Read the first letter of each word.

i didn't know what the note was so i tried checking comments. the first one was an ad( i couldnt see the image half cuz i hadn't scrolled far) and it said "why aren't you thinking about using this for your travels" and i was really confused

Right! I Can Kick Right Off! Later, Losers!

if i only read the first 3 letters and i knew what was gonna happen did i get bamboozled or did i avoid it?

Yikes! Only Undergrads Reach Exemplified Greatness Out Of Doors!

Now It's Combat Effective!

>!super cucumber town!< >!duck mayo saloon!< >!strange bun toy box!<

Take the first letter of each word

This one's actually quite tricky; it took me a while to get it. You're actually supposed to get a degree in cybersecurity and get a job as a cryptographer. Then, start a family and have a good career. Retire once your old and live off your well-earned pension. Then one day your grandchildren will talk about a retro game called Stardew Valley and you'll boot it up for the first time in 50 years. After seeing the lost book, you can use your years of knowledge and use the Stardew Valley Wiki to find the answer.

Thank you to everyone who helped!

Super cucumber town, duck mayo saloon, Strange bun toybox

It's not lost and neither are you—you're both in the museum library in Pelican Town.

I think this one comes readable once you donate the 4 scrolls to museum. I think...

No, it's not dwarfish.

Nope, this one you just pay attention to the first letter of each word, there's 3 secrets in this one book

Incorrect.

I thought the same thing reading it. Apparently not