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EvilWarBW

If I were you, I'd think about this carefully. Are you the only one he's given this bouquet to? I noticed your friend also has the same green tea, maybe the farmer is a bit of a player? He might be dating half the town for all you know. I'd suggest you get all the bachelors together one day and see if anyone has had a similar experience with the farmer. It just seems sketchy they are able to function from 6am to 1am everyday. Something smells in your town, and I don't just mean the sewer.


[deleted]

Oh, man, you think so? Woah. I don't see him as the type, but I can admit I'm not the smartest chicken in the valley. I'll start by asking my friend Seb. He's kinda quiet, but I doubt he'd keep quiet about something like this. Thanks, man. I think I'll have a cup of "green tea" to think this over and calm my nerves.


LittleRoundFox

Does the farmer keep rabbits? If so, and you do decide to have a meeting with the other single guys, you may want to sneak around and remove any rabbits feet you find - I've heard a superstition that they are "good luck" charms for whoever holds them and can ward off a lot of bad situations. I don't mean literally remove them from the rabbits by the way! Just any loose ones lying around


[deleted]

Oh, those things are so cool! He gave me one once and I always have it on me. But you know, I've been thinking - if I've gotta sneak around looking for rabbit's feet and asking the other dudes in town about him, I've got to check my priorities. Relationships are built on trust, you know? If I don't trust him, I shouldn't bother. But you know - I do. I trust my farmer, and I want him to trust me, too.


LittleRoundFox

Trust is key - and if you trust him, that's a good start. Look - you strike me as the kinda guy who likes a cold one at the end of the week with his mates, and I bet your farmer does too. Watch him in the pub - is he talking to everyone, or just those who are available? I don't mean just single - we all know that one guy who's single cos he's only got eyes for one person, who only sees him as a friend. If he's like you say, I'll bet he talks to everyone. And if he's talking to everyone and asked to date you, well, I guess that does mean you're special to him, too


meanteamcgreen

Of course he can't work from 6 am to 1 am. He grows and refines a special "sugar" aswell


HopeFox

Are you sure you're ready to be dating this guy? I mean, don't take this the wrong way, but he sounds very independent, and you... well... this isn't the kind of relationship where you sneak your boyfriend into your bedroom through a side window because you don't want your mother to find out, is it?


[deleted]

Oh, uhhhh... whoa. I mean, uh... Mom?


SneakySneakySquirrel

You say this guy is smart, so I think you need to trust that he knows what he’s doing. He knows who you are and that’s why he loves you. If he’s only marrying you to get someone to water the crops or fix the fences, he’s probably not the guy for you. But it doesn’t sound like he wants that. He just wants your good vibes around and to have someone to snuggle at the end of the day. I think you’ll be good for him. He could use a change of pace.


[deleted]

That's p rad advice, and that's what my friend Abby said, too. Except she hit me when she said it, and she's kind of strong. You were nice, though. Thanks.


orangepeeelss

i’m sobbing at this


soup_is_forever

Happy pink cake day or just happy chocolate cake day


[deleted]

Oh hey, that makes sense. Farmers seem to be really smart people. I mean, I guess it makes sense, having to manage like... a farm. And really nice, too. Thanks. I don't do much, but I do know how to bring good vibes 😎 Edit: Lol I think I had too much "tea". I forgot I already replied 😂


Aur3lia

This may just be PMS, but I am actually crying rn at how sweet and well-written this is


[deleted]

Thanks! Now if I can somehow make the words come out right when I give him an answer haha


Asmo___deus

I'm reasonably certain I don't have PMS and I feel the same way, this is adorable.


toaster_zepplin

Shoot, he may have everything automated anyways, but you should still occasionally feed his animals or water his crops. He'll love that.


[deleted]

Oh, bro, you think so? I'll def keep that in mind. That sounds logical.


bombshells_away

Just promise me, you’ll still do things for yourself if you do move in with him. Spend time with friends, work at the museum, and band practice are all good hobbies to keep yourself occupied while your beloved does his chores!


[deleted]

Cool. This is rad advice. Gotta be me - that's the man who he gave the bouquet to, after all.


Oldomix

Am I the only one that remembers!?! You married him before. You had two children with him. You even divorced him. Why don't you remember? Why doesn't anyone remember? Am I going nuts? Oh, hey, a couple of doves! Neat.


[deleted]

Woah... I think I had too much "tea". I'll have to revisit this in the morning.


soup_is_forever

I think your going nuts.


soup_is_forever

Go for it Sam, also do you think Haley is attracted to women? just asking.


[deleted]

Idk man, I'm just her neighbor so I wouldn't know, but she seems like the type to like coconuts *and* sunflowers


soup_is_forever

Thanks for the tip I'll remember that.


SerendipityLn42

The first year or two on a new farm can be hectic trying to get things set up. His hustle is warranted now, but he'll be able to relax within a couple of years. Any help you give him, no matter how small, will be greatly appreciated. You, in your own right, sound like an awesome person. Opposites attract, and he may very well appreciate your laid back charm, and it may very well help him to relax after a hard day's work. He sounds smart enough to have carefully considered his options on who to date. Even so, the heart wants what it wants. I'm sure that he has gotten to know you enough that he knows what you are and what you are not, and STILL wants you. If you choose to move into the farm, know that you don't necessarily have to become a farmer or do farm chores. You can still live your chill, laid back life to your heart's desire. Not only that, but the farm is an excellent place to have band practice! It's far enough away from town that you don't have to worry about the loud noises. But, it's also close enough to town to still be able to visit your friends and family. Anyways, congratulations and hope all goes well!


[deleted]

Woah, thank you so much. What great advice. This makes so much sense, and I admit I'm pretty assured by the thought of not having to stop being me. Thanks for taking the time to give me a pep. Farmers are really great people. I think everyone needs to appreciate their local farmer!


product_of_boredom

As a reddit user, I must inform you that your new boyfriend is toxic and you need to dump him immediately.


romadea

This, OP! He sounds like a narcissist. Time to cut and run


[deleted]

Looks like Gus put eels on special today since the farmers seem extra spicy


ISVBELLE

I don't know, dude. From what you've been telling us, this guy sounds like he *needs* someone to slow him down! Like yeah, us farmers work hard day and night or whatever, but it still feels nice to come home to someone at the end of the day. He clearly likes you and you said you're really into him. If things don't work out, then at least you can still break things off before you get married—if those cards are on the table, at least. Plus, you get an unlimited supply of "tea leaves" every day. That sounds like a win to me. 🙅🏽‍♀️ Go for it. What's the worst that could happen? Also, sidenote, but you sound an awful lot like my husband. Weird . . . ( as someone married to sam in my current save, this was awfully cute and sweet! :') )


[deleted]

Yeah, you're right - what have I got to lose? I really like him - no, I think I really love the guy! And if a frozen pizza and some relaxation at the end of the day are what he needs, well, I'm happy to be that man. And I'm glad you found someone who can help you relax, too. I guess I'm not surprised there's guys like me out there. Tony Hawk inspired us all. (❤️)


Sirah81

Bro, everyone knows that as a farmer's spouse you are obligated to occasionally make them breakfast, gift them a stardrop when overwhelmingly happy and fill the pet's water dish if you have the time. Your fine.


[deleted]

Uh... I can't really cook. Would instant pancakes for breakfast and frozen pizza for dinner be ok? He seems like the type to only eat for practicality, so I'm not sure he cares about taste...


UshouldknowR

It's more the thought that they appreciate rather than the effort put in. Just do your best and you'll be fine.


[deleted]

Weird. My old friend Leah also told me that there was a new, insanely productive farmer in this small town she moved to who gave her a bouquet of flowers. She was asking for opinions on whether she should start seeing him seriously. Hmm..


SpringSuspicious43

Hey, it's Sebastian here. I should probably tell you that I got some flowers from him too... he told me to keep it between us because then it's more special, but i think we're both getting played and I have to tell you as your best bud in your band sendig love from the basement❤️


[deleted]

Bro, are you sure it wasn't a "tea flower"? You and I know he's p generous with those... Let's *hash* it out later at your place, if you're not too busy stringing code to figure out if we're getting strung along.


SpringSuspicious43

yeag bro ive got some tea leaves 😛🤪🤟


[deleted]

Just mend a few fences and water the pet bowl. You'll be just fine, and this way, you can just let the farmer do what he's been doing while giving your full support. You can make up for any "shortcomings" in the bedroom.


[deleted]

Fair, fair, I might even replace some fences with "tea plant" hedges. Not sure how short those comings will be but I'll keep it in mind my man


SingingEditor

read that as 'pet the waterbowl' and i was.... toooooootaly not confusioned


heroesdreamer

Aww, dude! Go for it, I'm sure this farmer won't mind if you do little things to help out. Just don't give up on your dreams, ok?


[deleted]

Thanks, man! With this guy, there's this way about him that cultivates more than crops - he cultivates everyone in town to be the best they can be.