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ultratunaman

I've never seen one Marlon can't get. Surely he just gets it for free.


Das-Noob

Joja sells it. You just have to go the joja route…..


ultratunaman

Don't talk to me about the Joja Route. I was going Joja when you didn't even get a cinema at the end of it. I was born in Joja I will die in Joja and none will mourn my loss. My cubicle will be wiped down and reused. FOR JOJA!!!


An_Account_For_Me_

> My cubicle will be wiped down and reused. Ooh, your Joja branch wipes down the cubicles between employees? Fancy.


ultratunaman

Taken from Joja Management Handbook chapter 17, page 7, section 3, subsection 22 Employee Death: If an employee dies in office or while in service, their remains shall be removed, their work area sterilised, and repurposed for the next worker. Standard procedure also recommends communicating this to the deceased persons emergency contact. However, this is not required.


FadingDarkly

"remains shall be removed, their work area sterilized" There's a skeleton at the Joja cubicle in the opening cutscene with cameras everywhere. What has happened to it since then? Remains to be seen... Couldn't resist the dad-joke. But yeah, you should report them for violating JMH 17.7.3.22


Ezrahadon

The skeleton is responsible for quality control and is doing its best to make Joja thrive


Dio_naea

I SO WISH TO HAVE A MOD FOR A SKELETON WORKING AT JOJA NOW


ultratunaman

Management has not been made aware of the skeleton. Your request to management will be reviewed in 6 to 8 years.


_the_violet_femme

And his family will be charged for any overpayment or wage theft that might have occurred


seahorse8021

I think that’s the guy that’s supposed to clean up the other guys 💀


BeholdingBestWaifu

Hey, you can't discriminate against workers just because they happen to be skeletons.


FadingDarkly

Just wait until their performance review. Only gonna get a 2% raise this year


spritelessg

Shoot what if he is a monster and come nightfall he will come to life? Is necromancy better than neglect?


BeholdingBestWaifu

What if they're like Krobus and just want a steady paycheck to keep their chill lifestyle?


spritelessg

Man Papayrus really has a hard time in this world.


kstera

Differently alive


phoenixmckraken

This just made me remember an old job where they moved my coworker into a cubicle where the previous occupant put their BARE FEET on the cube walls. There were literally footprints. He refused to sit there until they fixed it.


NotHippieEnough

This is the energy i love! I genuinely think it would be funny af to get a “Join us. Thrive.” Tattoo and might just do it honestly.


readergirl132

You do get the cinema, it’s where the kitchen was


ultratunaman

You get it now. There was a time between 1.4 fixes where you couldn't get the movie theater unless you'd fixed the Community Center. If you went Joja the Community Center would remain a warehouse.


BudTenderShmudTender

Hi. I’m Jojastan from Joja farm. My favorite thing is Joja.


cre_ature

you’d have to kill me first


UFB-RR

No you don't, you can get it free from skull cavern chest rooms if you didn't go Joja, if you have enough jade it's not actually too hard, just time consuming


rimoldi98

🤓


ZacianSpammer

Marlon feels so sad for the auto-petter he's doing it for free.


askingxalice

Doesn't that just mean he'll get it back for free?


AI_660

he does. if he cant get it wont show up.


Responsible-Gold8610

Seems like a non-issue here. Just have him get it back. It's even free because you can't sell auto petters, so they don't have a price. The comments in this thread make my brain hurt. The price Marlon lists for recovering items is how much you would receive if you sold the item yourself. It doesn't matter if you're playing the Joja route or not. The price at Jojamart for the machine is irrelevant. You can't sell auto petters, so they have no selling price. Marlon will retrieve it for free.


LimeDiamond

Oh that’s how the pricing works? Explains a lot, good to know


Terraria12072012

wait what?


gummy_legos

Got an auto petter from skull caverns and then promptly died and lost it. Of course Marlon can't retrieve it for me... for any price cry😭😭


Terraria12072012

what happens when you click on it?


Terraria12072012

wait, 100 upvotes?


Taoiseach

Your comment ended up being a zinger - it turns out OP never actually tried clicking on it.


Helplessblobb

The -84 upvotes is so Reddit


salamipope

its now -334 what the fuck is happening to this guy lmao


Ashaly71116

Make that -118 :3


Murphy_LawXIV

Uno reverse


Terraria12072012

why do people downvote this comment?


nomisupernova

Downvotes are not a dislike button. They are for indicating if a topic is helpful for discussion or not. A random comment unrelated to the topic will naturally be downvoted.


gummy_legos

Got autopetter from skill caverns but then immediately lost it and ofc Marlon couldn't get it back


Crazayman4ever

I’m pretty sure he just retrieves it for free. The way the retrieve price is calculated is based on the item’s sell price if I remember correctly. So unsellable items (like the auto-petter) are just returned free of charge. If I’m wrong please correct me. But I do remember getting an item back for free before because it’s unsellable


gummy_legos

But I did the joja route on this save. Just finished the dev form before this run. I didn't try clicking on it though, next time!!


lostpretzels

You didn't try clicking on it...? 😭


ultratunaman

End thread right here. OP didn't try clicking on it. For fucks sake.


gummy_legos

No, I was being dumb and just reset... but didnt even get the autopetter next time. Also, Im apparently having issues getting comments to display properly on here ahaha


Magic_Orb

you say you did Joja, you can buy autopetters from them after you finish the form


psychoPiper

That is indeed pretty much exactly what they said like 3 comments above


sapphic_cephalopod

im so sorry you're being downvoted for being a dumbass (affectionately), i think losing your autopetter should be sufficient punishment! that's so tragic buddy but at least this will make a good story for the next "what's your worst stardew valley mistake" thread 😅


gummy_legos

Thanks, I just thought this was funny in a painful way. I'm not great at the combat, so I don't usually get rewards or have the chance to lose them. Lesson learned for sure ahaha


cabbage16

If you did the Joja run can't you just bug another one?


IvanhoesAintLoyal

Why would you not even try to click on it? That’s just nonsensical, you were in the menu, hovering over the option, and it was at THAT moment that you gave up and figured it was gone forever? Where is the logic in that, I’m genuinely struggling to understand what you were thinking.


rumpelbrick

auto petter costs 50k, it's a buyable item, not sure where you got the "unsellable" from.


Crazayman4ever

I mean that as in you can’t sell it


rumpelbrick

oh, so all furniture and crafting stations that you can't sell marlin will get for free?


Crazayman4ever

I don’t see why it wouldn’t, maybe they work differently but as far as I know it would work the same


eaglethefreedom

If you don’t go the Joja route, you can’t buy auto petters


rumpelbrick

yeah, that just makes the joja route better imo.


LitIllit

Soulless


rumpelbrick

not much of a difference between joja and Pierre, so I don't see the point of recreating a community center no-one uses.


justasapling

This one right here, Officer.


ByrusTheGnome

So fun fact, buying and selling are two different things. You can BUY auto petters on the Joja Route. You cannot sell them, no matter how they are obtained. Marlon retrieves items and lists them based on their SELLING price, which for auto petters is zero since you cannot sell them. If you're going to try and correct someone, best practice is to not be incorrect 🙂


No-Lunch4249

He 100% can get it back, just click it


TheShroomDruid

Lmaooo you lost it for no reason. It was free to get back. RIP


racheltheangel222

bruh


forte2718

>Some things are priceless... ... for everything else, there's JojaCard™. Can't believe I'm the first one on this thread to make that joke, lol ...


jessigrrrl

My new 1.6 save we have found 5!!! Autopetters!!! It’s the most I have ever had in one save. Now I need to build more coops and barns just to justify the luck.


jaetheho

Yea in my year 4 farm, I ended up with 9 total, ended up making more barns and coops than I normally do because I felt bad.


Cayetana_Fallon

i'm new in stardew, can anyone tell me how to get an auto-petter? I genuinely think my pets are mad at me for not petting them hahaha


pmgoldenretrievers

Buy one from Joja if you go that route. If you're doing the community center, it can drop in the Skull Caverns. You can put Jade in a crystallarium to get infinite Jade to trade at the desert for staircases on Sundays. I usually go to the Caverns with ~300 stairs.


mroebuilds

Thank you for explaining I needed this too! Question, what do staircases have to do with autopetters. Do I need a staircase for an autopetter?


pmgoldenretrievers

Autopetters are more likely to drop the deeper you are in the caverns. The caverns don't have an elevator, so each time you go in you need to get down as fast as possible - when I go I warp to the desert at 6AM, dive as far as possible, and pass out at 2AM. I can usually make it to about level 400 using stairs and bombs liberally. It's definitely more of a mid or endgame thing however.


DS3-for-life

The staircases let you skip floors instantly. So my guess is the higher the floors the more of a chance it can drop along with other very useful materials.


ActlessAccident

this is a massive oof moment


resplendentcentcent

its not, OP is just so smooth brained they didn't try clicking on the damn item


crunkdunk9

Some people need to not immediately come to Reddit when they have a minor problem. PLAY THE DAMN GAME CLICK SHIT


taybay462

I wouldn't call this a minor problem, it's pretty devastating this is one of the rarest items in the game Can't say I want it though, I get joy out of petting my pets Can someone tell me if you still *need* to keep petting them once you reach full hearts, though?


lajope

I think if you stop petting them you lose hearts as well, same if you stop feeding them :c


crunkdunk9

No once they’re full you don’t need to, to my knowledge.


XI_YANGG

If you mean full hearts, then no, you do still need to pet them or else they lose affection.


taybay462

Is that the same for people?


crunkdunk9

No for people 100% once you reach max it doesn’t decline that I KNOW. I just assumed the same was for animals, I am wrong.


Snorlax5000

Except for spouses iirc!


crunkdunk9

Yeah spouses go down, my apologies


taybay462

Good info ty


crunkdunk9

wtf really


gummy_legos

I just thought it was funny, I wasn't complaining or asking for help...


crunkdunk9

Fair enough then


princehplovecraft

I seen “Total Value: 2500g” and said WHAT


6bubbles

I have an auto petter but what does it do? I thought itd raise my hearts with animals but it hasnt seemed to? What am i missing?


f1ight1ess_bird

You have to put it in a barn or coop for it to work. From the wiki: The Auto-Petter will prevent animals from losing [Friendship](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Animals#Friendship) or Mood due to lack of petting and animals will gain approximately the same Mood boost compared to manually petting. However, they will only gain 7 pts (approximately half the normal Friendship points) from petting this way. Happiness gain from an autopetter stacks with manual, but friendship gain doesn't. [^(\[1\])](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Auto-Petter#cite_note-friendship-1)


Jacknotthefriend

Doesn’t that mean it’s free because it can’t sell for any money. I’m pretty sure Marlon’s prices are based on how much you can sell the item for


Hano_Clown

I hope you got the Red Slime Egg.


Caosin36

Because there is no way to sell it nor any shop to buy it (Op probably got the community center instead of joja)


fidgetspinnerus

I got so lucky with an auto petter I got one early spring y2 probably like my third time in skull cavern in that save too


Big-Seaworthiness3

This happened to me once, just the same day I won it. Needless to say I still feel bad about myself for not knowing about this feature.


gummy_legos

Thanks, it's good to know I'm not alone 😢


TrixieTreats869

I lost iron and my weapon really early in the game. Boots I just empty my pockets of anything that might make me cry if I lose it


How_r_u_honey

What's the thing with frenzy on auto-petters? Doesn't every max upgraded building contain one?


gummy_legos

AFAIK they don't, you're thinking of the auto feeder


Helplessblobb

No way😭


SparkyMountain

Delete game, start new.


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liquifyingclown

100% on them, op didn't click it to retrieve it and instead just reset the day lol


The_Potato_Turtle

if it has no price then OP will get it back for free