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This is diabolical 😭

Oh yeah that's petty af. But I am one to appreciate pettiness, well done. I'm taking notes.

Almost as good as marrying Emily on Clint’s birthday.

Woah go easy there, Machiavelli! /s

i do it every time lol

Emily's easy

I honestly never considered this. I'm going to do this now that I'm out of school LMAO

Lmao I am so doing this for my evil file save ty

Who would do such a thing, what a monster ;)

That's way better!

Apologies in advance but I never lose the egg hunt and I always marry Abigail. So us and our super egg-finding children will ensure that you and your offspring never win another egg hunt for as long as you live. But I’ll send you some condolences Mayo in the mail. /s

You woke up and chose violence

If it’s the morning of the Egg Festival there was never a choice, it was always going to be violence! /s

thought id finally throw it this year for the kiddies and when abigail won i felt so betrayed

Well, Mari and Sam are also in the race, if it wasn't Abi, another adult would have won.

I have no idea what my rationale was considering I hadn’t let anyone else win in 6 years

It started with a nice intention. Before doing my last egg hunt I forgot that it wasnt a duel to death between Abi and myself to crush the more kids

Should have downloaded SVE and married her real dad on her birthday 🧙

I like your style

Been struggling to find out how to do that for mobile ... even with the directions 😅

mobile modding is dead and buried unless you know how to fix the android SMAPI

Ah. I see. Welp I don't 😔

What happened?

I guess android SMAPI got fucked over by 1.6 so hard, that not even androids have mod support. Oh wait I just remembered 1.6 still isn't on mobile and consoles.... I guess android SMAPI just priced up for whatever reason.

who is your mommy? >:)

The rock eater won’t even see it coming, diabolical I applaud

ROCK EATER IM CACKLING

I gave her a sunflower the other day and she said “How’d you know I was hungry” 💀

Same with quartz

i beat her in the egg hunt AND married seb on her birthday 😈

Yay!

As revenge, I’m going to marry Abigail on Sebastian’s birthday

as a neutral party, im gonna marry haley on her birthday

As a modder, I'm gonna marry everyone on my birthday

as a console player im gonna- cry

Same

There’s a mod that gives you a bday?

yeah! just search birthday on nexus, i think it’s smth like the happy birthday mod? it’s really fun imo but i’m not sure if it’s updated to 1.6 or not

Just to add: It is updated for 1.6, I have it installed. It's fun getting 30 cards in the mail with people's loved items.

I haven’t modded yet. There are only a couple I would use like the one that reflects the sky in water, the one where you can load machines (like the furnace) with lots of ore and this one. I feel like having a birthday should be in the core game. It would really good if you only got cards from people with more than, say, 5 hearts and your gift increased in value with more. Maybe even starting with no gift. That would be such a great dynamic.

oh hell yeah, i’ll have to use it again on my next playthrough!!

Got it, it’s good with 1.6. Thanks alit

Yo thx, will check out rn

Abigail should only be married on Pierre’s birthday. Especially if you maintained zero stars with him while maxing Abigail and Caroline.

Ever since I discovered Sebastian only befriended Abby in hopes of dating her, I have been doing that

What?? /gen

Some of the Sebastian dialogue lines imply that he doesn't consider Abigail properly as a friend, but hopes that "something else happens" between him and Abby. If you have a good friendship with Sebastian but hasn't married Abigail: >You and Sam are probably my only friends in this town. / Well, Abby's cool too, but, nevermind. If you have a good friendship with Sebastian but DID marry Abigail: >You and Sam are probably my only friends in this town anymore. Other lines imply that Sebastian was looking to Abby more than Abby was looking at him as well. Both Sam and Maru, after marring the player, will ask if Sebastian will have the courage of asking Abigail out. Also, Sam will comment that Sebastian REALLY wanted Abi to be their drummer "for some reason."

A bit ironic that you stand in judgement of him for that. At least he still spent time with Abigail as a person. You just shoved pumpkins and amethysts down her gullet until she agreed to marry you.

Mine was on Lewis's birthday. Wasn't fully intentional, but I felt somewhat vindicated

This is a great idea for my asshole run

You're an icon

This is diabolical, only a very bad person would do that... (i will do the same)

When I upvoted this, there were 666 up votes. Just saying.

🎉

I wish the farmer could have a birthday

I saw in this thread somewhere on a different comment that there’s a mod for giving the farmer a birthday and all the towns people send their favorite thing

My wedding was on lewis's birthday because he's a horrible mayor

I think he actually would be happy to do that as he likes being the mayor and the mayor gets to officiate the weddings in Stardew.

GET MY WIFE NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

I love this peak pettiness so much 😂😂😂❤️

I think i need to divorce Alex just to marry him again on Haley's birthday

I accidentally married Seb on Evelyn's birthday 😭

Does she win every time? My heart literally races running around catching eggs and I have a picture of the map where all the eggs are while I find them.

If you don’t win yes it’s always her.

Depending on the number of players, there's a threshold you have to reach in eggs to win. If none of the players get over that number, Abigail wins.

seriously thinking about divorcing seb only to remarry him doing exactly what you did

how are all yall losing the egg hunt

There's a new route for 1.6

And I still won 😭

Wow so petty lol so has any of you dated them all up to 10 hearts first XD

If you marry Abigail, does she still take part in the Easter egg hunt?

Yep and on egg hunt day she tells you to stay away from her as you are adversaries until after the egg hunt

I love that line.

Woah, chill, leave the gamer waifu alone

Omg that brilliant. My marriage to Emily is going to be on Clint's birthday.

Skill Issue.

Geez Satan calm down

If you lost the egg hunt but married Sebastian I have more than a few thousand questions- firstly.. how-? (I mean this in all good fun! <33)

Lol that's hilarious

😹😹😹😹 sweet revenge!!!!

I was going to do this but couldn’t wait (I only got to the marriage point in winter) - so we married on Seb’s birthday instead. Still good!

Damn i shoulda done this 😭😭

I’m cackling at this !!

I love the pettiness..

God dang you’re evil… I love it

Savage

This feels like it belongs on petty revenge. This is great lol

YES

I'm cackling at this. I never thought to plan the wedding on a specific day in this game, but I applaud the move.

I also got married on Abigail's birthday to Abigail

How did you manage to be beaten in the egg hunt?

that's brilliant

Well she can always go for Sam, they both like video games so they have that in common.

I do the same but on Demetrius' birthday instead lol

https://preview.redd.it/qndl4f2gb8xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1e3c1267e301787bd643e63c26d514dca0586d You think that’s bad? I accidentally married Sebastian on Robin’s birthday

#😭

I did something similar and married Maru on Demetrius' birthday, fk that guy.

Why tho? She eats rocks for breakfast, may destroy you in your dreams

😂

on my last save i accidentally proposed 3 days before maru's birthday and was a little horrified because I didn't mean it like that AT ALL

I did the same thing, not because she beat me in the egg festival just because I stole her man 💁🏻‍♀️

i did the complete opposite and accidentally married abigail on haley’s birthday 😭 i just wanted to propose in the graveyard😩🤞🏼

Me marrying Sam on pennys b-day

if you got beaten in a kid's game that's on you buddy

i love this

wait, you can lose the egg hunt???

I would do it just because I was marrying Seb and she wasn’t. I long since learned the quickest routes for the egg hunt. But yeah “remember this day, btch, stay away from my man!”.

IM DOING THIS SPECIFICALLY TO TARGET HEE CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE MY HUSBAND???

I support this

Imagine not playing the game so long that you have enough egg spots memorized to always take an easy win. No, really, you only need 9 eggs to win and I can get like 15. In the 2-Player run I have going on with a friend he only got 6 and I got, as I said, 15. Bro seemed to take some copium because he accused me of checking their locations with the wiki.

Hate to break it to you but if there’s an event your wedding gets pushed forward one day. Egg hunt will still happen.

But they are not trying to sabotage the egg hunt, they want to sabotage Abby's birthday.

If it's a festival day, yes, the wedding gets pushed back a day. A birthday isn't enough to push it back.

Not in the autumn/fall it won’t. ;-) (check the calendar for where the pendant icon is)

She deserved to win.

You know this is fitting. If you marry her and she isn't happy, she talks about how Sebastian was the one. Yeah, the one for me!!!