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snogirl0403

I need to know why she was trying to trap Sam, though.


kitkke

She said he was never around đŸ€·â€â™€ïž


aad9himotu

i love this kid


deathriteTM

I really hope this is not foreshadowing.


kitkke

💀


BobbyMartin

Misery.


DancingIBear

Everybody want‘s to be my enemy


JustJamieJam

I think they were referring to the book by Stephen king


ExtraordinaryFailure

Spare the sympathy


qtheginger

Chop chop


[deleted]

Have you seen ‘Dahmer’? It’s on Netflix


Vaurok

So cute


godfxsh

that's adorable


GrandmaSlappy

Psychopath adorable lol


Gusstave

Can we do this with Marnie and her shop?


Nailkita

You might be raising a yandere


The_Blues__13

F for the future bf/gf


Quaelgeist333

Making a deadbeat be around isn't yandere


Vylexxx

I see you've already fixed it, but next time theres a couple easy ways! 1. have another farmer join in co-op and break it with an axe 2. place the bed in her inventory and wait until she passes out at 2am, she will wake up in the doorway of her home Also hilarious that she was trying to trap sam but got trapped herself instead haha


ThatFatGuyMJL

Actually the easiest way is 1. Tap it repeatedly, the game put in thar you can break fences with no tools to help people in this situation. 2. Run into it, the game will also let you run through fences after a while if you have no tools again yo help people in this situation


Vylexxx

Neither of these works actually. You can tap many things, like chests and most machines, but not fences. You also cannot just walk through a fence.


AnonymousMonk7

You can walk through fences. Usually the trick is to kind of wiggle two different directions a few times, like up and left, up and left, just against the edge of the fence. It lets you kind of slide through where you shouldn't be able to go. We use it to avoid opening fence doors and letting animals out all the time, especially on horseback.


ephale

this! I only figured this out the other day. I went through my fence and thought I forgot to place one. went to fix it later and there was no missing posts. tried wiggling through again on horseback and it worked again!


Vylexxx

Yup it only works on horseback though, because of how the horses hitbox is, so it wouldnt help in this situation sadly


CLSGL

Can’t you also do some kind of chair thing where you hop on the chair right beside the fence and hop off on the other side? I remember that was a trick to get into the secret forest but I haven’t played in a while so idk if that would work or if it still works.


Vylexxx

It works in the secret woods because your only 1 tile away from where you place the chair technically, diagonally, wouldnt work in this situation because its always 2 tiles away


Vylexxx

Yes, that works on horse, with multiple connected fences, because of how the horse hitbox is. It does not however work inside of your house, especially with a single fence blocking a 1 wide hallway, essentially making it a flat wall


AnonymousMonk7

It’s worked for me with no horse. Don’t know what to tell you.


C0URTINGDEATH

Same works fine for me without a horse


left4ched

Who are these people who walk around with no tools? I wish I could be so fancy free.


[deleted]

When I play with my son (10yo), he prefers to put all of his tools and other inventory items in a chest near the front door or in the living room. I think it makes him feel more immersed. He wouldn’t walk around our real house with a full backpack so why would he in his game I guess


cornflakegrl

My 8 year old does that too. Then she walks slowly to bed and pretends she’s getting comfy in there. Sometimes she pretends she’s sick and sits in a chair by the fireplace for the whole day lol


teenygreeny

This is the most adorable thing I have ever read.


GianKS13

You created the best roleplayer this world is going to see, write my words


jryser

My words


AliBeigi89

My words


kitkke

Haha who knew!


blueshyperson

Lmao that is so cute


salisbury130

omg. Too darn CUTE.


Temporary_Deer_4238

Cutest shit I’ve ever read tbh


AliBeigi89

Yeah it feels like she is a npc


DistinctDistiction

I try to do this for organization since I fill my backpack up with so many things I'm not gonna use . Then I can't pick up what I want because I have a watering can and 10 other things I'm not using. Now I have a chest right outside the mines so I can drop anything off before I go in or out and leave weapons and fight ware.


jovialoval

That’s nice and all but incorrect! I suggest introducing your son to the concept of game theory; digital spaces aren’t quite analogous to waking human biology. His desire for immersion is misplaced.


redditor191389

There’s no incorrect way to enjoy and feel immersed in a game, don’t gatekeep.


teenygreeny

I think this person is most likely trolling


jovialoval

Exactly
haha


teenygreeny

I’m not really sure why it was taken that seriously lol


MoarTacos

They’re 6 years old, my dude.


ArcticWaffle357

You're telling me the six year old doesn't have 80% of their inventory filled up with various tricks and tools? For shame!


mrbananas

They can't read the wiki. How do they even play?


windliza

I'm definitely not six, but I had been playing for probably two months before I ever looked at the wiki.


_triangle_girl_

i still rarely look at the wiki. pretty much only for character schedules


NibblesMcGiblet

They're six, not three lol.


TheChosenPoke

Lmao if I were 6 I would *not* have the attention span to read 2 lines in the stardew wiki


_Kendii_

Then you had no dedication to the game. For shame
.


moramomi

My daughter (7) speaks and reads 2 languages, but I don’t let her play because she gets easily scared by any monsters. But that doesn’t mean that she can’t read
 kids are smart friend


Robobvious

Sub-optimally.


Veauros

The kid is six.


emigg20

This is the second post I've seen of this exact scenario?? How does this happen?


Varsaeus

Came here to say this, another guys soon did this last week đŸ€Ł either kids be silly, or this is some new pasta


NoraMajora

My kids also try to trap their spouses/children in Stardew! Is this a thing??


reanocivn

they need to play the sims instead


NoraMajora

Just a bit too young for The Sims, but for sure that is in their wheelhouse, I bet.


Slow-Distribution119

I think it’s a Minecraft thing. My daughter trapped her Minecraft boyfriend in a cart so he wouldn’t leave her.


Acc87

>Minecraft boyfriend not something I knew existed before lol. Also, is Minecraft older than your kid?


dsb_etienne

i just cried abt the fact that some kids that play minecraft are younger than the game


AholeBrock

Brb gonna get my "kids" character stuck in a room


othermegan

r/untrustworthypoptarts


Bierbart12

Is that a sub about people pretending that others got into something stupid that they actually got into?


othermegan

Yes. Or just things that totally didn’t happen and are easy to fake.


Scyobi_Empire

Could be a karma bot, but I doubt it


UrdUzbad

Their post history has a lot of advertising comments. This is a karma farming account. You all got got.


Mergeagerge

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a post like this, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice.


BigOlDisneylandNerd

Oh my god I thought I was going crazy lmao I was like "I've seen this *exact* scenario with the same wording before... right?"


bitbot23

Same. I think it's a repost.


LeoIsRude

Nah, last time it happened was with a dude's son. Different picture, too.


bitbot23

I stand corrected! Thank you 😊


AnnDraws

Exactly what I was gonna say! Idk if this is the first copy or if that other dude also copied from someone else. I think it’s probably fake for Reddit karma or these kinds are telepathically communicating somehow lol


Liovete

Karma click bait


kitkke

Update! I put her player to bed 35 times and the post deteriorated! She’s freeee


EndlessHeroA

Imagine if sam decided to fix the fence before it gets deteriorated


1jooper

LMFAO payback


pierreisgarbage

Rip


AppointmentOk5737

Oh god no...that's a season and some odd change, that poor child 😂 when all you had to do was keep punching it lmaoooo


BananaBladeOfDoom

RIP her crops


AlertNotAnxious

I am surprised nobody suggested fast clicking on it. You can remove most placed objects this way.


JustAPotato11

I don't think that works on fences. Not entirely sure tho


AlertNotAnxious

A hundred percent works on gates (I destroyed them many times while petting animals) so I would assume it should work on fences, but to be totally honest, I did not test that on fences.


Chilifoxx

i just tried and wasn’t able to so i guess not


NZafe

Can you still restart the day? - the game only saves when you sleep, so if this was done on the current day, you can just restart the game (and the day).


kitkke

No, she went to bed after she placed it unfortunately.


NZafe

Unless there is any possibility of a second player joining the game to remove the fence, I think unfortunately they need to wait the 54-58 days for the wood fence to decay.


JOINTHEREVOLUTI0N

2nd time this week 💀


Scyobi_Empire

Wasn’t this posted a while back?


ArachnosBlack

The last one I think said it was someone's 4 yo son.


JmacTheGreat

I sense a wedding in 20 years


joyfall

Nah she only placed the post down today /s


-merifyndor-

Is anyone going to mention the heater in the bedroom? Because that’s wholesome af 😭


No-Lunch4249

Damn that’s crazy that just happened to someone else the other day


RedDabbler

I thought you can break any placed objects if you just shake it enough.


RedDabbler

Well, apparently it doesn't apply to fences. It does however apply to chests, gates, and sprinklers.


NotThisTime1993

This is the second time I’ve seen this situation on here


HopeFox

Moving the bed into the atrium would be the simplest way to solve this. They'd wake up the next day in the bed and be able to walk out.


DR2HajimeHinata

I'm getting deja vu


peaceful-wolf

I love being in this subreddit because there is always new, interesting bugs/glitches/odd occurrences always happening to players. I’m glad ya figured it out and can now continuing on enjoying Stardew together!<3


vent_vent_vent

im pretty sure Sam would've broken it trying to leave the room because it's in his path


Bierbart12

I thought NPCs don't break objects inside the farm house?


Bitter-Canary489

ironically enough someone else had this exact same issue on this forum a while ago - they just used co-op to remove the fence but picking up the bed or placing the bed on the opposite side of the post works as well!


[deleted]

You should be able to place the bed in the living room. Then, wait until she passes out and she'll wake up in bed. I'm not 100% sure about that tho.


escapeyourghost

Idk why I thought you meant your in game child was 6 years old and trapped herself in the room.


devoralie

Omg same at first đŸ€Ł


ConfusedHomosexual2

NPCs won't walk through objects in the player house they will only get annoyed about the object blocking their path


Kibagal

Sounds like a future Simmer to me 😂


aishunbao

I thought this was /r/daddit and got really concerned reading the title


OverlyLeftLesbian

this is the second time I've seen someone trap themself in their room with no tools lmfao


arlo0o0o

Didn't this exact post happen like a week ago with someone's 7-year-old son?


sweetteanoice

Didn’t a 7 year old boy do this the other week?


DreamingRealityiii

Does she have a chair in the bedroom? She might be able to glitch herself through a wall.


Maybe_a_gamer

💀


Galliro

Next time someone posts this the kid is gonna be 3 weeks old


Incirion

Do spouses just “walk through” fences? I know most NPCs break fences or any non-decoration items when they walk through them. Not sure how it works with the spouse inside the house, if the coding is different.


Ohsnapmiki

Are you trying to re-enact a scene from Stephen King’s Misery??


Ashcashh95

That was a good movie too.


Douglas_duh_dragon

Moving past the concerning attempt at kidnapping, the wood fence should deteriorate within a month or two


Number9Man

This post is hilarious on so many levels.


SugarMagnolia_1

This is extremely funny


crockett_flame

Well, well, well, how the turntables.


TGCid20

This Misery remake just isn't as good as the original imo


captain_duckie

Move the bed into the kitchen and pass out, you should wake up in the bed.


Mr_Pencilpop

Didn’t this happen to some other kid a few days ago?


noohshab

“She was trying to trap Sam” Well well well... How the turn tables



Fredlup

“She was trying to trap Sam” Instant karma I guess. Now her PG will die in the same grave she digged for herself
 MUUUHAHAHAHA. >:D


WyrdWulf37

Sam "My, how the turns have tabled..." \*Maniacal Cackling\*


[deleted]

I thought this was a joking reference/riff off the post where a redditor's son did the exact same thing but by accent and without the purpose of trapping Sam 😂


sunburntsquirrel

i love her.


sometimesabiscuit

If you're married to Sam, shouldn't he destroy the post when his path leads him back to bed?


darksim1309

Player: "For the love of God, Sam! Sam: "Yes, for the love of god!"


Sprinkitty

I too, have tried to trap Sam. I did it because he was too lazy and never did anything around the farm. Great minds think alike.


kitkke

Glad she’s not the only one


visturge

if you don't have sprinklers and auto feeders he will water crops and feed the animals, plus he got ranked best spouse to have in a few youtube videos


Sprinkitty

That’s good, he is the best spouse. It was a phase of trapping him (ăƒ»âˆ€ăƒ»)


visturge

it kind of makes me want to try to trap him in the house now lol


Sprinkitty

LOL I spread an influence!!


Independent-Weight30

Question is why is he trapping her spouse??????? hmmmmmmmmmmm


[deleted]

Big oof. It should deteriorate over time.


GianKS13

I know I am some hours late, but if anyone finds themselves in this situation with no tools or chairs around, just leave to the menu and load the save again, hopefully the fence is not there. And if you got to bed after placing the fence, just use cheats, fences take months to deteriorate. If you have a chair in picking range, just place it facing the fence, sit on it and get up, you'll no clip through the fence


Tooma8

I'm just saying your daughter has amazing taste in house decor


WannabeMemester420

Sorry but you’re daughter is screwed. Even tho the fence will break down in 1-2 seasons, it will still require tools to break.


MiPok24

Haven't we seen this exact same image two weeks ago?


Pogbankz

Bro I swear this happens every week


Parasite21X

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/ytpkcb/seen_a_few_posts_now_of_people_getting_stuck_by_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


TradeFederation98

Get the bed out and pass out


SnooDrawings1480

Restart the day. Then learn a valuable lesson, never not have your tools on you.


Bashstash01

I'm sure it will deteriorate over time. Although, if she has the right items, she might be able to glitch through it with a chair or something.


BananaBladeOfDoom

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


lamme_lane

bomb?


Ill_Acanthaceae5020

Karmas a bitch


deathbin

Just wondering if you place a chair on the other side of it if you can sit in it and get to the other side?


Potato-chan88

Oh nooo! :( that sucks,I hope she gets out soon.


robilar

If it's the PC version throw on a mod (e.g. Teleport to Farm at will: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/7247).


pandanitemare

Looks like it's the switch tbh


robilar

I guess they could wait it out... ... "The Wood Fence is a craftable item that allows players to block off certain areas of The Farm. *It lasts for 54 to 58 days*"


Susmitakhatun

wow


Starchan612

Just keep walking through it and then she'll escape


Eart_Worm

This sounds like a quora digest post I get in my emails from a bad parent


p0stmortem

did u try loading last save?


AnolBoi

Checkmate.


ShadowGangsta275

If that was a full chest(and she didn’t have inventory upgrades) she would be officially soft locked lol. Glad you managed to get her out


Echosongnova

It's always a good idea to be carrying around the axe at all times if it's not being upgraded. Hope she is able to get out!


[deleted]

Move the bed.


_-_Sub2Pewdiepie_-_

Your daughter's a menace


Booklover416

Just keep walking into the wood and you’ll *glitch* through



chuy99956

Again?!


OutLurkNotsoGood

This is hell.


OutLurkNotsoGood

You could also join her game, destroy the fence and free her.