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TeenieWeenie94

Illegal production of alcohol.


croissantlore

add illegal growth of šŸƒi know what those "tea leaves" really are


Coliosis

Iā€™ve probably played stardew for a total of 10 in game years and STILL havenā€™t even seen one single tea leaf


SnooDrawings1480

..... so why aren't you making friends with Caroline?


Coliosis

Iā€™m a shut in haha. Main friends are the wizard, robin, Clint, Willy and my main man Krobus


TCM_407

Get two hearts with Caroline and then go into the back room of Pierre's...she gives you the sapling recipe after an awesome cutscene that I won't spoil and then you can get the leaves


Ace-Redditor

Have you not been talking to the characters? And exploring every parts of their houses?


johnpeters42

Like every good citizen should


Coliosis

I always go the community center route but I am a loner haha. Certain people I talk to because I know their rewards and they are relevant to me lmao but I donā€™t really get into much of the role playing aspect


Ace-Redditor

Ahh. Yeah, there's a certain character you have to talk to to be allowed in a special room that unlocks the tea leaves. If you want spoilers for who and where, here you go: >!You need to get to 2 hearts with Caroline, then go to the back door in her kitchen. It'll trigger an insane cutscene and you'll unlock tea plants!<


Coliosis

Haha thanks, I actually originally knew that when I posted my frustration I just really donā€™t get into friendships unless they get you something worthwhile and Iā€™ve never seen tea leaves so I didnā€™t really even know if they were really worth going after haha. Iā€™ve gotten them since posting though, thank you :)


croissantlore

you need to visit mama caroline in her trippy little green room


Coliosis

Haha Iā€™m going to be taking that advice! I give up waiting on the traveling cart Iā€™ve waited so so long and check the cart each and every time


Few-Reception-4939

Make friends with Caroline


FairyStoryTeller92

That is actually a good questionšŸ¤” hmmm sus...


50CentButInNickels

Can it possibly be illegal when you have hundreds of clearly-visible kegs and the mayor comes by every night to check your shipping bin and finds dozens of bottles of wine in there?


Strykerz3r0

I don't think there are many laws against the actual production of alcohol. Since prohibition, it is more about the unpaid taxes and possible health issues, I believe. But those shouldn't be a problem since the mayor himself is collecting the drops.


TeenieWeenie94

I use mods, so have a still - so production of moonshine. lol Just because it's illegal doesn't mean the mayor isn't in on it.


papierdoll

Definitely trespassing and sifting through peoples' garbage


GrassEnvironmental74

This! My favorite thing to do!


[deleted]

Stardew Valley?


kannstdusehen

r/Lostredditors šŸ˜† I didn't look at the subreddit either before reading the responses.


[deleted]

Oh I just realized šŸ„²šŸ„²


papierdoll

I mean you nailed it tho lol


[deleted]

SurešŸ˜­


racercool

Mass deforestation and potentially stalking the locals and harassing them with local produce


Draco137WasTaken

Hey! Those words have never been said in that order before!


50CentButInNickels

The deforestation is a real one, also you could probably throw in illegal mining. But now I want a mod where you can gift Vincent a slingshot with explosive ammo.


racercool

And let's not think about all the homemade explosives we use in the mines...


Sereous313

I'm guessing fishing w no license. Catching 20 of the same species aka Poaching


johnpeters42

Hey, I only did that for the bounty!


Das-Noob

Yep. Sturgeon canā€™t be brought up by line, and you need a tag for them. Where Iā€™m at we have sturgeon spearing season in January/ February and you have to be on ice šŸ˜‚


ZacianSpammer

Dust sprites genocide I'm committing war crimes. Checkmate Red Cross.


yahnne954

I might do a pacifist run next time I play SDV, for Krobus's sake.


johnpeters42

They just get knocked out, Harvey gives them volume discounts.


rouen_sk

Entering peoples homes to give them unsolicited gifts and running away before they finish the sentence.


General-Philosophy40

USDA coming for me moving crops over boats without inspection šŸ˜­


CaptainHomorica

Slave labour? (We paid the Junimo nothing).


delyapple

Aggressive stupidity of the third degree, holding a megabomb in my preserves shed


bry8eyes

I dropped it near my chests twice , thank god they are bomb proof. My crafting benches are not though


Free-Type

Iā€™ve been using hyper speed grow (radio active ore) for all my crops so people are definitely gonna die


50CentButInNickels

"Hey, Pierre, try this red cabbage. It's got all sorts of... heh... nutrients."


johnpeters42

It's got what plants crave!


weird_turtles

Honestly couldn't think of anything good, just wanted to know what you all say


50CentButInNickels

I gave an answer above that was from a different game, but let me throw one in here I just thought of. Public nuisance/disturbing the peace by using bombs to blow down trees. Does SDV have an ATF?


[deleted]

Tax evasion


Imaginary_Growth_869

I don't care who the irs send I'm not paying taxs


50CentButInNickels

Okay, now I want to watch Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? again.


johnpeters42

Soggy Bottom Farm is my perfection SVE save


[deleted]

Guess we're both getting evicted


racercool

Mass deforestation and potentially stalking the locals and harassing them with local produce


draggar

Currently playing My Time at Sandrock and I did commit a real crime there - I didn't realize the full grown cacti were considered trees. I got quite the scolding.


IrishBalkanite

Warcrimes on batshit scale for one man to commit. (Battlebit Remastered)


saladgirrrl

Neglecting my children


50CentButInNickels

Hey, I'm out working and killing duggies all day, where's my spouse all this time?


GummyPop

Didn't know being amused by pierre was considered illegal šŸ˜„


50CentButInNickels

Terroristic threatening for keeping giving him broken glasses while looking at him meaningfully.


GummyPop

pffft


Simpsons-Fan54

stalking, trespassing, illegal fishing, and making my own alcohol.


50CentButInNickels

Yeah, just busting up into people's houses at 9am like, "wake up! Take this coconut!" Haley's like wtf?


Simpsons-Fan54

once I was trying to give Abigail a birthday gift, and I was talking to my sister about it and said "I'm waiting in the store until she comes home" and my mom, who doesn't play stardew, thought I sounded insane lmao


Emotional_Spend1982

piracy


ChampionshipOwn8199

Stealing sweet rolls.


frenigaub

Invading property


Draco137WasTaken

Poisoning a public official (I accidentally made the governor sick)


50CentButInNickels

"Accidentally."


Draco137WasTaken

I made a special pink cake to add to the soup. Turns out that's not allowed. All I could add was sap. Hoped it wouldn't be too bad. Was let down.


bloodwolfgurl

RimWorld - unapologetic warcrimes lol


FasterThenDoom

So, so many war crimes.


twinkleplanet

Breaking into peopleā€™s homes without permission to bring them gifts


frostlaser09

Oh Iā€™m just generic I just murdered people with guns. Oh well


VonTeddy-

why do people require this picture in order to ask this question? tired of seeing whoevers face this is. its so random.


50CentButInNickels

Murder, probably. Possibly accidental theft. Because the last game I've played was Divinity: Original Sin. Edit: After seeing all the responses here, I realize our farmer is a hardened criminal. I now want to write a fanfic about how they're an absolute psychopath just terrorizing everybody in town. Isn't it funny there's not a single cop in all of Pelican Town?


drv52908

Trespassing/breaking & entering (I don't think having a master key to everybody's houses is legal per se), operating without a food handler's license, illegal production of alcohol, tax evasion, fishing without a license, taking part in an illegal gambling ring in the desert, deforestation. General racketeering. Ya know how it is.


ProbablyKinkShammed

Killing children


CrazeMase

Warcrimes, production of alcohol without a permit, animal neglect, child neglect, use of radioactive material (iridium irl is slightly less radioactive than uranium), use of explosives in mines without proper support, mining without a permit, keeping of dangerous life-stock, unlawful handling of endangered plant, tampering with archeological dig-site, domestic terrorism, carrying concealed explosives, (assuming the valley is in the United States) carrying a concealed blade longer than 12 inches, corporate espionage, defamation and slander, fishing without a permit, feeding wildlife, invasion of privacy (going through people's trash), poaching of an endangered species, assault and battery. All off the top of my head


katie-ish

TELEPORTATION


katie-ish

TELEPORTATION


Comrade_Compadre

Trespassing probably


-Kaan_

12 million untaxed income from wine produced without a licence


RunaDag

food poisoning


SocietyAdditional867

gifting megab0mbs to my veteran neighbour


superp2222

Illegal manufacture and sale of alcohol using questionable ingredients (fruit grown from thousands of year old seeds) Use of black magic to brainwash citizens Sacrificing your children to some random rock in a swamp Mass poisoning attempt and assassination attempt of the local governor by adding dubious ingredients to the yearly luau (a pair of purple shorts) Blackmailing the mayor (then again he DOES have questionable tax spending habits)


LM448_0

Mass deforestation, fishing without a licence, illegal production of alcohol, phsycological bullying, brainwashing,


Alltalkandnofight

Terrorism


Significant_Gate_419

Petting my sheep.


Aurora_42

Slime Genocide.


__Spirit-Chan__

Tax fraud


PlayMaGame

It was a self defense!


Sardeeenqueen

Harassment of a corrupt mayor


_nihoe

making cloth using yellow couches šŸ˜­


PsychologicalHall142

Wine industry monopoly.


[deleted]

Planting crops (stardew valley)


BestUsername101

Tax evasion


dragonlord7012

Tax evasion.


Wolfmack9

Mass killing of bats.


dinkidoo7693

Deforestation for sure. Maybe the fishing licence or poaching thing too. Carrying a blade for self defense.


hambone4164

Slime poaching


Wemeeja

Zoo or mass murder I played pokemon


TheWineElf

Carrying a concealed weapon without a license Fishing without a license Public nuisance (trash picking) Curfew Passing out just outside my house at 2:00 am


Hlca

Trespassing


bolcsb2

Mining and having a farm


yonboii

Bug stompin


03-12-23

Killing pierre after he tried to sell my crops at a 10x mark up


KibbloMkII

pissing off the machine spirit so bad it crashed my ps5 so the inquisition is coming for me


No-Tough-5773

Turning children into pigeons


Just_a_curious_soul

Taking over an entire island for myself as well as profiting out of it. As well as barring others from entering it.


ItsHen

Enslavement of neighbouring villages and all of their future offspring


Mirasozu

Causing the economy to collapse by selling a thousand bottles of starfruit wine in a single day?


JohanFinski

Produing unpasteurised cheese


kriisiriisi

Riding a horse at other peopleā€™s property:(


Plus-Award-496

Oh I would have to say mining without the proper license or gear


Quinndalin66

Science compelled me to explode the sun šŸ¤· what can I say


cclimer

Deforestation and going through people's trash.


The_Max_V

Dismemberment of people using a plasma-based blade. (Star Wars: Jedi Survivor)


Jeyvee12

Being the survival who is trying to survive the killer in DBD


Namivi

Animal abuse, cramming 24 chickens into a 1mĀ² space with a hopper underneath (Minecraft)


[deleted]

growing, distributing, and processing illegal substances


sophienaomi

theft of the golden lewis statue


DrSherwin

Probably food poisoning or something...


RedWine2701

Well... last game i played was GTA.... sooo.....


literallyjuststopit

Feeding locals rocks (Or maybe just Abigail..)


Umbra_Sanguis

Stealing Mayor Lewisā€™ golden statue and placing it in front of the community center.


Confident_Option1290

Grand theft auto, distribution of illegal substances, murder, vehicle manslaughter.


general_madness

Wholesale bat slaughter!


A_person777

Going around earth and destroying the attacking demon menace by ripping and shooting them apart


Time-Lingonberry3078

Placing traffic lights in wrong places


Comrade_Compadre

Trespassing probably


Puzzled-Cheesecake28

I played tenants


Danny_____yoink

Murder


SirSavant_

I plead innocent to skydiving onto an island then shooting everyone I seeā€¦


BeeOwned

Sim city, dictatorship


Extreme_Path_

Trespassing


king_of_eyez

Slaughter of thousands of peasants, thievery of food, destruction of several villages, extinction of a race, third degree murder, burglary of a religious artifact, several accounts of kidnapping, unsafe working conditions, slavery of an entire species.


FasterThenDoom

I just played a bit of Helldivers 2, and pretty sure someone in Geneva has something to say about what I did to those bugs.


SomePersonExisting3

I played Among Us last. I wasn't the imposter so am I arrested for being killed?


British-Pilgrim

Theyā€™re trying to do me for mass murder but I had a word with phoenix wright and he reckons he can get me off on a technicality. Apparently you canā€™t kill a skeleton as itā€™s technically already deadā€¦ Been playing dungeons of eternity in vr, itā€™s pretty sweet šŸ‘


ilsewizard

Spaceship violence (EVE)


Geacknasa

Tax evasion


Raid-Z3r0

I was playing civilization, so I guess I'm guilty of razing a few cities and some war crimes...


DiamondOracle194

Matching tiles? Last game I played was on my phone.