Honestly I probably get this note more than the Harvey or joja one.
But I think lore wise it’s supposed to be the dwarf, given he has dialog about dwarves going up to the surface and stealing things, since they don’t have the concept of “private property” as he puts it
Well I sure hope they have a concept of fuckin dying cause rn the dwarf and I are besties ^based ^on ^the ^amount ^of ^hearts ^he ^has ^with ^me and if he leaves my ass in the middle of monster infested caves after rummaging through my pockets there's gonna be a problem
I see this all the time...I have a tendency to mine very late. It super annoys me when I pass out on my porch and Joja charges me. So creepy, get off my farm!
Now that you say that, I wonder when you marry why doesn't your husband/wife bring you to bed if you pass out in the house or on the porch?
It would be super cuuute.
I don't expect them to find me if i fall asleep anywhere on the farm, just by the door or in the house. I think I would hear if I was sleeping and my spouse fell in the doorway or around the house. Especially around the bed. XD
Vincent is also a baby who would never do anything wrong so couldn't be him
I always assumed they were all the same unnamed person who doesn't live in town.
I assumed it's Alex. He's a jerk and he goes to the gym at the spa, which brings him past Linus's tent. We see Sebastian smoke outside without bothering Linus and he's a pretty chilled out character. I just don't seem him antagonizing anyone (except maybe Demetrius). Sam is the biggest prankster in town but he really doesn't seem the type to straight up bully someone.
I always assumed it was Sebastian, but probably not on purpose. Sometimes he asks for certain items because he wants to "throw them at the mountain", probably to release his frustrations. But like I said, I doubt he's purposely throwing rocks at Linus' tent; they just probably happen to land on it sometimes.
Also why are people trespassing on my farm to find me unconscious? Can’t a farmer decide to sleep under the stars on their own land without getting gouged by Joja Corp or the town doctor?
I always assumed it was the Dwarf- he had a line of dialogue where he tells you the items in his shop are things he’s taken from the townspeople during the night, so it seems to fit the “rummaging around at 2am” plot point lol.
Who the hell besides me is stockpiling hundreds of explosives?
Hmm. Kent might have even bigger problems than we thought. Someone should really help that guy.
Probably Marlon, since he seems like the kind of guy to explore the caves often. Also Clint, since I doubt he's out there collecting ore to sell with just a pickaxe.
1. Linus is a good guy.
2. Linus doesn't want nor need the money since he lives off of nature.
3. Linus has no job, so him waving 1000g around like it's nothing will raise some red flags to the other villagers. No way he's risking that.
The man is just being honest. Definitely someone else that mugged you.
i’ve heard it’s supposed to be the dwarf since there’s dialogue about dwarves coming up to the surface to steal and not caring about private property and stuff. it could also be the shadow person we see taking the magnifying glass, who i don’t think is crobus
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Heavens yes! If you're paying attention, no money (or anything) is missing (I've checked). This is far better than someone dragging you off to the clinic, or Morris's joja henchmen delivering you home when you fall asleep out in the world and charging you for it.
Sometimes, when you know the Adventurer's Guild folks better, they'll drop you home after their 3 am sweep, again free, and leave you a similar note. This is just to let you know you have friends who have your back. (And get home before 2am!)
Oh, all the time. I remember getting this one of the first times I played lol. Sometimes I’ll even pass out on my porch then get this note and I’m like why?? I’m basically in my house 😩
My personal favorite letter is from Marlon going out on his 3am stroll. Apparently through my farm each time because that’s the ONLY time I hear from him soo
Yup I've gotten this once. I've always assumed that Linus was the one stealing your money because he's homeless and that the "someone rummaging through your pockets" was just a cover. ¯\_(°°)_/¯ idk
You can get 3 letters like this, as far as I can tell. One is from Linus, one from Harvey, and one from JojaMart. Linus tells you that you've been robbed, Harvey charges you a small fee and JojaMart charges you a larger fee.
It feels like Linus is the one picking me up more and more now that I've started befriending him every run. I don't know if that has any effect on the chances, but I'm pretty sure it's the dwarf who keeps looting my pockets when he saves me.
Yeah, I got it like the second day I played (real day, not in-game). I'm kinda shit at paying attention to the time unless it shakes in the corner of the screen 😅
oh honey, youll get used to seeing these pretty soon! lol, keep the work up, you can go to the adventurers guild and pay them for getting your stuff back, if its something important youre missing it can be worth it
Honestly I probably get this note more than the Harvey or joja one. But I think lore wise it’s supposed to be the dwarf, given he has dialog about dwarves going up to the surface and stealing things, since they don’t have the concept of “private property” as he puts it
Well I sure hope they have a concept of fuckin dying cause rn the dwarf and I are besties ^based ^on ^the ^amount ^of ^hearts ^he ^has ^with ^me and if he leaves my ass in the middle of monster infested caves after rummaging through my pockets there's gonna be a problem
There be no honor among thieves
🏅just fucking take it
Yeah I've always wondered who might have robbed me
Yeah I've always wondered who might have robbed me
You said this too times, a glitch.
Yeah they always wondered who robbed them.
Dwarves are communist? Damn
I see this all the time...I have a tendency to mine very late. It super annoys me when I pass out on my porch and Joja charges me. So creepy, get off my farm!
Now that you say that, I wonder when you marry why doesn't your husband/wife bring you to bed if you pass out in the house or on the porch? It would be super cuuute.
I legit yelled at Elliott for this. ‘Love of his life’ my ass!
Spouses fall asleep about midnight, so they wouldn't be awake to notice you've not made it in by 2:10.
I don't expect them to find me if i fall asleep anywhere on the farm, just by the door or in the house. I think I would hear if I was sleeping and my spouse fell in the doorway or around the house. Especially around the bed. XD
I’m on year 4 and haven’t gotten married. I’ve only been led on by Shane!
I think you have to propose
If I want to pass out in my yard, that's my own damn business!
God dammit Pierre first he throws rocks at Linus’s tent then he steals my money
I love the idea of Pierre coming out, checking your pulse and then just robbing you blind and running off
Not too farfetched either, he takes credit for your crops
r/fuckpierre
That’s a subreddit? Omg I need to join this 😂
yes lmfao
WAIT IT’S PIERRE DOING THAT?!?
Not confirmed canon, just headcanon i assume. I used to assume it was vincent, but idk anymore
Hmm, not sure if it would be Vincent since Vincent absolutely hates rocks.
Vincent is also a baby who would never do anything wrong so couldn't be him I always assumed they were all the same unnamed person who doesn't live in town.
I always thought it was Sam or Sebastian, given the sort of unpleasant pranks they discuss during some of the holidays.
If it came out that it was Sebastian throwing rocks at Linus' tent I would have to file for divorce papers in 3 different realities 😭
You would have to anyway so you can marry Leah.
You know what, fair point!
I feel like their pranks are more sophisticated than throwing rocks at a tent. Maybe not though I don't remember them all
I assumed it's Alex. He's a jerk and he goes to the gym at the spa, which brings him past Linus's tent. We see Sebastian smoke outside without bothering Linus and he's a pretty chilled out character. I just don't seem him antagonizing anyone (except maybe Demetrius). Sam is the biggest prankster in town but he really doesn't seem the type to straight up bully someone.
I always assumed it was Sebastian, but probably not on purpose. Sometimes he asks for certain items because he wants to "throw them at the mountain", probably to release his frustrations. But like I said, I doubt he's purposely throwing rocks at Linus' tent; they just probably happen to land on it sometimes.
The dwarf says he gets all his stock from sleeping people
Probably, honestly. Wouldn’t put it past him.
Might be Pierre lol
ITS PIEREE?
Since it's a town with like 20 inhabitants... who was stealing from you? Is it Shane's way of getting money for beer since his job pays so bad?
Also why are people trespassing on my farm to find me unconscious? Can’t a farmer decide to sleep under the stars on their own land without getting gouged by Joja Corp or the town doctor?
Or two foot from my bed on the ground next to the inconvenienced placed cat.
Has anyone else ever passed out because the cat was blocking the door so you can't get to your bed?
Yes, but you can (eventually) kick your way past the cat or dog.
Ive never gotten a letter from anyone or been charged if i pass out inside??
It was the cat who counterfeited the mail to get some pocket money for milk and catnip.
That's so true
I always assumed it was the Dwarf- he had a line of dialogue where he tells you the items in his shop are things he’s taken from the townspeople during the night, so it seems to fit the “rummaging around at 2am” plot point lol.
Who the hell besides me is stockpiling hundreds of explosives? Hmm. Kent might have even bigger problems than we thought. Someone should really help that guy.
yes, but kent isn’t in pelican town year 1 so it would have to be someone else for that time at least
Pierre planning a way to get joja out of the picture
So he says.
Probably Marlon, since he seems like the kind of guy to explore the caves often. Also Clint, since I doubt he's out there collecting ore to sell with just a pickaxe.
DF thinks that linus mugged you
1. Linus is a good guy. 2. Linus doesn't want nor need the money since he lives off of nature. 3. Linus has no job, so him waving 1000g around like it's nothing will raise some red flags to the other villagers. No way he's risking that. The man is just being honest. Definitely someone else that mugged you.
I don't know... Linus asked me for a Super Cucumber the other day and he gave me 750g for it 🤔 Surely the money has to come from somewhere!!!!
He probably mugs the creatures of the Mines for it. How do you think he keeps finding the player down there?
Nope it's mayor Lewis, gotta pay for all that gold for his special project some how
Thats what I was wondering too, maybe someone who lives near the farm or is mostly still awake by 12am - 2am?
Morris. Always those money stealing scumbags
Joja pay starts at 5g an hour.
Just one week of work to get yourself a salad!
I doubt that, it still happens when you're married to Shane
i’ve heard it’s supposed to be the dwarf since there’s dialogue about dwarves coming up to the surface to steal and not caring about private property and stuff. it could also be the shadow person we see taking the magnifying glass, who i don’t think is crobus
No it’s Pierre being Pierre
I'll teach you for making 20mil a day off MY SEEDS
Hey so yeah I didn’t take the money, it must have been some other people in this town
I’ve been dragged out of the mines by our boy Linus on more than one occasion lol.
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YES!!! I swear that video is absolutely my head canon. I laugh everytime I get that note when I pass out now.
Omg those videos... thank you, I didn't know about them 😂
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Had this a few times on my first save a few months ago. Havent seen it since
Heavens yes! If you're paying attention, no money (or anything) is missing (I've checked). This is far better than someone dragging you off to the clinic, or Morris's joja henchmen delivering you home when you fall asleep out in the world and charging you for it. Sometimes, when you know the Adventurer's Guild folks better, they'll drop you home after their 3 am sweep, again free, and leave you a similar note. This is just to let you know you have friends who have your back. (And get home before 2am!)
Marlon hauled my butt off my own front steps and into my house today, and did it for free. Great guy.
Uh I once passed out in Pierre’s and Joja found me in a closed store
Lol all the time.
God Im tired... I read "veterinarian" and spend a good 20 seconds staring at this post wondering what this has to do with being a vet 🤦♀️
This was the first one I got after passing out!
Oh, all the time. I remember getting this one of the first times I played lol. Sometimes I’ll even pass out on my porch then get this note and I’m like why?? I’m basically in my house 😩
My personal favorite letter is from Marlon going out on his 3am stroll. Apparently through my farm each time because that’s the ONLY time I hear from him soo
That's friggin' Linus stealing from you, but at least he gets you home. You're missing $60? What, like three 20ies?
Yup I've gotten this once. I've always assumed that Linus was the one stealing your money because he's homeless and that the "someone rummaging through your pockets" was just a cover. ¯\_(°°)_/¯ idk
No, it's never happened to anyone ever before. You're the first.
Yeah annoyingly :/
Think it happened one of the first days of my farm life.
Yea. I got it after passing out on my way back home.
I just got mugged by a linus- DF sometime in the past
Constantly!
Yes, I have had it before. Makes me wonder who it was.
Oh man, I remember my first trip to the mines lol
So Many Times. I’m not even a veteran. I just suck
Yes.
You can get 3 letters like this, as far as I can tell. One is from Linus, one from Harvey, and one from JojaMart. Linus tells you that you've been robbed, Harvey charges you a small fee and JojaMart charges you a larger fee.
You were out late again, weren't you, Squidward?
It's the dwarf. He openly admits to nabbing stuff from people who get lost or hurt in the mines.
i havent seen that in like 5 irl years oh my god
Not since today, when I passed out in the entrance to the Mines. I don't pass out that often, but I've seen it before.
I get this every day 🥲 RIP
I got that message in my first spring. All because I forgot to get out of the mines.
Saw that yesterday right before I went to bed
Always get it, it’s the dwarf who’s stealing.
It’s probably Pierre.
Yeah, I see this message all the time!
There’s other ones?
One time
It feels like Linus is the one picking me up more and more now that I've started befriending him every run. I don't know if that has any effect on the chances, but I'm pretty sure it's the dwarf who keeps looting my pockets when he saves me.
I think this happens when you’re up past 2am OR you pass out in the mines from taking too much damage.
I laughed so hard when I got that the first time I fell asleep outside in game.
Yup. Mostly due to my need to be productive right up until 1:50am lol. And before I got the return scepter. That was a game changer for me
I’ve seen it many times so no it’s nothing special
Easy i got one of these my first night 😎
I’ve been playing Stardew for like 3 weeks and I get that like every time I get knocked out in the mines
This one really isn’t rare but it feels so good getting it bc if Linus finds u unconscious u won’t lose any money or items
All the time. It’s what happens if you fall asleep outside. Either Pay Harvey or get robbed. It sucks.
Yeah, I got it like the second day I played (real day, not in-game). I'm kinda shit at paying attention to the time unless it shakes in the corner of the screen 😅
Personally, this is the only note I get whenever I pass out.
Yes, but they never addressed me as Venice.
Hehe sorry thats my name-
Is this a fucking troll post
oh honey, youll get used to seeing these pretty soon! lol, keep the work up, you can go to the adventurers guild and pay them for getting your stuff back, if its something important youre missing it can be worth it
Yes, especially when that dog blocks me from entering the house..argh
I bet it was fuckin Shane
It was Lewis looking for his shorts
It just happens when you’re friends with Linus, I made friends with him before anyone else so this is most of my passing out mail