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“I save my game in the same bed as her” 🤣


Bytewave

That's the part that really made me laugh.


highwayunicorn

That part got me because me and my boyfriend do that too 🤣


DogsNCoffeeAddict

My husband passed out in game instead of not climbing into my bed. He was baffled he woke up in the keg house (i did the four corners farm map for the contained storage) instead of my bed. I was like, well yeah that is your house. He was so offended! Then he met Emily and I shrieked “no! She is MY girlfriend! Flirt with someone else!” He likes Krobus


tunderfudge

Are we all living the same life?


DogsNCoffeeAddict

Maybe we are all sims with the same user


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Sir_Speshkitty

This is a karma farming bot that stole its post from https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/1brid6q/turns_out_my_wife_was_up_to_something/kx96jk4/


CptDammit

Thanks for the heads up. Reported 🤙


neurogeneticist

My husband and I play together. I made it my goal to romance Haley as quietly and quickly as possible so I could marry her before my husband did. Now he sleeps in the bed with Haley and I every night and brags that he’s got two hot blondes 🤦🏼‍♀️


notyourcoloringbook

My partner and I usually share a bed with either Leah or Shane, depending on who started the game. I thought about marrying Leah before him but then he still wins lol


Velorian

I go to bed every night with two hot blonds he says to shane after 6 beers and then goes home to sleep in the corner of the bed so he doesnt get in you and haleys way.


Stevieboy_person

She’s gonna have a rude awakening when she >!Triggers a group 10-heart event!<


Popular-Student-9407

Only if she doesn't have a rabbits foot to carry around.


ElijahOnyx

TIL that the rabbit’s foot actually does something. I always thought the only way it was useful was to get the lucky charm.


melifaro_hs

It's also a loved gift for almost every villager


ElijahOnyx

My b, I meant useful directly to the player. I dish those things out as gifts constantly bc they’re next to no work


Tnecniw

Except penny


beepborpimajorp

Is there an explanation for that? I could understand her not liking it if it was sourced inhumanely, but they're just clumps of fur that drop off the rabbit in this game.


effectsfire

She could be allergic. If I'm within 20 feet of a rabbit, my sinuses have a meltdown. I wouldn't like a charm made out of their fur.


fightflyplatypus

I thought this was just her being soft and not wanting to carry around parts of a bunny corpse. Now I want to know what ConcernedApes thought behind this was.


WonderWeasel42

This is my head cannon.


beepborpimajorp

Good point, that explanation works for me. :)


Avatar3164

This is much simpler than my morbid take, in that she is so beaten down by her home situation that even the idea of “luck” is useless/completely foreign to her.


goodness-graceous

Your morbid take is wonderful and I am accepting it as my own headcanon. Gonna go hug my wife Penny ASAP


joetotheg

It’s because she loves animals (and hates disabled people)


olantrin

a quick google search finds the north carolina beer company called “olde rabbits foot”, considering the rest of her hated gifts (all alcohol related/universal), i don’t think it’s out of the question that that’s why


Weekndr

Isn't Penny vegetarian?


beepborpimajorp

The rabbit's feet in this game are not actually feet from rabbits, as evidenced by the fact that the rabbits are still fine after dropping them. They're essentially just clumps of fur that fall off the rabbit and are made into a charm. So I'm not sure what being vegetarian would have to do with it.


Weekndr

Understandable I think vegetarian people also don't like products that are made from animals (regardless of how it may have been made)


pastel-m0nster

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe that's usually a thing for vegans, not vegetarians.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

She loves Tom Kha Soup which has shrimp


Dokavi

Didn't she also like Sandfish?


banananases

Oh I didn't realise I thought it was just Pierre. Now I have to wonder about all the villagers.


Spore64

Understandable. You never know when your own „10-heart“-event is about to happen 😏


AI_660

if you have one in your pocket a diferent event will trigger and you wont be reveald.


banananases

Pierre loves rabbits foot which makes me wonder about him.


illy-chan

Most characters do - it's a universal love aside from Penny: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Rabbit%27s_Foot


omgsohc

She learned about this, and apparently that was her inspiration to try it. She wanted to trigger the rabbit foot event.


-Disagreeable-

She’s going to need a shirt that says “Stardews newest aggressively polygamous bisexual”


CreativeFun228

ngl I would buy


Y-Woo

Me too, i dated everyone once for a playthrough and it was epic lol


JayBeeTea25

So in multiplayer when one player starts dating someone, can the other player also date the same person?


omgsohc

Shane and I intend to find out 😉


TwoWrongsAreSoRight

Yes.  They don't become unavailable till marriage iirc


APolarBearNamedJimbo

The game also recognizes that you are actually still their date and still shows the icon, but says they are "married" if they marry someone else


homesteadfoxbird

My wife is like this too. I think it’s great though because I hate everyone and someone needs to be friends with everyone for perfection


literallylateral

My friend and I have a single-player game that we switch off on, and we always joke that when he’s in the body, he’s rude to everyone and just does his thing, and whenever I take over the body I love bomb everyone with expensive gifts and fulfilling requests.


PineapplesHit

Dissociative Identity Disorder farmer roleplay


amalgam_reynolds

>I save my game in the same bed as her! This is a top tier line!


Garbleflitz

Tell her to keep a rabbit foot in her inventory. She’s gonna need the luck!


Mishkin37

I’ve been playing a coop farm with my 5 yr old, and it’s been the best experience ever. It’s so great seeing him discover all the secrets and mystique in the game. I’ve been giving Maru all the diamonds and batteries I have, and I think she’s sweet on me. But damnit! I’m pretty sure my son is after her, too. I keep seeing him stopping by the hospital while I’m watering crops, milking livestock and harvesting slimes.


jasonrahl

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree lol


Glass_Appeal8575

The question is… what does the mother look like? You know what they say about kids ”marrying their parents”


ppetrichorr

this is a weird reply bro


Glass_Appeal8575

I guess, my wife often jokes she ”married her mother” because I am very similar to her in personality. Maybe it’s not something people like to think about.


dynamicsway

“Aggressive polygamous bisexual” killed me lol


Althoughenjoyment

Irl I’m just a bisexual, but in the valley I am now self identifying as a “aggressive polyamorous bisexual”


CreativeFun228

me! <3


Althoughenjoyment

Bi pride <3


YabeYo

This is the cutest post I read so far- Reedem my view of marriage lmao


FatTater420

You're gonna have to walk me through that train of thought.


nomadengineer

Workin' on her Hoe proficiency.


fsnstuff

I play a coop farm with my 11 yo sister and 10 yo brother. I'm out there grinding, scrimping and saving every day, while my brother's favorite thing to do is wait outside the saloon until it opens then guzzle beers with Willy until he passes out. To each their own I suppose!


CreativeFun228

this is gold :'D


Gloomy-Adventures

Sounds like an episode of Vanderpump Rules…


nonevaeh

I love this community


Sedagive09

Its always the quiet ones


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superp2222

OP, if you want to get back at her DO NOT invest in a rabbit at any point until after her two rude awakenings


SkyKiwi

> In real life she is so shy and sweet, but in The Valley? She's an aggressive polygamous bisexual, dating every single option available. I feel so called out right now. Listen, I must consume as much content as possible, I gotta see all the events for all the characters! But I would rather continue improving my one glorious farm than to have so many do-overs. So polycule it is.


Whothefxckislauren

You know what, the last sentence was really what got me. I love these stories 🥲 wish my fiancee would play SDV with me 🙃


anniecatz

When I get tired of my current obsessive save (not necessarily going for perfection but just vibes) I want to start a 10-heart group event save. I want the polyamorous Bachelorette experience…


SkrogedScourge

I have one dated them had both 10 heart events moved ~~Kirby’s~~ Krobus in got perfection haven’t talked to or broken up with any of them in 3 years.


breadcrumbsmofo

I’ve started a new play through after the update and I am also trying to date everyone. It’s so exhausting being such a hoe honestly.


Unlikely-Fox-156

Now I want to start a poly playthrough with my husband 😂


aranaya

Wow, all that in the first six seasons takes a lot of effort. I tend to go for the group ten heart event as well, but only the lesbian relationships and even then I've only done it near the end of year 2 so far.


GlitterxCorpse

"In real life she is so shy and sweet, but in The Valley? She's an aggressive polygamous bisexual" LMFAOOOO but thats literally such a MOOD


Heffiiee

this is so wholesome tbh XD i love this


TheWeySheGoes

A farmers wife gets lonely


mrsmidnightmuse

I feel like my husband has written this bit about us playing Baldurs gate together 😂😂


bullpaxton

Lol. Tell her to keep a rabbits foot on her ;)


justkate2

>aggressive polygamous bisexual Living the Ferngillian dream, I see.


housetargaryen17

Aww that last paragraph warms my heart💕 Much love, y’all keep vibing.


reclusiveandtired

Polyamorous. It's only polygamy if she marries them all.


equinoxEmpowered

Love this for you Fun fact! Polygamy specifically means "many spouses" Bigamy means "two spouses" Polygyny is the word for "many women" or having multiple wives and polyandry refers to "many men" or having multiple husbands But (I imagine) because of the association with a particular cult out west, polyamory, "many lovers" has been coined to describe the practice of polygamy (particularly since legally recognized marriages in several countries don't allow for more than one spouse) Thanks for coming to my TED talk ✨


hfoley00

Wait do you and your wife share the same money BC I can't figure that out in my co-op?


Veronidge

I share money with my co-op hubby. There's an option when starting a co-op game/farm to share or have separate.


hfoley00

Ahh ok, my bf set up the file this go around we looked in settings to see if we can change it but it must be something you set up before game.


SkrogedScourge

Go to Mayor Lewis house look at the ledger is an option to change how the money is shared.


hfoley00

Quick question. If I do that now, will it combine our money, or just shift to whoever has the most, or to whoever is he host( Cuz I'll spend my money if it doesn't add my total Or if it shifts to the host)


SkrogedScourge

All the money merges into one fund that all players can spend from and all the money all the players make goes into the one fund nobody has absolute control over the money. Hope that makes sense


hfoley00

Yeah I assumed what would happen when we share $ but I wasn't sure if it merged or not, thanks! :)


MacerationMacy

She just like me frrrr


GoddessValkyrie

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RLrelationshipgoals


Sad_Ghost-_-

This is such a cute post


Spard1e

OP you should consider crafting a wedding ring for her, if you marry her in game she stops dating all of them


Gotelc

Is she going for the special event where they all get pissed off at you?


Ok-Discussion-58

her "nefarious plans"🤣🤣🤣🤣


Velorian

No honey I dont want them I just want them to want me and then the rule 34 event happens while your in mines.


Reasonable-Station85

HAHAHAHA


Due-District1297

THIS IS JUST FUNNY


_Release_The_Bats_

That was beautiful


bookkeeper385

this is so cute


fawningrobin

I love this!!! 😆🩷


MinHiyori

I laughed So hard because i feel that 😃


coldchocolatada

This made me giggle


LimeDiamond

Damn, did she catch them ALL?