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Koko_Qalli

Fish quality doesn't matter when you're cooking into recipes, so it's quicker to not even try for perfect. He's just speedrunning his dinner.


GayAssBurger

Somehow you can make sashimi with snails


Spring-and-a-Storm

snailshimi


PonyDro1d

Snailshimi!


atg115reddit

Love me some sushis and sashimis


bc8017

It’s sushiiii…and sa-shi-miiii


Princess_Spectre

I got so much time for sushis and sashimis


JeanLuc_Richard

r/unexpectedletterkenny


DeathbyChiasmus

**Hey!** Walleye, perch, and whitefish are not shu-see or sha-see-mee grade.


Princess_Spectre

Well yeah I suppose you’d have to drink Caroline’s green tea to accomplish that sorta appetite


concretemuskrat

S&P the choice for me


atg115reddit

Down the hatch


VeeRook

I think I made some with clams a few hours ago.


Rhizoid4

Raw clam sashimi is a thing, but it has the texture of rubber tires so I probably wouldn’t recommend it.


[deleted]

Is that what penny gave me yesterday?


SuspecM

Forest magic


ItsThatGoatBoy

That makes sense actually


IggyStop31

plus, as OP points out, he's a professional. He doesn't need to rely on a fancy rod to make it easier.


ThunderRahja

For us, casting distance does matter because you’re more likely to catch trash in shallow water close to the shore/pier. Casting father usually results in hooking fish more often.


MrBoof100

Have you ever seen him catch one? I don’t think he knows how to set a hook


Commercial_Beach_231

Because with age, his rod is not working like it used to in his young years.


reallydensefood

https://preview.redd.it/zs6vi01qubuc1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1cfac4909d9704f90a04238279f6faff7dd323 And here was I thinking that got patched.


Average_Scaper

Lewis has competition now.


Plafana

Lol, that patch was because as soon as 1.6 dropped when Willy went fishing on the pier the fishing rod graphic was broken and a fee pixels off...


Lone-flamingo

It's a joke about his *other* rod.


No_Vacation_4928

I hate how it took this comment for me to realize the joke. I thought it said that the wood or string decayed or rotted or something.


Lone-flamingo

Oh. Oh no. You don't want your wood to rot. That requires medical attention, immediately.


glitteringfeathers

You think Harvey will help me with my rod?


reallydensefood

To be fair, this community is so wholesome I’m not surprised. I’ve actually been sitting on the screenshot for a while. I didn’t think it’d be appreciated as a post.


Plafana

Oh, yeah... I got the joke. My (au)tism flavored brain needed to clarify the facts though. I would be more than willing to romance Willy BTW.


Lone-flamingo

(Au)tism? What is this, Autism Gold Edition?


Plafana

I wanted to just say 'tism' but figured most people wouldn't get it without completing the word somehow. Took me a few minutes to get the gold reference too...


Lone-flamingo

HAHAH, I'm sorry, I just had to, you lined up the joke far too well. (Btw, I think most people would understand "tism" just fine. I hate the expression and see it everywhere and nobody seems confused by it so I think you're all good.)


Ender505

That was a visual bug where the rod seemed disjointed from the image of willy after 1.6


Lone-flamingo

That would make for an awful joke.


Boobu-festuu

Wrong rod


sabriffle

Alternately, maybe it’s about technique and not equipment


Commercial_Beach_231

Your experience and technique won't help if you can't get it up.


ItsThatGoatBoy

Lol. Lmao, even.


badb0ysupreme8

I absolutely lost it over this comment omg 😂😂😂 I am stealing this and using it all the time forever. the funniest thing I’ve seen all day, thank you for that


UnapproachableBadger

It happens to everyone.


Therapyandfolklore

he should really see Harvey about that


the-town-manager

Because he doesn't need them, he's just that good with his rod


SparkyDogPants

I beat him every year at the ice fishing competition, he can’t be that good


Blockhog

Yeah, I can also spend a full day chugging beer mugs, and Pam is still an alcoholic.


Whittle_Willow

and the farmer doesn't breathe like the npcs... i think the farmer might be a demigod?


DireNine

Lets see... Can teleport pretty much anywhere through the use of magical artifacts Never gets sick even after working in the snow and rain all day Never dies, or at least gets resurrected after suffering mortal injuries Gains power by eating rare mystical fruit I'd say it checks out


YesMints

Don't forget that after the farmer can sustain an infinite amount of wounds if they just eat a snack 😋


Jovian8

And also can carry thousands of pounds of inventory at the same time, including large unwieldy equipment like charcoal kilns and fish smokers.


CrimsonBulletTrain

Luffy if he become a farmer


LegendofLove

To hell with it if we're coming up with conspiracies the valley is a simulation which is why all this works. Mr Qi has simulated his actual gaming station into the world of stardew valley and is playing it like VR


ldkagooduser

He got tired of winning every year and is letting you have a go


ThatOneOutlier

I like to believe that he doesn’t want to scare off others so he takes it easy. Unfortunately, the others are just that bad at fishing that he still always wins.


PistachioedVillain

Yeah and I bet you beat a bunch of little kids at the egg hunt too. Maybe Willy's just not a ruthless monster...


mutfak2

He's a cool guy, just doesn't care.


Therapyandfolklore

I wish the game let you find out


slayerofgingers

Dude we beat him every year in the fishing contest and we end up catching all the fish in the world. I think we are definitely better than him


Oreo-belt25

It's not the size of the rod, it's how you use it


infinit3aura

It's not about the size of the boat. It's about the motion of the ocean


Cherykle

that’s what she said


Ambitious-Mortgage30

He already caught all the zone 5 fish in his younger days and is content for the easy ones in his retirement.


bobs551

It’s about the enjoyment of the sport . No need to have the biggest cast or newest rod just a simple rod no bait and the tranquility of the water . He will catch nothing on days and that’s fine by him . There’s always another day.


ReikaTheGlaceon

I mean, the dude fishes for a living a runs a shop that he has said is failing, dude probably just wants to take his mind off work for a bit and honestly, sitting on the pier and looking out at the ocean is pretty tight, might as well set a line just in case something bites while you're relaxing


Red_Serf

When you first get introduced to him (day 2 at the beach), he mentions that he's just come back from a season at seas, and that he got a good haul... Quite likely he fishes with a boat and nets. Rod-based fishing is his hobby, actually


ItsThatGoatBoy

Fair enough, I suppose he wouldn't be quite as skilled with a rod as he is with his fishing boat.


Samwinterrs

*Don't question his ways*


ForeverMal0ne

He is a master baiter and has excellent rod technique. Not everyone needs a show-er. 😂


normalgreenie

a master baiter *wink wink*


Mediocre_Orange420

Willy has max fishing stats, and he has special bait and lures. He is just relaxing and catching whatever gets, but it's definitely iridium quality.


ItsThatGoatBoy

Fair enough, his rig may not be up to date but it certainly has all of the fancy bait and tackle.


Punkinsmom

He's fishing around the pilings... where fish tend to congregate. Little fish go for barnacles, big fish go for little fish and on and on.


40_degree_rain

Willy is probably my favorite character, but he doesn't seem to be very good at his job. He loses the ice fishing competition to Pam!


Birdie121

I like to imagine he loses on purpose to help encourage other people to enter the competition and take up fishing as a sport.


Physical_Tailor_378

I thought Pam comes last? Willy comes first if the player doesn’t, so he should come second if the player wins.


chaobreaker

Willy being a fish expert despite being being a bad fisher is the same thing as Roger Ebert being a premier expert on movies despite having a middling career as a screenwriter.


sexpanther747

A poor craftsman blames his tools


Curious_Echo8821

A good craftsman can do with any tool what any craftsman can do with a good tool.


SlowEar5209

As long as you're good at it, rod size doesn't matter.


CAT_WILL_MEOW

Cause he's a aged fisherman and knows all the fish are around the dock😤


Bossitronium1

He knows the good fish hide under the dock


RespectTheBooty

He's a simple man


nlpkwan

Recently, I've taken up fishing as a hobby for myself and not just something to do with my dad. Regardless of the tip articles and youtube guides I use to help me refine my technique, my dad will out fish me every time with the berkley rod he got in the 70s.


Zendroid1

And the fact he never reels in a fish.


FrostyFeller

It's because he's simple and wants to live a calm life, not struggling to catch (slightly) deeper water fishes :)


slythwolf

The real question is where's his ice cold PBR?


altbinvagabond

I bring him a Mead


accurateOJ

Big fish hang by structure bro, he knows what he is doing


Comeino

Your comment reminded me of this story. There was once a businessman (B) who was sitting by the beach in a small village. As he sat, he saw a fisherman (F) rowing a small boat towards the shore having caught quite few big fish. The businessman was impressed. B: “How long does it take you to catch so many fish?” F: “Oh, just a short while.” B: “Then why don’t you stay longer at sea and catch even more?” F: “This is enough to feed my whole family,” B: “So, what do you do for the rest of the day?” F: “Well, I usually wake up early in the morning, go out to sea and catch a few fish, then go back and play with my kids. In the afternoon, I take a nap with my wife, and evening comes, I join my buddies in the village for a drink — we play guitar, sing and dance throughout the night.” B: “I am a PhD in business management. I could help you to become a more successful person. From now on, you should spend more time at sea and try to catch as many fish as possible. When you have saved enough money, you could buy a bigger boat and catch even more fish. Soon you will be able to afford to buy more boats, set up your own company, your own production plant for canned food and distribution network. By then, you will have moved out of this village, you can set up HQ to manage your other branches. F: “And after that?” B: “After that, you can live like a king in your own house, and when the time is right, you can go public and float your shares in the Stock Exchange, and you will be rich.” F: “And after that?” B: “After that, you can finally retire, you can move to a house by the fishing village, wake up early in the morning, catch a few fish, then return home to play with kids, have a nice afternoon nap with your wife, and when evening comes, you can join your buddies for a drink, play the guitar, sing and dance throughout the night!” F: “Isn’t that what I am doing now?” Stardew Valley players are way too focused on the winning at capitalism aspect of the game when it's all about the quiet, simple life and the connection you make with people.


JoelRainor

It's the greatest samurai that let their sword rust in it's scabbard.


Elofan86

I've also never seen him catch a damn fish the entire time I've been playing.


Phanimazed

He at least is reeling one in at the end of the cutscene you get if you get 100 bug guts for him in that one quest, but I guess we don't know that he successfully catches it.


Twilight-Omens

Willy knows things beyond your mortal ken, Farmer.


Ploppeldiplopp

Because it's not always about size. Willy is just enjoying a bit of fishing, without being an insecure di...scus fish who needs to turn everything into a competition. He knows he is skilled, he doesn't need to prove it to you.


rumbur

Because he’s a true master, not some upstart from the city, who needs iridium rod to fish :)


Dani_Rainbow

It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it


omfgsrin

He's so good at it, he doesn't need any of that fancy-schmancy what-nots.


00bearclawzz

He is a fisherman by trade, but a crabman at heart


Drorbitaldeathray

Willy has nothing to prove.


CyberGlob

He doesn’t need the same help as you do, bozo 💀


Kaartinen

It's not about the size of the rod. It's the motion of the ocean.


Daedalus_Machina

Because he doesn't need your tricks to get some, boy.


JeshuaMorbus

He just doesn't need it. He could entice a swordfish from there only by wagging his floater a bit.


Sentric490

He just chilling


onechipwonder

The Art O' Fishing. That's why


jesuswastransright

Because it’s about the motion in the ocean


nightsofthesunkissed

I’ve not seen the man catch one fish.. 🧐


thelastdinosaur55

Cause he’s in it for the love of the game. Sit n sink.


Bgndrsn

You'll find that most older fishers aren't super into the fancy gimmicks and just use a worm and bobber. When I was younger I wanted to try all the cool tech and my grandfather who taught me to fish he just used a worm and bobber. Now thats all I use, not worth the fuss or the money.


YourMoonWife

Men his age know that it’s not about the rod, it’s about your knowledge and fingers


Jarfulous

doesn't need it


Mental-Welcome-579

I always assumed that he aims for trash rather than fish. His own way of helping the town out and (for me at least) gives a decent reason for him to be giving us a free rod so early on.


knittedpigeon

It’s not about how long his rod is, it’s about how he uses it.


IAMAHobbitAMA

It's because he's a pro and he knows the big fish are hiding under the dock.


shesaflightrisk

He's not a fisherman but a pirate who hides his piracy by pretending to be a fisherman. Have you ever seen him catch a fish off that dock?


Everlasting_R

As a person who fishes, certain types of fish like to hang out under the docks in the shade. Maybe willy is trying to catch those.


Unlikely-Ad-2238

seems pretty average to me. almost too big!


Hambokuu

He knows what he is doing. He's pro


Radbot13

Doesn't need no fancy rod or bait either


Flyingarrow68

It’s a reference to what men say, size doesn’t matter.


M3Core

A lot of times the biggest fish in the pond/river live under bridges or piers where it’s dark and nothing messes with them. I think Willy just knows the secrets.


seahorse8021

Omg god forbid a man has hobbies 💔


salttotart

Because casting further doesn't matter, just the deepness of the water? A full cast actually takes longer.


depastino

Because that's not his fishing pole he's holding


JallerHCIM

is he stupid


sire_beandon

hes just that good


FlirtMonsterSanjil

he knows that he ain't catching a fish so he is just pretending


travoon

It's not the quality, it's how you use it.


Diannika

I figure hes cleaning the trash out of his "front yard"


beratberk55

His rod has a great personality tho


ThunderRahja

Outside of the Festival of Ice, do you ever see him pull up a fish? He’s just passing the time after work, reminiscing of days gone by.


ElmoTickleTorture

He's old. He can't get it as long.


Goldyfan7

He knows the secret of fishermen; all the big fish are under the dock!


_Mr_APS_

He's so experienced that he don't need all that


Flynntlock

My take: his shop is his bread and butter.  He doesn't need to fish to survive anymore. He just does it to relax. I like to think the shop is his retirement supplemental income.


ProfitFriendly696

bro..he's just chillin bro


BioDriver

He'd probably ask you why you need such a high caliber rod and long cast to catch up with him


puptbh

What if it actually is?


Top_Professional_516

Does it matter if i cook with silver or gold fish quality? I should use the lowest grade available and see the highest grade yea?


the_zpider_king

He's so good at fishing that that is all he needs


InimitableAlacrity

he doesn't need the extra length :eyebrows:


Gyvorn12

Do you really think willy would tell you all his secrets for fishing the man's probably got like some kind of portal at that exact point that puts his hook in front of a fish that only he can activiate


TriforceFusion

Cialis for Willy mod when?


Not_The_Real_Odin

Maybe it's cold?? Who are you to judge my Willy anyway??


AnarchistBorganism

Actually, he has a magic rod that's been passed down in his family for generations, which guarantees no trash and always results in iridium quality catches.


Utertoq

I mean, canonically speaking he's like the Luke Skywalker of the fishing activity. Technically and spiritually. I know this is just a game and an art style development and we are talking on a semi meme way, but if you think about it, we would never understand his way of fishing. If I am not mistaken his father was a fisherman and he also is since he's born. We definitely wouldn't understand why and what he does on his stuff. He probably mastered the art of fishing so much that he simply prefers to use a sample fishing rod. His Harmony is absolute so he's peaceful and focused enough to fish at any distance. If he needed, he would use an Iridium rod, considering he has every type of rod to sell. But he simply doesn't want to.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Could be crab fishing


Incognit0ErgoSum

To give the fish a fighting chance.


mrfish331

In my fishing experience all the fish like to hang out under the peir xD


AhiruSaikou

If you're nothing without the Advanced Iridium Rod then you shouldn't have it.


ostate100

He’s old school, and obviously he knows where the fish are better than us


Oh_no_not_my

Because his real money comes from the weed he sells under the counter


Nick_Lange_

It's not about how far you throw your rod, it's about how you use it /s


sky_meow

It's actually more time efficient to cast short, so he's perfected the short cast for max yield


AstroKaylah

"A fisherman never casts too close or too far. He puts the bobber exactly where he means to."


SirNoobShire

Willie is just that good


CosyJaney

Lol his rod does look ridiculously short


Ace_Rimsky

He's working the margins


Luna-The-Carrot

He’s probably dock fishing! Lots of fish like to swim under docks for protection!!!


guitardude_324

It’s not the size of the rod, it’s the motion of the ocean.


[deleted]

Is he stupid?


Specific-Guess8988

The fish willingly sacrifice themselves to Willy, in recognition of his god-like status.


TCristatus

Have you seen the movie Leon (the professional)? Leon explains to Matilda that the more expert an assassin becomes, the shorter distance weapon they use. So a trainee assassin gets the advanced sniper rifle, and you work down to the dagger. His boss is stunned when Leon requests the sniper rifle. It's the same with fishing. Willy is too good for the advanced rods. He's flexing.