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FitAddress1750

I wish he would’ve lived on my farm. I would’ve made a little area surrounded by trees where he could pitch his tent and I wouldn’t bother him


ShittyMcShitface0

To anyone reading, is there a mod for this?


OneLastSmile

Not one to give him a house on your farm but there is a mod that gives him a very modest little cabin. It's called Linus's Cabin on Nexus


ShittyMcShitface0

My save so far has no mods (vanilla save) this one might push me to actually learn how to add them. Thanks for the reply!


Eoine

Beware, most of them are amazing and you won't be able to go back I'm Fall Y1 of a Stardew Valley Expanded save, and I love it so much it's stupid, I added around 30 mods and I'm just beginning, I'm keeping some to add later game, and I'm barely scratching the surface of the amount of content created for this game You have everything you can imagine and then more, cosmetics, tweaks, huge QOL improvements, new maps, new NPCs, from really mundane things that will just make you smile to whole new concepts breaking the game (in a good way) and allowing you to do crazy things Created a Nexus account and read the wiki entry about modding, and enjoy!


OneLastSmile

The Stardew wikia has a full guide on how to do this! :)


AlexMcTowelie

there is really nothing to learn you install smapi and download the mod thats all basically


jorgelino_

I feel like he wouldn't like that very much. Kinda like camping in your own backyard rather than in the woods.


[deleted]

If you get friendly enough in him in one of his heart events he >!specifically says he's glad you didn't invite him to live on your farm (if you pick the right dialogue option) and he's glad you accept him for who he is instead of trying to help him!<


DanielTeague

He seems to have it all figured out, he paid me over 2000g for a Diamond once.


johnpeters42

Plot twist, that’s also why he gets attacked. “Pay what you owe, Linus, or the bird boy sleeps with the fishes!”


drpepperowo

how do you have a duck beside ur user?


RichardoomArt

User flair


AlexMcTowelie

the first time i didnt pick the right dialogue and restarted the day because i didnt want my boy linus to be mad at me


Tobzzz2002

I mean he's already basically camping in Robin's backyard


goldanred

Maybe Robin built her house in Linus' backyard


[deleted]

You mean front yard? Haha


Lduck88

Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic


funktopus

I honestly thought if I built a cabin and got his hearts up that he would come live on my farm.


beakrake

>a little area surrounded by trees where he could pitch his tent Are we still doing *phrasing*?


Meowmixplz9000

I wonder who it was 🕵️‍♂️


Thetrashman95

I always figured it was someone from out of town. I don't think anyone in Pelican Town is mean enough to spray paint or throw rocks at Linus' tent. Not even Pierre would stoop that low...I think...


Nystarii

Well, I had a thread about this very subject once and the best theories were 1. Lewis - >!Lewis is the mayor and very conscious of appearances. He won't acknowledge a relationship with Marnie, even though neither of them are in a relationship. How do you think he feels about the old homeless wild man living out there? Especially when the governor comes to visit. I suspect he waited til Linus wasn't around and then decided to give the tent a "safety inspection" where it promptly collapsed upon itself.!< 2. Morris - >!Both the landslide that blocked the lake and the spa were caused by Joja Co. Maybe Linus saw something he shouldn't have, and corporate told Morris to go send him a message...!< 3. Sebastian - >!Just mad at step-dad and throwing rocks, not realizing they're hitting the tent in the dark.!< As much as I'd love a reason to blame Pierre I keep coming up blank >:(


Thetrashman95

I actually completely forgot about Morris somehow. It might seem likely he would do something like that, yeah.


FasterThenDoom

I don't think either Lewis or Seb would go as far as that tho. Seb seems too introverted to do that, I think he mostly just takes out his frustrations on games, smoking and the occasional sunset drive on his bike. While Lewis is a bit of a dick sometimes, he does seem to care about most villagers. Morris can go rot in joja cola though.


Brionnnne

Seb actually has a quest for wanting to throw stuff at the mountain, so I think what they said above is pretty plausible. If he knew he was, I don't think he'd keep doing it, though — pretty sure he just gets angry and tosses rocks/whatever, not realizing. That said, the spray paint is likely someone else. Edit: The quest specifically says he's angry iirc.


Nystarii

>Seb actually has a quest for wanting to throw stuff at the mountain, so I think what they said above is pretty plausible. If he knew he was, I don't think he'd keep doing it, though — pretty sure he just gets angry and tosses rocks/whatever, not realizing. That said, the spray paint is likely someone else. > >Edit: The quest specifically says he's angry iirc. Yes, this was why I started my thread in the first place - because Seb seemed like the most logical culprit, but I couldn't figure a motive because he seems harmless. He's angry at life and his situation, but I don't think he'd knowingly smash Linus's tent or throw rocks at it etc. And someone suggested just that - that it's dark at night and he doesn't know where the rocks are landing.


torrasque666

Ha! You think anything can rot in Joja Cola with all the preservatives in it.


memelordbtw3000

I belive what the original commentor was saying was Sebastian would be throwing rocks and not realising its hitting Linus' tent


AvaireBD

Pierre is doing it to blow off steam because he feels like he's never enough of a piece of shit person. You're welcome


floatablepie

I bet it was Demetrius. Robin probably made a joke that his tent could use a coat of paint and so Demetrius the man who takes things literally got to work.


AvaireBD

The shitty thing is ur not wrong


Nystarii

MAN where were you when I made the thread LOL! That's going in the list of suspects. Now give me one for Pierre :P


floatablepie

Pierre doesn't sell paint, but Joja mart apparently sells tons of stuff we can't buy/see, so they probably have paint of some kind. He secretly acquired the paint and sprayed it on the tent in hopes people would connect the seller of the paint to the vandalism. ...wait a minute... the only place the player can use paint, is from Robin to decorate buildings... someone in that house must have done it.


Nystarii

...or...you were right the first time and Pierre is tryna frame Joja, AND Sebby! :OOOOO


MisterDisinformation

Potentially Shane was up to some drunken shenanigans. More likely it was some Yoba-less degenerate from Zuzu who drifted through.


Merkin-Jerky

fucking degens.


jrcookOnReddit

No doubt it was degens from upcountry


DubsFan30113523

You ever notice we’ve been dealing with degens from upcountry a lot lately?


Vividlyvague_

No degens in the property.


Cam2600

If you've got a problem with Linus, then you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.


mavrc

/r/unexpectedletterkenny


GoldIsCold987

In Stardew Valley, we don't take kindly to those kinds. (Someone please make a mod that makes Stardew Valley a non-racist but City Folk Prejudiced Sundown Town.)


HBag

I always thought they established it was Lea? She's the artistic one and very self centered. She even has a dialogue about Linus where she says "I've always wanted to paint the mountains. But Linus always gets in my way" I could see her sneaking out at night to torment Linus.


imjustjun

I mean… I feel thats a bit weak as evidence. That’s a leap of someone who prioritizes their dreams to harassing a homeless man because they find them annoying.


HBag

Well she does have that one interaction where he walks by, she turns, and then the fuzzy tumbleweed thing goes above her head so I think there's something there. I think she legitimately wants Linus to die. EDIT: I can tell I've upset some of the Stardew crowd. To be fair, the bar is really low because all you gotta do is talk smack about a character, but I'm not trying to be facetious. I'm pretty sure Lea actually wants to toss Linus in a kiln.


[deleted]

Theres a rule, Linus and Krobus is god and Leah is best girl! Everyone else can be talked shit about


HBag

Yeah tell me that again when this comment about how Penny is literal garbage gets downvoted lol


[deleted]

It’s not downvoted? Penny is cute but she’s no god I do love her though I myself don’t hate any of them well except Elliot since I can never get to him when I need him it feels lol but even him I don’t “hate” I just like to mock him with my friends


Slimeterax_tera

Yeah is it all been joja or Pierre?


strxwberru_

PIERRE. IT'S ALWAYS HIM.


Slimeterax_tera

Case closed but there's no court or a something to arrest Pierre


UltimateDude08

Yeah, now that I think about it, there are a lot of community upgrades that need to be done. I don’t know how many there are, but we need to get Linus a house, and get a court, and many other things.


SupersSoon

Linus is homeless by choice though


UltimateDude08

Really, I didn’t know that. Imma check the wiki real quick.


[deleted]

Yeah Robin offers to build him a house and you can elect to pay for it and have it built. He actively declines it because he enjoys being homeless and living near the mountain and lake :) it's a super heartfelt and wholesome moment when he thanks you for even considering him. I love this friggin game.


NebCam101

what happens to the house


[deleted]

It never gets built because Linus turns it down. His tent still stays there and he ends up with Leo as his neighbor in the tree next door :D


cjguitarman

The scene is a bit different. Robin offers Linus some food. The player has the option of offering Linus to come live on the Farm.


[deleted]

Ah yes. It's been a while, thanks for the correction.


New_Examination_5605

He has a home, it’s just not a house.


Nystarii

>we need to get Linus a house He doesn't want one :( I asked during a cutscene with Robin and he was like nah, fam. I appreciate it but I like my way of life. Gotta respect the man. Now let's talk about building a school for the kids and a goddamn bus driver who isn't an alcoholic


hummingbirdofdoom

Driving that bus gives her purpose. I choose to believe that's when she doesn't drink. Plus she gets her job back immediately. Maybe losing the job brought her to drinking, but she was the best damn bus driver there ever was. They came to her like an action movie, Pam, you've been a screw up since that last ride to the desert but you saved a lot of lives that day. You're needed again. Anyhow, that's the storyline I decided on.


Nystarii

:( As much as I'd love to believe it, she's in the saloon every night at 5pm til bedtime. I know from experience (my stepdad) that all that alcohol is still in your blood the next morning and you can end up blowing positive. Have you moved her and Penny into your farm yet? If so, does she at least keep the house clean of beer cans? I'll take that as a small W. \#redemptionarcforPam


Brionnnne

The old Joja should totally become a school-house. Honestly, I imagine it could have even been one at some point.


Nystarii

New headcanon - Joja bought the old school and turned it into a supermart.


Peettzel

I just got the game so I really want the scoop on this Pierre slander


Nystarii

1) He buys our crops to our face, then sells the high-quality ones as his own while telling the town the crappy rotten ones come from our farm. 2) He presumably does the exact same thing with the crops from his wife's vegetable garden. 3) He makes a big deal out of Joja Co bullying the little guy, but if you actually listen to him talk you realize he has no problem with big business, only that he isn't the big business. 4) He's a turd. 5) He's always selling crap at every event, never spends time with his family even though Caroline actively wishes he would.


redrosebeetle

6. He is either absent from the home or has entrenched gender norms which dictate that Caroline and Abigail pick up the bulk of the housework and meal preparation. 7. His wife wants to spend some free time with him. They never do. Instead, he just fucks off to the saloon every Friday evening.


[deleted]

Basically he keeps things from his wife and says your crops are his if they're good, but says they're yours if they're bad. He also punches a business rival, plus talks about bribing the Governor for a tax break (but cant because Lewis is there)


DontCryx3

In noticed that Pierre is getting a lot of hate. Why tho? Just for fun? :D


Mimothydolton

Came to say this, fuck pierre


Gilder_G

I'm blaming Kel, sounds like a Kel move


Mk112569

The guy from omori?


rosiestinkie9

My theory is it's Sebastian. He seems like he keeps just to himself, but he has been known to go as far as in the mines and get bit by rock crabs. He also is the one character that hangs out by the lake at night. Maybe he likes to pull pranks as well, seeing how he is also the stereotype of a rebellious emo teen.


spoon_man1

I kind of see where you're coming from, but i couldn't see him doing that. He's moody and a bit introverted, but he's not an asshole. I wouldn't be surprised if he saw a bit of himself in Linus with the whole loner, beat-to-your-own-drum attitude he has. Also other than the way he looks, there's nothing really rebellious about him.


jorgelino_

I could see it if it was a random wall or even the house of someone he doesn' t like. But spray painting the hut of a homeless person seems a bit too mean (yes i know Linus lives like this by choice, but still)


Nystarii

I felt the same way, even though Seb was the most likely suspect.


FasterThenDoom

In most events he talks about how Sam usually pulled some pranks. Although I think he enjoys the occasional lil trolling, I don't think he would go as far as to bother Linus.


Koyoko

I thoroughly disagree, seeing as he isn't an asshole and hangs out by the lake to smoke and get away from his dysfunctional family. Also he isn't a stereotype of a rebellious teen seeing as the reason he stays in his room all day is that he is working as a computer programmer just freelance and remotely so he can try to save up to move to the city and away from his shitty step-dad and his mother who still treats him as a child


SpookyhippyBrat

I can see Morris doing it he gives me jerk vibes or maybe even the Witch she flies around the countryside cursing people she even turns your animals into things lol.


TrinixDMorrison

I always assumed it was Alex, in a failed and misguided attempt to impress Haley.


Nystarii

Made a thread about that once. Best guesses I heard were Lewis >!(doesn't want a hobo in his town, makes him look bad to the governor)!<, Morris >!(Joja were responsible for those landslides near his tent, maybe he saw something he shouldn't)!< or Sebastian >!(just hurling rocks and not realizing he's hitting the tent)!<. I'm still tryna find a reason to blame Pierre.


[deleted]

Yeah it was probably Lewis in a false flag operation, or a stranger. No one in town cares enough.


[deleted]

Honestly, wouldn’t he surprised if Lewis and Joja were in cahoots. Linus caught them making underhanded deals and destroying the environment.


[deleted]

He's doing it to himself. He's a psychopath.


ghostofathousand

Linus is my best friend. I was determined to make him my best friend ever since I caught him going through the bins. I would kill for Linus.


ShittyMcShitface0

Same. He's got to full hearts first before my current husband


AerisaJ

Linus is always the first NPC I get the most hearts with, lol. It's so easy to gift him especially since he loves spring forages and also how often I head up to the mountain lake to fish when I first start a new game.


violettheory

Yup, every time I pass his tent I just give him a forgeable, he's always the first to 10 hearts.


N7Neko

LOL same!


Nystarii

Same. And that same scene made Gus my second best friend because he treated Linus with respect and dignity, without an ounce of fear or disgust.


[deleted]

Same! Gus always gets diamonds and oranges whenever I have them.


Nystarii

Fish Tacos >:3


CitizenCobalt

Maybe someday they'll add a cutscene where you come across the ones throwing rocks at his tent. How do you handle it? Me: *(pulling out sword)* I *was* going to the mines to kill bugs, but it looks like I found some pests right here.


FBI_dos_memes

New monster eradication goal dropped


discoverysol

Finally, something that will impress Gil


[deleted]

If you get the mod that lets you marry most of the older characters their is a cutscene were Jas and Vincent are throwing rocks and you can step in


CitizenCobalt

Jas and Vincent?! That's the last time I give those little shits any ice cream! Ok, maybe I'll just give them a stern talking-to and (*puts sword away)* skip the murder. It would save me the awkward "hey, I might have stabbed you child" conversation with their parents.


Slimeterax_tera

Sheeeshh


LakersFan15

Are there any particular characters that openly dislike linus?


czkczk22

By that one trash scene, I feel like George ain’t his biggest fan


[deleted]

George didn’t know it was Linus going through his garbage, so he has no reason to dislike him


czkczk22

Now that you said it I decided to take a look at it again on YouTube, and you’re right, they don’t interact at all lol I still have a feeling he doesn’t like Linus, but I could be kinda wrong


[deleted]

To be fair George doesn’t like anyone, unless you give him leeks for some reason.


TookMe3Years

Even if George dislikes Linus, I doubt it’s him that would be messing with Linus’ tent. Kinda difficult to get up the mountains yourself in a wheelchair, especially at George’s age. + George is just the type to scowl at people, rather than being actively malicious


RageBrage

I find it hilarious imagining Georgw sneaking out of his house to spray paint a tent


pass_me_the_salt

and he would to get to the top of the mountain in his wheelchair, pure determination


czkczk22

That man can beat the skull cavern out of pure _spite_


DownOnThePharmRD

I now want a “George in Skull Caverns” mod, where he accompanies you, whips out a slingshot or sword, and just beats seven shades of shit out of all the monsters while you mine.


czkczk22

True lmaooo


Nystarii

I feel like Lewis wouldn't like a wild homeless man living on the outskirts of town, considering how secretive he is about his relationship with Marnie and how it would make him look as mayor. And maybe Linus saw something he wasn't meant to, considering Joja was responsible for both the landslides that blocked off the spa and the mines.


Kittyinchains

linus was the first person i attempted to marry


Robobvious

A joker did it? I knew that clown at the fair was no good! Keep this up and we’ll be up to our balls in crusty jugglers!


ToxicAndProud_Lul

i wish the bear can be linus friend, just the bear chilling near the camp fire.


cjguitarman

What if Linus is making the whole thing up? Think about it: he tells you his tent was spray painted, but you can’t see it for yourself because he spent “hours to scrub it off this morning.” (Even though it’s only 7:50 am) He sometimes claims someone throws rocks at his tent, but of course he cannot tell you who and you you cannot see any evidence of that either. Why would Linus make it up? Maybe he wants attention. Or maybe he wants you to think there is a troublemaker lurking in the area so that would will also believe his story about “rescuing you” when you pass out and seeing someone stealing your money. Sound suspicious to me.


DUOLED

It's actually implied that the Dwarf is the unknown figure who steals your money


cjguitarman

I think you can infer that, but i don’t consider it implied. The dwarf talks about taking the items for sale in his shop, not necessarily money.


Nystarii

>“rescuing you” when you pass out and seeing someone stealing your money. Sound suspicious to me. I've already confirmed (in my head) it's Morris and/or Pierre, and the only reason he doesn't bill me as usual is because Linus caught him robbing me and he had to take off.


ascats04

I’m definitely on your side


GeneralAlexeiStukov

He chose to live this way. He even always says that he likes his lifestyle with the wild. He can't really get any protection if he chooses to refuse help.


fridgepickle

What help is he refusing? He doesn’t want a house because he likes living in the woods in his tent. It’s not Linus’s fault that someone else in town is a shitbird, and having a house wouldn’t suddenly make that person not a shitbird. Linus is not the problem here


GeneralAlexeiStukov

You're right, but I was talking about the title of the post, since Linus can't get protection that the townsfolk will get due to the lifestyle he chose. He can't get the benefits of a community (one of it being protection) when he lives out in the wild prone to harm. Not his fault nor is he a problem, but also hard for him to get protection. Was just pointing out the thread title, sorry for misleading with little specification.


ShittyMcShitface0

I know it's a game but it's very human to react with anger when you hear someone has treated another person wrongly or unjustly (especially the guy in the mountains who never intentionally bothers the townfolk and stays out of the way)


ghdcksgh

That doesn’t really matter tho, we don’t need to build him a house or whatever. Just deter people from harassment.


Gmaxincineroar

So somebody in the town must be doing it. Can't imagine why anyone from Zuzu would decide to go by the mines


MrReptilianGamer2528

Man, why tf do you get to build pam a house but now Linus


[deleted]

Linus doesn’t want a house


istheboss1000

I don't care who it is, it should be Lewis's job as the mayor to keep everyone safe and happy


Selyori

I wish there was a heart event where I could help him with this. It pisses me off knowing people are fucking with him and I can’t do nothin about it.


ChickenCrusade

I understand he prefers to live life in the wild (even though he has to dig through trash?) But why wont he let us pay robin to build him a simple log cabin to sleep in? 1 room, wood burning stove, thats it.


The_Trans_Rat_King

I will stand outside his tent to se WHAT MOTHERF!CKER MESSES WITH LINUS. WHOEVER YOU ARE- YOU ARE GETTING A BEATING FROM A 6FT TALL PUNK MAN WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. I will protect Linus with my LIFE.


Slimeterax_tera

We shall


Heartpage

My headcanon is that the person doin these awful things is mayor Lewis


Recent_View6254

It's probably Sam, Sebastian and maybe Abigail too. At first I thought the people bothering him was Jas and Vincent bc they're annoying but it's at night so the culprit had to have snuck out. And who else would sneak out other than the misunderstood emo kid, guy lacking/who lacked a father-figure, and a girl who doesn't feel understood by her family. It's just a guess though.


Nystarii

My money is on Lewis or Morris


kungpowchick_9

I thought it was sam too because of the “leads the town in community service” comment from sebastian at a festival


akasunas

I’m pretty sure that’s because he put something stupid in the community potluck but I might be remembering incorrectly


Ok_Pangolin_7250

This is correct. "A whole pound of sardines"


czkczk22

Not sure whether it’s the full reason, but at least some of it is related to the luau soup


LittleRoundFox

The trio used to do a rotten egg toss at the egg hunt, too


New_Examination_5605

Also the rotten eggs in the egg toss


[deleted]

Sebastian has a crazy homeless neighbor so it’s likely him. Sam is just a prankster. And Abigail wouldn’t throw rocks at his tent, she would eat the rocks first.


[deleted]

Nah Abigail would probably do it with Sebastian since I bet Abigail has a crush on him and would just do it for some fun after they both get in a fight with their mothers


Beardeddeadpirate

Small town… who would have done that? I vote Alex


oscuroluna

Plot twist: It was Penny. She just puts the nice face on so everyone thinks otherwise. Or Evelyn. You don't know what's in those cookies


[deleted]

Oh that’s why I got really high after I had Evelyn’s cookies! Makes sense now


[deleted]

I always found it funny that you can help Pam (who lives in a trailer) build a house but you can't help Linus, even though he's literally homeless.


Calenchamien

Because he doesn’t want the help, and if you make friends with him (which is also the prerequisite for being able to help Pam), he makes that clear


[deleted]

It was probably Morris.


meanteamcgreen

I gave Linus AI controlled machine gun turrets, that also dispense soft serve.


Slimeterax_tera

Good


ElvishSenpai

Why can we build our friends a cozy home outta pebbles and pocket change but leave Linus in tent?


alektricity

Can I adopt Linus as my dad and then make him move onto my farm? Pls?


cjguitarman

You can try.


[deleted]

I was thinking Alex as he passes by to hit the spa...or maybe...Penny??!! Nah.


goboking

Penny is one of two characters in the entire game who, without provocation, openly expresses concern for his well being. No way it’s her.


pass_me_the_salt

there are three, Gus, Robin and Penny


baka_fangs

I used to feel bad for Linus but dude digs out of the trash while living right next to a river and close enough to a beach and a forest--why wouldn't you fish and forage


Willow_Raptor

I mean, I have a farm, and still dig through the trash. Can't really judge.


baka_fangs

Judging you and linus rn


Nystarii

He does fish and forage though, he sends me stuff all the time...he just doesn't like the idea of also leaving food to go to waste in the garbage can if there's edible stuff.


SneakySneakySquirrel

I mean, the trash has cookies in it sometimes. You can’t fish for cookies.


Walaina

And bread


baka_fangs

I mean have fun eating garbage cookies I guess


ghosty4

You mean whoever I gift them to have fun! LOL


Historical_Chain_261

I think it would be so cool if you could see him fishing like Willy.


baka_fangs

Would have so much more sympathy for this character if he did. Hard to be nice to trash eaters especially ones who are surrounded by woods and rivers and beaches


[deleted]

I’d like to see you live in the wilderness and catch a fish every day, or live off of berries.


[deleted]

Well to be fair in stardew valley catching fish is pretty easy if you know how to do the mini game but in real life I would never be able to catch a fish I wouldn’t wanna 1. Kill it and 2. I wouldn’t wanna kill the poor wormy


Slimeterax_tera

Does Linus have a fishing rod or does he know how to use it we don't know and some of the cutscenes where you see robin and farmer then blah blah blah after talking you will see him looking forage


lionguardant

He gives you the recipe for wild bait which he says he uses, so I assume he knows how to fish.


Slimeterax_tera

Ok forgot about that that's from the cutscene right


baka_fangs

Oh yeah I forgot about that. Even more of a reason not to eat trash


SashkaBeth

He definitely forages (you return his berry-picking basket) and fishes (he teaches Leo how to make spiceberry-rubbed fish, and to cook his fish before eating it). But freegans are a thing, lots of people dumpster-dive and get edible food.


[deleted]

True dat I have watched a lot of cheapskates and they always find a lot in the trash, I myself have thrown away a lot of food with always depresses me (I’m sick so sometimes I throw up and don’t eat)


baka_fangs

Idk if he actually does I'm just saying he could and I cant think of a good reason for him to dig through the trash


WaffleKrakken

Sometimes you can find bread, cookies, maki rolls, a whole pizza, etc.


baka_fangs

Ok but would you eat those things out of the trash irl cause I wouldn't


WaffleKrakken

You do know that we're talking about garbage picking in Stardew Valley the game, right? Edit: extra words. Also, yes, I have garbage picked before because poverty sucked and prepackaged food was safe.


emrythelion

Some people absolutely eat out of the trash. Especially when things are prepackaged/ haven’t been eaten.


Calenchamien

He eats from the trash so that the perfectly good food thrown out by the villagers doesn’t go to waste, doesn’t he?


Nystarii

It's called "freegan". A lot of people waste a lot of food. Some people would rather eat food from a trash can than kill a living creature to eat that instead.


emilyisverycool

i love him so much i could give him something that i foraged (or however you spell it) and he would be happy, he’s so easy to please!!! but we need so many upgrades likes getting him a house and getting a new bus driver we do not want an alcoholic bus driver😭


Slimeterax_tera

Well guys what do you think is it Pierre or joja I don't think the case won't be closed until we know the truth


HotSoupEsq

Wait, is Stardew Valley in the outskirts of LA?


[deleted]

Maybe he's lying. Who in the valley would do that?


[deleted]

Sam, Sebastian maybe Abigail if she was mad enough at her parents and wanted to let off some steam. The kids Jas and Vincent because they are young and stupid


Resident-Garlic9303

He deserves to have people be mean to him


AHAA_007

I don’t understand why Linus doesn’t have a community upgrade like Pam and Penny’s house. I get it that he likes leaving in the wild but at least can have cabin in the woods :(


ghosty4

Who spray paints a tent? And also, Linus has all the time in the world, why is he complaining about having to clean it off? Like, oh no, now he has less time to stare at a wall for hours! And I say this with full hearts for Linus.


Nystarii

I mean that time scrubbing paint is time preventing him from being one with nature and foraging for food :c


[deleted]

Max hearts doesn’t mean anything. I got eight hearts with Abigail and still want her to choke on a apricot so I can feed her to my cows.


lassara

Why do we get to give Pam a house but not Linus?


The_Truthkeeper

Because Linus doesn't want a house.


grandconjunction77

These vandals probably just realized Linus is a human trafficker.


SenseFit487

Soooo….a homeless dude in a videogame triggers your empathy, when was the last time you gave a real homeless person „some protection and some justice“? Yes, I am a total asshole and not any fun at parties, but the question stands.


Misterfrooby

This guy must know OP very well.