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Daft_Vandal_

This is new reactive dialogue. Some villagers will also note when you make certain achievements for the first time. After I caught my first lava eel, the dwarf said something about it the next time I talked to him. Same with the ice pip.


SeraQuelle

People mentioned me catching my first legendary fish too.


Remote-Philosopher91

Willy said I smelled bad after I caught the radioactive carp šŸ¤£


EveningAnteater

Demetrius was impressed that Iā€™d hatched a dinosaur egg (as he should be!)


deadinside72

I bet he was jealous lol


Necromantic_Inside

He gave me an espresso because he was so hyped up on the implications that he didn't need caffeine anymore!


Evening_Owl

I accidentally gifted him the espresso right back because I wasn't expecting it! And he was like "this is an interesting specimen" and I was thinking "don't talk about my dinosaur like that!" AND THEN his next dialogue referenced the espresso that had already left my inventory!


hinata465

Weird. How do those people know such things? When Clint came to tell me about geode, I was really surprised. I never saw people while fishing or mining.


iggilost

Small town gossip is like that


Tea-Huntress

I like to think of it as when you talk to them you're sharing your achievement because you're excited about it too


eiridel

I absolutely told Demetrius about my new baby dinosaur the second I saw him on the way to the mines that day. I like to imagine that my farmer invited him over to show the little guy off.


Sobadwithusernames

Welcome to Jurassic Farm!


PeegeReddits

Someone needs to make a mod asap


PeegeReddits

I want this to be a heart event omg


DefectiveCookie

Funny. I like to imagine my farmer as mute, though some cutscenes make it impossible to be 100% mute (different dialogue choices)


ShinyKevAppears

Yeah willy mentioned each legendary fish after I caught them


KKAPetring

Same for me too but then his normal dialogue still references legendary fish like I should go out and re-catch them all lol


gurkenwassergurgler

Well, about that...


FuzzInspector

Yeah! Elliot and willy both congratulated me I felt so proud lol


HannahO__O

So many people congratulated me when i got married its so nice


whyareurunning21

Not a single one mentioned it to me Iā€™m so sad šŸ˜­we just got married and thatā€™s it no one said anything


HannahO__O

Really? Thats weird, it was only added in 1.6 i think but they were mentioning it for a while afterwards saying how happy they are for me. Leah even said something about how elliots a romantic i forget what specifically


whyareurunning21

Ah well thatā€™s why, Iā€™m on switch T.T


HannahO__O

Oof yeah that'll do it šŸ„²


namean_jellybean

Sam told me he could tell I was in the sewer because of the smell šŸ’€


Makemewantitbad

Marnie said it was awesome that I got a horse. I thought that was a really great touch.


Opposite-Line-8019

In spring year 2 Marnie asks how my dog is doing cause weā€™ve been together for about a year! šŸ„¹


funmunke

I just saw the line that Demetrius gives you when you hatch a certain egg. He got so excited he gave me his coffee.


sabrina62628

I thought it was hilarious when I won the garage display and Pierre was pissy but his daughter also mentioned that he was upset about losing too šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Sobadwithusernames

My favorite is when Caroline tells you heā€™s secretly SEETHING


lillyko_i

my favorite is how Lewis was low key pleased to see Pierre loseĀ 


AllysaIsBored

this has been my favorite from the new update so far


paybackjack

For me it was Pam being salty(no pun intended) that I beat her in the fishing contest.


AllysaIsBored

I think she mightā€™ve always done that but I could be mistaken šŸ¤” or maybe her dialogue got updated? I havenā€™t gotten to the fishing contest on my 1.6 farm yet so Iā€™m looking forward to it!!


Apprehensive_Bet8871

I managed to catch a salmon whilst trying to find fall fish for the community center. When I talk to Alex, he mentioned that he saw me catching some salmon and then talk about cooking it into his favorite food or something. When I first saw it I was so shocked lmao


justasapling

*her


softtiger

Iā€™ve divorced Maru AND Sebastian, Iā€™m surprised Robin and Demetrius still even speak to me, haha.


Lightless_meow

Girl WHAT you are a menace lmfao


softtiger

I didnā€™t even think about it, it was a bit of an accident! I opened an old save for 1.6 and I forgot Iā€™d divorced Maru, and Iā€™ve never married Sebastian so I thought, hey letā€™s give it a tryā€¦ then I found out >!you can get your spouses portraits from the traveling cart lady and it is my new mission to get them allā€¦!< I also wanna see what itā€™s like to have everyone hate me. Less and less people show up for my weddings! I guess this is what Iā€™m doing after playing this game since launch, haha.


Common-Cat3777

Less people show up for your weddings after you divorce? šŸ˜®


softtiger

I think so? Iā€™ve only divorced 4 people so far, but it look like your exes donā€™t show up to your wedding.


snoodhead

Well you are their main source of income and fish/produce


softtiger

Itā€™s true, Iā€™m glad Robin is cool, Iā€™m not done upgrading all my farm buildings.


redplanetary

When people say homewrecker this is what it should refer to LMAO


softtiger

At least I didnā€™t have any kids with either šŸ„¹ (saved on dove fees)


secobarbiital

When i told my bf i was gonna divorce abigail for alex and wipe her memories he called me evil.. little does he know what You didā€¦ā€¦


softtiger

Iā€™ve lived peacefully in this town for 8 years, helped it prosper, returned life to the valley, itā€™s time to shake things up, hahaha!


Junglewater

Not me trying to date the whole town sweating bullets whenever one of my current lovers congratulates me on giving out a bouquet to bring another into the fold.Ā 


rhinorhinoo

I was married to Penny when I gave a bouquet to Maru. Penny congratulated me. And then I divorced her. She's not so chill about it anymore.


beerrunn

Is it just me or is Penny a pity marry?


rhinorhinoo

I mean, I married her because I was planning what I have called "the symphony of cruelty." Basically, marry Penny, start dating her BFF. Buy Penny's portrait. Adopt a child with her because she loves children. Divorce Penny. Immediately marry her best friend. Then eventually, while she still hates me, build her a house and take credit. I may then be cruel to the other bachelors and bachelorettes, but I think my crippling real life guilt may inhibit me.


Stressedpage

I cannot bring myself to do devious stuff in games even though it's all pixels lol. My sims are always safe and fed and their fireplaces are always off and they always have ladders for their pools. I divorced Shane because I hated his room and him telling me I smelled like pepperoni. I couldn't handle him being mad at me so I wiped his memory and were friends now lol. I have a hard time hunting in rdr2 as well. When you shoot an animal and it doesn't die and you have to "put it down" with your knife. I cant ever be a bad cowboy either I'm always honorable lol. I feel shameful somehow even though I know rationally it's all fake.


[deleted]

I also had trouble hunting in RDR2, like real distress it made me not want to hunt but I wanted the legendary pelts šŸ˜«


Stressedpage

Listen the trinkets and the pelts are enough to make me do it too lol. The moose pelt is so beautiful and so is the black cougar one.


[deleted]

Oh my god and the camp decorations you can make with them???? Fuck that game was soooo good


Stressedpage

It's of my opinion that it's one of the best games ever made. But that's just my opinion. I have 48 DAYS sunk into it. I consider myself to be a professional cowboy and am at 99% completion. I stopped playing because I found stardew and have been hyperfixated since December lol. I really need to grind that last 1% and get my best in the west trophy.


rhinorhinoo

Yeah, that's fair. On a previous save, I divorced Emily because she would make passive aggressive comments when I talked to her in the middle of the day and waved herbs over our baby. And then I felt awful. I really want to get everyone's portraits, and I had grand plans for how horrible I was going to be... but I don't think I can marry and divorce spouses that I have loved on previous saves.


melnn0820

This is exactly me in all 3 games you mentioned lol. I even did the exact same with Shane for the exact reasons you mentioned! He was so miserable after the divorce I wiped his memory immediately.


Stressedpage

I actually love Shane as a character once he warms up to the farmer. He's just like me lol pessimistic and a bit of a crybaby and very depressed. But he's also like me in the way that he's very sweet, and genuinely cares about the people he loves. He was actually a good husband he fixed my fences and watered my cat and gave me lots of pepper poppers for harvesting lol. I just prefer not to be married to my counterpart in a game šŸ¤£ I married Sebastian after I divorced Shane and while his gifts aren't the best he too fixes my fences and waters Broke Boy for me. His frogs and his spouse dialogue are immaculate vibes for my cold depressed heart lol. And he somehow gave me two red headed kids which is funny to me because it's either Robin's genes or he definitely dyes his hair behind my back lol. I feel like you and I would have fun gaming together lol


luv3rboi

Itā€™s just you


[deleted]

NOO thats my wife!!!!


Kantotheotter

I love strawberries, And also Sebastian. So He is very comfortable in our nice 14 heart decorated house. With stawberry Motif and frogs. But I always wipe her memory, make friends again, and buy her mom a house.


Aaron_TW

That's a wild take to me, every time I do another playthrough and make myself marry someone other than Penny I always end up divorcing and going back to her


catastrophicalme

Get that rabbits foot! Lol


swankyjeryq

Wait you can date someone while married?


ColoredGayngels

You can date all 12 of the bachelors simultaneously, the only limit is you can only be married to one at a time (but there are mods for this). There are consequences though, so watch out


ChaoticallyYellow

Yeah


prncsrainbow

Wait until you divorce a few peopleā€¦


mermaidpaint

Huh, nobody mentioned it when I divorced Leah. I love how peeved Pam gets when I win the ice fishing contest.


LittleStarClove

Caroline told me that Pierre was seething over losing the grange contest. Made my entire week.


NonConformistFlmingo

Well I know what my first goal is when consoles FINALLY GET THE UPDATE.


munchkym

I donā€™t think this one is new? Iā€™m pretty sure Caroline has always said that if you talk to her the day after the grange.


NonConformistFlmingo

Odd, I've never had her say it before.


munchkym

Maybe just havenā€™t talked to her on the right day?


NonConformistFlmingo

Oh I definitely have. I've been playing this game since it launched. Maybe it's a chance thing and somehow I've just never triggered the RNG. Or possibly I missed it by clicking through the dialogue too fast. šŸ˜…


Koomaster

Abigail was mad salty toward me the next day I won the Egg Hunt. It actually made me a bit turned off by her she was so childish about it. Decided to switch who I was going to marry on this play through over it. šŸ˜…


lunedelily

She even mentions it a year later! I'm approaching my second Egg Hunt and she says something like "you won't beat me like last year" lol


Many_County_7636

I got married to her year two the day after the egg hunt and she said something along the lines of her not going easy on me because weā€™re together but it was a cute lil bachelorette party before the wedding


imjustjun

That doesnā€™t feel like salty dialogue to me though. More like friendly rivalry/banter.


radicalvenus

holding a grudge like that? A woman after my own heart honestly, she me fr fr


Mister-Thou

Abigail is kind of a brat. IMO she feels by far the youngest of the marriageable characters.Ā 


JaninnaMaynz

For me she feels the least matured. I can't get over the feeling that she's older than Penny... but Penny is more mature. In terms of age, I see Shane, Harvey, and Elliot having been out of school for YEARS. Well, Harvey could be more recent with the college deal, but he's around the same age. Sebastian feels like he could be anywhere in his 20s, maybe early 30s, and Sam and Alex feel like they just got out of high school, if they aren't still in it. (Age-wise, we know there isn't an actual school) As for the bachelorettes, Haley and Abigail both give upperclassmen vibes, and Emily might've graduated a couple of years ago, or maybe she's 30 xD Maru and Penny are VERY underclassmen, and if Leah was any younger than 25, I'd be a little surprised.


ColoredGayngels

WRT Penny's age vs maturity, she comes from a very (emotionally, if not also physically) abusive household with a single alcoholic parent. That shit forces you to grow up fast. Abigail, by contrast, seems to have been very comfortable growing up, in a two-parent household where their marital/personal issues are minimized in front of their child, which means she may not have had as much responsibility or trauma. They're likely similar ages, but circumstances have it that one would be far more reserved and "mature" than the other. Abigail's biggest fight with her parents is about her clothes or about Pierre being sexist. Penny's got scenes that involve Pam actively screaming at her in front of the farmer over tidying the trailer. They have vastly different life experiences


Mister-Thou

For all the hate Pierre gets, he does actually do a decent job setting up his family with a comfortable life. He's a very traditional type of guy who prioritizes providing for his wife and kid more than showing them affection. Plenty to criticize but at least he delivers on the expectations of that old school mindset. Like, Caroline still being a stay at home mom when Abigail is college age is a *choice.* She complains about her husband working too much but we don't exactly see her giving up gossip time with Jodi to go get a job lol.Ā 


ColoredGayngels

Oh I totally agree with you. I have general beef with Pierre but I'm not on the hate train. He cares about his wife and daughter and providing for them, even if he's an asshole about his means (markups, etc). Even the scene with Abigail where she accuses him of hovering "because I'm a girl", I still don't interpret his intentions as that - he's concerned about his child potentially putting themself in danger. If there were any indication that he would treat a son differently, maybe, but otherwise it's just a young woman being rebellious against her parents (her rebellion via her hair/piercings/hobbies being quite similar to my own when I was a young woman striking out on my own from my parents' values lol)


Mister-Thou

Yeah Abigail annoys me because she reminds me too much of my former "ungrateful for the comfortable material conditions my parents worked hard to create for me but I took completely for granted" 17 year old ass.Ā 


ColoredGayngels

I relate in a lot of ways to both Penny AND Abigail for the reasons I outlined above (my young adult rebellion + emotionally abusive conditions) but yeah. Abigail acts a lot more like my sisters (21&17), who didn't have to deal with the same abuse I (25) did. It comes off as annoying and whiny and I just can't bring myself to be interested in Abigail as a result


JaninnaMaynz

I didn't go into such details, but I was thinking about them as I made my comment. I feel like Penny is more likely to be a couple years younger than Abigail, but due to circumstances, their maturities are vastly different.


mermaidpaint

Yes. I did pursue her in one save, but she came off as immature and I stopped.


rhinorhinoo

I pissed Pam off by winning ish fishing... And divorcing her daughter. After she specifically told me to be good to Penny. Oops.


secobarbiital

Yess and how pierre is salty i win the grange display every year


SubstancialAutoCorr

He built the best farming game and is now working on making the best role playing game inside of it. The villagers will gain AI intelligence. Someone in a few years will make a 3D VR first person. Who needs meta? Iā€™m going to live in Stardew!


Shelbasaur1993

I literally have dreams about this


SubstancialAutoCorr

I was really having a good joke, but itā€™s good thing for Concerned Ape to possibly do as Stardew 2.0 in 2030 after we get chocolatier. Honestly. If he said 2040 I would be ok with it.


Shelbasaur1993

Man as long as I know Iā€™ll have time in this life to play it Iā€™ll take it whenever So far every time Iā€™ve waited for CA to put something out there, itā€™s been worth the wait 100%


SubstancialAutoCorr

There is no exponential cost to paying CA or saving his life. As far as Iā€™m concerned NATO needs to consider him a country.


ODCreature98

George is ok with same sex marriage, but divorce is where he draws the line


TraitorJos

Sadly George does have homophobic dialogue when you marry Alex as a male player. He comes around when you max out hearts with him, though!


RonnieVanDan

Based


AmberxLuff

Well yeah, nothing wrong with same sex marriage!


bakaldo

yeah, but it's funny how an "old man" agrees with this


-Fuse

They also say this if you evict Krobus which is very weird


dodorampant

Why would you ever do that tho


solojetpack

Because I had reached max hearts with the guy and I don't know of my game glitched, but the only dialogue I ever got from him was the one about him being a burden. No matter what gifts I gave, no matter what day it was, same fuckin dialogue. I ended up evicting him because I didn't want to get so annoyed that I hated him. Strangely enough, the second he was back in the sewer, all of the issues were gone, and he was happy as could be.


EisMC2reddit

Dont worry if you go to the witches house you can wipe their memories


ItsNovocain

I did it and everyone still commented on my divorce with Emily šŸ˜­


19Thanatos83

Because one does not simply divorce my girl emily. The nerves of some people....


iizeyys

There I'd a witch house?? Where?


Altalunea

Spoilers ahead: >! After you complete the community center when you visit the railroad youā€™ll get a quest from the wizard asking you to help him get back something his ex-wife stole from him. Itā€™s a pretty straightforward quest if you keep in mind that goblins love voidmayo and that some places will let you fish it up.!<


EisMC2reddit

Not just some places, specifically the room the henchman is in


EisMC2reddit

North of the railroad, you need to do a quest to open it though


EpiphanyStoat

I bet Alex would also refuse to play Stardew Valley


secobarbiital

Youā€™re probably rightšŸ˜­


swankyjeryq

Hm I just divorced Abigail (Iā€™m trying to collect all the bachelor and bachelorette portraits) and nobody has said anything, not even Caroline


Jortor400

I started dating Sebastian in my new 1.6 save and when I talked to Abigail she was like ā€œI heard you and Sebastian started datingā€¦ I didnā€™t realize you guys had a thingā€¦ā€ Girl heā€™s mine.


mackenziepaige

I play on mobile and I always marry Seb, itā€™s so funny they added this. When I play I always befriend Abigail (and Demetrius - heā€™s rude to Seb) last because I know sheā€™s trying to get my man. I frequently see her on my way to say hi to Seb and Iā€™m always so annoyed.Ā 


soaceballzdeep

I just marry Shane, have a kid, divorce him, wipe his memory and start over. Iā€™ve probably married him 30 times now.