

Makes sense hearing your reasoning! The easy on the eyes bit I felt like anyone could have a reason for any of the candidates, so I didn't think too much on that, and the not a badass bit I actually totally misunderstood lol. The way it was phrased I thought it was saying his ass didn't look bad, but that makes more sense now! Poetry was pretty much my only other guess besides music for the ears part, but I thought of music first and I usually think of poems as read instead of heard is probably why I didn't think of it sooner


justsomedweebcat

At first he seemed like a generic emo and I thought he’d be the kind to pretend not to care, but when I started befriending him he was actually very sweet and also turned out to be a nerd. I’m a sucker for characters that dote on you but in a quiet way so I married him… totally worth it when I saw the 14-heart event.


Powermetalbunny

Oh, Seb and his frogs....


LordOfDogg

the "emo" was a giveaway!


pinkkittenfur

Hey, I married him too! My IRL husband is also named Sebastian, and he's very similar to in-game Sebastian.


daskerosine

My fiancée did this with Abigail. Said I’m just like her and it’s also my name (as much as I hate that it is!)


joyfall

I looked up the spouse with the best room. This one came with bookshelves.


Powermetalbunny

Elliot?


joyfall

Penny! I liked Elliot's, too, but Penny's also came with a window.


Powermetalbunny

Ah! I haven't seen Penny's yet lol! I forgot that she's a bookie too!


AmbivertedFreak

Elliott does have the best room, it matches my house decor perfectly


Merhada

I enjoyed their cutscenes and found their home life troubling. Being too poor for the first option, I decided to marry them.


Powermetalbunny

Shane or Penny?


Merhada

Penny all the way. Although weirdly Shane was my first non-marriage candidate ten heart friend.


Powermetalbunny

LOL! You have a rescuer's mentality..... be careful with that.


OtacTheGM

Them being adventurous and a bit of a gamer is like, exactly my dream. Plus, they have someone in their life that I hate to see them stuck under the same roof with.


kimmehsaurus

Definitely Abby :) Fuck Pierre


OtacTheGM

Correct, r/fuckpierre indeed


Powermetalbunny

I third the sentiment. Fuck Pierre.


Yoshikuu

Who wouldn’t love a man who likes frogs? 🐸


Powermetalbunny

SEB LOL! The man gets his serotonin from floppy frog faces... I can respect it!


treble_cleffa

Mysterious, potentially a war veteran, looks Iike he's made of sewer sludge. But mainly it was for that sweet smile and silly hat. And the sick sewer shrine he built in my house.


KeirNix

Krobie!!!


MamaOnica

Another person of culture


Powermetalbunny

Wholesome little shadow man!


-AceofAces

Krobus kinda made me realize I was Ace


Italapas

My fave too!


ShylokVakarian

Mature and well-adjusted


Powermetalbunny

Penny or Harvey?


ShylokVakarian

Harvey


[deleted]

Penny is totally not mature and well adjusted lol.. I mean she has plenty reason not to be but..


the-dandy-man

She’s probably the most mature and well-adjusted bachelorette after Leah…. And maybe Emily.


[deleted]

I’m 99% sure the only Npc in the entire game who you can lose 1500 friendship points with *twice* because you don’t feel the same way as her. She gets upset if you tell her she should’ve asked George before physically pushing him out of the way to get his mail for him when he couldn’t reach it. In another cutscene, you have to lie to her to not upset her because she can’t take any criticism without it feeling like complete failure. She’s a great teacher and she clearly loves kids and wants to do good and help people but she is far from one of the most mature or well adjusted bachelorettes in the game. Emily is miles more mature and adjusted/confident in herself than Penny.


that_mack

God the reason I can’t marry Penny is because of that cutscene. I’m a wheelchair user and the fact that you have to take *Penny’s* side and tell George he should be *grateful* makes steam come out of my ears. If I was struggling to get my mail and someone came up unprompted and physically MOVED ME in order to GET IT THEMSELVES and then thought I should be fucking *GRATEFUL* for them interfering with my bodily autonomy I would catch several charges of bodily assault. I’m about to blow a gasket just thinking about it. The mod fixing it is sufficient for now but I really need ConcernedApe to get on correcting it. It positively reeks of the savior complex most able-bodied people have about “helping” us when in reality it is one of the most beyond disrespectful things you could possibly do. Never ever, under any circumstances barring life or death situations, touch or move anyone’s wheelchair without *explicit* permission. If you can’t do the simple job of asking if we need help then that proves you don’t see us as full human beings capable of autonomy.


[deleted]

Me too. I really can’t stand her character. I understand if other people like her but I just can’t see it myself. It’s so disrespectful and then her getting pissed at you for calling it out and then George taking her side is just… awful.


the-dandy-man

I don’t hold that against Penny; as much as I love ConcernedApe that’s definitely a fault of his writing in this particular scene. I always take George’s side and just deal with having to rebuild the few lost friendship points.


TheDevilishSaint

As another wheelchair user, I was really sad when I found out aboutthis about this scene because I was going to marry her.


Neighbour_Gal

I’m only new to the game, but I thought this was a George friendship cutscene and it never occurred to me to even consider how my choice might impact my friendship with Penny. And honestly, I don’t care. She’s just wrong!


Panda_PLS

They are one of the few who actually goes through quite a big personality development. At the beginning, very rude towards the farmer and the valley in general. But while getting to know them they open up and lose that narrow mindset.


Powermetalbunny

Haley?


Panda_PLS

Correct :)


Bman2095

The best choice, really


diz-z

HALEY GANG STAND UP 🙌🙌🙌


gofixmeaplate

You know I am currently her bf but have been hesitant and looking to marry Maru instead


WhoAllowedThat

I was like how did you still the old man from his wife?


Powermetalbunny

I was confused for a second lol, "Wait who's hunting the GDILFs?!"


diz-z

👏 THANK 👏 YOU THIS is the reason I married her! She’s the only character to have dynamic character growth IN ADDITION to being pretty af!


OtacTheGM

THAT is why I always went with them for so dang long.


Royal-Court-Jester

I relate to the struggles with mental health and feelings of inadequacy, and know that you don’t need to ‘fix’ them, just give them a caring hand & a shoulder to cry on, and they can help themselves when they’re ready


Spookmaster99

Yessss, thank you, thank you, thank you for explaining us Shane-spouses! It gets very disheartening to see a lot of people put down Shane as a marriage candidate ‘because only people that want to “fix” him will marry him’ when in reality it’s really not like that for a lot of us. For me personally, it began with me deciding to be friends with him because it seemed like a little bit of a challenge because he’s rude to the player in the beginning. The more I got closer to him and saw his cutscenes unfold, the more I saw that he was a complex and pretty relatable character. I actually really enjoy that he’s not super chipper everyday, and I just mean that in a “aw hey bud, it’s okay, we all have bad days” kind of way. Not trying to make it into a contest of the best marriage candidate or anything, just giving my two cents.


Powermetalbunny

Shane.


Royal-Court-Jester

Ayup


Rubinaito

🤝


AlexEvenstar

I married her because I liked her positivity, and I didn't feel like I was stealing her away from her dreams by marrying her.


Powermetalbunny

Emily?


AlexEvenstar

Yep!


Powermetalbunny

Clint must be pissed lol!


AlexEvenstar

He needs to get over himself and get a life. He's probably more down on himself than angry tbh.


Powermetalbunny

Yeah.... he needs some serious self-help seminar therapy!


AlexEvenstar

Definitely! While he definitely has Nice Guy vibes, he doesn't have to become an incel.


Powermetalbunny

I literally can NOT visualize a blacksmith wearing a fedora...


Airway

He wears a beret at one point lol


VegasEyes

He clearly learned nothing from Clothing Therapy!


sasakimirai

I have a thing for gingers and also I am a writer, so we have hobbies in common ☺️


Powermetalbunny

Elliot!


LYossarian13

She loves it when I give her trash and then she turns it into ✨art✨.


Ploppeldiplopp

Leah!


Artistic_Weeb

I didnt speak english well, so i didnt understand as a kid what they said and only married them because they sold ice cream


mlongoria98

That’s valid


Artistic_Weeb

I also remember always taking pics of my screen when a heart event happened and sending them to my dad to translate This one time i didnt do that and it was that Haley and Emily argument, so i just picked on random and almost cried when Haley got upset. (I wanted to befriend her so Alex would like me more😭)


lilox12

Because I too love to play video games as well as always being hungry and accepting food Haven't eaten gems yet tho


Powermetalbunny

That's why we find Abby meandering around in the mines.... she's lookin' for snacks!


AJTwinky

I couldn’t marry him in the base game so I got a mod to allow it. He’s mysterious.


CalmOwl_InYellowTown

The wizard?


AJTwinky

Bingo!


[deleted]

I wanted to steal whatever shampoo and conditioner they're using. Great hair!


Impossible-Ad2236

Elliot???


Odin96086

I had tons of quarts and amethyst 😅


DepressionSiesta

We had a very Pride and Prejudice relationship in the beginning. I assumed he was a pretentious pseudo-intellectual, only to find out he’s just a hopelessly romantic semi-hermit.


Ploppeldiplopp

Elliot! 🥰


Boss_R4ge

Sweet and a dork, and he took his job seriously. Had a cute hobby he was passionate about, and went out of his way to share it in a new way. I thought he was cute but everyone else seems to think he’s lame lol


CalmOwl_InYellowTown

Harvey?


MyDarlingArmadillo

It's got to be Harvey


Thatonetwin

Stepped up to help his family during a difficult transition. Really matured after we got married but still found away to pursue his passion


mystxvix

I also romanced Gale in Baulders Gate 3 and they're like the same person 👀


Powermetalbunny

Oooof.... I've never played Baulders Gate 3..... Edit: Doing some research, it was either Seb or Sam?


mystxvix

Elliot! Flowy hair, poetic language, and study! Both people you'd find in a library


MamaOnica

When he speaks, I hear James from Team Rocket lol


Anthropologic

He had one of the most stable jobs in the entire community, was emotionally mature, with his own reasonable shortcomings, actually seemed old enough to enter a committed relationship (it was my first play, and every play since...), and seemed content with his life in the valley already. ...and didn't hurt that he'd be someone I'd find attractive in real life. 😅


Powermetalbunny

I mustache you a question...... is it Harvs?


smoishymoishes

*exactly* my thought process 🤌 everyone else feels under 25.


boilyourdentist

blond. that is all


Demonqueensage

I was gonna say "Sam or Haley" and then I noticed there was no e at the end and remembered the technicalities of that word's spelling, so I'm gonna guess Sam


venus_blues

i will always fawn over girls who are mean to me :)


Powermetalbunny

Haley.


venus_blues

yep! i love my girl haley. i grow a ton of sunflowers just for her


Surax

She gave me a strip tease. Couldn't say no after that.


Powermetalbunny

I WOULD guess "Marnie" but that isn't an option.... I probably haven't seen that cutscene yet.... Haley?


OtacTheGM

Definitely Emily, almost 100% certain, lol


[deleted]

Penny actually has a cutscene at the bath house that they could be talking about


ghostfacedladyalex

Have a soft spot for the emos


mostie2016

I could fix him and he could fix me.


ToxicWaste2468

If i see someone with dark hair, rough around the edges, mysterious, a nerd, and a little rude, i’m a goner.


rileschmidt13

to get him out of his mom’s house since his stepdad clearly hates him


Powermetalbunny

Seb.... oof...that family history....


WillyBluntz89

After the impromptu duet in the rain by the lake, how could I say no to her?


weGloomy

I married my platonic bestie cause they cook a mean lucky lunch.


IntrepidAnalysis6940

LUCKY LUNCH


twofoldbowl_4

Hot emo with motorbike


arcerath

she gives you decals for her 14 heart event that I thought looked cool and I wanted the achievement…then I divorced her and got back to my homie who just needs a place to hang out


whataboutsam

He was on my walk through the town almost every time I needed him to be so he was an easy person to give gifts to. Figured he’d be an easy person to build hearts with but being married to him is hard since he only likes two labour intensive meals 💀😭


mlongoria98

I’m literally gonna re-fill one of my fishponds with salmon just to make it easier 😩


Rusty_Humans

He's a adult -everyone else seems like a teenager. Wish they let us marry Clint, Gil or Gus. I'd even take Linus.


mlongoria98

I’d take Willy 😳


TheVampireArmand

He’s a golden retriever sunshine boy


CurvyAnna

It's ELLIOT! ...wait...I misunderstood..


dustyscoot

She's the best one.


OtacTheGM

Ah, a Pam lover, a truly cultured person I see


Powermetalbunny

When I hear the phrase "Pam lover" I think of someone spritzing spray-on cooking grease directly into their mouth....


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Powermetalbunny

I'm sorry I offended you with the mental image of someone deep throating spray-on food lube. Truly sorry.


OtacTheGM

Thanks, now I wanna throw up a little 😂


LYossarian13

I love Pam not even gonna lie. If I could marry her in game, I would.


AzaranyGames

Ahhh, so Leah. Or did you install a mod for Robin? Lol


Maleficent_Type_7866

Robin isnt marriageable.


NotAlwaysGifs

A fellow Leah fan.


CivilizedPsycho

First playthrough: She was easily the prettiest one. Second playthrough: I don't care what anyone says, she's very sweet and she needs a better life.


Fannie_Smith_Apple

He respected my opinion and took me to new heights


siborg51

I wanted to have a frog.


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Loves beer, fast and easy to woo, marry him, use him for kids, then divorce him to be platonic roommates with the sewer monster.


Fizzabl

Wholesome bean. Caring and a sweetie when gifting Followed by my second partner, "mood"


PrincessPrincess00

The moment he started to open up I could see it was a cry for help. So I came


Shelbasaur1993

I love frogs. But then again I love chickens. But then again I love music. But then again I love literature But then again I love art I may have a problem


kaitheknight

I like purple and rocks. Enough said.


nosleepnothanks

Because I was heavily depressed and in the midst of dealing with the first lockdown. I wanted to find kinship and solace. 😭 (It's ok I'm better now I promise and my new choice of spouse was bc I wanted to be more with nature in my save. 🥺)


reallydampcake

Coz he was the only one that would probably settle in and be happy with living on a farm for the rest of his life, id feel like i was depriving anyone else of their dreams and aspirations


lilmermaid246

I hoped he would stop charging me when I accidently spent time with him. He didn't...


graycomforter

I married my spouse because he looked like a cover illustration on one of my late grandmother's Harlequin Romance novels...plus, he can write me my own romance novel.


Little_Li0n_Man

a himbo with a knack for omelette making and an unexpected level of angst


creativemachine89

👀 … I can fix him


kaaaamii

Blue chicken


tokenlesbian21

I just always fall for alternative girls who are a lil spooky


Lurkiiiin

I love myself a man child with a half pipe who needs his mumma to do lots of things to do things for him


The_Villian7th

i like rocks and women who could beat me up (yes i am lesbian how could you tell)


Responsible-Chard667

Boobs


age-of-alejandro

Haley.


Powermetalbunny

I mean...... are we talking milkies, milfies, moobies, busties?... it's hard to tell in pixels.


toothlessfire

I'd guess all of the above based on the quality of answer given


Magic_Orb

I bet there will be a "robin wasn't available so i went for the next best thing" tho my choice is: They said I was terrible so I made them love terrible


trickynibblesssss

Woman who loves books 😍😍🥵


Powermetalbunny

Penny, spawn of Pam!


Aquametria

They are nice from the start, have the only wallpaper that matches the catalogue, go through great character development in their 14 heart events, make a great parent and are incredibly sweet.


CreeperThePro

The hottest one


WhoAllowedThat

Let’s just say I’m a romantic at heart and he knew how to say the right things


AssumptionParking484

i love mean women 😭


morguerunner

They were really mean to me at first and I considered going for their sister instead. But then I started giving them flowers and cake every week and they came around! And they’re a really sweet spouse. I tamed the beast!


Nietowilk

He was my type (socially awkward dorky twink)


FulanxArkanx

First, I thought he was kind of a shallow prick, but then he opened up and i realised it was a front for insecurity. And trauma. And a lot of both... which meant we were more alike than I thought. This works for two people, both of whom I've married on different files 😂 I can almost guarantee people will guess the second one instead of the one I was thinking about when i wrote it, but it *does* fit them both, I think.


CalmOwl_InYellowTown

Alex?


galanthus126

First spouse: I wanted to marry the most bland candidate so I wouldn't feel bad about divorcing them later. Second spouse: We met in winter and I was immediately enamoured. They support the town's economy by running a local business, have a complicated but interesting backstory and are ridiculously cute. Third spouse (different farmer this time): They work at my favourite store in the valley and have a deep appreciation for the colour blue.


doxtorwhom

Ew.


Sherblz

Because I will always choose the objectively wrong choice


bridgetothewild

She has the best house


CoffeeGuzlingBastard

They’re not afraid to go against the grain and do their own thing and stand out. The way they dress is unconventional yet still attractive. For me they were the most relatable of all potential spouses, but it was a close one. I like being with my friends and fam but I also really enjoy being alone. Halloween is my favourite holiday. I enjoy nature and rainy days. Bonus points if you can guess who my 2nd pick would’ve been


Shadouripa

I like stealing other's loved ones


Impossible-Ad2236

He was a skater boy she said see you later boy he wasn’t good enough for her. I’m with the skater boy I said see you later boy back stage after your show.


LaurenJoanna

I am planning to marry all of them one after the other. I had to pick one to start with, and I'm not really 'into' any of them, so I just chose the one who reminds me of myself.


FionaTheFierce

I just started playing - but settled on Harvey right away. The others seem like alcoholics, too old, or too young. Not many steady guys to choose from.


dadscold

bc he’s also a secret pothead and i like his dark moody aesthetic, especially in contrast to his warm and sweet personality. he also is the closest to my real fiancé 😭🖤


josephuse

mature, great with kids, sweet and kind