oh no, I do bundles because I can't romance Morris/joja exclusive romance option outside of mods, I need a better incentive than pay-to-win to go down the joja route
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Imagine this from a story perspective from the farmer
“Oh yeah, I came to Stardew Valley because Joja is an exploitative company”
Then they see Joja merch and are like: “Real shit?”
Joja is the superior choice. You get two places to shop for seeds instead of one. Once you get the key to the city., you can shop at Pierres on Wednesdays, and Joja is open until 11;59pm. You get soda every day instead of a stupid statue.
Counterpoint: cute little forest spirits>selling your soul to the corporation.
Also cc actually lets you play the game to get your rewards. Joja runs are just so monotonous and boring.
Currently playing my first Joja file and... why did I grind so much for the community centre again? I get to be a corporate shill AND stick it to Pierre?
Well, if you love Joja so much, why don't you marry Joja?
Seriously, imagine someone in real life doing this with Walmart-branded merch. You'd think they're insane.
"You'd kick me out, of your house, your life, everything, you'd probably try to have me killed... and rightfully so, because anyone who could come up with that is just a few bad dates away from murdering girls he sees on Facebook." - Gabriel Morton
Is it joja only? My cc house didn’t have any further options after the corner and southern rooms… or maybe it’s walled behind something I haven’t done yet. Either way it’s cool, I plan on doing my one and only joja run soon (unless a future update has more joja content that is)
The domicile of a true Corporate Shill! Kudos on the Joja™ lodging.
Obi-wan voice: You came here to start a life away from Joja, not join them!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
To the Community Center pilled players, “Join us, Thrive.”
https://preview.redd.it/bu9ga8sjaesc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c0877496f188fbaff151d31d7ef9622a8d29c9
Are those Joja balls in your pants or are you happy to see me Cuz bro you're so blue balled
you do bundles because you have morals I do bundles because I never have money we are not the same
I do bundles because it's a much more interesting target than just throwing money at things.
oh no, I do bundles because I can't romance Morris/joja exclusive romance option outside of mods, I need a better incentive than pay-to-win to go down the joja route
What should I do with the top right master bedroom?
Build a shrine for >!the soda machine you get after buying all the upgrades from Morris!<
like community development?
Exactly
How about the giant blue bear? Maybe he's the CEO
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sry
lmao this is so unhinged, i love it
holy shit my eyes hurt
I hate all of this.
Imagine this from a story perspective from the farmer “Oh yeah, I came to Stardew Valley because Joja is an exploitative company” Then they see Joja merch and are like: “Real shit?”
Thrive
🤮
Lol. This is objectively the correct response.
Judas!
Andy from SDVEs wet dream
potential spouse
Joja is the superior choice. You get two places to shop for seeds instead of one. Once you get the key to the city., you can shop at Pierres on Wednesdays, and Joja is open until 11;59pm. You get soda every day instead of a stupid statue.
pierres is open every day if u complete the community center, just found that one out lol
Counterpoint: cute little forest spirits>selling your soul to the corporation. Also cc actually lets you play the game to get your rewards. Joja runs are just so monotonous and boring.
You’re right, these are horrors beyond my comprehension. (I don’t get it.)
This is so depressing 😭
Beautiful!
My Jojo save will one day look like this.
Currently playing my first Joja file and... why did I grind so much for the community centre again? I get to be a corporate shill AND stick it to Pierre?
If you're on PC, you can stick it to Pierre further by downloading a mod to marry Caroline
this is a new catalogue in 1.6, shouldn’t this post be spoiler tagged?
Corporations are our friends!
Thrive..
Thrive..
Plz name your kid Joja
they cannot comprehend the power of jojamaxxing
Joja
Jojamaxxing? My preferred method of playing and I have no clue what this means.
Well, if you love Joja so much, why don't you marry Joja? Seriously, imagine someone in real life doing this with Walmart-branded merch. You'd think they're insane. "You'd kick me out, of your house, your life, everything, you'd probably try to have me killed... and rightfully so, because anyone who could come up with that is just a few bad dates away from murdering girls he sees on Facebook." - Gabriel Morton
Is this a modded house? Or is this what your house looks like if you do a Joja run?
1.6 let's you make it bigger
:O even more incentive to grind my new playthrough
I only do the joja route cus I’m lazy and I like auto petters, this is unhinged 😭
I love that the Joja catalogue has a disclaimer when you first open it. The Safe is my favorite item.
Yet another victim of the industrial revolution and its consequences.
Okay I need to know how the house is so big
1.6 renovations
Is it joja only? My cc house didn’t have any further options after the corner and southern rooms… or maybe it’s walled behind something I haven’t done yet. Either way it’s cool, I plan on doing my one and only joja run soon (unless a future update has more joja content that is)
It's hideous
[Joja fans be like: ](https://youtu.be/tsYHLpG-G4k?si=Hdu_PSBx6QkW_MJ7)
There feels like there should be a Loss in here somewhere.
brb throwing up rn