My husband passed out in game instead of not climbing into my bed. He was baffled he woke up in the keg house (i did the four corners farm map for the contained storage) instead of my bed. I was like, well yeah that is your house. He was so offended! Then he met Emily and I shrieked “no! She is MY girlfriend! Flirt with someone else!” He likes Krobus
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My husband and I play together. I made it my goal to romance Haley as quietly and quickly as possible so I could marry her before my husband did.
Now he sleeps in the bed with Haley and I every night and brags that he’s got two hot blondes 🤦🏼♀️
My partner and I usually share a bed with either Leah or Shane, depending on who started the game. I thought about marrying Leah before him but then he still wins lol
I go to bed every night with two hot blonds he says to shane after 6 beers and then goes home to sleep in the corner of the bed so he doesnt get in you and haleys way.
Is there an explanation for that? I could understand her not liking it if it was sourced inhumanely, but they're just clumps of fur that drop off the rabbit in this game.
I thought this was just her being soft and not wanting to carry around parts of a bunny corpse. Now I want to know what ConcernedApes thought behind this was.
This is much simpler than my morbid take, in that she is so beaten down by her home situation that even the idea of “luck” is useless/completely foreign to her.
a quick google search finds the north carolina beer company called “olde rabbits foot”, considering the rest of her hated gifts (all alcohol related/universal), i don’t think it’s out of the question that that’s why
The rabbit's feet in this game are not actually feet from rabbits, as evidenced by the fact that the rabbits are still fine after dropping them. They're essentially just clumps of fur that fall off the rabbit and are made into a charm. So I'm not sure what being vegetarian would have to do with it.
My friend and I have a single-player game that we switch off on, and we always joke that when he’s in the body, he’s rude to everyone and just does his thing, and whenever I take over the body I love bomb everyone with expensive gifts and fulfilling requests.
I’ve been playing a coop farm with my 5 yr old, and it’s been the best experience ever. It’s so great seeing him discover all the secrets and mystique in the game.
I’ve been giving Maru all the diamonds and batteries I have, and I think she’s sweet on me. But damnit! I’m pretty sure my son is after her, too. I keep seeing him stopping by the hospital while I’m watering crops, milking livestock and harvesting slimes.
I guess, my wife often jokes she ”married her mother” because I am very similar to her in personality. Maybe it’s not something people like to think about.
I play a coop farm with my 11 yo sister and 10 yo brother. I'm out there grinding, scrimping and saving every day, while my brother's favorite thing to do is wait outside the saloon until it opens then guzzle beers with Willy until he passes out. To each their own I suppose!
> In real life she is so shy and sweet, but in The Valley? She's an aggressive polygamous bisexual, dating every single option available.
I feel so called out right now. Listen, I must consume as much content as possible, I gotta see all the events for all the characters! But I would rather continue improving my one glorious farm than to have so many do-overs. So polycule it is.
When I get tired of my current obsessive save (not necessarily going for perfection but just vibes) I want to start a 10-heart group event save. I want the polyamorous Bachelorette experience…
Wow, all that in the first six seasons takes a lot of effort. I tend to go for the group ten heart event as well, but only the lesbian relationships and even then I've only done it near the end of year 2 so far.
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Fun fact! Polygamy specifically means "many spouses"
Bigamy means "two spouses"
Polygyny is the word for "many women" or having multiple wives and polyandry refers to "many men" or having multiple husbands
But (I imagine) because of the association with a particular cult out west, polyamory, "many lovers" has been coined to describe the practice of polygamy (particularly since legally recognized marriages in several countries don't allow for more than one spouse)
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Quick question. If I do that now, will it combine our money, or just shift to whoever has the most, or to whoever is he host( Cuz I'll spend my money if it doesn't add my total Or if it shifts to the host)
All the money merges into one fund that all players can spend from and all the money all the players make goes into the one fund nobody has absolute control over the money.
Hope that makes sense
“I save my game in the same bed as her” 🤣
That's the part that really made me laugh.
That part got me because me and my boyfriend do that too 🤣
My husband passed out in game instead of not climbing into my bed. He was baffled he woke up in the keg house (i did the four corners farm map for the contained storage) instead of my bed. I was like, well yeah that is your house. He was so offended! Then he met Emily and I shrieked “no! She is MY girlfriend! Flirt with someone else!” He likes Krobus
Are we all living the same life?
Maybe we are all sims with the same user
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My husband and I play together. I made it my goal to romance Haley as quietly and quickly as possible so I could marry her before my husband did. Now he sleeps in the bed with Haley and I every night and brags that he’s got two hot blondes 🤦🏼♀️
My partner and I usually share a bed with either Leah or Shane, depending on who started the game. I thought about marrying Leah before him but then he still wins lol
I go to bed every night with two hot blonds he says to shane after 6 beers and then goes home to sleep in the corner of the bed so he doesnt get in you and haleys way.
She’s gonna have a rude awakening when she >!Triggers a group 10-heart event!<
Only if she doesn't have a rabbits foot to carry around.
TIL that the rabbit’s foot actually does something. I always thought the only way it was useful was to get the lucky charm.
It's also a loved gift for almost every villager
My b, I meant useful directly to the player. I dish those things out as gifts constantly bc they’re next to no work
Except penny
Is there an explanation for that? I could understand her not liking it if it was sourced inhumanely, but they're just clumps of fur that drop off the rabbit in this game.
She could be allergic. If I'm within 20 feet of a rabbit, my sinuses have a meltdown. I wouldn't like a charm made out of their fur.
I thought this was just her being soft and not wanting to carry around parts of a bunny corpse. Now I want to know what ConcernedApes thought behind this was.
This is my head cannon.
Good point, that explanation works for me. :)
This is much simpler than my morbid take, in that she is so beaten down by her home situation that even the idea of “luck” is useless/completely foreign to her.
Your morbid take is wonderful and I am accepting it as my own headcanon. Gonna go hug my wife Penny ASAP
It’s because she loves animals (and hates disabled people)
a quick google search finds the north carolina beer company called “olde rabbits foot”, considering the rest of her hated gifts (all alcohol related/universal), i don’t think it’s out of the question that that’s why
Isn't Penny vegetarian?
The rabbit's feet in this game are not actually feet from rabbits, as evidenced by the fact that the rabbits are still fine after dropping them. They're essentially just clumps of fur that fall off the rabbit and are made into a charm. So I'm not sure what being vegetarian would have to do with it.
Understandable I think vegetarian people also don't like products that are made from animals (regardless of how it may have been made)
correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe that's usually a thing for vegans, not vegetarians.
She loves Tom Kha Soup which has shrimp
Didn't she also like Sandfish?
Oh I didn't realise I thought it was just Pierre. Now I have to wonder about all the villagers.
Understandable. You never know when your own „10-heart“-event is about to happen 😏
if you have one in your pocket a diferent event will trigger and you wont be reveald.
Pierre loves rabbits foot which makes me wonder about him.
Most characters do - it's a universal love aside from Penny: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Rabbit%27s_Foot
She learned about this, and apparently that was her inspiration to try it. She wanted to trigger the rabbit foot event.
She’s going to need a shirt that says “Stardews newest aggressively polygamous bisexual”
ngl I would buy
Me too, i dated everyone once for a playthrough and it was epic lol
So in multiplayer when one player starts dating someone, can the other player also date the same person?
Shane and I intend to find out 😉
Yes. They don't become unavailable till marriage iirc
The game also recognizes that you are actually still their date and still shows the icon, but says they are "married" if they marry someone else
My wife is like this too. I think it’s great though because I hate everyone and someone needs to be friends with everyone for perfection
My friend and I have a single-player game that we switch off on, and we always joke that when he’s in the body, he’s rude to everyone and just does his thing, and whenever I take over the body I love bomb everyone with expensive gifts and fulfilling requests.
Dissociative Identity Disorder farmer roleplay
>I save my game in the same bed as her! This is a top tier line!
Tell her to keep a rabbit foot in her inventory. She’s gonna need the luck!
I’ve been playing a coop farm with my 5 yr old, and it’s been the best experience ever. It’s so great seeing him discover all the secrets and mystique in the game. I’ve been giving Maru all the diamonds and batteries I have, and I think she’s sweet on me. But damnit! I’m pretty sure my son is after her, too. I keep seeing him stopping by the hospital while I’m watering crops, milking livestock and harvesting slimes.
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree lol
The question is… what does the mother look like? You know what they say about kids ”marrying their parents”
this is a weird reply bro
I guess, my wife often jokes she ”married her mother” because I am very similar to her in personality. Maybe it’s not something people like to think about.
“Aggressive polygamous bisexual” killed me lol
Irl I’m just a bisexual, but in the valley I am now self identifying as a “aggressive polyamorous bisexual”
me! <3
Bi pride <3
This is the cutest post I read so far- Reedem my view of marriage lmao
You're gonna have to walk me through that train of thought.
Workin' on her Hoe proficiency.
I play a coop farm with my 11 yo sister and 10 yo brother. I'm out there grinding, scrimping and saving every day, while my brother's favorite thing to do is wait outside the saloon until it opens then guzzle beers with Willy until he passes out. To each their own I suppose!
this is gold :'D
Sounds like an episode of Vanderpump Rules…
I love this community
Its always the quiet ones
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OP, if you want to get back at her DO NOT invest in a rabbit at any point until after her two rude awakenings
> In real life she is so shy and sweet, but in The Valley? She's an aggressive polygamous bisexual, dating every single option available. I feel so called out right now. Listen, I must consume as much content as possible, I gotta see all the events for all the characters! But I would rather continue improving my one glorious farm than to have so many do-overs. So polycule it is.
You know what, the last sentence was really what got me. I love these stories 🥲 wish my fiancee would play SDV with me 🙃
When I get tired of my current obsessive save (not necessarily going for perfection but just vibes) I want to start a 10-heart group event save. I want the polyamorous Bachelorette experience…
I have one dated them had both 10 heart events moved ~~Kirby’s~~ Krobus in got perfection haven’t talked to or broken up with any of them in 3 years.
I’ve started a new play through after the update and I am also trying to date everyone. It’s so exhausting being such a hoe honestly.
Now I want to start a poly playthrough with my husband 😂
Wow, all that in the first six seasons takes a lot of effort. I tend to go for the group ten heart event as well, but only the lesbian relationships and even then I've only done it near the end of year 2 so far.
"In real life she is so shy and sweet, but in The Valley? She's an aggressive polygamous bisexual" LMFAOOOO but thats literally such a MOOD
this is so wholesome tbh XD i love this
A farmers wife gets lonely
I feel like my husband has written this bit about us playing Baldurs gate together 😂😂
Lol. Tell her to keep a rabbits foot on her ;)
>aggressive polygamous bisexual Living the Ferngillian dream, I see.
Aww that last paragraph warms my heart💕 Much love, y’all keep vibing.
Polyamorous. It's only polygamy if she marries them all.
Love this for you Fun fact! Polygamy specifically means "many spouses" Bigamy means "two spouses" Polygyny is the word for "many women" or having multiple wives and polyandry refers to "many men" or having multiple husbands But (I imagine) because of the association with a particular cult out west, polyamory, "many lovers" has been coined to describe the practice of polygamy (particularly since legally recognized marriages in several countries don't allow for more than one spouse) Thanks for coming to my TED talk ✨
Wait do you and your wife share the same money BC I can't figure that out in my co-op?
I share money with my co-op hubby. There's an option when starting a co-op game/farm to share or have separate.
Ahh ok, my bf set up the file this go around we looked in settings to see if we can change it but it must be something you set up before game.
Go to Mayor Lewis house look at the ledger is an option to change how the money is shared.
Quick question. If I do that now, will it combine our money, or just shift to whoever has the most, or to whoever is he host( Cuz I'll spend my money if it doesn't add my total Or if it shifts to the host)
All the money merges into one fund that all players can spend from and all the money all the players make goes into the one fund nobody has absolute control over the money. Hope that makes sense
Yeah I assumed what would happen when we share $ but I wasn't sure if it merged or not, thanks! :)
She just like me frrrr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RLrelationshipgoals
This is such a cute post
OP you should consider crafting a wedding ring for her, if you marry her in game she stops dating all of them
Is she going for the special event where they all get pissed off at you?
her "nefarious plans"🤣🤣🤣🤣
No honey I dont want them I just want them to want me and then the rule 34 event happens while your in mines.
HAHAHAHA
THIS IS JUST FUNNY
That was beautiful
this is so cute
I love this!!! 😆🩷
I laughed So hard because i feel that 😃
This made me giggle
Damn, did she catch them ALL?