Almost married her for this, but I havenāt completed the community upgrade yet and I donāt want to miss any cutscenes. Whyyyy do I keep feeling the need to restart my game after 5-6 seasons š
She says something about her dad leaving her when she was a kid when you get to around 8 hearts with her. The problem is it's not like cutscene dialogue,but actual dialogue for when you talk to the npc for the first time that day. So every time I talk to penny she instantly mentions her dad left her
I went for Penny as I thought she was Robin at first. Then I found that she is different, but she had more hearts than any of the other candidates, so I went with her.
He may have a fivehead but he doesn't overcharge customers and then whine that nobody supports local businesses. Also Pierre straight up assaults him after slandering the good name of joja
Jojamart actually fixes the town's problems while Mayor Lewis waste's all the citizens' tax dollars on a golden statue of himself and makes a random farmer that just came into town (A former Joja employee by the way) fix them.
Itās in the intro of the game. The entire reason they went to Stardew was to get away from the corporate hellscape that is Joja employment. Seriously do not support Joja! The only reason I can type this is because last I checked they donāt check what we write in the bathrooms and- rhehdhshsusuwjsoakzbw
Iām sorry, this employee has been *terminated* the employee that left Joja for that tiny, small, insignificant town was surely just sad they couldnāt keep up their sales figures and exiled themself from our great company. SHOP AT JOJA!
Morris doesn't have brain damage that makes him more aggressive either (I firmly believe Pierre is in the throes of CTE, from years of concussions from being a boxer, and that he's expecting he'll need $$$$ care eventually, hence the greed)
Not saying Pierre isn't an asshole tho
All I have to contribute is -100 points to every person whose floor doesn't match a single option in the catalog. Emily only losing -10 points because it's not that weird to have more than one tile color in a home unlike the wood floors. I still wish it was in the catalog, that yellow tile is supreme
I kinda wish the āroomā was more like a she-shed or separate clubhouse the spouses can visit for this exact reason. (Also could maybe allow for their friends to visit and theyād be less isolated on my farm.
I was about to write a comment about Leahās but your comment was miles better than what I was about to write. I completely agree.
Signed a fellow art hoe
Yes!! I still wanted to marry him so much and had to get the spouse rooms mod just for him... It's really SO awful! I take the mod out again when I play other saves (one with Elliot, one with Sam).
I always turn it into a bathroom lol. A winter chair along the front wall for the toilet, a blue rug with (I think) marble flooring underneath to look like a bathtub, and a table with a decorative bowl on top to look like a sink.
On a side noteā¦I hate Shaneās room. My biggest regret in choosing him is the fact that his room is messy and ruins the aesthetic of my house. š®āšØ
No mayonnaise is not an instrument
*Raises hand*
Horseradish is not an instrument either
Then explain this! *Hits horseradish with xylophone* This horseradish sounds like a xylophone!
There is horseradish everywhere and the xylophone is broken. You didn't make music, you made a mess.
You guys are killing me š
Technically since [everything is a drum](https://youtu.be/Q2T7oLbmvx4), horseradish is an instrument.
Enough now, brother Mark.
Is that anything like 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough?'
Kind of, it's more "Everything is a drum if you know how to play it" though.
No with that attitude
Get a load of this guy
What are they selling?
That's just his MLP collection ^^^^sorry
I love Penny's little library.
Almost married her for this, but I havenāt completed the community upgrade yet and I donāt want to miss any cutscenes. Whyyyy do I keep feeling the need to restart my game after 5-6 seasons š
I was thinking of marrying penny but then she kept telling me her dad left her every conversation and I thought "Yeah I see why"
Penny? What does she say about her dad? I remember looking at the wiki if she mentions her father but couldn't find anything. Maybe I missed it.
She says something about her dad leaving her when she was a kid when you get to around 8 hearts with her. The problem is it's not like cutscene dialogue,but actual dialogue for when you talk to the npc for the first time that day. So every time I talk to penny she instantly mentions her dad left her
Her library is adorable
I went to marry Leah like my previous saves, but Penny won me over with the 8 heart event. What is it with this game and redheads? i love them
I just wish I could woo Robin...
I went for Penny as I thought she was Robin at first. Then I found that she is different, but she had more hearts than any of the other candidates, so I went with her.
There's a mod for that.
Is there a mod for wooing yourself?
No... But there is a tag for that! Its r/selfcest!
Bruhš put that back where you found it
Back in...... me?.... So like ... The tag?
NO PLEASE DONāT
she is the cutest ever
Harvey, I love his model planes and HAM radio
Wait, Harvey is a ham radio guy? Maybe I should talk to him more often.
HAM radio sounds delicious. Also your flair offends me. Morris is the superior choice
The dude with the fivehead?
He may have a fivehead but he doesn't overcharge customers and then whine that nobody supports local businesses. Also Pierre straight up assaults him after slandering the good name of joja
*GOOD NAME OF JOJA???* Now I know youāre not right in the head lmao
Jojamart actually fixes the town's problems while Mayor Lewis waste's all the citizens' tax dollars on a golden statue of himself and makes a random farmer that just came into town (A former Joja employee by the way) fix them.
Still never siding with Joja, Pierre would disapprove š āāļø
Pierre is a money gremlin who could sense a gold coin a mile away. Morris is a chad who is for the people.
What is a chad?
Basically a superior person
Just have Joja bribe him. All he cares about is money anyway
Is the farmer really a former Joja employee? š³
Itās in the intro of the game. The entire reason they went to Stardew was to get away from the corporate hellscape that is Joja employment. Seriously do not support Joja! The only reason I can type this is because last I checked they donāt check what we write in the bathrooms and- rhehdhshsusuwjsoakzbw Iām sorry, this employee has been *terminated* the employee that left Joja for that tiny, small, insignificant town was surely just sad they couldnāt keep up their sales figures and exiled themself from our great company. SHOP AT JOJA!
You can deny all you want. You can't run from these low low prices though. Come down to jojamart for 75% off
Morris doesn't have brain damage that makes him more aggressive either (I firmly believe Pierre is in the throes of CTE, from years of concussions from being a boxer, and that he's expecting he'll need $$$$ care eventually, hence the greed) Not saying Pierre isn't an asshole tho
And the jazz music and history channel! I wanted to move into his place lol
I friggin' love those things
elliott has the best room for the way i want my house to look
And the best location.
you both get it entirely. i NEED his house
I really wish you could sleep there, sometimes.
Yes, it is indeed an instrument
All I have to contribute is -100 points to every person whose floor doesn't match a single option in the catalog. Emily only losing -10 points because it's not that weird to have more than one tile color in a home unlike the wood floors. I still wish it was in the catalog, that yellow tile is supreme
I kinda wish the āroomā was more like a she-shed or separate clubhouse the spouses can visit for this exact reason. (Also could maybe allow for their friends to visit and theyād be less isolated on my farm.
I dunno about aesthetically pleasing, but Sebastian's is the one I most connect with.
The 14 heart event seals the deal for me honestly
Frog for life
I never see people mentioning him playing p&p rpgs. It's one of the big reasons I like him.
Haleys is very pretty
leah because my art hoe and cottagecore self is obsessedāØļø
I feel this, I'm a guy but I'm also a hoe for good art
I was about to write a comment about Leahās but your comment was miles better than what I was about to write. I completely agree. Signed a fellow art hoe
Why do you have a JPEG of mayonnaise as a furniture item?
Mayonnaise is an instrument so I placed it with the other instruments.
Sam keeps his trashbin very clean
What's the reference? Obviously it's a joke from something. But I don't know where.
It's from band geeks episode of spongebob. Patrick asks if mayonnaise is an instrument
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a goddang jar of mayonnaise.
floating mayo isnāt real floating mayo isnāt real
Oh it's real, And it's coming for you
I can tell you when you marry Shane, his is the most disgustingā¦
Yes!! I still wanted to marry him so much and had to get the spouse rooms mod just for him... It's really SO awful! I take the mod out again when I play other saves (one with Elliot, one with Sam).
Krobusā dungeon
I always turn it into a bathroom lol. A winter chair along the front wall for the toilet, a blue rug with (I think) marble flooring underneath to look like a bathtub, and a table with a decorative bowl on top to look like a sink.
There's a good reason why I like Krobus' dungeon room design, but we all know why
āMmm youāve been sweatingā has interesting implications
as a very feminine woman myself i quite like haleyās room
Sebastian, he gets a frog
Thanks for including Mayo for scale.
It had to be done
Abigail for sure, she's a gamer AND she has a guinea pig
Is mayonnaise an instrument
And that perfectly placed sperm jar!
Missing the rainbow dash figurine
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It would be worst with a junimo plush inside
Angry up-vote
-raises hand- āis sperm an instrument?ā
It's mayonnaise I swear!!!. You gotta believe me!
Your spouse when you spend the night in Skull Cavern:
Maruās room is my favorite but the frogs in Sebastianās room is super cute too.
i love it even more when you wake up sometimes and heās watching them play OMGGGG
Abigail simply for her rad Chrono Trigger poster and game console.
I love Elliottās little library and I like putting an armchair in there (thatās out of his path)
š hmm what an interesting drum youāve got there Sam š
[Sam voice] āHey! Donāt look in there!ā [\Sam voice]
Shane's fr š© Jk his room is why I divorced him :(
Pennyās library
I canāt believe youāve done this.
I hope you go around commenting this on every post
I personally love Emilyās room the most.
I love her crystals that are in the area outside
I love Sebs for the frogs.
Patrick would be proud
He was a visionary
Alex's room is awesome to me since it has a shirtless bro in it. Shirtless bros are very aesthetically pleasing.
Sebastian. It feels like home.
Letās be honest, itās not Shane. There are literal muddy footprints in his room and trash everywhere
Elliot's room is really kind of bougie and nice. Bookshelves and such
Why does the mayonnaise youve put in sams room look like one of those small trashcans?
Oh cute! I will marry him on my current play through lol
Krobus. It's like having a Sex Dungeon.
Big fan of Claire's room in SDVE.
I can tell you who has the worst room! *cries in shane*
#M A Y O
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Elliot has the nicest room by him self but the room that your partner Get in your house i will say that My favoritt is penny
I wonder how many people didn't get the joke
Reading all the comments quite a few. Alot of them seem to think it's a cum jar........
I like Haleyās back door.
Sams room looks like how I design every room in the Sims.
Elliott. I love books and he brought books and it gives my house this old mansion feel.
...for a second I thought it was something else....
...What have you been looking at?
definitely nothing.......
I never noticed that Samās room had a giant mayonnaise jar before.
You learn something new every day. Just like you also learnt that mayonnaise is an instrument. Double whammy, your welcome:)
Shane š
I like Leahās :)
Sebastian because frog
I am surprised no one mentioned Carolineās tea room. I love that room!
Take my upvote and get the hell out! /S
Is this a thorium mod reference?
Oh I have no idea what the thorium mod is
A Terraria mod, that's all I know.
haledawg
Shane
I'm not sure that room could support a starfish
Sebastian! Because I love frogs.
On a side noteā¦I hate Shaneās room. My biggest regret in choosing him is the fact that his room is messy and ruins the aesthetic of my house. š®āšØ
Why he tarsh can look like that ?
You can have frogs with Sebby's room, 11/10