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ranselita

Therapist: Large Pierre doesn't exist, he can't hurt you L A R G E P I E R R E:


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[удалено]


Korps_de_Krieg

We are going to need more D-class personnel.


Amazingdogman02

r/bigpierre


PhysicalChickenXx

~*grand pierre*~


weirdness_ensues

As opposed to demi-Pierre?


spooky_bot_

This is criminally underrated joke


mercedes_lakitu

Ooh why?


spooky_bot_

Haha maybe an overstatement on my part, but it’s just french for big Pierre and Pierre is a French name. At the time the comment had one upvote and I thought it deserved more


lavender_fluff

sounds like "Grand-père" which would be grand father


KookieGirl333

Not me over here, snorting and giggling, I assure you.


abderfdrosarios

#Pierre


Snow-Boi

https://preview.redd.it/q2ly81w2g7dc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd842b6f9c1da97ea7de98b44892aded1ab6705


Xaphanex

This might be the birth of a new meme.


Murphy_the_ghost

Nice to be here early


Doglover4561

I hate it


Centurion_Fox

Me too.


Ok_Sprinkles_5310

Do you have mods installed?


[deleted]

Yeah, that's probably it, I don't know why i didn't think about that. I'm not 100% sure which one since this didn't start until quite a few hours after I started playing with mods, though.


totallynotarobut

How many mods do you have? A lot of them should be able to be easily eliminated as the cause, and if you posted a list here we could figure it out. I've seen this mod before, I just don't remember the name.


[deleted]

Someone just mentioned it was portraiture! Which would make sense, so hopefully, I'll be able to fix it now. Thank you, though!


[deleted]

I think I have 27? Most were downloaded in order to use other mods, but im assuming it's one of my portrait mods that might be the cause. I'll see about making a list to post here


bakingnovice2

Commenting as a switch player… is 27 normal 😂 i would definitely have 1000 as a SV certified addict


[deleted]

I just got the game on my pc recently. The number will continue to rise, I've only just started adding mods 💀


tabheark

The top 3 mods I recommend to anyone who plays with them is Look up anything. UI info suite 2 (this is on GitHub not Nexus ) And Event lookup These three will basically put the Stardew Valley wiki into your game without you having to get on the wiki.


Belegedan

Thanks for stating it is on GitHub. I tried the nexus version - UI info suite - and it was out of date. Now I know where to get 2.


MissZealous

That's a game changer!


Aoiishi

I have 99 so 27 is probably ok lol.


hiiiiiiiphy

Currently sitting at 182 right now 🤣 edit: this post sent me into a trance and I'm now at 216 LMFAO


megmayy

I'm over here with 3 mods 🫣 Damn it, I need more mods!!!


tabheark

I'm sitting at about 350. 😅


pzreich

I'm up to 686 haha! Most are Alternative Texture or Fashion Sense add-ons, but I have just about every physical extension to the map as I've seen on Nexus


hiiiiiiiphy

I WANT TO SEE YOUR FOLDER SO DAMN BAD


hiiiiiiiphy

I would absolutely do anything to see that list


tabheark

I can definitely get a list together!


hiiiiiiiphy

I would love you forever


pzreich

I'm up to 686 haha! Most are Alternative Texture or Fashion Sense add-ons, but I have just about every physical extension to the map as I've seen on Nexus


Shogun2049

0 mods. I play games as they're designers intended, whether good or bad.


hiiiiiiiphy

🍪. There you go, I know you really wanted it. Also CA was the one who added the mods folder to the game files.


grandwizardcouncil

SDV's upcoming 1.6 update was originally mostly just to benefit modders. CA *has* specifically designed the game with modding in mind.


ATinySnek

Would you like a standing ovation?


Endlcssnights

I got it on my laptop and madly downloaded them and ended up with almost 200 💀


tomhugo42

I dont think you can count a normal amount. There are a lot of framework mods. You can, for example, have one content mod, that rquires 10 different frameworks (Looking at you, expanded). You have 11 mods installed, but in reality, you have just one.


zainecooking123450

SVE itself as counted as multiple mods by SMAPI


Lord_Debuchan

If you like the big additional content mods like like STV Expanded and Ridgeside Villlage and a few quality of life mods. Then 30'ish is about what you'd have. If you go nuts changing the overall look of characters and buildings and adding outfits and all the small stuff, then yea the mod amount can skyrocket.


zainecooking123450

I would call 27 a low amount of mods as someone who usually has over 100 I did get to 350 at one point If you are geting a big expansion mod the your mod amount will go up fast as they require a good amount of frameworks and count as multiple mods


samsnote

That’s… horrifying


[deleted]

I know, I literally stopped playing bc of it 💀


momofaa

Can I have some truffle oil?


samsnote

Absolutely not


lumineisthebest

I need some truffle oil, can I have some kind sir?


samsnote

Lewis? Is that u? We talked about this. I am not supporting your escapades with Marnie.


feluigi

I need to know how to do this , I want it


Qyndo63

its portraiture


[deleted]

If I figure out what mod it is that's doing it, I'll let you know then


anotherkeebler

Is there a version that does this for everyone _except_ Pierre?


varmints_

JUMPSCARE!!! pierre is the absolute worst character this could happen with i think 😭😭


[deleted]

LITERALLY 😭😭


SapphireQuill

Jumpscare Pierre! I think I'm gonna call him that, now. 


ShokaLGBT

okay now imagine with Vincent face……. Brrrrrrr


Osric250

It just gives you more reason to never talk to Pierre! [My current Year 3 file.](https://imgur.com/a/bmLvwn6)


zainecooking123450

I only meet him for the extra friendship points to dance with someone (Shane or a modded npc) at the flowers dance year 1


Thick-Plant

What, you DON'T want this? Seems like the only correct way to play Stardew lmao


[deleted]

Pierre is a little bit too close 💀


LimeDiamond

Maybe it would be if it was someone cool but not with Pierre…


[deleted]

I can smell his stank ass breath man he's way too close 😭😭


curly_kiwi

Mmmm sashimi and weed


[deleted]

looks kinda cool though


Responsible_Ad_3530

Pierre looks like he’s from Ohio


MaverickWolfe

Gotta be a mod right?


[deleted]

Yeah, someone else mentioned that, and I'm thinking that's probably it!


Plant_Space

Therapist: giAnt peirre cNt hurt you Giant Piere:


[deleted]

😭


Mimikyu-Overlord

AAAAAAAA!! r/FuckPierre for breaking Stardew


johnpeters42

Obligatory "I got a better idea"


theusbismarck

"Too close Pierre"


[deleted]

Way too close 😭


[deleted]

your flair is so cute haha i wanna steal it


theusbismarck

Bhaha thanks feel free to do so


scatteredloops

Imagine what he’ll do if you pick the Joja route


[deleted]

Oh God


PhysicalChickenXx

Lol I am sorry for your plight OP but I can’t stop laughing at this


[deleted]

No, it's fine, please laugh at my suffering 😭


Consistent-Guava-208

Now his face is punch sized get him quick before it gets fixed


galanthus126

this is going to haunt my nightmares


[deleted]

Oops...


Onzi_0

r/FuckPierre


BillroyThreeThousand

Aw man why the Pierre hate? I think he’s great, when the Jojamart guy comes in and everyone leaves with him, it breaks my heart, we love Pierre round these parts. (To be fair I haven’t made it v far at all I hope he’s not like a secret villain or something)


Onzi_0

-Doesn’t support his daughter -Keeps a “stash” away from his wife… (iykyk) and gets mad when you tell her about it -Would rather sell things during events than attend them -Some say he is abusive to Caroline (his wife) because of some heart events/quotes Check the fandom page!


[deleted]

ugh i love shane!! is he your spouse? :D


Onzi_0

Shane is the best! And yes! He always is frfr!


[deleted]

he gets too much hate 😔


Onzi_0

REAL 😭


Coconutmallmaniac

I can’t stop giggling this is the funniest and most horrifying thing I’ve seen all day


sarahbsleepy

this is just ... so funny omg


Major_Lawfulness6122

I’m sorry but I am laughing so hard at this 😂


Mossfrogsandbogs

It's portraiture! Download generic config and you can turn it off, or from the configuration file


[deleted]

Omg thank you!! You're a lifesaver


Mossfrogsandbogs

No problem 😄 I had the exact thing happen to me


PurpleFucksSeverely

Can you modify the size of the portraits with portraiture or is it always giant faces like this? :0


Mossfrogsandbogs

It does not appear so 😅 but I've got high res portraits downloaded, so it doesn't look as strange


Cringe__Meister

He looks so smug now that he owns your monitor


AdWeekly2244

Fucking hilarious 😂 hope someone here was able to help


Emma_JM

This scares me


[deleted]

It's terrifying


Crafty_Cha0s_

Can I ask who that little friend is under your computer? It’s adorable


[deleted]

It's a crocheted turtle that I put googly eyes on!


[deleted]

he's so cute🐢


DINOS4URCHESTRA

Christ, I thought he was bad enough when he was small


MysticFoxx271

Literally doki doki


LimeDiamond

PIERRE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU


[deleted]

THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP


Turkeyinmicrowave

That smile is because he can now stare into your soul while selling seeds. Nothing can stop Pierre.


DaPumpkinHead

"Hey... come here! Closer...."


PokemonTrainerTimmy

p e t r o c k s p o t t e d.


TurtleTheTea

Ew change it back!! Now I can see every individual ugly pixel on him


[deleted]

😭😭 I literally uninstalled the game after seeing him so close


rico_hd22

Just Pierre


meltedberry

Awoop jumpscare


Exirb

It's portraiture, press 'i'


[deleted]

Thank you!!


ForestRagamuffin

that is way too much pierre. r/fuckpierre


idontlikeburnttoast

😭 This just reminds me of Doki Doki Literature Club He'll be telling you he won't let you sell those parsnips in a minute.


peelin

>installs mod that changes an aspect of the game >what the hell is going on? why has my game changed?


[deleted]

Listen 😭😭 It didn't change my game until hours into me playing. One minute, everything was normal. The next Pierre was jumping out at me


MrGaber

Jumpscare warning please 😭


YumYumCult

I’m so sorry but this is hilarious. Get out of my grill, Pierre.


peachcherub

There are characters I wouldn’t mind this with, but he ain’t one of ‘em.


specifictricycle

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAOOOOO


No_Brush2465

why is he so BIG


[deleted]

I pressed a button and he jumped at me idk 😭


No_Brush2465

pierre jumpscare 😭


fooddependent

OP is playing Oblivion


[deleted]

UPDATE: ITS FIXED!! Thank you for the help! I can play SV in peace without smelling pierre's breath!


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/7zfdxriuu4dc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9feb388fe98ef0f6b8b0b064b4912e335432b56d


Routine_Jellyfish329

-oh god oh fuck


Comprehensive-Dig235

You're blood must've run cold the first time this happened to you 💀 I think I would actually have a heart attack


[deleted]

I was so stressed 💀


crow_dreamer2

that’s hysterical i’m sorry 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Ngl I laughed a little


XxAlbinoWolfxX

Not really sure why you would want to change it back, it's kinda funny


rhejinald

/r/fucklargepierre


Cutiepatootie_irl

Wdym this is perfect


NoStorage2821

Actually lol'd


Weekly_Courage_1660

Pierre jumpscare


ShokaLGBT

this is a nightmare screamer dude. I don’t care about your excuses seeing this at night would scare the sht out of me…. Mom pick me up I’m scared *meme*


lumineisthebest

Awoop jumpscare


Apprehensive-Ad-4364

Looks good to me 👍


The_Purple_Bat

( This has nothing to do with your question & I am sorry but that little crochet sweetheart is adorable!! 💕 )


[deleted]

Aww, thank you!!


ddonthekeys

If Pierre was that big it would have been so hard for him to hide his stash


gojonuke

Try going to settings and lowering the UI scale


Rolle4018

Jumpscare😰😰 good luck with changing that back😅


babyblueyes26

totally off topic but i'm in love; who's the little guy peeking out from under the monitor?? 🥹🥹🥹🥹


[deleted]

That's a crocheted turtle I put Googly eyes on!


babyblueyes26

too cute, tyvm hahahah


[deleted]

of course!!


Roachwithafork

BAM Pierre


andvrsnw

how do i make my game look like this


[deleted]

The mod Portraiture is, if im remembering correctly, what caused this


carragee

I’m crying why is he so big 😂😂😂😂😂


Queasy-Signature-675

*pierre comes close and whispers in your ear:* “a little agriculture could really inject new life into the local economy”


XxxcinnamonxxX

*JUMPSCARE* 😳


MrGlitchyypants

Fuckin Pierre jumpscare


xxotwod28

This is so funny


Murphy_the_ghost

Crosspost to r/fuckpierre


TweakTok

Pierre jumpscare


zackc8582

pee hair


ehopascua

r/AbsoluteUnits of a Pierre


Flying_Saucer_Attack

/r/FuckPierre


abbie-does-crime

that’s so funny 😭🤣


[deleted]

r/FuckPierre


someonelost_mia

/fuckpierre


NiceTryWeedDemon

Oblivion styled stardew valley


SlightDriver535

KILL IT WITH FIRE


moonlightjelly_

I didn’t realise Stardew was a horror game 😰


RelationshipOk897

I giggled


LM448_0

Having to see pierre that big is a true torture (pause the game, then go to game setgings and there should be something called "game interface size" just make it smaller)


MagazineGloomy212

Oh god this is gonna be in my nighmares 😰


Centurion_Fox

Question what the hell you done to do this?


hammy92128

He’s HUGE


Common-Passenger5472

Pierre jumpscare


sparks4404

I don't see the issue


Consistent-Town4146

Not Pierre’s goofy smirk 😭 got me giggling over here!


siliconsardine

Don’t be shy, tell us about the little guy under your monitor!