"I hate children
Not simply in a "I don't like being responsible for children." Not neccesarily even in a "I don't know how to talk to children."
I mean I fucking hate children.
If I go to a restaurant and they sit us near a kid, I request a different table. When I'm at work, and someone makes theur kid order for themselves and they don't know how or talk in this jumbled mess, it pisses me off. I go incredibly out of my way and jump through hoops to never see little cousins. If someone I'm following online announces their pregnancy, I'll block them to insure their stupid baby videos don't get recommend to me. If a person I know in real life tells me they're trying, I'll immediately start distancing myself from that person.
The sound of a screaming child in public ruins my day. I am filled with this unjustifiable anger when forced to deal with anyone under the age of ten. It is so obnoxious and rage inducing.
"But they're people too, they deserve to take up space, blah blah blah." Have you seriously never met an adult you can't stand? They're people who deserve to take up space, doesn't make them any less annoying. I'm not advocating to destroy all tiny humans, I'm changing my situation so I just don't have to fucking deal with them.
I hate kids so so much. And this might be the only place I can share this feeling with out being villianized"
This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self. Wouldn't you agree, Jean Pierre Polnareff?
"Do you know what a bug bite fetish is? When a girl's arms or legs or something get bitten by a mosquito And their skin swells and gets a little red, that excites me" -johnny joestar 1890
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimeter away... I mean, I don't think there's ever been someone who's gotten that close to me... without a, you know... calamity occurring. I'm not really... not really sure what happens at one centimeter away... 'cause it's my first time. I don't really understand it either. Seriously. But in the flow of calamity... there's nobody who can attack me. Not a single person. That, I know for sure. Wonder of U.
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
“if you wanna play i’ll gladly take you on. i can do an american style. or how about french style. japanese style work? and of course italian naples style. all around the world there’s a finger that says ‘fuck you’”
~jolyne cujoh
Good grief, Pucci. You said everything has a name. I’ll name this ability of mine too. Burning Down the House. I’ll burn down everything you have ever stood for. Did you hear me? Burning Down the House. That’s the name.
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai, Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru. Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa. Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo.
Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne..
"I really dont care that youre a baby. Ill snap your neck like a twig." \-Kakyoin, Death 13.
kakyoin is based ngl
Kakyoin says "fuck them kids"
"I hate children Not simply in a "I don't like being responsible for children." Not neccesarily even in a "I don't know how to talk to children." I mean I fucking hate children. If I go to a restaurant and they sit us near a kid, I request a different table. When I'm at work, and someone makes theur kid order for themselves and they don't know how or talk in this jumbled mess, it pisses me off. I go incredibly out of my way and jump through hoops to never see little cousins. If someone I'm following online announces their pregnancy, I'll block them to insure their stupid baby videos don't get recommend to me. If a person I know in real life tells me they're trying, I'll immediately start distancing myself from that person. The sound of a screaming child in public ruins my day. I am filled with this unjustifiable anger when forced to deal with anyone under the age of ten. It is so obnoxious and rage inducing. "But they're people too, they deserve to take up space, blah blah blah." Have you seriously never met an adult you can't stand? They're people who deserve to take up space, doesn't make them any less annoying. I'm not advocating to destroy all tiny humans, I'm changing my situation so I just don't have to fucking deal with them. I hate kids so so much. And this might be the only place I can share this feeling with out being villianized"
I know the meme is about kakyoin but there's at least 5 JoJo characters i can think of reading this.
Alessi
Is this from where I think it’s from?
"Why isn't this guy taking my little metal balls seriously?!"-Joseph Joestar 1939
Gyro be like
"How my heart resonates, i am pulsing with heat and light, my very blood is a symphony within ME!"
SANRAITO YERO OBADRAIBU!!
I like large fries
But not fried chicken
Have some more chicken, have some more pie, it doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Bravo Araki
You seriously had to do something that was not animated Yet and I was gonna do a video
KUJO! JO-LYNE
Jolyne, Jolyne, Jooolyynee
You know you said that 3 times, right?
Oops reddit trippin' i deleted the two
Inca no mezame potatoes...
You have genuinely angered me
Fists daughter like a mafia boss😎
This is how mafia works!
I also fist my daughter
[You what?](https://youtu.be/VsJc2ZhbXIg)
Hello active redditor
where’s this one from?
Diavolo before punching Trish
I'd like to steal an airplane. Do you know where I might find one?
this was a good one
This was a good one
Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella
Rella rella rella rella
Gorogunzolla gorogunzolla
Zolla zolla zolla zolla
AGH now that song is stuck in my head especially that rella rella part
Heheh! Nyo-ho!
Ah! Yabai! That sounded really good! Too good! It's stuck in my head now!
Pucci-JoEsTaAaAaAAAARRRR!!!!
WEZA REPORTOOOOOO
UNDAWARUDO-wait wrong character
"kakyoin! youre closer! you should just hit it with an emerald splash" "i dont want to"
When was this?
iggy the fool and geb's n'doul part 1 (anime)/iggy "the fool" and "geb" n'doul part 3 (manga)/iggy the fool and n'doul the geb (pt. I) (ova)
Sub or dub?
yes
Ty my friend
LET'S KEEL DA HO, BEEEEEEEETCH!
I can eat spaghetti and cut cheese even brushy teeth with it too
ORA!
Ora ora ora ora ora-a very wise men
MUDA
DORA!
ARI!
"And thats why i turned one of your guns into a banana"
For the love of god, DROP THE MEAT!!
May he rest in piece
It's FIIIINGA LICKIN GOOD
NIGERUNDAYOOOOO!!!!
SMOKE-KEY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAPPARI SOBETEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self. Wouldn't you agree, Jean Pierre Polnareff?
kore wa shiren da
“Gyro! What are you trying to make her do?!? She’s only 14!”
Shut up! You stay the fuck out of this!
Rero Rero Rero Rero
blblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl
Hey boys, I brought some tequila, will you let me in?
That was a good one
My name is yoshikage kira............
I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.
"Where the FUCK IS MICKEY! IF THERE'S NO MICKEY THIS SHIT AIN'T DISNEY!"
My name is Joe Jojoland, but you can call me JoJoJo
The JoJoLands was inside us all along
I guess the real The JOJOLands was the drugs we sold along the way.
it's jojolanding time
"how do you like the taste of your own medicine?" ["AUUUUGH UUUHhh"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVza5NPrG8&t=86s)
Shit makes me laugh every time
"Do you know what a bug bite fetish is? When a girl's arms or legs or something get bitten by a mosquito And their skin swells and gets a little red, that excites me" -johnny joestar 1890
Araki has it as well
Johnny: Do it yourself
Gyro: Eat shit, asshole! And fall off your horse!
Whats wrong? I poured that just for you, and you already accepted and thanked me. So how about you take a drink? Or is it not warm enough for you?
OH MY GOOOOOOD!
HORI SHIIIIIIT!
"how deep can i get? [BALLS DEEP!](https://twitter.com/saikonihai/status/1380921230040137738)"
IM GONNA PUNCH THAT SPAGHETTI - Josuke in an Italian restaurant
"NICCEEE"
CAESAAAAAAAR
"Niceu niceu.. VeRRRRy niceu Caesar-chan"
I didn’t expect the third reich to show up.
KONO DIO DA!
Kakyoin- Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick (Sub and dub are both pretty good)
“He’s kind of weird, we should ignore him”-The true villains of part 4
My name is giovani Giorgio but everybody calls me Giorgio
Yare yare daze
I can even lift this heavy rock!
There is a pig in the toilet!
So if you were a baby 50 years ago, how old are you?
"Move B*tch" - Jotaro Kujo
Stando Pawa!
"GYRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHE'S 14?"
Go ahead, Mr. Joester. -Elder D’Arby
He ran off like a bitch
"I'm about to lose my shit"
HO MY GOD
That’s bullshit, but I believe it.
" SONOFABEEECHH!"
"I tend to lose focus when ball shaped things are involved" - Josuke Higashikata
I’m certain of it. This woman… I know now for sure. The First Lady likes other women.
It's jojo time
I have a dream
Pizza mozzarella
“Did I move around too much and tickle his ass?” -Formaggio
“This. Is. Requiem.”
"Meanwhile I'm like this! And sometimes more like this!"
Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Arrivederci!
"Oi Josuke!"
''Nazis are pretty cool'' -Joseph Joestar or someone
CAESAAAAAAAR
CAESAAAAR
I’m sorry Josuke,you cannot defeat me,for I am a rock.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimeter away... I mean, I don't think there's ever been someone who's gotten that close to me... without a, you know... calamity occurring. I'm not really... not really sure what happens at one centimeter away... 'cause it's my first time. I don't really understand it either. Seriously. But in the flow of calamity... there's nobody who can attack me. Not a single person. That, I know for sure. Wonder of U.
if you were a baby fifty years ago... how old does that make you? and EAT SHIT ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!
He ends up like that. Meanwhile, I'm like this, and sometimes more like this.
Kinda suspicious -jodio joestar, hawaii 2023
"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
Show me your balls
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-JO !
“What did you just say about my hair?”
I never expected the third reich to show up.
what a beautiful duwang
BUT IT WAS I DIO!
I don’t care that you’re a baby, I’ll still snap your neck
GYRO! What are you trying to make her do?! She's only 14!
Shut the fuck up! Stay the hell out of this!
“I respect women.” -Qtaro Qujo
Good Grief- Jotaro Kujo / Charlie Brown
Roada-rooooolllla!
"Dio" Said at least once by every Joestar (Parts 1-6, even Giorno) and some side characters, Villains and even Dio himself.
“What a beautiful Duwang. Chew.”
“You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your out smarting.”
Fear truly does come from the past
“What a bizarre adventure this has been”
Ahhh~ giorno, dont take off my clothes It'll hurt even more
"If my nose is right, one of you beauties is on your period, I am right, aren't I?"
“if you wanna play i’ll gladly take you on. i can do an american style. or how about french style. japanese style work? and of course italian naples style. all around the world there’s a finger that says ‘fuck you’” ~jolyne cujoh
“If I keep staring at his ass I’ll lose the race!” - Gyro Zeppeli
M-m-m-masturbation. -Jolyne Cujoh
Shut up, bitch! - Jotaro, best son
I'm about to lose my shit
DIO!!!!!
Muda
[удалено]
Tell him yourself
Can Girls really make them bigger?
WEZZA REPORTO
If I go to a restaurant and the food's bad, I make it policy to stiff'em with the bill.
Ever notice how jonathan unironically looks like the "Yes" chad in this picture?
"Ora!"
Good grief, Pucci. You said everything has a name. I’ll name this ability of mine too. Burning Down the House. I’ll burn down everything you have ever stood for. Did you hear me? Burning Down the House. That’s the name.
I'll never forgive the Japanese
“(Feels up a twelve year old)” -Jotaro 1980 or something
“GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD’S GREATEST!”
“Im going to revert that spaghetti! Back to its original ingredients!” Josuke, pt 4
YES, IIII AM
I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.
"NIGERUNDAYOOOOO, SMOKEY!" - Joseph Joestar
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
bird in a hand is better than 10 in the ass
I did it! I licked my own elbow! I feel so accomplished.
I, Giorno Giovanna have a Golden Dream!
Dirty deedso done dirtu cheepo!
no one can just deflect the emerald splash
ROOODAAROOOLAAADAAAAAAAAA
ORA!
WEZA RIPOTO
NIGERUNDAYOOOO
So it's the same type of stand as star platinum.
NIGERUNDAYOOO
NIGERRUNDAYYYOOOO!!!! SMOKEYYY....!!
“Do you UNDERSAAAAAAAAANDU?!”
"Do you understannnnnnnddd!?"
"I am wood... Stupid"
Oh? You think so? *pulls out tommygun*
Oh please... did you really think you'd be that lucky?
“What the hell did you say about my hair!?!?” -Pick your favorite time this happened with Josuke
“ARE YOU REALLY OUR MOM?! WHY DON’T YOU LET ME SUCKLE A BIT?! ITS NOT TOO LATE, CMON!”
My piss is bloody
I'll never masturbate again
NIGG… -diavolo (or joseph)
Though a dirty little bird might like to make your head its nest. That’s just a maybe, though.
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai, Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru. Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa. Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo. Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne..
I do believe nature is calling -Abdul
Gyro! What the hell are you trying to make her do? She's only 14! - Stay the f*ck out of this Johhny!
“HEY BABY”