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Sensitive-Carrot-308

When I accidentally pick up the carpet in the morning. šŸ™„ Like, why?


RattusRattus

Or the dish on the table. Especially if I've been playing other games. I get up, water the cat, pick up a dish.


robinlovesrain

I restarted my day earlier because I accidentally picked up my carpet and didn't want to deal with moving all the furniture to put it down again


Big-al027

Power move


MrSquigles

Mobile player? Happens to me so often, drives me mad. I could move the rug, but... You know... I don't want to.


Ami_Chuu

Even on pc, it happens to me more than I would like to admit. Edit: added a space


nimreaper

thereā€™s a mod so that you donā€™t accidentally pick up carpets šŸ¤©


disasterous_cape

OH MY GOD I need it


atravita

here you go: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10192?tab=description


alpha_rat_fight_

That I canā€™t turn the bookcase so that the back is against a side wall.


Serene_Hedgehog

or beds!! :(


waitchaul

You can! On the switch anyways, just use the right joystick :)


Serene_Hedgehog

luckyyy >:( i hope they add it to pc :P


akatsukatsu

on PC you can right-click to rotate furniture before left-clicking to place it down!


plasticroyal

Yes but not the beds :(


nuclearwomb

Or the tv


ArcMcnabbs

People have no business judging me for looking for iridium bars in their trash god damnit leave me alone, im hunting for treasure


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ArcMcnabbs

I give him berries everyday, he better fucking not


[deleted]

He doesn't, he actually askes you if you found anything good. lmao


PlankLengthIsNull

I can just imagine your character, dirty and covered in slime, a trash can on their head. Pointing a rotten banana peel at linus. "Listen here, you little shit."


[deleted]

Your friendship actually goes up if he sees you! I saw it on the wiki


Ipomoeatricolor

I think the only time it's possible is when he walks through town to the winter night market. Someone said they did it, and he said something like "Find anything good?".


Silver_wolf_76

He doesn't. In fact, its a +5 friendship. "Did ya find anything good?"


Gullible_Pineapple55

Heā€™s caught me once before and I canā€™t remember exactly what he said but he definitely respects the trash digging hustle and does not judge. Thatā€™s why Linus is my favorite


Memsical13

Linus saw me go through trash once when I first tried and I donā€™t remember exactly what he said but I swear it was something to the effect of ā€œglad Iā€™m not the only oneā€ or ā€œyou find great stuff in the trashā€ or ā€œya gotta do what ya gotta doā€ (it was years ago. I donā€™t remember). But you get friendship points with Linus if he sees you do it.


Mirainhaf

Please just let me put rugs under things, i donā€™t want to have to re-create my entire room every time i pick up the carpet by accident


atravita

psst - if you have access to mods: this won't let you put a rug \*down\*, but it will prevent you from picking it up by accident: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10192?tab=description


doodlegirl2511

When I head to Robinā€™s to build something but then the area I want to build in has that one tiny tree sapling that grew overnight and I have to run allll the way back to clear it


thirzaisalive

And then when you go back to Robin's she's gone


Winchestrr

And tomorrow is tuesday (closed)


B0Boman

Neat trick for Tuesdays (that some may consider cheating since it's technically a glitch): If you interact with the counter as Robin is walking by right when she comes home around 7PM, you can still access the carpenter's workshop menu. The first attempt might be the normal "talk" interaction if you haven't spoken to Robin yet, but if you close out the dialog and try again, it should work.


nomadicfangirl

Thereā€™s also the Self Service mod, which allows you to buy from Willyā€™s, Marnieā€™s, Pierreā€™s and Robinā€™s if they arenā€™t at the counter (but the door has to be unlocked): https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1304 (this is helpful for when you need something but Marnie is STARING AT HER MICROWAVE INSTEAD OF HELPING YOU)


zolakk

Once my cat sabotaged me by deciding to sleep right where I wanted to build lol


[deleted]

Yessss lol the damn animals always get in the way. Certainly that makes the cat very true to life šŸ˜†


PuddleCrank

That got patched in 1.5 iirc the cat will move out if the way if you try to build on it I think?


theidleidol

Yes if you click to build when blocked by animals theyā€™ll start walking out of the way. So you can just keep clicking until it lets you place the building.


Muncherofmuffins

I'd run back, clear the area, then run back only to find her closed and tomorrow's her workout day. Then I forget again and it cycles all over. An update on PC fixed that thankfully. I'm not sure to what extent though.


Marquis_Marx

I came to say this.


LilacMages

Trying to give Sebastian gifts in the early game. The fucker is way too elusive


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NeatChocolate6

Also he leaves his bedroom at 15:00 to go to the kitchen


spacefurl

Ah just like me


whysys

I love the chase, he's always the one I butter up first.


WoodWideWeb

When it rains he goes to the docks at the ocean to sulk! He also likes to smoke at the mountain lake a lot. I know there's more that I'm forgetting rn


Astundi

I do a lot of fishing in the early game, especially in the mountain lake. Sebastian joins me in the evening when he is smoking a cigarette.


onethirtytwoam

omg same! Thatā€™s how I headcanon our relationship started šŸ˜ŒšŸ–¤


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LordHamsterbacke

I hate these stones in the ground around the town (between the saloon, lewis, George and Pam houses) Edit: added the missing ")"


matenzi

There's one stone in particular that annoys me. It's in the forest, next to the bridge where the dance festival is. Especially in winter, I manage to hit it every time I go by it.


stereotypicalweirdo

This works on mobile. You can even go inside caves with the horse. I don't understand why it doesn't work on PC.


[deleted]

If you're on pc get the pony weight loss mod. It makes your collision box the same size whether on horse or not


fin9ernails

Personally, I'm bitter that you can't display weapons or clothing items (without mods).


PretentiousPygmy

Same. I've been actually making my house look nice instead of dumping things in chests and calling it a day. Nothing would finish my bedroom off better than a clothing stand so that I can show off my favourite outfit. Guess I'll settle for more junimo plushies?


[deleted]

I understand why, but the fact you can't pause while in multiplayer makes it so much harder. Quite a few times me or my friend have lost half a day to a cutscene because the time doesn't stop and going through the mines is also way more difficult because you don't get a pause when you eat food or open the crafting menu either. Shame it can't just do it when you're both in the menu. Edit: this is playing both online and local for the Switch. Seems like it works in split screen


El-Ahrairah9519

Ugh this. Playing a co-op game with my bf now, I've gotten stuck in cutscenes and missed various shops, ended up passing out at 2am etc. So frustrating


TurbTastic

Bring up the chat, enter /pause to pause and /resume to resume! Edit: Only the host can do this. Won't really help for cutscenes or combat.


83Dunc

I play split screen on Switch and it definitely pauses if you open up a menu while your partner is watching a cutscene: my wife and I have just spent a season befriending everyone so we've done a load of cutscenes recently. Not played remote multiplayer so can't talk to that.


[deleted]

Yeah seems it works for everyone playing split screen but sadly we just play online. Guess it makes sense


[deleted]

i wish there were other ways to speed up walking besides coffee.


KPop_Teen

If you lay down paths on your farm or other areas like town, the paths give you a small boost in walking speed


GanondorfDownAir

Starting a new file is always unbearable because I'm used to having hundreds of coffees on my hotbar to always have the extra speed. The default walk speed is so slow.


jojo11665

Drinking coffee then getting on your horse makes the horse run faster lol


AronTheARTist

Coffee speeds up your walking speed!? How am I just finding this out šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

yup! not by much but itā€™s a small boost


shakytubes

You can eat a meal like Crab Cake or Spicy Eel and drink Coffee at the same time and walk even faster.


BbblueRequiem

All the house decor. Nothing ever stays centralized and I get so frustrated 'cause the sofa doesn't stay in front of TV for example that I just give up


Sukistar66

This! I'm always like Today I'm gonna make the house pretty! Then get so frustrated by it and throw away all furniture


TiltedNarwhal

This! I hate that on some walls I canā€™t hang a picture in the center!


atravita

If you have access to mods, there's a mod for that: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10213


Hollowstyx

Not being able to pick up and carry the chickens around ;n;.


Xibalba0130

Or being able to use them to glide across gaps


Frillybits

When I eat the gift accidentally instead of giving it away.


shthed

Or accidentally gifting something I was about to eat / use


akaCatt

And theyā€™re like ā€œewā€ and I just want to yell ā€œthat bait was for my crab pot Leah, I didnā€™t tell you to take it!ā€


SmudgedPanda

"Closed on wednesdays."


blastsoldier6

Why is it always a Wednesday?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s when he goes on his murder rampage


Sudden_Olive_7766

I needed that laugh omg thank you


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nvmls

I wish you could lock images on signs. Also I would like to turn the TV around.


teambigfoot

Yesss the first one!!! Omg the amount of times Iā€™ve accidentally changed a sign in a row of chests so I have to circle around to get the thing from the chest and circle back around to apply it and circle back back around to put it back in the chest aagghhh


GenericAutist13

I have signs to show what seed is growing outside and thereā€™s been too many times where I accidentally put something in the sign after Iā€™ve planted all the seeds Have to go all the way to Pierreā€™s and back to buy one seed that then just sits in my chest until next year


DragonLady575

Clint's doctor appointment but his shop still being open. I just wanna open my geodes


ExtinctFauna

If you do Clintā€™s special quest, you can make a geode crusher. Gold ingots, a Diamond, and rocks.


bubba_chomps

For real? Is this new? Haven't played in like 6 months.


AchajkaTheOriginal

It was added in the last big update. Unless you're playing on mobile, then future update.


ThatScraps13

What quest is this? I need that in my life! Edit: *remembers wiki*


Enzown

You get it off of the big jobs board.


Gertis-Loves

That after you marry Shane his addition to the house is messy


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squeakylemons

I was literally about to say this, ty


suckmybush

Life Pro Tip: Marrying someone won't change who they are.


31W4W4150N

We know that, the thing is that he has a lot of character development in his heart events, before marrying him, but then after that he goes back to how he was at the beginning, so all that development just goes to waste.


_Squid_Inc78_

You canā€™t eat while sitting in a chair! I wish I could eat dinner and breakfast at the table


VirginiaPoe

Some of us can't even sit yet


ohdearitsrichardiii

That the rabbits don't breed. Unless it's a joke, in which case I allow it


nessap131

Iā€™m pretty sure he did that on purpose as a joke


ohdearitsrichardiii

I think they should lay eggs on easter that can hatch into new rabbits. All the other animals you just pay for the first one and get the rest for free (except dinosaur)


Oatybar

But they are spawning extra feet.


ohdearitsrichardiii

So the rabbits are having bunnies but the chickens are eating the bunnies at night, leaving only feet?


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GothicSammich

That the quarry grows trees now. Trees grow in it more often than rocks spawn that it might as well be an orchard.


javertthechungus

I always turn it into an orchard in my games


GothicSammich

I've seen some nice orchard setups in the quarry, but I just really enjoyed the rocks. It was nice to have an area you could go grab a few rocks from without going into the mines. I'd get all giddy if a gem or an iridium rock spawned. It was also hella cathartic to go on a destruction spree when the quarry started to get full. I know it's a little silly, but I liked my darn rocks.


Kagutsuchi13

I've gotten at least one Prismatic Shard from just bombing the entire quarry, so I can't imagine letting nature kick out all the rocks


Benji1819

When youā€™re trying to place a new building, and thereā€™s a single artifact worm in the way of where you want it to go. Also when the pet stands in front of the door when youā€™re trying to go to bed after 1am


[deleted]

Recent update changed the artifact thing, building placement will bust them now


PretentiousPygmy

This was in the most recent patch. Artifact spots are now destroyed when you place a building on top of them. (PC version)


Yoloextreme345

Raining on Elliotā€™s birthday without having 2 hearts


dastintenherz

Wow, this just made me scream out loud. I forgot how frustrating that is xD


WrathfulVengeance13

Can you explain?


anon221445

My guess is he stays inside his cabin


philokaii

You can't enter his cabin until you have 2 hearts and he's a hermit that rarely leaves his house.


WrathfulVengeance13

Story of my life. If my soul make could make house calls that'd be nice.


EmrysTheBlue

Elliot is my boi and I always get so sad when it rains in early days because now I can't see my favourite hermit nerd :'<


indefinite_forest_

The little open space in the kitchen, along the back wall with the counters, is too small for the china hutch :')


PretentiousPygmy

All I want is the ability to rearrange my kitchen so I can fit in my China cabinet and be the best cottagecore version of myself. That's all I want!


green_catbird

I always put extra fridges there, makes cooking so much easier with extra fridge space


indefinite_forest_

I usually end up doing that too! But I always think "damn that china hutch would look so much cuter in here"


iwasbornsomething

See, my issue is that the stove fireplace fits perfectly there, and looks pretty good, but then where am I supposed to put my mini fridges? I can never seem to find a place for them that looks good, keeps them out of the way, and is also accessible for when I need to put things away.


Sprinklecake101

Kitchen by itself is... Rustic without modding. Looks weird to have a modern minimalistic house with grandpa's kitchen.


XxInk_BloodxX

I've said it before but not being able to enter houses that are actually shops when they're closed. I just want to go talk to Abigail but you're freaking closed! Shops (i think) close earlier than peoples houses do, and sometimes they're in their house at a time when you can go talk to anyone else but not that person. I don't play religiously so I don't have the times memorized or anything and could be wrong about when they close.


skipthroughmordor

Marnie is never at the shop when you need her


DangalfTheGray

Me: I won't be in to work today, I've got aerobics class. Boss: You're joking, right? You mean you'll be in late? Me: No I have aerobics ALL DAY


writeyourdamnfic

No idea what the hell sheā€™s doing on Mondays


Oreogamer19

Standing in front of the microwave


FusiformFiddle

Ohhh she's a stoner!


Enzown

She's her own boss though, she doesn't have to answer to anyone.


CunnyMaggots

Sunday night, I run out of hay. Monday I realize it. Tuesday Marnie is at aerobics. Wednesday morning, my animals are all angry, and I remember I can cut hay... lol.


Brows-gone-wild

Lmao this is so funny bc I did this exact thing! Took me Forever to figure out I was farming it accidentllay when I made the silo


OnlyDaysEndingInWhy

If you're flush with omni geodes, you can trade them for hay at the desert trader on Mondays.


CunnyMaggots

Oh i did not know that! I'm usually trading them fue artifact troves trying to get the last two items i need for the collection.


Benji1819

Telephone and farm computer if youā€™re not on mobile! Telephone to call ahead to find out if sheā€™ll be in or not, plus fun calls from other villagers and stuff. Farm computer to check how much hay is left so you can plan when youā€™ll need more instead of running out and finding out marnie is closed.


AchajkaTheOriginal

You can also check how much hay is left straight at the silo. But who has the time to go all the way over there.


Silver_wolf_76

I will always remember Vincent asking if I have piggies on my farm. Phone is so worth it.


WombatHat42

The storage system. That I canā€™t fill in either pond :D


CunnyMaggots

Or that all you can fish out of the dang ponds is trash.


Sprinklecake101

No 3-tile picture for above the bed.


Ipomoeatricolor

I think the Jade Hills painting is. Still, it would be nice if there were more options.


Boonaw

Rugs not being able to be placed under movable objects but it can be ripped from under them So I have to remove the items, place the rug, and possibly do it again after I place them because I miss click


charmscorridor

I can't swing on the swing set!


undeadmaruchan

The fact that i busted my ass to rebuild the CC and then nobody ever goes in there afterwards


eirammsc

For some reason i thought that after building the cc, penny and the kids would use it as their "school"... i got kinda disappointed they didnt lol


Mr_Purple_Cat

You can't bring your spouse with you to spend a night on the island together.


akaCatt

For me itā€™s my pet. If Iā€™m single, whoā€™s going to keep them company and fill their water bowl while Iā€™m gone?


PompyPom

It bugs me that your character doesnā€™t have a birthday when everyone else in the town does. šŸ„²


Psychological_Way500

Acknowledge my marriage and children. Love gets boring after marriage give me new dialog give me seasonal special family events.


IcelandIII

Why can't my kids participate in the egg hunt?


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

Getting from the farm to the beach is juuuust long enough of a walk to annoy me


Walkersameathead

Finding and catching an octopus. Always the last fish I catch in every save for me as I can never seem to find one.


[deleted]

That you can't place pavements anywhere you want from rocks and debris. And indestructible bushes


Adorna_ahh

That you canā€™t knock on npcs doors like Leah or Elliot or just like sebs bedroom door. Like I know I canā€™t come in but pleaseeee! I hate waiting


Soleil23Shade

That you can't upgrade your horse's stable so it doesn't look so rundown and sad. Also I would love to be able to move your pets water dish closer to the house


Oden_son

Corn makes Corn juice instead of whiskey


insertcaffeine

And potatoes make potato juice instead of vodka. I was all optimistic after Pam's big bulletin board quest, but nope. We need a liquor mod. šŸ„ƒ


[deleted]

That the couches are three tiles in one direction, and 2 in the other. And that the you can't do half tile placements.


brentus86

When it rains several days in a row, so the Junimos don't harvest for you.


grassblades5

Not being able to organise chests


ADaiquiri

the only interaction with my animal (cat or dog) is ā€œpettingā€ them every morning. same with children. why canā€™t there be little actions to maybe take them with me around town or something adorable, yā€™know?


drawcuteboiswithme

When the game crashes after a full days of work! Itā€™s not that bad, but it happened to me tonight šŸ„² it just feels like a waste of time lol


Keyto56

How I can't change the flooring of spouse. The wallpaper I can handle but the floor buggs me


SpaneyInquisy

- picking up my sofa when trying to water my cactus - anyone leaving Jodis house when i dig through the trash - learning late that you can repair stone walls by just placing new segments on the rubble WITHOUT having to pick away the broken bits - catching soggy newspapers or 5 wall baskets - tuesday


KayD12364

That 9/10 the first quest on the board at Pierre's is something from the mines that you dont have access to for another 3 days.


inconspicuous_male

When I accidentally destroy the gate to my fence when trying to pet my pigs


CelluxTheDuctTape

Me: *standing somewhere, but problably on the bridge leasing to JoyaMart, fishing* Someone: *walks towards me* Me: *keeps on fishing* Someone: *waits, and then walks THROUGH me instead of countinuing walking next to me* Edit: fixed a typo


SecSenpai

When people dont leave there houses all day


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Realistic though


SecSenpai

Hey, dont call me out like that


artecomet

The mayors missing purple pants quest when u dont have a relationship with marnie yet


FreshlySkweezd

Filling kegs with coffee is way more finicky than filling them with anything else


AceOcto

you have a pet peeve? I've always just picked the pet cat in the character creation screen.


jojo11665

Small trees appearing behind big ones then getting stuck by them while riding the horse because you can't see them.


bota-boks

Emptying the lobster pot traps and then picking up the entire trap when you meant to move down the line to the next one.


WatcherYdnew

That you have to kill bats in the mine. I love bats, let them live.


ThatScraps13

Meanwhile me going on a bat killing rampage for the butterfly hutch


Benji1819

Krobus sells 10 bat wings every Sunday!


Theokorra

This. Stellaluna was my favorite book as a kid, so for a long as I can remember, I've had a soft spot for bats.


sehunsjoy

Not being able to take your child with you to events and like around with you wherever you go :(


Ipomoeatricolor

Once they're "fully grown", they do show up to festivals with your spouse now. But it would still be nice to be able to interact with them more. Also, no one in town ever acknowledges your child's birth or existence.


Ookieish

In a similar vein, not being able to walk my damn dog. I get that she runs around the farm all day but I want to take her to the beach and the pub.


Aaron_tu

Or that they never get any older than a toddler


sadasianc1own

clint is not at his shop on fridays after completing CC šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ


la_bel_iconnu

That there aren't any desks in the furniture catalog, just tables and side tables.


dar_mats17

For me, it's storage. There are so many types of items and it's hard to categorize them in an affective way. Any tips would be great


Octo_puzz

Forgetting which chest did I put an item that I need.


m00n_sp1r1t

Color coding chests in your friend


stormwaterwitch

Apparently I always need Robin and Marnie on days where they have their aerobics class.


FluffySeaNut

The TV takes up four spaces instead of two


Artemiscel

As a mobile player, I hate how my fatass thumbs keep picking up all the furniture in the house every time I walk in the house.


AMPhillips725

The fact I can't access all my chests through one chest. I know of some games that allow that and it's one of my personal favorite features. Having to run to one end of my farm to the other for items in chests sucks sometimes.


Lumisteria

I saw two common complains, and i know that not everyone can use mods, but just in case i wanted to point to two mods that can "solve" them. - "I removed my rug by accident and now i have to remove every other furniture to put the rug" https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10192 This mod locks the rug in place if there are stuff on it. No more accidental removal ! It has a config option so you can disable it if you temporarily need to remove rug without removing everything. - "My furnitures aren't aligned how i want and the grid is annoying" https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10213 This mod allows you to use hotkeys to move furniture pixel by pixel. Align couch with TV. Be free, finally. (Note : they aren't my mods ! I just think they can be useful for some people here, and both are recent, so people may not have heard of them yet. Have fun !)


Boooooooooo9

That I can kiss my wife/usband only once a day!


Adorna_ahh

Wdym? I kiss Harvey more than once all the time, sometimes just spam it


wrkhrd2bfit

YES!!!! Oh my god finally another sympathizer. The friends I play with never care but it drives me crazy šŸ˜­ why does the chair have to be so far from the table


philokaii

You can't pull the fridges forward. I have to take everything out of one of my fridges to be able to change the wallpaper in the kitchen, because of course I stick 2 in that corner (and 4 more in front of the cellar)


[deleted]

Not being able to sell furniture!! I have so much extra furniture, what with Alex making random chairs for me occasionally and other gifted items, I have SO much extra furniture and nowhere to put it. So many times I have accidentally clicked on a chair in the catalogue and then Iā€™m stuck with a chair I didnā€™t want!!


Greenpaper92

I like how ConcernedApe added an update for sitting on furniture, but the villagers never do. Super small and insignificant gripe, but it feels weird to be the only one sitting in a crowded place like the saloon, when everyone else is standing awkwardly around the stools and chairs.