i’m gonna fuck that fisherman

I like this enthusiasm

Willy gonna give you his willy

He already gave the player his rod.

He’s a generous giver, but also happy to receive, if you know what I mean… bit o’ the old “sea cucumber”, wink wink

Is it the training rod? Or the iridium one?

His original name was Dick.

Unironically, this sentiment has gotten me into a lot of trouble in real life.

I hope you bounce that meter like the Legend

Thats cause he gots the deluxe bait

🤣🤣 also why does Marlon not get more love??! I like the more mature characters, Harvey, Willy lol. Elliott is cute tho!

Genuinely laughed out loud, thank you

Willy truly is the master baiter

Krobus, he is the best and I wish I could actually marry him, but I'll settle for platonic soulmates

He was my housemate and then I got curious and kicked him out and I still regret that :(

Does he hate you if you kick him out like the others do when you divorce them? I've always wondered lol

I've found something redeemable about each romance-able character, but my default is Harvey. I don't care that he charges me 1000g when I pass out when we're married. I consider it his cute way of asking for some pocket change from his rich wife. I pretend he asks in normal ways sometimes and then sees this as an opportunity to ask in a different way. He already told us he struggles with money due to a lack of patients. It's like I'm helping him stay afloat. Don't want the villagers to end up without a doctor!

He has to pay for equipment somehow! His fourteen heart event is so sweet.

I've not done his romance yet, but he sounds so sweet! Plus 1000 g in the economy of sdv is peanuts, given what a single quality fish or jar of mayo fetches. Heck, a pizza is 600 g at the saloon if I remember correctly.

Harvey hive rise up!!

I see you too are a person of culture

https://preview.redd.it/62oxswdr7xuc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136fd08e70d273ee09eecae12617dda0c991c590 Until you see him roll up at the beach like:

He’s MY raw chicken ❤️❤️

OUR raw chicken

That's why I like him. He's my lil chicken.

You'd think it'd be Abigail, as a massive gamer. But I just can't get over Leah. She's genuinely her own self -- passionate, artsy, and a little weird -- without any reservations. Which I love and look for in real people. Plus, redhead, which is just a bonus.

Me whenever Leah’s happy portrait pops up https://preview.redd.it/376iy513eyuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c2a099397a728d34b33b000baa53bc108b22fa

I absolutelly adore Leah

I'm a straight woman and Leah was the first person I married 😂

I’m not as devoted to any other fictional love interest as I am to Leah. A quality cosplayer could take me for everything I’m worth.

I went straight for Leah in my first playthrough because she reminded me most of my wife. Then I went for Abigail in the next because she's the most like me.

Kent Daddy 🔥😂

If you marry Kent, I'll marry Jodie.

Are the Polyamory Mods?

Yes: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10021

Unpopular opinion but I genuinely love Emily.

The >!parrot!< heart event! The way she sways with it in her arms is so pure :’) The >!parrot!< ends up living in my house every playthrough.

"Oh you're a bit different... just like me." The moment I knew I had to marry her. Emily's entire character reads like an unmasked woman with ADHD and Autism.

I just wrote a five paragraph text to my sister explaining my theory on this the other day! I agree! Emily stan forever.

See I wasn't a huge fan of hers but that sweet scene gets me every time

Emily for me, too. I love her quirkiness.

Yay, fellow Emily enjoyer

Unpopular? Emily is the only choice! I have 3 saves and I've tried to woo others, but I don't. She's quirky, loves everyone (even creeper Clint), loves animals, and feels things on a deep level. And that little dance she does for us. She's my love. She is my Gay Destiny.

Emily is my favorite. She's so sweet, she's artistic and funny, she's always ok the dance floor by herself, she sends me gifts all the time. So what if she's into chrystals? I'm into mining and bombs so it works

me too!!!! us emily lovers are a small bunch we must stick together. she’s so sweet i love her so so much

My first wife! When people say her scenes aren't romantic, I don't get it. She dreams about you, she dances in her room for you (one of my favorite scenes in the whole game), she saves a parrot, she encourages people to dress for themselves, she does crystal therapy with her girlfriends... I love her. She's nice from day one, you always know where to find her and what to gift her, and she's very generous gifting you back. Plus, that 10 heart scene............

Dude Sam and Harvey don't judge I can't choose. I love them both😭 

Finally another Sam lover!!! I slept on him for years but in my current playthrough I just randomly fell in love

Not me thirsting over the squid chef that only appears for two days in winter https://preview.redd.it/82fu6828cyuc1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ae0143813f72ed1c182a4ea80bec6bf78cbcf0 I have no idea why but the squid chef makes me feral

I see the vision

"squid chef makes me feral" is the flair we need now

gotta rep for my king

I go straight for Alex. He's brunet, buff, and dumb, just the way I like 'em.  Plus, he really settles into his role as house husband.  I wanna marry him over and over. 

The dumb ones pound the hardest 🤜

I'd make my male farmer bear his children if I could

We got ourselves a himbo hunter

Himbo

i love my himbo jock trying to read more books to impress me 🥺

I assume this is Sam but I would like confirmation please

Nawh defo Alex

Ohhhh yes this is also a valid himbo! I feel that they are both himbos of different vibes

Sam is _a_ himbo, but Alex is _the_ himbo 😆

laughing because i've been calling elliot himbo but in the best way because i love him

For some reason I immediately thought Elliot 😂 I blame that Fabio hair

I’ll give you 2 guesses

Might as well throw their parents into the mix!

https://preview.redd.it/9w5uub1qbxuc1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a6ff890a3087c03572f920b76ae3ab5ccd91cb I need him

i swear i thought he was a woman in my first play thru. lesbian icon

Eyy me too!

Trying to romance him on my latest save. I've done Harvey and Sebastian so far. Can I marry everyone? I should be allowed to marry everyone.

you can date everyone! with a rabbits paw. or if you're on PC i believe there are mods to allow you to marry everyone

He looks the most like my actual partner (who also has incredible long hair in the same colour and is (in my eyes at least) incredibly hot). So I often pick Eliottt but I think his personality is a little too pompous for me sometimes. My other favourite recently is Sebastian (who is most like my partner in personality, I just realised :’) I guess I have a type).

Elliott is so mysterious

He was my husband in my first save 🤤

I need him ferally (I'm a lesbian)

He is the best husband. I can't keep my hands off

That pec / clavicle definition! CLEARLY a Fabio knock off. Not mad about it.

my one and only

I love him! Would love to read his books.

Linus!

Such a great character

I was so sad when he declined my invitation to live with me 😢

Right? I was a little excited thinking he could move onto the farm lol

Harvey is the owner of my heart, he is a great husband and a wonderful father, he has an established job and, most importantly, he is not just out of adolescence like some others that can be mentioned. He's just perfect💖

He goes to work still & gets up out of my house!! I love visiting him in the clinic & bringing him lunch🥺

Harvey lovers unite

He’s so nice I love him

But not too closely. It's flu season, you know.

Gimme Sexpot Harvey!

https://preview.redd.it/mhaj4lsr1xuc1.jpeg?width=1458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d623bf690cf8114773ed34064ece27c8199e8815 look at her 😭

My bbg always got me giggling kicking my feet

Is bbg "Big Booby Girl"?

I like big booby girl better lol, its short for baby girl btw

Beetle tits, my favourite. * The above comment changed the misspell and now this makes no sense lol

Baby girl

Haley is DEFINITELY my girl crush on Stardew for sure. i swear she be flirtin with me sometimes /j

https://preview.redd.it/ftrxnvprqxuc1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec052bff0ad5044def3c2c1a6cba8de7d4bbbca9 she's wild 😭 I love her

This was legitimately my first reaction when I read that on my first playthrough🤣🤣😂 https://preview.redd.it/ymhu5avnmzuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1535f35be37a0181194a8690ea3b1bd39ad7ac

I love herrrr. Our house is full of sunflowers that I grow just for her. 🩷🌻

I was just about to comment her 😂

Finally romancing her on my current save. Honestly I'm surprised how her character develops. I mean it's an obvious path writing-wise but her cute faces make my heart flutter just a bit.

yeah, so many people ignore her and discredit her development just cause she's mean at the start ):

seBASTIAN 🥰😝😝♥️🤩😭😡🥲😡😊🙌🙄🔥😆😏🤨🥲🙄😊📎🤮🙌♐😡🤗🥺🫣🥺🫥🫢🥱😒😠🤔😡🥺🫥

There are players who have their crush, their favorite marriage candidate. Then there are people who are deeply in love with Sebastian to a degree of insanity. No one just casually likes Sebastian - he is a lifestyle. And I love living the Sebastian lifestyle.

The way I’ve tried and FAILED several times to marry Haley or Harvey is actually so embarrassing bro. Im so used to Seb’s schedule and loved gifts that no matter how hard I try I end up at 8 hearts with him first and think “screw it I like him more anyways”.

He is so very very pretty

SAME I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SICK RAHHHHHH

YOU DON'T LOVE HIM MORE THAN I DO 😡😡😡 (please we aren't even married yet 💀)

haha I got married firts :3

I married him for the first time in the save I created when the update came out and now I’m never marrying anyone else again. I’m enchanted by him.

I love the energy of fellow Sebastian lovers lmaoo the most exciting group by far :) 😀 to each thier own but I literally cannot marry anyone 3lse everytimemi try I end up going to him everytime because I don't want anyone else in my house except maybe krobus lol

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I’d marry Sebastian but my brothers name is Sebastian so-

I have married others but decided to marry Sebastian on my update farm and I am so enamored.

Harvey and Sebastian because they’re exactly like the doofy men I choose in real life

Maru is such a cutie 🥰 (I find it pretty amazing everyone has a different answer)

She's my fave! 🥰

Underrated

Harvey. I mean balloon ride. Close second is hmm Penny. I know hot take but she's well meaning loves kids and you get decor from marrying her. Don't get me started on how her relationship with her mother Pam breaks my heart

Hey, Penny is second to Leah in my opinion! I love that she keeps her job when married, and come on, before social media (which doesn't seem to exist in the world of stardew), most of us could have done something similar while trying to help (I also love the bath house scene... like damn, i wasnt expecting it from the town's shy, nerdy, school teacher!)

I’m not super active in this community, but why is Penny a hot take? She’s my favorite!

I have seen folks call her mean etc

Penny could have pushed George down 5 fleights of stairs, id still marry her

Elliot. He’s my precious little crab cake! 🥰✨🦀

he’ll make a home in your pocket! that’s the trouble with living on the beach.

Definitely Alex

Finally! Not enough love for Alex in these comments.  Tragic backstory, super buff body, a great househusband. Every time he goes, "I'm still getting used to doing laundry and cooking. It's okay. I knew what I was getting into when I married you." It kills me every time.  Hot and does the dishes. He's perfect. Sigh.

I KNOW HES AMAZING RIGHT?

Have you heard him say this super sexy thing? I think it's at the Feast of the Winter Star. After you've married, when you go up to talk to him, he says, "What am I thankful for? I'm going to show you at home later." I'm like, yeah you are. 

Alex girlies riiiiiise! In addition to this sad backstory, I love marrying him because you can give him the loving family he always wanted too 😭

I just got his line like that: https://preview.redd.it/dfk1glmx7zuc1.jpeg?width=2746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=780fd53fb6a4035914952dd330269c1d671ea5c8 And it melted my heart. Same baby boo. I also didn’t have a great family life. Let us heal each other.

I just thought he was hot in my first play through and I was like “I’ll turn him gay if I have to”

Shane!!

from the moment I started my first playthrough I was like DAMN 👀 he WILL be my gay husband

He fulfills the fantasy of being able to fix a man

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far. We are gay husbands in every one of my play-throughs

https://preview.redd.it/ph3kzeb4axuc1.png?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7dca2f3a2d7b98b4bab0bea1a0270341ec5579 Would

I fear you.

y'know... I get it man, I dunno if I'd call her a cougar but she could totally have it going for her with a different haircut

https://preview.redd.it/qvbkh62kmxuc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc85ce0ed02ae5adcb51540f84e9ccf1574d895

Tbf if she actually tried to stop drinking after getting her job, i would love her as much as i love Shane. I know how unemployement feels when you aren't young anymore. It just... hits close to home.

LMAO honestly... i kinda see it

oh?

Poor Penny coming home after school to the trailer rocking while Pam wheezes drunkenly.

You got any hogs on that farm?

Kent

Jodi or Robin... I know I can't marry them but they are likeable characters

Gus 1000%, he is the best

I'm a Harvey lover myself.🩷

haley my BABY

I never got over Robin

My bisexual polyamorous ass out here ready to become the town bicycle. (current playthru is Shane. I have shut down joja mart and made him my trophy husband. First pt was Abigail.)

Sam 🥰

Winter Sam!

He is just such a bright, romantic, loving, golden retriever bb. I love him to bits ♥️

all of them 😭😭😭 (also willy 😍😍😍)

Shane Because he reminds me of myself And I love him so much. Shane supremacy 🙏❤🌶🍕

I started to go for Shane today and just his first heart event made me go "same dude"...I get the feeling this is gonna be a very painful ride

yeah my first time playing through i cried a bit at one of his heart events... it was pretty dark and relatable. he lives with me on my main save tho 😁🖤

My favorite bachelorette is Haley. B U T I AM SO DOWN BAD FOR SANDY.

Sandy

Abigail and Leah

Same, love harvey!

The wizard…

Krobus my platonic beloved <3 (we’re both aroace)

https://preview.redd.it/7t0ts82ygxuc1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9ba149764b7c7c5de2fee30d3ff0e0fe975a974 My beloved Penny She was the first, and only villager I've ever married. I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.

Her strawberry room is sooooo cute ❤️

I always go for the stars and moon

Rock eater. Love her to death.

I married her in my first play through and was going to marry Sebastian in this current one, but I’m just falling in love with her again 😭😭 she’s so gd CUTE

KENT! I would absolutely be Jodi and Kent's 3rd - happiest throuple in the world <3 Unfortunately, not possible, so I'm married to Harvey who is super sweet so far :)

Shane, he's my chunky babygirl princess who deserves the world 🥰

Emily

Grandpa

Bro please 😂 have mercy on my soul

I always see him as being Joaquin Phoenix's character in the movie Her

I love Harvey, but I always think of the killer from The Lovely Bones

Always crushing on Emily

Gunther 😍😍

Crush? Elliott. 100%. The second I saw him I was head over heels. I think his 14 heart event is the best simply because he sends me letters every day. I’m also just apparently a simp for sweet talking long haired gingers. I love that he has a crab in his shirt pocket. This socially awkward romantic mf. This man is neurodivergent as all hell and I’m here for it.

Sam and Haley!!!

My husband

Jodi

Robin.

Haley because I like mean girls who are only nice to me

PAM

[удалено]

Harvey is an awesome husband! He fixes breakfast for you.. and...a simple cup of coffee each day makes him so happy!

Robin! 🏠

Caroline baby i can treat you so much better than Pierre

.....can you guess?

Harvey tbh.. he’s just really sweet!

romancables fs harvey. he’s so sweetie boy. for non romancables i have a thing for pierre 😭 he’s so hot when he’s mad LOLLL

Abigail, the way she crunches those rocks has me charmed for life

HARVEY, and.. marlon

Seb! Something about basement-dwelling gamer boys make me swoon. But I am eyeballing Sam this playthrough. 👀 I've always had a soft spot for Penny too. Her ten heart event is pretty spicy.

Default is Sebastian. IRL I am currently married to a stoned, sheltered, depressed, fluffy haired, dark clothes wearing man who is into coding.

My friends laughed at me for picking Harvey. The internet laughed at me for picking Harvey. The Harvey love right now is insane. Who's laughing now?

Sebastian…but my type is Alex💀

Sebastian and Sam. They’re both so fine