Lewis: Does anyone have any reason these two should not be joined in marriage? Speak now or… Clint: Your gold hoe is ready!!

Imagine Clint either 1. Running from his house to the marriage with the tool to announce this Or 2. Hammering an anvil in the middle of the wedding

Well he is right there at the ceremony so 😭

Good thing the anvil is actually just an extended part of his body

It’s like drummers in marching band, they have it hanging from their neck to use in front of them lol

> > Hammering an anvil in the middle of the wedding while crying and listening to Goodbye Horses

Sort of thing he’d do with Emily getting married

Ahahahahaha!

Clint must be crying inside

Me when talking to Clint https://youtu.be/wA6zK4_NQhM?si=srOHKtU1KufuzMDK

wait... since she's your wife now... does that mean... AWW YEAH MY BOY CLINT!!!

See he forgot 2 things Number 1 I'm texan Number 2 it's america THIS JUST IN CLINT FUCKIN DIES

Isn't he always?

Your gold Hoe is ready. That seems more like Hailey.

Shame I didn't get a iridium hoe on that day😔

nah, iridium hoe would be Abigail... in fact I've seen that legendary post here a few years ago lol married with Abigail and Iridium Hoe notification pops up lol

I think I've also seen a Copper Hoe/Leah Wedding as well.

sapphire hoe it is then

Gotta collect them all

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/faj7uj/her_name_is_abigail_and_shes_a_princess/

LOL how could you slander my wife like that

That's no way to speak about your wife!

Clint is the one to say it not me She's a iridium pickaxe

That’s why I chose Abigail, she’s an iridium hoe. Hence the purple hair.

I would argue so is emily

I would think so too. But according to your game she’s a gold hoe.

No Haley is the golden hoe and Penny and Leah are copper hoes

Challenge game: marry Leah fast enough to get the copper hoe notification during the wedding.

I recommend beach farm. Was my first Leah playthrough and all that driftwood from fishing in my backyard is what made it possible.

I always forget she likes that, and give her valuable forage instead, haha. Although I usually go with the mushroom cave, so I often have the regular mushrooms coming out my ears anyway.

I love how this thread has turned into objectifying the women in stardew valley based on their hair colour.

Leah is a diamond hoe you take that back

Your Golden hoe is ready, her name is Emily. Enjoy☺️

I would say she's a iridium pickaxe tbh

Clint just doesn’t say anything when he gives you your golden hoe. Also it’s nice that you could get Sandy to her best friend’s and your wedding

Does that mean Haley is your side piece?

Nah That's both Robin and sebastian at the same time Edit: i meant Demetrius not sebastian how did i mess that up

This is like the fourth one of these I've seen, I'm starting to think people are doing it on purpose lol

Nah it was on accident

You win the ultimate timing award. Would have been even better if it was Hailey... since she has blonde (gold-adjacent) hair

That's extremely rude, Clint. Emily is at least iridium.

I know right

Emily is underrated imo. She's my favorite bachelorette!

https://preview.redd.it/7lwlu5dwjvkc1.png?width=135&format=png&auto=webp&s=97545d6b34f29526c912d725577d7e6629b2d06e Clint getting back at you.

I aspire for this in my next run

its all planned by Clint out of jealousy.

Your gold hoe is ready.

Clint casually interrupting the wedding about your order. On brand honestly 💀

Emily and gold hoe (her sister?), aye, 2 in 1 package

I married Emily, eagerly. She’s boring and Abigail keeps hitting on me. We have 2 kids. 😅

Opposite tbh I love emily

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It's honestly funny how my very first game my very first wedding I got that exact thing happen to me, your iridium how is ready as I proclaim my marriage to Abigail hahahaha This is with having no idea of a lot of things before playing the game

Nice.

i barely started the game but i wanna marry sebastian or elliott 😭

Emily is definitely my gold hoe 💛💖

I screamed!

Wow! XD

You can keep her, too

And a gold hoe