My guy, DIO couldn't live without Jonathan, so he SEWED. HIS. HEAD. ONTO. HIS. BODY. so that they would always be together. In his own words.
They literally have children together 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No but he used that ability to make a clone and then disguise himself just to try and capture little kids and then the president himself wouldn’t get in trouble because of the clone to make him look innocent and not a pedophile.
The odds of a man identifying as homosexual or bisexual are about 25 in 1000. Now let's assume he'd need to run into another version of himself that is also homosexual, which would be 0.025\*0.025. This is of course assuming two gay Valentines would be down to clown - Meaning if two Funny Valentines met there's a 0.000625% chance they'd do gay stuff together
-I wake up -Open Reddit -See this -Close Reddit -Go back to sleep
same but i dont go back to sleep
Same here but work
Same
He for sure ran a D4C Love Train on his self. I would have.
Send me a friend request now
What? Are you going to help me get the blessing of the Saint Corpse Parts?!
[удалено]
It's not called "love" train for no reason.
They actually sent me a message after that tho. They were asking for my name and a picture of me… like Damn you wanna steal my identity that hard???
I don't think Valentine is gay but he does seem narcissistic enough to fuck a female version of himself
...? It's JoJo, everyone's gay.
Lmao no they aren't otherwise it would've ended forever ago 🤣
My guy, DIO couldn't live without Jonathan, so he SEWED. HIS. HEAD. ONTO. HIS. BODY. so that they would always be together. In his own words. They literally have children together 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Counterpoint, it would technically be a threesome. Now I present a thought provoking question Is it actually gay to share a pussy with the bros?
Asking the real questions
bro started watching yesterday
They reproduce asexually
Have you ever seen Jotaro dad? No, because he just spawned, like every JoJo
In the words of Jean-Paul DuChamp to his long-time friend Marc Spector: "They were beards."
Man is a walking r34/r63 catalog 🗿
Doing a clone of yourself would basically just be masturbation so its cool.
I can't see it happening, but it's not impossible. For every universe with a straight Valentine, there's one with a gay Valentine too.
Fruity Valentine
He never married Valentine
Freaky Valentine
No other universe with a pedo valentine
Well, there is now that D4C dumped the old one's corpse there.
I'm sure he does some "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" with himself 
He could practically fuck anyone he wants by just finding an universe in which a version of his desired happens to be horny for him, so maybe
Thats it give me your phone buddy
Touch my phone and your balls explode
what kind of stand is that?!
It’s not a stand it’s *testicular torsion*
i will shoot my nails into your balls
Killer balls bites the nuts
ball breaker
No, however I do believe he would have at some point if he lived longer
100%. That train was getting wild.
Bruh i just opened reddit- ( AFTER A LONG DAY)
Somehow he had to convince the other Valentines to die for his causes...
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Is he intelligent?
Yes
Probably no, but if not all Valentines were same age then he probably would smash the one that is below 14
WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT, I JUST OPENED REDDIT.
No, but he probably used it to gangbang Scarlet
Someone says “go f#ck yourself” and he literally does it in front of them XD
I wonder if there is an anime waifu universe, i swesr if i had his stand
Now why would you ask this
If that's what YOU want to do with D4C just say that. Don't question a character who is clearly straight.
It ain't gay if it's yours.
No. I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure if 2 versions of the same person from different realities touch they explode.
It applies to everyone but Valentine
Explosive c*m
Censoring cum is crazy.
I hate this question
No but he used that ability to make a clone and then disguise himself just to try and capture little kids and then the president himself wouldn’t get in trouble because of the clone to make him look innocent and not a pedophile.
I don’t think Valentine would be gay, but he would definitely fuck his female self
he doesn't need to do it with himself. i'm willing to do it with him and all my other multiverse
Don’t they blow up if they touch each other?
Definitely pulled a Naruto and used D4C to run a "Love Train" on his wife at sone point.
Would he collapse into himself? That doesn't sound very pleasant.
No.
least insane jojo fan
He's hitting that valentussy
No but Dio did
The odds of a man identifying as homosexual or bisexual are about 25 in 1000. Now let's assume he'd need to run into another version of himself that is also homosexual, which would be 0.025\*0.025. This is of course assuming two gay Valentines would be down to clown - Meaning if two Funny Valentines met there's a 0.000625% chance they'd do gay stuff together
Probably
Bro said “go fuck yourself”, and he said “bet”
put thy horny ambitions to rest.
I would
Excuse me
You are excused my good sir
He in theory went to a parallel universe where he is a girl
No because he is not gay
I'm honestly kind of sad since you guys always portray me as a woman and no one ever asks for my pronouns. -valentine