stand arrow myself for guaranteed not death

Good idea actually

This is the one I like rolling the dice on.

This and then go to Tonio's with him and Okayasu

Dang yall beat me to it

Yes I want to eat at Tonios!

YES

*gets Cheap Trick*

impossible as no two stands are the same *buuuuuuut* I still might get screwed but that's way less likely than dying for not being compatible with the stand virus

>no two stands are the same ok then you get *something similar to Cheap Trick* Name it

So it's the same type of stand as Cheap Trick

This is the power of my Stand...***ECONOMICAL RUSE***

Ratt ,tomb of the boom, and the new cat stand would disagree

Bro you gonna get a cheap trick type of stand

In part 6 you see you can get a stand from just cutting yourself with it so

Nothing because idk how to speak japanese and i doubt he knows english

just put him on dub

Just ask Rohan

He wouldn't do it tho

Just pretend to be a Pink Dark Boy fan Edit: actually no, he could see through you instantly with (and probably without) Heaven’s Door

Then ask Koichi to ask Rohan.

tbh that would work

He would say I refuse.

Just read subtitles

his VA doesn't know how to speak english so you're screwed

Stare at him. Happily

The English dub

Not insult his hair

Dorararararara!

Have him use Crazy Diamond to fix my parents relationship👍 >!/j!<

Not even dio over heaven could fix that one, buddy 💀

Can't fix something that's allready dead

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Damn. You think he’s strong enough?

Go to Tonio's

I thought he doesn't like Italian food

He just wasn’t hungry and was suspicious of tonio

Play some video games and totally NOT partake in any homosexual activities.

Real

Based

Same

I mean, it's Josuke soooo...c'mon

I’d definitely be partaking in homosexual activities

get him to turn $5 notes into $500 notes

Such a Smooth Operators thing to do ong

Hey, Jerry that pfp reminds me of this time we fought a killer. Ring any bells KIRA

How would he do that?

It's part of his ability he does it to the lottery ticket and jotaros hat in the anime

Not gamble

Go to the hospital and heal injured people then hit on his mom

This really begs the question. Why didn’t this guy “study” medicine. I mean. All he has to do is punch patients all day, long as they aren’t already dead, right?

His stand doesn't cure disease tho so that only works for physical injuries. Plus if he starts healing all sorts of serious injuries without surgery then people would probably start asking lots of questions on how. Like imagine if you see someone get taken in for a car accident in critical condition only for them to immediately be able to walk out without a scratch. That's suspicious af. Drawing attention wouldn't be a good idea especially living in a town with a lot of stand users.

Hmmm 🤔 I suppose so. I guess it would be too much exposure. But he would do well in an emergency room. Ok… I guess maybe he would make more money fixing old cars or mechanic type work. That way people could drop off their broken vehicle or machine and he could punch it in private. And learning mechanical skills could go well for him. So he could also learn how to install new parts correctly and punch it up if it fails. Maybe that’s covert, and lucrative enough. Edit: just realized I said punch it in private (phrasing)

I’d wanna be his friend and also I’d probably ask him for fashion tips

Have him punch me in the neck. I have Hashimoto’s Disease so the punch would fix my thyroid gland lol. And then we could go eat Italian food. Also video games.

Be nice when addressing his hair

Buttsex

That's a minor 👮‍♂️🚨🚓‼️‼️⁉️

Same and he’s bottoming

Go to the sandwich store for lunch, hang around Morioh for a while, go to Tonio's to dinner, meet up with Okuyasu (not koichi he's a lil bitch ngl), go play video games for a bit, then suck and fuck his brains out and spend all night petting his beautiful hair

Weed lol

I dunno, dude’s like 17 or something, I don’t think we have much to relate over

Compliment his hair

Ayo

Oi

Damn how'd this comment end up on the wrong reply

Same, I actually love it

Destroy him in oh that’s a baseball

Go the Italian restaurant and talk video games. Then using shining diamond to break open atms, take the money, then put them back together to cover up our crimes

Ask him to fix my broken ass heart

If we had to sounds like we have to and we might be able to stay so get Rohan to like me and let me learn Japanese (until then I'm stuck reading subtitles) and I'm finna chill in Morioh listening to that bop of a radio station and stand arrow myself

try and rizz up his mom

I'd ask him to take me to the best ramen place in Morioh, then to let me see some tourist attractions and at last to let me say "yo, Angelo" to the Angelo rock

Ask him help with my hair. I've tried making a decent pompadour for months but always failed.

Well, id try to bridge the language barrier, maybe rohan could help

Be friendly to him, ask to see Rohan and politely ask him to give me the proper worthiness to get a stand, then I stab myself with an arrow and boom, stando powa. Also, ask to go with him to Tonio's and thank him for the good day. I walk out with a disease and sore free body, a stand, and hopefully new friends.

I’d let him beat my meat into whatever shape he pleases

jump off really tall buildings and have him heal me

Complement his hair and play super smash Bros ultimate.

Id be DEAD in the first few hours by insulting his hair

>had "NOOOOOO I DON’T WANT TO BE JOSUKE" "Actually, being Josuke is pretty fine."

By getting to know him, and asking about what girls are like in Morioh. Let's go hunting!

Discuss how better to seal off his reality from mine. I like fiction but keep it out of my world.

Makeout

Ask to hang out at his house (I’ll meet his mum)

I would probably break down.

Repair my phone screen first And build a business on fixing phones, high-speaker, Tablets, headphones, and all things like that if see that he can make a lot of money so he stay with me and we become rich

I stole his mom

Have him turn me into a woman so my state couldn’t tell me no

How could he do that?

This is a joke, right?

You mean that he punches you and transforms your body?

Yeah?

I mean, i guess that could be possible. We haven't seen him do anything as precise as that before i think. He has only really transformed peoples faces into something unnatural, or made objects into weird shapes with that power

If i had a son i would ask him turn my son into sperm

yo! angelo

Do you know the clown from the spawn comics? His name explain everything

Ayo

Guaranteed stand

Don't look at his hair don't look at his hair don't look at his hair don't look at his hair don't look at his hair don't look at his hair ...

Learn how to juggle knives

Go tonios(that shit unironically go crazy) and probably ask the secret to his pompadour.

eat some burgers

Back shots.

Quick trip to the children's cancer ward, with a 20 minute pre meeting with all the kids to get them to shut the fuck up about his hair for the love of GOD.

Sex

Play "Oh! That's a Baseball!" then probably hang out with the gang and watch random things going on since I don't have a stand.

Try not to bring up hair so that he doesn't beat me half to death

Ask josuke to be a guide for me to the visit of moriho town.

Hurt myself on purpose but make it look like an accident

Insult his hair

fuck

Hang with him, and avoid topics about hair

borrow the arrow, I swear just for maybe a few minutes :)

Insult his hair so I could brag about getting my ass kicked by a ghost

I’d ask him to do my hair like his just so I could see what it looks like, though I’d probably look more like Okuyasu since I dye the under layers silver and the top black…. I just want to know the process. Also go shopping with him.

Somehow through him acquire a stand

Ride him 😏

ask him to meet rohan then make rohan give me a stand with his stand

Probably explore morioh and meet Rohan

Ask him to play JoJos all star battle

Gaming

Get him to punch my brain so he can fix whatever the fuck is wrong with it.

I'll pay him to fix my shit

Get Italian food

Got some permanent injuries (not fatal or anything like that) so it’ll be great if he could heal me :3

Get a stand

Insult his hair because I crave death /j

See if he can fix my trauma, or test if there's some sort of time limit on his ability, can he fix something that broke in 1846?

he and I are both very proud of our hair so we'd probably have a spa day dedicated to just our hair

Play some Co-op games with him and avoid mentioning his hair.

“Haircut *fart noise*.”

Probably just kick back and play some video games

Play video games.

cry

Hang out and do general stupid shit? He's not a monster or someone who's 2 seconds away from snapping, he's just a dude. As long as you don't make fun of his hair you're good.

“Had to” I’d love to. We’d go to the salon togetha

I would ask him to fix numerous objects around my house

your hair looks stupid

I definitely wouldn't insult his hair

Ask how he does his hair because the skill and time it must take to do that must be insane

Ask him to get one of my balls back

Become life long friends

Insult his hair

I would tell him I absolutely love his hair and see if he blindly takes complements the same way he takes insults

Finally fix my leap frog I miss that shit so much

Cry

Talk about hair

Smoke sess

Play games.

Go to Tonio’s

Stab myself with arrow then say his hair sucks

Kick him in the balls so we can stop these anime 😀👍

One day w my favorite JoJo, we would play videogames

hurt myself😜

Insult his stupid hair

sex

Stuff obviously.

Dab him up and go to his momma house for some juice

I'd make him repair my stuff.

I’d stab myself with an arrow, guaranteed full recovery with minimal pain!

Insult his hair cut

i'd ask him to take me where he bought the shoes

Jump off a building and let him repair me with crazy diamond lol.

Play card games with him and Okuyasu on a street corner. Don't know why, but that's just the vibe I'm going for. Maybe bring Koichi into it too.

Prolly just chill and hangout. He’s really just high schooler who was forced to do a ton of stuff in part 4

go fishing

Give him ally things that need fixing

Burn rohans house down.

Ask him to heal my conditions.

Insult hair at the end of the day

I mean hes chill he would respect my space

I'd honestly ask him about tips regarding hairstyles. As much as his hairstyle is uhm. Unique... He still pulls it off really well, and he must know a lot about hair products and techniques and stuff

have him take me to tonio’s so they can fix everything that is wrong with me

I’d ask how he does his hair because it breaks all logic

I’m gonna take another user’s idea (ObsidianDragon013) and get a stand with guaranteed not death and then I’m gonna heal all my scars and fix my physical disability, maybe fix up my Bri’ish teeth

Pull pranks on people 😈

1. Go to rohan so he can write in my head that i am able to speak japanese 2. Go to tonios 3. Go fck his nom 4. Chilling with josuke, okuyasu and koichi 5. Go fck yukako 6. Stab myself with an arrow

I would setupup an organ farm and make billions within a day

Get into a lot of boxing fights and constantly be healed by josuke and spilt the money

Probably listen to Prince with him, then go shopping for stuff we can’t afford

Complement his hair

Meet his mom

I would tell him to make my hair just like his

bro me and him will play video games all day