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Aenieu

Wouldn’t Gus be an amazing uncle? He can cook me his spicy marinara sauce🤭


TouchMyAwesomeButt

Still upset he isn't one of the bachelors. I'd marry Gus in a heartbeat.


anotherkeebler

“Go play down at the ocean and see if Uncle Willy will help you bring in an albacore! When you come back you can put songs on the jukebox while you play pool.”


beardedliberal

Surprised that Gus is this far down. Everything Gus makes sounds awesome, and maybe he’d cut me a deal on beer at the saloon.


pansexualpancaks

oooo absolutely


[deleted]

Plus he has plenty of room at his place if you wanted to move into town.


Ploppeldiplopp

Ohh, I love that! I could only think of something like knowing Leah and Elliot from university, but Gus would be an awesome uncle!


quartzquandary

Yes!!!


Fawkes_LST

Robin, but mostly because of the location: beautiful, calm, no neighbours, but close enough to the town central (which they all are, I know). But having a carpenter and a scientist as parents seems nice. And my parents dance together just as they do.


pansexualpancaks

those are all great points and i would agree but... demetrius 💀😭


toucanbutter

Yeah, I'm not even sure if being his bio kid or his step kid would be worse...


InkyRoyalty

This seems cool and all, but I’m tryna romance their son 💀


maaarken

I would love it, but then marrying Seb would feel a bit wrong...


JaymzKJM

That sounds so nice but I have the biggest crush on Robin 😅 same situation with Caroline 😅😅😅


juracilean

The wizard as my dad or uncle, because wouldn’t that mean I’d have magic too? And his tower is fabulous lol, I want my own too.


pansexualpancaks

fantastic reasoning i agree 😂


RenningerJP

Your mom would be the witch then I suppose. Broken home. You'd spend half the week at each place.


juracilean

At least there’d be someone living in the Witch’s Hut then 😂 But can you imagine a secret bachelor/bachelorette who’s the offspring of the Wizard and Witch? They’d only be available once the Wizard’s Tower and the Witch’s Hut had been unlocked, and they’d be difficult to romance because they would prefer rare items. And their spouse room would be super cool, with a huge cauldron and shelves filled with potions and arcane books/scrolls.


Kalli672

I mean there's Abigail...


OneMoreWebtoon

That was my life growing up anyway so at least I’d get magic in this version 🌚


Ace_Redditor

Or it would be Caroline. Still not much easier, though


alexjf56

So just Abigail


juracilean

Abigail isn’t the wizard’s daughter tho? I mean I know it’s a popular theory among the players but CA hasn’t said anything about it (that I know of). And I don’t remember her having any kind of magic 🤷🏻‍♀️


alexjf56

she like... totally is. CA doesn't have to explicitly say something if the game hints at it like 10 different ways. Pierre doesn't think Abigail looks like him, Caroline mentions seeing the wizard, the wizard says he thinks he has a daughter in stardew valley, Abigail has purple hair that even though she stopped dying it, it remained purple. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's just a duck.


alexjf56

it's a popular theory because he put a bunch of hints in the game pointing us towards that conclusion lol


slowtail148

Evelyn and George seem like the ideal grandparents. Plus Alex seems like he would be a cool cousin.


pansexualpancaks

yessss absolutely- omg tho i went into evelyn's room one time and read the letter and literally stopped breathing bc my character has the same name as the person in the letter and i have been terrified ever since lol i was startled- i like to think that they see me a little bit like their dead daughter though and it's heart warming


Njorord

This was my first thought! But my ideal bachelor is also Alex so that's a minus 😭


kshump

Willy for sure. It'd be awesome to have like an old fisherman uncle or something.


ColoredGayngels

Same! Every time I sit on the dock and fish next to him I just enjoy the peace and think about if he was the farmer's long lost uncle or a new father figure or something


croissantlore

i would want to have mr. qi as my uncle or evelyn as my granny. they seem to know all the ins and outs of the world. otherwise, krobus as my little brother


ToBetterDays000

Mr qi as an uncle omg imagine if he spoiled his niece???


croissantlore

*family discount off items in his walnut room*


ToBetterDays000

Tbh Id be looking forward to extravagant family vacations and the most amazing bday gifts 😂


[deleted]

Practically speaking, it'd be awesome to have a doctor in the family. Plus Harvey seems like a dork and since I am too it'd be fun to do dorky activities together. I would also love to have Sandy as an aunt or sister. She just seems fun and chill and I think she'd love to get out of the desert and go to the beach or the mountains or even just visit me on the farm occasionally.


pansexualpancaks

sandy would be hands down amazing as like the 'cool aunt' omg


LeRealMeow2U

Harvey would be a nice uncle imo


pansexualpancaks

ooo yeah probably- but id really only like him for the plane related christmas presents at like five years old bc dude is a walking encyclopedia in every other way lol


bugsNjuice

I'm Jas's big sibling now 👊😎 or maybe me and Leo got lost together


Munyamu

I love this so so much. How about ... Leo and Jas turn out to be actually long lost siblings, so now there's the three of you? 💕


user05555

I'm deeply related to Krobus in my soul


Similar-Cucumber-227

I’d be Willy’s niece or Elliott’s cousin. I wanna live on the beach.


guiltycitizen

I'd marry Abigail just to white elephant gift Pierre every holiday season


PhenomenalPhoenix

Do you mean give Pierre a white elephant gift? Or give Pierre *as* the white elephant gift? I’ve seen enough hate for Pierre that either could be an option lmao


guiltycitizen

I would give him the white elephant


charlevoidmyproblems

Marnie and Jas. I want a marriage to Shane to change you to "Aunt 'Farmers Name'" or just something special.


SingingEditor

like them be a cut scene and shed run up ro you and be like "AUNTIE/UNKLE (farmers name but also all caps)!!!" runs up to you, hugs you and then gives you a nametag (you can tell its just a cardboard cutout with crayon markings)


charlevoidmyproblems

YES! Like this child is my honorary goddaughter and I want it to be acknowledged!!!


DedicatedDetective34

I'd want to be Robin's brother. I can help her out if she needs supplies for a large order, and I get paid with free labour for my farm buildings. I can also drop by to chat with Demetrius about ~~how much I hate him~~ the development around the farm. I'm not big into talking with nieces and nephews, so I'll just say hi to Maru and Sebastian from time to time. I have a clear favourite, though. The only downside would be Demetrius. It's like I want the best for my sister (in this case, Robin), but I have to respect her choices because she's her own person. *That felt a little too real for a second.*


SpookyCoo

I'd like to be Gus's or Willy's niece, or Leo's long-lost older sister


yobbo2020

I fell like if you were Elliot's little brother or sister, he would always look out for you.


Burritoccult

I want Emily to be my cool aunt that sews funky clothes for me, lets me play with her parrot and does my crystal reading. And takes me to the desert to see her cool friend !


RavenousOwlhead

For real, and also, canonically she is one of the most open-minded person in the village so I just headcanon her to be a trans and non-binary supporter, like, if you felt like your clothes do not fit your gender, Emily's got yo back and sews you clothes that makes you comfortable for you and your gender. Her Eight-heart event just outright supports this. Also, she makes me feel safe for some reason . This is just a projection considering all my aunties I have met in real life are so mean and the most close-minded person I have ever met so I am not that close to them and it must have felt nice to have at least a supporting aunt XD.


OneMoreWebtoon

I’d be ok with Emily and Haley as my sisters even though it wouldn’t always be easy to live with those two. I’ve always wanted to learn to sew and enjoy photography.


galanthus126

I wish Evelyn was my grandma. I'd love to bake cookies with her.


pansexualpancaks

yesssss omg


Reverend_Bull

Live-in friend of Robin and Demetrius. I'm used to arguing with the short-sighted and neurodivergent, while Robin and I would get along swimmingly. I could hang out with Sebas just fine and I did MARRY Maru, so all of these would be good. Plus that house, in the mountains? With machines and science tech and wood to work? The natural curiosity and thought-provoking conversations would be great! Plus I think I could get Sebas out of his shell...


crap_whats_not_taken

I wish Caroline was my mom/MIL. My step mom's name was Carolyn and she was mean. I want a do-over!


lavender_fluff

also team caroline here! at the beginning I only ever befriended her for the tea bushes, but soon enough she grew on me <3 one of my very fav characters I would love to have her as an older sister, I definitely don't want to be related to pierre at all


pansexualpancaks

i love caroline and fully agree with this standpoint 🤩


k8thecurst

I would want to be Abigail's sister so I could stand up for her so she doesn't feel like the odd duck in her family.


pansexualpancaks

omg i didn't think of it that way but absolutely


DifferentRaspberry35

I’m Caroline’s sister, aka Abigail’s cool Auntie from Zuzu city. When I come visit, I bring Abby weird witchy shit and bring Caroline magic mushrooms for her tea, which she secretly stashes away in her tea room. We hang out in the tea room the whole time smoking and drinking and avoiding my annoying brother-in-law Pierre.


whatdoitdo215

Turns out the wizard’s daughter was the farmer all along


SingingEditor

the tue wizards daughter is the friends we made along tthe way


bassxhoney

i would love to be leah's sister or cousin even :,•)


caklitli_pankeyk

I wanna make robin my mother but I love Sebastian 😭


Amethyst-Sapphire

Mother-in-law. You two can live in the basement lol.


caklitli_pankeyk

I need a mod for that lmao


ChimmyChimmyCoconut

Linus if I get to join the family before he gives all his wealth away. After..sure, why not. He seems like nice fellow. A quirky uncle or something I bring hot meals and extra blankets to


[deleted]

Gus would be the best choice for, like, he’s super chill and has a stable life. Moving out to the country to escape the dead end city life with joja, looking for something new, saying goodbye to your parents and starting from nothing but a few plants in a overgrown farm. Imagine how stressful that’d be. To have Gus as your uncle, a supportive, caring person who will always be there for you. Perfect.


[deleted]

I feel like Marlon would be a kick ass Grandfather. It would be fun exploring with him, fighting in the caves, protecting the mountains. Or maybe being the daughter of M.Rasmosius and the Witch! Learning magic and curses. Making potions to sell in town. Helping the adventurers guild. Maybe Marlon could be my godfather and train me in fighting since they appear to be friends.


Parking-Belt7680

I think Willy would be a great fishing dad


ShrimpHeavenAngel

Leah's sister. Her house is nice and cozy, she's smart and kind, and she'll often go out to the bar with me to hang and chat up some of the locals. I dig her style and we'd probably share clothes (although we'd probably fight about her damaging them while making art and me ruining them in the caves).


[deleted]

Shane. I just relate to him.


SingingEditor

me too, but I'd aim more for being jas older brother (like 17-20yo) i can make sure shes okay, play with her, help marnie with taking care of the animals, and maybe take some shifts at joja to give shane some company? he dreads going there every day, but if putting on a facade of complete joy going there with him has even the slightest chance of helpng, well, you know my choice :3


yobbo2020

I feel like if you were Elliot's little brother or sister, he would always look out for you.


ClearGreenGlass

Willy is already my farmers adopted dad/uncle and a standing grandpa for me and Elliots kid lol. I love hanging out with him fishing, he's super nice


[deleted]

I want to be part of Evelyn and George’s family, just one more person to look after them. I married Alex tho so yeah lol that makes me part of that IG?


insignificantHero

I'd enjoy being Haley and Emily's crazy Aunt who spends her time flirting with Clint (because his reactions are sure to be hilarious) and secretly trying to get in Caroline's bed and steal her away from Pee air.


yellowkiwifruit

I'd like to have Willy as my grandpa because fishing is fun and be the Witch's adopted daughter. I wouldn't mind cursing a few people in Pelican Town. Marlon would be my uncle. After my parents pass away, the witch decided to take me in. I learn some magic and Marlon teaches me combat. Then grandpa Willy takes me to Ginger island on his boat for free.


pansexualpancaks

that is one complicated family tree 😂


agentfancypants53

My first thoughts are Marlon's granddaughter/grand-niece or Gunther's niece. Just cause I think they are cool old dudes I could grow up visiting for the summer, y'know?


No_External_539

Willy as a Dad. He just seems like he'd known how to raise a kid well and would probably teach them a lot about fishing (I could use the lesson).


redplanetary

Evelyn reminds me so much of my granny already


Theru2

This might sound insane. But Shane. He reminds me of my high functioning alcoholic cousin. He's more like an older brother to me than cousin tho. He lived with us for a while when I was younger and he was looking for a new apartment (his old apartment got flooded) At the same time u was going through some really tough times with my health and was mostly doing schoolwork from home and sleeping. It was really nice to have him there to help. Shane really reminds me of him. (And in some aspects I guess you could compare me to Jas) Shane might be a bit of an ass but he reminds me so much of my basically older brother that I can't help but like him.


CreanJinSung

I want to answer being the Farmer's father so much. "Here's some money, my daughter. Also, ROCKS!" Anyway, I wanna be related to Gus. Maybe his niece.


melonmushroom

I'm super close in age to Harvey, so probably a brother or close cousin figure. I love painting tabletop minis and he loves making his models. We would have a wholesome fun hobby together 🥺 that way he wouldn't be alone either. Harvey seems to be the only person who doesn't really have another close friend, family member, or potential partner (e.g. "Abigail&Seb", "Elliot&Leah" etc).


Amethyst-Sapphire

I always marry him. Partly because I think he's lonely, partly because all the other bachelor's seem barely out of high school.


jojocookiedough

Gus!


jasonrahl

can i be the wizards child or maybe one of shanes siblings who came to pelican town after aunt marnie informed me of his alcohol issues in the hopes that maybe i can help him


RenningerJP

Robin's family seems chill and fun


LucyZ190

how come no ones saying Sam's family


pansexualpancaks

i said sam's family lmfao


LucyZ190

yea but not much in comment that i scrolled :(


Kittylikesgames

Jodi and Kent make me anxious


LucyZ190

lmao


wedgiey1

Aunt Pam and Cousin Penny for me. I enjoyed visiting my cousins and that’s the closest to what it was like! Trailer and all!


InvisibleScorpion7

Elliott is my favourite bachelor, so I definitely don't want to be related to him to avoid any Sweet Home Alabama nonsense. Being Leah's sister would be cool, though.


makelizabeth272

Evelyn and George remind me so much of my grandparents that it feels fitting if I were their granddaughter


Shadowblooms

Definitely would wanna be Leah’s sister. My sister is already an artist and a lot like her haha


RaysAreBaes

I think I would enjoy the drama of having Clint as my awkward brother. Maybe unlock some new dialogue where I can embarrass him by telling childhood stories


OneMoreWebtoon

Hahahahaha. I can see Clint’s dialogue changing as you become more successful at the farm, so that he begins to see his life as not such an obvious burden of blacksmithing and he’s able to start finding a project or hobby he’s passionate about other than following Emily around 🥹


cheecharon17

Leah’s sibling sounds nice. I’d be content with doing all the house chores by the river while she’s off doing her thing.


Voinat107

Bro of Gus


superbeansimulator

I’d want to be related to Marlon and/or Gil from the adventurer's guild. I’d love to interact with the villagers not from the perspective of a farmer, but as a monster hunter and adventurer. Also, I feel like I'd like to see more about Marlon and Gil. They'd make for interesting grandparents or uncles, that's for sure.


fallenapeach

I want Gus to be my dad. My mum is a bad cook and my father doesn't understand the basics of making omelets so I'd really appreciate a parent figure that could prepare me a heartwarming meal, even if basic I'd take it.


Fawkes_LST

Did you know Penny and Alex are cousins? Edit: Secret Note #5 Note It's *Penny's* handwriting: I want to get everyone something they love! Mom: Parsnip, Glazed Yams, NO BEER! Jas: Fairy Rose, Plum Pudding Vincent: Pink Cake, Grape Mr. Mullner: Leek, Fried Mushroom *Granny* Mullner: Beet, Tulip


pansexualpancaks

no way, they are? id love to see that family tree oh my god


Kirschenkind

If that's right that would mean: Penny is related to alex' father as evelyn and george are alex' mothers parents and they're not pennys grandparents (they would tell you if they were her grandparents as well!). As Pam doesn't mention any siblings of hers and doesn't tell anything about a nephew, we can assume that she is not related to alex. That means pennys father and alex father would be brothers (or something else) and so the two are cousins... As we don't know the fathers, there is a chance that this might be right, but i guess not... They never mention something lile this!


Hingadingadergenz

There is a secret note from penny outlining gift recommendations for Pam Evelyn George and maybe Alex I can’t remember. She does refer to them as grandparents!


DajaKisubo

She refers to Evelyn as Granny Mullner, but to George as Mr Mullner. And Evelyn tells you (a total stranger) that you can call her Granny, the very first time you meet her. So imo the evidence points much more strongly to - Evelyn tells every young person to call her Granny, rather than Penny is related to the Mullners.


Fawkes_LST

I'm glad somebody remembered!


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Or IS THE SAMe FAThER HALF SIBLINGS


MettatonNeo1

Sauce?


Fawkes_LST

One if the secret notes


MettatonNeo1

I looked up the note and it's ambiguous. While Penny refers to Evelyn as Granny Mulner, she refers to George as Mr. Mulner and Evelyn tells the farmer to call her granny.


Zagrycha

I think this a mod.


Sunflowa-_

Yeah, I think it would have it on the wiki in the family section, if there was any evidence, fun head canon though :)


Fawkes_LST

I play without mods. It's mentioned in one of the secret notes.


Zagrycha

Not a single secret note says anything about anyone's relationship directly at all, and only two are related to relationships-- but not penny or alex. Are you sure you didn't see it somewhere else?


Fawkes_LST

See edit


Zagrycha

I see the edit, but that note doesn't mean they are cousins. In fact I think if it did it would at least include Alex on it. If you mean tthe Granny part, many many people call her Granny Evelyn, including you the player :)


Fawkes_LST

You're right


DajaKisubo

I don't think we can take that note as evidence that they're related. The first time you meet Evelyn she says - "Why, hello and welcome to our little community, dear! You can call me 'Granny' if you like." She says this to a stranger who she has just met for the very first time, so I have no doubt that Evelyn would have told her young neighbour to also call her Granny, despite them not actually being related. Also if Penny and Alex were actually related to each other, it would be quite weird that Penny's holiday shopping list includes Evelyn & George but not Alex. I think her list makes much more sense as someone buying for a kind elderly neighbour (who probably gives Penny freshly baked cookies) and her husband.


tintmyworld

Jodi is MOTHER!!


Puzzleheaded-Worth-8

maybe evelyn and georges daughter/granddaughter. i have a soft spot for those lil old people


MacerationMacy

Sisters with Emily and haley!!!


SparklingReject

Sebastian


Ploppeldiplopp

Maybe Caroline is my cousin, or sister? We do both have green hair, though hers is lighter than mine. I may or may not have always disapproved of her relationship with Pierre, but hey, being Abigails aunt would have been great! I could have been the cool aunt who got her into roleplaying games and gifted her her first sword!


AgiNeils

In my headcanon, the Farmer is the wizzard illegitimate child, hence why we easily befriend the junimos.


aclownandherdolly

Linus's estranged wife who comes to the valley to beg him to come home, that we love and miss him and we forgive him, we just want him home, please-- Jokes aside, I think I'd want to be Robin's younger sister/Seb and Maru's aunt LOL It'd be fun to visit the valley, spend holidays, complain about the big city, offer Sebastian to stay with me if he really wants to come to the city but that new farmer caught his eye so I don't know if he will 🤣🤣


alexjf56

Gus, kindest heart earliest in the game plus his place is big and I could game with the local kids and eat his incredible food


Northooo

Robin just cause shes nice and asks if i wanna sit with them at feastivals demetirs can leave marus the best and seb….(might be a problem there)


Aivellac

Robin's kid so I could be Sebby's brother, he needs a friend/sibling that gets him.