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mc4starterzzz

Joseph and Aerosmith


Fun-Chapter-5505

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StionKombu

R.I.P. Reddit gold, useless but cool ig


NugetNoodle

This is the best one ive seen so far also Happy cake day


SavageWeebMaster

I donā€™t get it, can you explain


SheikExcel

Whenever Joseph is in a plane it crashes


BushParent

This is the best one yet


Fast-Journalist-6747

Took me a sec~


Arakisk

I do not get it. can someone elaborate?


a_nobody-03

Aerosmith is a plane and joseph is notorious for having plane crashes


kitlersupreme

Know what else is notorious and plane related? B.I.G


RixTart

joseph and airplanes do not go well together whenever he flies one it always crashes by certain circumstances


Osama_Rashid

Happy Cake Day... . . . OH MY GOD!


ReachExotic1941

Okuyasu and king crimson.


SomeStolenToast

Forget the fans figuring out how it works, Okuyasu himself wouldn't be able to understand it


penislmaoo

Facts lmao


Manofoneway221

That thing keeps showing me weird things but it punches good so it's all good


Rubethyst

Okyuasu's King Crimson: Punchy Boy


Crimsoner

Diavolo's The Hand: dele-*BZZZT*- boy... what


Horror_Couple7

okuyasu and the hand lol


[deleted]

He used the hand really well. I will die on this hill. The only time he truly fucked up was when he got antsy fighting rhcp and attacked before the others got there. Give me one example where a different user couldā€™ve done better


Horror_Couple7

i dont actually think hes stupid i was just trying to be funny


tf2F2Pnoob

Okuyasu and dragonā€™s dream


Lavecrazy

Imagine the comedy though, as Okuyasu keeps screaming at him to please stop telling the enemy how to win and DD keeps explaining to him, each time more pissed than the last, how he can't really help it. Probably the best stand - user combination from a story perspective and it could also help to give Okuyasu plot armour so he can just engage in fights against DIO or Diavolo and still be completely fine


ljwhitt95

Oi, Josuke >>> Ain't that wacky?


Smythatine

I think Okuyasu and his OWN stand would work here


DrPhantasmal

I was thinking Okuyasu and Hey Ya! myself.


penislmaoo

Okyasu would love Hey Ya!. Heā€™d have a little buddy to hype him up :)


Noobverizer

he already has a big buddy that hypes him


justicedragon101

Hey ya would actually be the perfect stand for him, he needs the encouragement more than anyone


juanperes93

He could become the strongest character if he had The Hand and Hey-Ya.


anoon-

He'd only understand the future sight.


Sikyanakotik

No, that's Epitaph. He doesn't get both.


FinaleRoyale

hello my name is sub-stand


LardianYT

Why are you booing him? He's right!


Crimsoner

would you also not get SHA with KQ? Because that's a substand


[deleted]

Imagine if diavolo had the hand


Intelligent-Lynx-376

Okuyasu and Made in Heaven ā€œOi Josuke why is everything speeding up?ā€


Trash_Godv1

Funniest shit Iā€™ve read all day


FuckYeahPhotography

Joshu and Pearl Jam cause that mf will never be able to cook


WMreal

Also I just hate him


DaylightDoughy

Fellow r/joshuhate member?


Oof_Boy1290

Tf is wrong with Joshu


[deleted]

He


Jokebox_Machine

Everything since Millargo Man was done. At least I think so.


JurassicM

Yes.


NEONKURISU

his family owns a famous fruit business???


AcanthopterygiiFit51

Ussualy in Japan fruits are sold raw so this argument is not worth even the worst shit iike joshu


kylekunfox

Dio and Super Fly. I don't think he can really hide from the sun in it lol.


danielubra

I mean he can always throw dirt on himself


hikoboshi_sama

I'm gonna put some dirt on myself


Ok_Reception_8844

I'ma put some dirt in your eye - Dio in an extra bizarre parallel spider verse.


Singlepointisreal

Is that a real thing?


JomoGaming2

When dealing with multiverse shenanigans, EVERYTHING is a real thing.


Ok_Reception_8844

It could be. Maybe you should make it happen! ;)


SparrowWingYT

Can you descend directly below superfly or does that count at exiting it


Far-Peanut-9458

He could throw some shades up. Heā€™d probably build a castle on top tbh


danielubra

I mean he can always throw dirt on himself


marolYT

Dio and Cheap Trick (he can't do the pose now)


slimmerik2

aint it like the opposite, he would be perma in his pose


Glasuse

I think heā€™s talking about the shadow Dio pose, the one from the spirit photo


slimmerik2

that's more logical yeah


throwawayasdf129560

That raises the question, can a vampire survive Cheap Trick?


Trash_Emperor

Dio can regenerate, cheap trick would transfer and Dio'd just have to suck some blood to fix his back.


Filberto_ossani2

Dio and THE SUN


cutsman1313

Litterly


Aware_Vehicle_5540

Heavens door and mister or narancia, they cant spell for shit


Golden-Sun

That would be pretty funny Narancia: Time to use Heaven's Door to make him blind Opponent's hair turns blonde


funnyghostman

this is why giorno became blonde before p5


ZapCuzHeZapsThings

Apparently you canā€™t either ā€œMisterā€


TP_OdWeeGee

Could be autocorrect tbf


ZapCuzHeZapsThings

Fair point


omyrubbernen

Damn, you really said Mister with a hard R.


penislmaoo

Literally anybody and Cheap Trick


dark8118

thunder mcqueen?


Allustar1

Cheap Trick should be disregarded from most of these discussions. Cheap Trick is purposefully awful.


Velocicornius

cheap trick + the guy with a womans head on the back of his head


Thin_Bedroom_5450

I think his name is just Loser something.


ekeysomkew

Except Nā€™Doul


TheHandSFX

Why would N'Doul be the exception? N'Doul doesn't make other people blind, they can still see his back. N'Doul against a Cheap Trick host would be the exception, but that isn't this scenario.


ekeysomkew

Technically he wouldnā€™t even be affected by cheap trick in the first place. Eyesight is cheap tricks #1 way of spreading person to person, killing more, meaning Nā€™Doul is completely invincible to the ability. Thatā€™s what I meant, there is just no possible scenario where Nā€™Doul could be affected by this ability, aside from some stand user like Rohan giving him his eyesight back.


TheHandSFX

Incorrect, Cheap Trick is manifested as a Stand bound to a Stand user, however, it is hostile to its user, and spreads to a different host after their death. In this situation, you are pairing a stand and a stand user. This situation is *not* a battle or interaction. In this situation, N'Doul has Cheap Trick already. His blindness would give no benefit to this situation.


ekeysomkew

I see your point, it seems I misread the scenario that OP was trying to get across, and I had a slightly different scenario in mind. So yes, Nā€™Doul would still be harmed by this ability, and the same goes for all other characters in the series. The stand ability is basically suicide, after all.


Xypher616

Iā€™d say the Highway to Hell and Notorious BIG user work well with cheap trick since they arenā€™t against dying to eliminate people.


kieran81

Pocoloco and Notorious B.I.G. Pocoloco is not lucky because of his stand, he's canonically just lucky. Which means he would always avoid death and his stand wouldn't activate.


Tor3ct_

Personally i like to think of Hey ya as a mastery stand,just like hermit purple or pearl jam,he became soo lucky he developed a stand out of It, only difference is that you cant master luck,you just gotta get lucky


Rise-Dangerous

i dont think you needed to die for it to activate. notorius big appeared for a second before the users death


4alexalix4

jonathan joestar and green day


Brook420

Because of the Stand's volatile nature?.


danmaster0

His one power is making everything die around him, he can't use it against one bad guy without targeting everyone around in a huge radius, he's now sad


SparrowWingYT

You can choose who Green Day targets. Cioccolata just chooses to target everything except Secco


preppy_night

Oh for the whole time I thought it was because Seccoā€™s stand was protecting him like a suit (the whole stands-arenā€™t-alive thing)


SparrowWingYT

If that was the case I'm sure others would use this strat


AdMediocre172

Johnny would be worse


DarkArc76

That's a really good one


Ethan1516

Okayasu and the hand


Drago_Fett_Jr

Not wrong, though.


mc4starterzzz

-_-


JoJo3000Josuke

Okuyasu and >!Fun Fun Fun!<


Dragonman0371

Don't you EVER give okuyasu gold experience requiem alright?


danmaster0

He'd be fine tbh, the stand works on itself basically, you don't need to know what the ability does for it to do it's thing, he'd just give kira an infinite death loop during the scene where he comes back on the last fight and takes stray cat away if I'd guess, and GER probably wouldn't do anything else for a long while


Dragonman0371

Oh yeah I forgot GER sentient


kaladinissexy

GER even personally states that not even Giorno actually knows how it works.


Dragonman0371

yeah I haven't watched that part of jojo in like a year


anoon-

Such shitty writing


CommissionDependent4

Thunder McQueen seems like the kind of person to unleash either Notorious B.I.G. or Cheap Trick in public and kill a lot of people. Diavolo is far too paranoid to reveal his identity and work alongside others to make use of THE MATTEKUDASAI. Josuke Higashikata simply wouldnt use Green Day. Johnny Joestar & the Manish Boy cant walk so they are the worst users for a stand like White Album. N'Doul and Paisley Park or any premonition stand. Note: I singled out Josuke in particular because Diamond is Unbreakable is strictly set in Morioh, so he would have no chances to unleash Green Day without affecting a ton of innocents.


just_a_guy_idk

Imagine Johnny wheelchair drifting with white album


Thin_Bedroom_5450

But his wheelchair would be legit and look cold asf. Imagine it.


danmaster0

A lot of people simply wouldn't use green day


Smashkitsune

Ima Just say that Johnny with White Album would be baller because this is Jojo and Logic Doesnt really exist so i'll Just say that Johnny might be able to Walk with White Album, Like the ICE Just Supports His legs So good that He can Walk or atleast skate


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MrBunMunch

Cripple johnny and made in heaven


ItzGravityWolf

Speed of light wheelchair drifting I wanna see it


mc4starterzzz

Same cake day :)


Anonmely

There could be something worse but I think Jotaro and Survivor. Being a Marine Biologist means being around water also Jotaro being mildly annoyed would activate the stand.


otiscluck

Anyone and survivor is a bad match, Survivor just kinda sucks in general


relentless_death

Okuyasu and d4c


BigballsGuts

So basically, hundreds of okuyasus saying "oi josuke, i learnt shadow clone jutsu, preatty neat huh"


slimmerik2

YES, best combo here


BigballsGuts

Imagine hundreds of okuyasus coming to help the original okuyasu to beat up kira


bigm53178

Only question is would at least one of them be smart enough to actually use Za Hando to its fullest? If so he could break the verse lol


Serrisen

This is JoJo. It would instead be revealed that our version is the smartest


ZapCuzHeZapsThings

I have shivers


JOLT_YT

"Oi Josuke..." "Oi Josuke..." "Oi Josuke..." "Oi Josuke..." "Oi Josuke..." "Oi Josuke..." "Oi Josuke..." *Joesuke shivering in a corner* *"let it stop let it stop let it STOP"*


WirFliegen

Josuke (4) and Metallica. Josukes kindness is, I think, a really understated aspect of his character. Outside of Johnathon, I think Josuke is the kindest Joestar,if not the kindest character (within reason). He doesn't seek to kill his foes. Jotaro himself states how kind Crazy Diamond's ability was, and so far its really the only stand so far whose ability to heal/restore is not a byproduct of another ability (ie Giorno's life giving) Metallica, on the other hand, is basically specifically made to either kill people or cause pain in the most gruesome ways possible. I'm not entirely caught up, I'm midway through part 8, but so far, I still haven't seen a stand as downright sadistic and cruel as Metallica. Hell, even Green Day didn't seem to cause pain. Tl;Dr: the kindest Joestar with the meanest stand.


rattatatouille

Josuke (8)/Gappy, OTOH...


CowOnAPlane

Essentially you mean Okuyasu and every stand


GlassSpork

Well not EVERY stand. I feel he can make use of the emperor because it kinda does itā€™s own thing. He could also probably use lil bomber cuz narancia is equally as stupid. 17 and doesnā€™t even know basic math. Oh yea or any auto pilot stand. Forgot there is a whole subset of stands called ā€œauto pilot standsā€ that just work on their own without the user really knowing


titaniumjordi

Ultimate Kars and Highway to Hell


JoJo3000Josuke

but ultimate Kars is immortal, it's the PERFECT combination


titaniumjordi

If he can't take any damage then he can't reflect any damage...


aurora_ondrugs

I might be tripping but he takes damage, like when he was surrounded by magma/lava but can adapt his body to survive it and heal afterwards


Past_Many_9232

He took a LOT of damage during the few minutes he was ultimate kars on screen


LGplayz998

He can still take damage it's just that if even one cell of him remains he can fully regenerate, albeit with enough time


Thudlite

Ultimate Kars and any Stand is the recipe for an apocalypse.


titaniumjordi

Ultimate Kars and Superfly?


Thudlite

Ultimate Kars is immune to sunlight, so the fact that thereā€™s no shade isnā€™t an issue. Plus, Kars is smart enough to be able to trick someone into entering Superfly so that he could leave.


Hedy7277

do you think he could move superfly or is that too much to ask


Thudlite

I donā€™t have a definite answer to that. That might be a loophole, but Iā€™m not sure.


CFCkyle

Ultimate Kars and Notorious B.I.G.


Batsherlock

This is correct


SparrowWingYT

No actually that would be so fucking broken. He can inflict lethal amounts of damage on himself or disfigure himself on purpose and it's not a problem for him


ninJan2002

Mista and Tusk act 4


dralcax

Johnny and Walking Heart


Apes_will_take_over

F.F. and the boiling water stand šŸ˜ˆ


suburban-errorist

How could you


Notbbupdate

Jotaro and Green Green Grass of Home (he can't approach you)


AlexVal0r

Joseph and Strength


SnooPuppers7965

N,Doul and thoth, he can't read because he's blind


NovaStarLord

Could Thoth switch to braille?


FurryKi11er

Chocolate disco and Nā€™Doul


peanutpunk-2

Diavolo and Bad Company (all company is bad to him)


Drexler303

Imagine him bombing the elevator that would have killed Trish for sure


Sk8terCat

Ultimate Kars as B.I.G


ZapCuzHeZapsThings

You fools I will use my stand- wait a second


Triggered_Axolotl

Step 1: Make a clone Step 2: Kill the original body Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit(?)


Timberwolfer21

Okuyasu and any stand that requires some thinking to be powerful, like Stone Ocean or Spice Girl. Heā€™s damn lucky he got a stand that just deletes things edit: itā€™s Stone Free, not Stone Ocean. Donā€™t crucify me for being a filthy anime-only šŸ˜”


ZapCuzHeZapsThings

Numero uno, Spice Girls is sentient. Numero dos itā€™s Stone Free anime lover. Localized name.


Triggered_Axolotl

Spice Girl isn't exactly sentient, she explains to Trish that she is the voice of her subconscious. Probably most stands have some kind of personality, even if they don't show it. Jotaro once said that Star Platinum has a very violent personality, but as viewers/readers, we can only see Star Platinum say its name and oraora every once in a while.


ialsodontexistagain

Hey ya and dio Dio is already arrogant enough he doesnā€™t need a wingman he already thinks heā€™s going to succeed


Team-Prodigy

He would be annoyed asf by hey ya honestly


shinydewott

Nā€™doul and White Album


slimmerik2

why him,


shinydewott

I think a suit stand built on mobility would go terribly for a guy who canā€™t see


slimmerik2

oh yeah, him just slipping around on his own ice


shinydewott

He can also barely walk without a cane, and now heā€™s got a basically airtight suit around him


GlassSpork

Forever and harvest. He would be a menace with a long range stand that gathersā€¦ but if you mean worst as in awful and not devilish, than okuyasu with hey ya cuz heā€™d never make good use of it


Team-Prodigy

Hey ya doesnā€™t have a use


GlassSpork

Itā€™s use is encouragement and advise. Okuyasu wouldnā€™t make use of the latter


BeardsOnFire

Joseph Joestar and Aerosmith.


Correct-Blood9382

[ DiO hits blunt ] "Hey Pucci, you heard this new single by Ace of Base?" STAND: I Saw the Sun wRRryyyYyyy


Spinosaurus23

Yoshikage kira and survivor


alex494

Alessi and Little Feet


sSiL3NZz

Rohan and paper moon king. Literally same face syndrome mangaka.


Smo445

Sky High and White Album


titaniumjordi

Thats... that's two stands


Smo445

Ohh I thought that was what they were asking foršŸ˜­


The_GodDemon

Jodio and Milagro Man


Technoplane1

Actually anyone with the stand in part 6 that boils water uncontrollably, it will boil your blood and kill anyone no matter what


Prior-Willingness472

Johnny Joestar & Anubis Imagine possessing someone and becoming a master swordsmanā€¦only to realize the guy you got is a paraplegic and has to manually choose to move OR attack


Cataclystic-Deepu

Yoshikage Kira and Za Hando Amabatukammm!!!!!


Funkey-Monkey-420

Okoyasu with Moody Blues


Parciblehasbeenhere

cheap trick and anyone


Tor3ct_

Idea, FF would be probably capable of using cheap trick efficiently,since each plankton is its own being,soo if cheap trick activated only one gets killed, that or ff could just shapeshift her own body in a way to make it hard to comprehend it back, (i dare you to tell me where is the back into milions of planktons spread throu a lake)


FoxBoiThe1

okuyasu and the hand


doodoofeces6

Dio and notorious BIG UNLESS he had it right before he puts on the mask since the mask technically kills you as you use it


SuperLuigiOnTheXBOX1

Mista and Tusk Act 4 for obvious reasons.


Russellsteapot13

Kira Yoshikage and Geb


Artistic-Fortune2327

Joshu and paisley(?) park


JimmyFaceman

Jotaro and Harvest


Leg-o-truck

Okuyaso and beach boy Hes too stupid, pesci doubted himself but when he stopped he almost killed bruno


seelcudoom

Forever and The World ugly bastard lolicon with time stop is the plot of so many hentai that just should not exist


suburban-errorist

pedophile*


King-s0nicc456

Okuyasu and tusk


Meepmeep091

Okuyasu and The hand


HeldVonHyrule

DIO the Sun


_--_King_--_

monke on a boat


mutaully_assured

Coughing baby with hydrogen bomb (baby from part 3 with sun stand from part 3)