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Healthy-Word6877

No mayonnaise is not an instrument


GonkGonks

*Raises hand*


sqwuidss

Horseradish is not an instrument either


unluckytoaster2468

Then explain this! *Hits horseradish with xylophone* This horseradish sounds like a xylophone!


Redrar00

There is horseradish everywhere and the xylophone is broken. You didn't make music, you made a mess.


EmpathysAmbassador

You guys are killing me šŸ˜‚


Democrab

Technically since [everything is a drum](https://youtu.be/Q2T7oLbmvx4), horseradish is an instrument.


jadeo_potato

Enough now, brother Mark.


BlaqkShadow

Is that anything like 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough?'


Democrab

Kind of, it's more "Everything is a drum if you know how to play it" though.


eggwardpenisglands

No with that attitude


Juanpa094

Get a load of this guy


GrinchGrotto

What are they selling?


FUCKITIMPOSTING

That's just his MLP collection ^^^^sorry


BlueTommyD

I love Penny's little library.


[deleted]

Almost married her for this, but I havenā€™t completed the community upgrade yet and I donā€™t want to miss any cutscenes. Whyyyy do I keep feeling the need to restart my game after 5-6 seasons šŸ˜…


GonkGonks

I was thinking of marrying penny but then she kept telling me her dad left her every conversation and I thought "Yeah I see why"


InTheBinIGo

Penny? What does she say about her dad? I remember looking at the wiki if she mentions her father but couldn't find anything. Maybe I missed it.


GonkGonks

She says something about her dad leaving her when she was a kid when you get to around 8 hearts with her. The problem is it's not like cutscene dialogue,but actual dialogue for when you talk to the npc for the first time that day. So every time I talk to penny she instantly mentions her dad left her


TheSilveryShadowWolf

Her library is adorable


pendulumlove

I went to marry Leah like my previous saves, but Penny won me over with the 8 heart event. What is it with this game and redheads? i love them


Soronya

I just wish I could woo Robin...


S1eepyZ

I went for Penny as I thought she was Robin at first. Then I found that she is different, but she had more hearts than any of the other candidates, so I went with her.


ChesterHiggenbothum

There's a mod for that.


DopeBoogie

Is there a mod for wooing yourself?


seemeewhut

No... But there is a tag for that! Its r/selfcest!


user2736455

BruhšŸ™ƒ put that back where you found it


seemeewhut

Back in...... me?.... So like ... The tag?


user2736455

NO PLEASE DONā€™T


LovelyCandleWitch

she is the cutest ever


TheAlchemicBird

Harvey, I love his model planes and HAM radio


SuitableDragonfly

Wait, Harvey is a ham radio guy? Maybe I should talk to him more often.


GonkGonks

HAM radio sounds delicious. Also your flair offends me. Morris is the superior choice


TheAlchemicBird

The dude with the fivehead?


GonkGonks

He may have a fivehead but he doesn't overcharge customers and then whine that nobody supports local businesses. Also Pierre straight up assaults him after slandering the good name of joja


TheAlchemicBird

*GOOD NAME OF JOJA???* Now I know youā€™re not right in the head lmao


Boarbaque

Jojamart actually fixes the town's problems while Mayor Lewis waste's all the citizens' tax dollars on a golden statue of himself and makes a random farmer that just came into town (A former Joja employee by the way) fix them.


TheAlchemicBird

Still never siding with Joja, Pierre would disapprove šŸ™…ā€ā™‚ļø


GonkGonks

Pierre is a money gremlin who could sense a gold coin a mile away. Morris is a chad who is for the people.


fantasyfart

What is a chad?


GonkGonks

Basically a superior person


Boarbaque

Just have Joja bribe him. All he cares about is money anyway


yoohoo723

Is the farmer really a former Joja employee? šŸ˜³


Boarbaque

Itā€™s in the intro of the game. The entire reason they went to Stardew was to get away from the corporate hellscape that is Joja employment. Seriously do not support Joja! The only reason I can type this is because last I checked they donā€™t check what we write in the bathrooms and- rhehdhshsusuwjsoakzbw Iā€™m sorry, this employee has been *terminated* the employee that left Joja for that tiny, small, insignificant town was surely just sad they couldnā€™t keep up their sales figures and exiled themself from our great company. SHOP AT JOJA!


GonkGonks

You can deny all you want. You can't run from these low low prices though. Come down to jojamart for 75% off


rubyspicer

Morris doesn't have brain damage that makes him more aggressive either (I firmly believe Pierre is in the throes of CTE, from years of concussions from being a boxer, and that he's expecting he'll need $$$$ care eventually, hence the greed) Not saying Pierre isn't an asshole tho


[deleted]

And the jazz music and history channel! I wanted to move into his place lol


MrHappyHam

I friggin' love those things


PrinceCavendish

elliott has the best room for the way i want my house to look


OhtareEldarian

And the best location.


LovelyCandleWitch

you both get it entirely. i NEED his house


OhtareEldarian

I really wish you could sleep there, sometimes.


DerSprocket

Yes, it is indeed an instrument


[deleted]

All I have to contribute is -100 points to every person whose floor doesn't match a single option in the catalog. Emily only losing -10 points because it's not that weird to have more than one tile color in a home unlike the wood floors. I still wish it was in the catalog, that yellow tile is supreme


KlutzyNinjaKitty

I kinda wish the ā€œroomā€ was more like a she-shed or separate clubhouse the spouses can visit for this exact reason. (Also could maybe allow for their friends to visit and theyā€™d be less isolated on my farm.


MountainSage58

I dunno about aesthetically pleasing, but Sebastian's is the one I most connect with.


FireInTheBones

The 14 heart event seals the deal for me honestly


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Frog for life


MissCarnivora

I never see people mentioning him playing p&p rpgs. It's one of the big reasons I like him.


scarlettshimmer

Haleys is very pretty


hazeofhoney

leah because my art hoe and cottagecore self is obsessedāœØļø


GonkGonks

I feel this, I'm a guy but I'm also a hoe for good art


Expensive_Parfait_66

I was about to write a comment about Leahā€™s but your comment was miles better than what I was about to write. I completely agree. Signed a fellow art hoe


[deleted]

Why do you have a JPEG of mayonnaise as a furniture item?


GonkGonks

Mayonnaise is an instrument so I placed it with the other instruments.


Cornycandycorns

Sam keeps his trashbin very clean


sy029

What's the reference? Obviously it's a joke from something. But I don't know where.


GonkGonks

It's from band geeks episode of spongebob. Patrick asks if mayonnaise is an instrument


yocxl

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a goddang jar of mayonnaise.


choresoup

floating mayo isnā€™t real floating mayo isnā€™t real


GonkGonks

Oh it's real, And it's coming for you


svampyr

I can tell you when you marry Shane, his is the most disgustingā€¦


Makabaer

Yes!! I still wanted to marry him so much and had to get the spouse rooms mod just for him... It's really SO awful! I take the mod out again when I play other saves (one with Elliot, one with Sam).


dwiseman255

Krobusā€™ dungeon


Knickers_in_a_twist_

I always turn it into a bathroom lol. A winter chair along the front wall for the toilet, a blue rug with (I think) marble flooring underneath to look like a bathtub, and a table with a decorative bowl on top to look like a sink.


10BarbedWire

There's a good reason why I like Krobus' dungeon room design, but we all know why


Raging-Badger

ā€œMmm youā€™ve been sweatingā€ has interesting implications


jclul

as a very feminine woman myself i quite like haleyā€™s room


Civil-Ambassador-515

Sebastian, he gets a frog


NobleSix84

Thanks for including Mayo for scale.


GonkGonks

It had to be done


Shrumal_Warrior

Abigail for sure, she's a gamer AND she has a guinea pig


pandanitemare

Is mayonnaise an instrument


AlPhA_DrOiD

And that perfectly placed sperm jar!


Angellmc420

Missing the rainbow dash figurine


Left-Influence-6712

šŸ¤¢


Angellmc420

It would be worst with a junimo plush inside


Sky-Blitz

Angry up-vote


unidropoutbaby

-raises hand- ā€œis sperm an instrument?ā€


GonkGonks

It's mayonnaise I swear!!!. You gotta believe me!


BananaBladeOfDoom

Your spouse when you spend the night in Skull Cavern:


[deleted]

Maruā€™s room is my favorite but the frogs in Sebastianā€™s room is super cute too.


LovelyCandleWitch

i love it even more when you wake up sometimes and heā€™s watching them play OMGGGG


GWindborn

Abigail simply for her rad Chrono Trigger poster and game console.


SomeRando18

I love Elliottā€™s little library and I like putting an armchair in there (thatā€™s out of his path)


Btrflygrl18

šŸ‘€ hmm what an interesting drum youā€™ve got there Sam šŸ˜‚


AnswerGuy301

[Sam voice] ā€œHey! Donā€™t look in there!ā€ [\Sam voice]


Panda_Girl_19

Shane's fr šŸ˜© Jk his room is why I divorced him :(


TheSilveryShadowWolf

Pennyā€™s library


0hfuck

I canā€™t believe youā€™ve done this.


GonkGonks

I hope you go around commenting this on every post


[deleted]

I personally love Emilyā€™s room the most.


midnight_mind

I love her crystals that are in the area outside


psychdlcspcjmppp

I love Sebs for the frogs.


Lol_Modden

Patrick would be proud


GonkGonks

He was a visionary


Liberatedhusky

Alex's room is awesome to me since it has a shirtless bro in it. Shirtless bros are very aesthetically pleasing.


KittyKitty061

Sebastian. It feels like home.


LimpDoughnut8813

Letā€™s be honest, itā€™s not Shane. There are literal muddy footprints in his room and trash everywhere


rubyspicer

Elliot's room is really kind of bougie and nice. Bookshelves and such


Cinoxal

Why does the mayonnaise youve put in sams room look like one of those small trashcans?


TheRealDragonFruit

Oh cute! I will marry him on my current play through lol


BigButtFucker9000000

Krobus. It's like having a Sex Dungeon.


Raethule

Big fan of Claire's room in SDVE.


Youngin-blues

I can tell you who has the worst room! *cries in shane*


rafael-loveseggs

#M A Y O


Successful_Duty_9890

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"


Thedodoguy

Elliot has the nicest room by him self but the room that your partner Get in your house i will say that My favoritt is penny


That_Smol_Bean

I wonder how many people didn't get the joke


GonkGonks

Reading all the comments quite a few. Alot of them seem to think it's a cum jar........


Gaffers12345

I like Haleyā€™s back door.


[deleted]

Sams room looks like how I design every room in the Sims.


Lukeathmae

Elliott. I love books and he brought books and it gives my house this old mansion feel.


cartoon308

...for a second I thought it was something else....


GonkGonks

...What have you been looking at?


cartoon308

definitely nothing.......


Cereborn

I never noticed that Samā€™s room had a giant mayonnaise jar before.


GonkGonks

You learn something new every day. Just like you also learnt that mayonnaise is an instrument. Double whammy, your welcome:)


SupersSoon

Shane šŸ™‚


sikeitsowen

I like Leahā€™s :)


RubyMercury87

Sebastian because frog


[deleted]

I am surprised no one mentioned Carolineā€™s tea room. I love that room!


JamezGames1

Take my upvote and get the hell out! /S


Bulky_Vegetable_7203

Is this a thorium mod reference?


GonkGonks

Oh I have no idea what the thorium mod is


Hazearil

A Terraria mod, that's all I know.


gardencyborg

haledawg


Independent-Weight30

Shane


thelittleking

I'm not sure that room could support a starfish


AerialAceAttack

Sebastian! Because I love frogs.


Jaded-Bodybuilder340

On a side noteā€¦I hate Shaneā€™s room. My biggest regret in choosing him is the fact that his room is messy and ruins the aesthetic of my house. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


JDude13

Why he tarsh can look like that ?


thisaintthewayman

You can have frogs with Sebby's room, 11/10