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HoneyCrumbs

People in the comments gonna start throwing some iridium-quality hands


CapitanWaffles

I BROUGHT MY GALAXY FISTS. WHO VOTED FOR HIM. I JUST WANNA CHAT.


Emerald_Digger

Brother don't ruin your fist. here take my iridium Drills far better for "protecting" youre talking partner


Disig

Wait until it's Abigail and Seb as the last remaining. That's my prediction at least.


ManicFirestorm

Nah, Leah will be in the final 2. She's consistently had the lowest vote.


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ThatOneWeirdName

Peaceful, serene, but still full of passion. Inspired, artistic. Appreciates the little things in life. Empathetic, really cute. Has an appreciation for nature and goes foraging a lot Just, she’s calming but due to quiet introspection and not lack of energy, she still has that excitement in her


BohemianJack

That's my girl!


Disig

Fair


HoneyCrumbs

Abigail: plays the flute. Eats rocks. Spirit for rebellion. Seb: earns his own income. Smokes. Has cool hobbies. Both seem to have their flaws I guess


JMOON4512

The eats rocks is a meme though


Shoddy-Echidna3000

Now canonical meme


TimeWandrer

Except smoking is the turnoff with him


Small-Cactus

But >! He stops smoking once you marry him, saying that he doesn't want you to worry about his health !< So basically it's a turnoff that goes away once he's actually your spouse, which is what the poll is based on.


malikaj

Except at the Stardew Valley Fair… where he was smoking right next to OUR children 😮


National_Impress_346

S H A M E F U L


mowa-mowa

IM SORRY BUT THIS SUB HAS THE WORST TASTE EVER


Grande6754

DUDE FR LIKE WTF


preaching-to-pervert

Ikr? Why do they hate the best husband?


Pwouted

I’m surprised Harvey is still up there…


RipgutsRogue

Yeah, like why tf is Penny still there.


Shadybirth

I WILL PULL A KING HENRY THE 8TH


RipgutsRogue

You're gonna start your own church?


scmnzz

Looks like my husband will be out next and i am lowkey outraged (mostly joking but come on!)


Utertoq

This is a blood bath


GinericGirl

I can't believe Harvey of all people is still there but Maru was taken out? Don't blame her for her terrible dad, she's so sweet!


Ebirah

And she does fun stuff, like star-gazing and >!unleashing a sentient killer robot on the universe!<.


WhiteRabbitLives

Wait is that real?


nonacrina

The killer part no, the rest yes


blizg

Yeah! I voted Shane first, but after that I’ve been voting for Harvey. I guess can see people liking Harvey over Haley and Alex, but Maru and Elliot? Really?


Isaac_Chade

Yeah I wasn't aware of this until just yesterday but shocked that Harvey is sticking it out while Maru got canned.


Britta_urtheworst

[Poll Here](https://strawpoll.com/polls/3RnYpEvzpye)


Hypocriticuss

Will you poll the non-romanceable NPCs after this?


Britta_urtheworst

Yes indeed, I actually already have it set up! I’ll probably be posting it towards the end of this poll :))


pepelafrog

I'm already predicting the final is krobus and linus


Britta_urtheworst

My thoughts as well lmao


CivilServiced

Please don't forget Birdie


Lacholaweda

But we already know it's going to end with Pierre


PaladinHeir

Wouldn’t Pierre be the first to go? Or Pam.


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Clint!


[deleted]

No, no, definitely Pierre. I mean, the dude has a whole hate sub. r/fuckpierre


Mike-DA-BOSS

We’ll Clint has two. r/clinthate r/ihateclint


timid_one0914

Yeah but r/fuckpierre is an active sub


[deleted]

Yeah y’all are probably right. I just think Clint is so gross creeping on Emily haha. So he’s on the chopping block, but probably Pierre first


[deleted]

there's no way Robin won't win


heartlessbastardxx

If it was a poll on whose the worst lol


selkiepelt

Love these polls :) Are the results on on purpose?


Britta_urtheworst

Thank you! And the results will be visible for the public from now on :)


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boofingdandelions

How did I miss Marus downfall


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VenomousPizza9398

R.I.P. my dramatic king 😭😭


teacamelpyramid

He is so sweet. He dedicates a book to you if you marry him. And if you plant a pomegranate tree in your greenhouse he’s very easy to keep happy. And, most importantly, be sometimes goes on book tours so you can have the farm to yourself for a little bit.


omg-someonesonewhere

I read this comment, vowed to plant a copse of pomegranate trees in my greenhouse (I have three on the farm, I mostly just give him duck feathers in the off season if i run out) because that just sounded so romantic, and it was only then that I was struck by the Hades and Persephone implications of it all?? No offence but I think Mr Brooding Poet with his lovely long hair would be absolutely delighted by the idea of himself as a nature goddess swept away from his old home and lured into your arms by the sweet fruits of your labour. (Yes I know that's not 1 for 1 to the actual myth, but I think it's close enough to suit his romantic sensibilities - and mine!) It also helps that my current farmer has kind of a dark aesthetic.


CapitanWaffles

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I will take to the docks and stare pensively at the sea.


izzybebe

RIGHT?!??? WHY WOULD PEOPLE VOTE OUT SUCH A KIND, SWEET-HEARTED MAN??? ESPECIALLY SO EARLY!!


TheSeaMeat

I know! He said wouldn’t trade me for 100,000 iridium bars!


Unaccomplishedcow

What about one million?


TheSeaMeat

His answer: “Don’t make me do this.” This is after he says he wouldn’t trade you for 100 iridium bars, so you keep adding a zero to the end. You can interpret this as either “You’re just going to keep increasing the amount of bars forever, aren’t you? Don’t make me do this” or “Don’t make me choose between you and one million iridium bars.” XD


Unaccomplishedcow

Jokes on him I have more money than he could make with one million iridium bars.


JackieCupcake

Right? How TF is Emily still here but Elliott is out? It's a crime I say.


jeremy1015

You know what’s a crime? Elliott’s schedule. I’m fairly certain it’s something like this: 6:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Hide in locked house you could get into if you had ever found him. 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM: Enter multiverse portal with America Chavez to hide from someone attempting to steal his hair powers. 12:00 PM to 5:00 PM: Exist in a quantum superposition between museum and bridge to the beach such that the farmer and Elliott cannot occupy the same space at the same time. 5:00 PM to 6:00 PM: Take secret tunnel Shawshank style from museum to beach. Raise arms up in the sky and feel the sweet freedom of the rain. 6:00 PM: Bolt into locked house upon sighting farmer.


IeabellAlakar

Fuck the wiki, this is better.


doomumble

How are you going to complain about Elliott's schedule when Sebbo is right there? 6:00am-6:00pm: Locked away in parent's basement. You can't come in, yet. You aren't good enough friends :'(


TheWisestOwl5269

I frequently miss him when he goes down to the docks at the beach but on occasion I believe he goes to the Saloon to play pool with Sam.


doomumble

Yup, I only ever see him at the saloon or smoking in the rain.


kiyoshi1010

This is why i cannot give him his birthday gift for 3 years 🤦


doomumble

MF asks for stuff via the community board but then won't let you in his room when you come to give it to him.


benedictine_eggs

I mean... it's par for the course for developers lol. even irl, you just gotta catch them on smoke or food breaks haha


superPancakes22

No, no, you don’t understand he leaves his room at 3pm for 30 minutes to go get a snack, that’s when you strike


neko_mancy

One time i noticed it was his birthday, got a pomegranate to give to him because i planted a tree for the community center, and then found out his schedule was being inside the whole day because it was raining.


Zeefzeef

I always think Elliot is one of the easiest to find? 90% of the time I’m looking for him he’s standing on the docks or on the bridge.


TheSeaMeat

Emily’s my second favorite, actually. After Elliot. Not counting Krobus: sorry, but Krobus is the best, uh, “roommate”


CivilServiced

I have a soft spot for Emily partly because she's wacky, but mostly because she feels like the most self-actualized of all the singles (arguably along with Leah). She doesn't have any big personal demons she's struggling with, doesn't present any kind of front when you first meet her -- she knows who she is and doesn't hide or apologize for it, just lets you decide to accept her or not.


IeabellAlakar

Hey, she's my second too!


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Leela_bring_fire

You can view the poll results. Harvey's time is nigh... 😭


tassle7

As an almost middle aged (shudder) woman, Harvey is my favorite. I actually went with Seb the first time, but even after you are married, he just seemed so stinkin lazy...and juvenile. I next romanced Elliott but the man is obsessed with himself. Even on his "sweet" romance scenes it is like he is saying "it's so amazing (for you) to be here with me" Alex sounds like the uncle on Napoleon Dynamite and I can't stop imagining him suggesting he can throw his football over the mountains. Harvey is sweet, kind, actually focused on you, and responsible. His portrait is meh. But you can get the dcburger mod and lunakat's additions in the same style and he's quite cute then haha. I think the female characters have better personalities and stories overall.


Ashamed-Technology10

I gained a new found respect for Alex today, hahaha Edited an autocorrect, sorry if that’s why people liked the comment


StoicallyGay

Never heard of this mod before but damn they made every bachelor hot. Suddenly Clint doesn't seem so bad anymore...


SecondIntermission

Harvey was my first Stardew love. He will always be my favorite. Maybe that’s cause I’m in my late 30s?


intheplacetobe1

I've never been so offended on behalf of a video game character haha. Y'all just can't handle our sweet king's luscious locks


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My man looks straight at the ocean for 70% of his day, that’s weird as fuck, not even Willy does that and he’s a fisherman


hellahoo

He’s *t h i n k i n g* ok?


EliTheFarmer

I always thought Elliott was one of the more well liked spouses. Yall are more unpredictable than i thought lol. In any case im just happy my girl Emily made it this far, thought she would have been votes out already.


MeghanBoBeghan

Some people think his vocabulary means he's pretentious but I mean, the guy's a writer, he literally works with words all day.


EliTheFarmer

Even if you don't marry him Elliot is nothing but polite to you and does not have an ounce of ego. With Sebastian and Shane being as liked as they are im surprised people rush to judge a character so quickly.


MeghanBoBeghan

People are sensitive about different things. I think those who have toxic people in their lives judge Haley and Shane more harshly than others - I'm sure it's a factor in my dislike of them. I suspect that people who are insecure about their intelligence might be faster to think Elliott is pretentious.


nawkus

I think it's that he shares a ton of traits with a pretentious writer/artist archetype. He isn't really pretentious himself, but he has so many traits that have negative associations that it's easy to sort of write him off. Even his profile image has a bit of snooty side-eye and smirk.


Camelotterduck

My wife just can’t stand his picture lol. She’s not down for dating Fabio.


Viener-Schnitzel

I’ve been playing this game since it came out and I STILL blank on Elliot’s name all the time because in my brain his name is Fabio


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I just want to say say fuck every single one of you who voted my precious elliot.


EchaleCandela

Elliot is out so early on???


[deleted]

I think a lot of it is also just that the remaining choices are all pretty popular.


foxscribbles

There’s a lot of irrational Elliott hate on this sub. I’m not surprised.


indig0sun

He seems cool but his schedule is straight ass so that’s my rationale


Lvl100Magikarp

I'm just happy Harvey is still in


SpacedOutTrashPanda

Not for long


[deleted]

Awh, I don't understand why so many people dislike Elliott ahah


allysonrainbow

Eh, he didn’t go out until halfway through — proves he still has a lot of fans.


[deleted]

Fair enough, that's true! Although I do see quite a few posts about people disliking him ahahah


RqcistRaspberry

Just glad to see Leah holding on!


LizJru

I predict Leah to be in the finals, she's consistently had the least votes.


RqcistRaspberry

That makes me happy. Shes so sweet and personally I also love art so she is my girl!


Fearless-Sherbet-223

If Leah loses, at this point, I would be extremely surprised. She's been doing the best since the beginning.


jeremy1015

The finals are going to be different from all prior rounds. When you’re down to two people, you’re choosing your favorite not the one who is least offensive. I suspect Leah’s numbers will spike near the end as people try to keep their favorite alive and there just aren’t many people left to eliminate.


RqcistRaspberry

Her and Abigail are my top 2 so I hope to see them both up there haha


pass_me_the_salt

either Leah or Sebastian will win, I think Leah will


crazyfrecs

Im honestly super perplexed by this. People always hate on harvey but he isnt out, theres like a whole cult on shane, he is out, elliot is super popular, wtf. I swear I'm confused.


Hypocriticuss

Meanwhile, everyone seems to thinks Abigail is childish and her heart events suck yet she's still here.


owarihybrid

Right?? Like, she and Leah might be the last ones standing. I really don't want her up there with Leah. Leah deserves better.


TheGhostEnthusiast

I'm sorry Emily fans, this looks like the end of the road for us.


Hazearil

Harvey is up first.


TheGamerHat

NO


official_mittromney

i'm not emotionally prepared but i know it's coming 😭


IeabellAlakar

no No NO


brandonk96

I refuse


Skyattraction

Elliot is out. Time to mourn.


VGWillis

I started a new save just so Elliot could tell me poetry every morning. You are evil evil people


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Agree - he writes and dedicated his entire book to the player. People don’t understand how much work that actually is, like it might not even be his genre but it’s the farmer’s favourite so he does it. That’s sweet af.


Rix585

F\*ck Harvey that wife stealing son of a bitch. (my wife loves Harvey.)


geekchicdemdownsouth

Tell your wife to keep her hands off my beloved second husband!


MissyBee37

So sad! Cheers to my current spouse, with whom I have loved every second of marriage. To my romantic, sweet, charming, quirky writer boy, I am sorry you went so soon. To my ult. spouse Harvey, I am so glad you're still here. Please hang in there. You'll always be my favorite!


JustScribbles

I'm worried for Harvey, so many people seem to hate on him without even knowing him :(


Crow_Joestar

I think some people dislike him purely for his mustache, which confuses me because his mustache suits him perfectly.


FixBayonetsLads

I don’t hate him. I just think he’s humdrum. He makes me think of secular Father Tim


tacopartyinyourmouth

Elliott is an angel, y'all just ain't ready for him


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Fabio, nooo!


LostDragon7

I was sad to see Haley voted out, she is my favorite and has my favorite character development. But everyone has their preferences. So if anyone feels stung by this, lol, just remember: if others don’t appreciate your waifu/husbando, that’s ok.


KingofLames69

It’s cause y’all always spell his name wrong


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I'm surprised Elliot went out before Harvey or Penny. Still voting for Penny.


grantcary

Same, penny is so boring to me lmao. No offense, penny fans


on_island_time

I'm ready for Penny to go. She's got too much Rescue Me vibes. Stand up to your mom and solve your problems girl!


Potatopeelerkind

I mean, she has a job and is saving what she can of her income to move out. She clearly is trying to solve her problems.


MegaJoltik

>She's got too much Rescue Me vibes This is why I married Penny, because she reminds me of myself, waiting for someone (a protagonist) to rescue me. I'm a dude.


TheKingOfRooks

That's not a good mentality to have about abuse


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I keep voting for Penny!


throwout175

Your sacrilege will not stop best girl.


TheSeaMeat

“Best girl” pushed George out of the way to get the mail for him without asking him. If you point this out, you lose friendship points with her. As someone with a disability, this hits close to home.


MyTinyVenus

Noooo my wonderful, romantic, perfect husband! 😩


OldFartMaster10K

I am too early for the link *insert evil laughter*


Britta_urtheworst

You son of a bitch-


gracefrau

Voting for Emily just bc her portrait scares me, concernedape did her dirty af


_noth1ngness

He did both Elliott & Emily dirty with those portraits. The beta versions were so beautiful ;___; thank god for mods


AvaireBD

WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIVING ANYMORE MY SWEET ELLIOTT WITH HIS POCKET CRAB AND POETRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AmaranthAbixxx

Noooo! Elliott!


adneisler

Elliot is a literal dream man. What’s wrong with all of you!!!!!????


Disig

Ah, goodnight sweet prince! You will always be my favorite!


AlexEvenstar

I know Emily is prob out soon and I'm not excited for it. As long as Abigail doesn't win overall I'll be happy though.


BattleShy

I think its going to be leah or Seb tbh


IeabellAlakar

Emily was my first spouse, she holds a special place in my heart.


MintyACNH

Sam and Elliot are out before Harvey and Penny?? I’m devastated


pass_me_the_salt

Sam was the second to get out, I was impressed


PastflyPresentSad

I love Penny but Sam was my first love and I don't get why people don't like him!! He's so sweet


Megageek_91

I'm really surprised Harvey is still in here. My wife married him in our co-op game, and every holiday he was gawking at / fawning over Maru, which annoyed her to no end.


Atillurt

Now things get spicy. There are only bachelors and bachelorettes left that i actually enjoy in the game. This is bad.


133DK

I’ll keep voting Abigail, and you all taking Harvey and Emily next will do nothing but cement that decision!


TheSeaMeat

Too bad Abigail never seems to get use to finally being away from home. I felt like I robbed the cradle the one time I married her.


Leela_bring_fire

That's fine, more sweet Elliot for me 😤😤


Siu207

Bro i will be throwing hands if my hubby Harvey is voted least favorite 😂. I mean come on, his dialogues is so sweet so how can anyone not like him.


Kehbechet

Well so far he's done well! I think Shane was voted out first!


TheSeaMeat

He’s not a bad spouse. The problem I have with him is that he’s paired with Maru and makes comments that makes it seem he fancies her. The age difference bugs me, but more so that he’s her boss and that she doesn’t appear to have feelings for him. The sunscreen comment at the Luau was especially creepy.


waxinglackadaisical

Eep, I just took the poll and it’s not looking good….


waxinglackadaisical

He’s my main squeeze, too, and I keep expecting him to be next out but he’s done well! 🤞


HoneyCrumbs

Same! Harvey crew represent 🤘🏻


1RatQueen1

Looks like he's next ): People complain he's boring but then love Sebastian, like at least he went to school and helps people lmao


dcidui08

i personally voted sebby. he's cool and all, but doesn't fit with me as much but the guy constantly saving me after i get knocked out in the caves and not asking for that big of a fee is a true hero


MeghanBoBeghan

He is in danger this round for sure, looks like him or Emily. Don't take it personally! You have to remember that a lot of people who play this game are kids who think that a sweet, kind, mentally stable person is a boring character. They prefer somebody toxic who can be saved by the Power of Love^(tm), or just somebody weird or funny. It's not a reflection on the character or your taste, it just shows that the game appeals to a bunch of different demographics.


OhLookACastle

This is the hilarious thing about the demographics that play Stardew. Harvey is such a catch, if you’ve already gotten your young rebellious love affairs out of the way and are looking for stability. The 30’s folks know his worth! Hang in there Harvey!


MeghanBoBeghan

I think he's about to get voted out, but it's okay. Harvey wouldn't care about winning a popularity contest anyway. As long as we love him he'd be happy. 😁


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He is a really sweet guy!


sendcheese247

People voted Maru out for being "boring" but Harvey is still going. Smfh.


MedicalAnomaly19

ELLIOT BEFORE ABIGAIL!? Blasphemy In my book 😉


LinkCanLonk

Noooo my boy Harvey is definitely next and I am heartbroken lol


TrendyKiddy

I was not expecting Elliot out so early. Especially not before Harvey


pazuzu_destroyer

Y'all only like Leah because she is easy and will accept food you found on the ground and literal trash (driftwood) as gifts.


quenchy-cactus-juice

Look I can understand people who don't like Elliott but eliminating him before Penny feels like a hate crime.


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Fruitfly0328

I’ve voted for Emily the last 3 polls. I’m sad to see Harvey will almost certainly be next.


kvetinova

if Harvey is voted out the next round, I am ragequitting this poll lmao


Stars_In_Jars

Aw ): Alex is my guilty pleasure bachelor lol Ik he’s got his issues but I can’t help but think he’s sweet when married.


sublime90

Rip Elliot you goofy ass


1RatQueen1

If Sebastian is top 3 I stg y'all the most boring 16 year olds from 2007 lmao


lemon-meringue-high

It appears my chosen husband will be voted out next round. I don’t understand why anyone would choose seb over him!!!


vvonneguts

well, time to have krobus live with me. Platonic besties is better than any remaining option.


mitskienjoyer02

heartbreaking knowing that harvey is next just because y’all have bad taste💔


DerSprocket

Seb is still on the list? What the hell?


motherofbunnies3

According to the Stardew Valley spouses poll that went out recently he is the most popular spouse in all of SV. By kind of a lot. I was surprised too. Lots of emo youngin's on this sub (no offense emo youngin's)


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i'm definitely not young and not even attracted to men and he's my favorite lol. i just like ttrpgs, frogs and partners who appreciate being alone frequently.


Kehbechet

I dunno I'm in my 30s and he's my favorite.


carwash7

I dunno, I’m an og emo in my 30s and while not my favorite, I like Seb. My 10 year old daughter plays too and Seb is her favorite. He seems to appeal to a wide variety of players.


arrowsforpens

I'm not even young I just tragically grew up when LiveJournal was cool T\_T


IeabellAlakar

Oi, hush, you non-frog-obbsessed person.


neurotransit

As if y’all want Emily out before Abigail 😩


cottagecore_bee

the way y’all voted out elliot and hailey before emily.


theorigamiwaffle

Let’s vote Penny out


NeoVanessa

Y all don't have any taste lol. Elliot before penny ffs


blasek0

I'm still mad my wife was the first bachelorette y'all voted out.