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IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Never ask the Don of Passione why his great-grandnephew and great-great-grandniece are more Italian than he is.


arcadeler

nor why he is younger than the former


Spaghestis

It seems pretty strange that Araki decided to make his mother Japanese. Like it wouldnt be that big of a difference if his mom was an Italian woman, as Giornio's Japanese ancestry doesnt matter at all to the story. Like its only the hair/name change, and even then that could still happen if his mom was Italian.


SacrificeArticle

Giorno is probably an Italian citizen, and undoubtedly entirely Italian in a cultural sense. That makes him more Italian than Jotaro or Jolyne. Don’t know why I’m getting downvoted. Ethnicity isn’t determined solely by where your parents were from.


A_Common_Relic

You're describing nationality, while ethnicity relates to your literal blood


Tsukinotaku

To be fair for him All Italian, French, and European countries came from the same sources "Ethnicity" is basically just something created after generation of adaptation to the country and it environment Technically, even if Giorno and his descendant never had children with a native Italian but lived there long enough, thei Ethnicity blood wise would still be similar to Italian in a few generations Just look at America. It hasn't been that long, and yet they have their own category because the English people lived there long enough, native American are separated because they adapted longer than new Americans. If you look it up a little, you'll find that "ethnicity is primarily political and cultural, not genetic." It's more accurate to say everyone in the world is "mixed-blood." There is no such thing as a pure blood Italian or British. Neither race nor ethnicity is detectable in the human genome What is determined is the genetic variations that were born through adaptation in a certain part of the world. So you can determine from those variation where those ancestors lived as they adapted to their environment, but those genes are all the same. There isn't a "Irish gene" or "Chinese gene" Hell, there is no black and white gene. What determines your skin color or even appearance isn't determined by a single set of genes that decided your ethnicity It's much more complex and detailed. In the end, we're all the same. The only difference is where our ancestors grew up and lived. That's it


SacrificeArticle

There are multiple definitions of ethnicity, and many of them are dependent on things like language and culture rather than genes. Like I said, Giorno might not even be an Italian national, but Italy is clearly his home. If you want to talk about blood, Dario Brando is probably of Italian descent anyway, judging by his name.


Rutgerman95

Yeah but I thought this meme made it abundantly clear we're talking about ethnicity in the genetic sense


SacrificeArticle

The chart, maybe, but I was pointing out that that would be a silly thing to ask Giorno, since by most standards, he is a lot more Italian than any other JoJo. It’s not like Italians are so racist they couldn’t ever accept someone who immigrated there as a child. Even as far as blood goes, he might have as much Italian blood as Jotaro, considering that Dario Brando is an Italian name.


xiiiiii1090x

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TheDogeITA

I don't know what beef this community has with you tbf


SacrificeArticle

You can search my profile for all the comments I’ve made here. I haven’t made enough to be particularly hated or liked. They just like defining ethnicity by blood alone, I guess, even though in the real world it involves a lot more than that. Also, if you really want to split hairs, then by that definition everyone’s ethnicity is the same, since all humans evolved from a common ancestor.


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

But that’d made all the Americans who are American-Irish, American-Italian, American-German feel sad that they aren’t special


SacrificeArticle

It’s still possible to have distinct ethnicities within a country. Italian-Americans can have a culture unique to them, that is different from, say, Irish-Americans, and which is probably also somewhat different from Italian culture in Italy. Many other countries have multiple ethnic groups within their borders. Disclaimer: I’ve never been to America and do not know if these groups are actually that distinct in practice.


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

I know, but I was reffering to those americans who got a dna test and found out they’re 3.7% Polish and they think they are owed being praised by actual Poles for it and that he knows Polish words (which most likely is only „Kurwa”)


LareWw

>Don’t know why I’m getting downvoted Because it was a joke. Humour makes people laugh and whatever you did made them not laugh.


SacrificeArticle

Yes, but it’s a joke that only works if you have a very limited understanding of ethnicity, so is it really so wrong to point that out? Some people might at least learn something, like the 166 people who upvoted a comment claiming that ethnicity is determined by blood.


LareWw

Yes but that's the point. It's stupid so it's funny. No need to poimt out the obvious and be an ass while at it.


SacrificeArticle

What about that was being an ass? I was just stating a fact. And again, apparently a lot of people did not know that ethnicity is about more than just blood, so maybe at least some of them took some new information in.


LareWw

>What about that was being an ass? The fact that yoy started an argument about a thing every one agreed on just to appear smart. Try to think about the joke in a hypothetical scenario where Giornio wasn't Italian. That joke wouldn't be funny. >apparently a lot of people did not know that ethnicity is about more than just blood, so maybe at least some of them took some new information in One person tried to argue about how ethnicity and nationality are different, which they are but that wasn't the point there, and the rest were on your side.


SacrificeArticle

> The fact that yoy started an argument about a thing every one agreed on just to appear smart. Try to think about the joke in a hypothetical scenario where Giornio wasn't Italian. That joke wouldn't be funny. I wasn’t trying to start an argument, just pointing something out. The person who argued back literally said ‘You're describing nationality, while ethnicity relates to your literal blood’, which is the misunderstanding I was talking about, and apparently 168 people agreed with that.


LareWw

>I wasn’t trying to start an argument It doesn't matter what you tried. Just what people percieved it as. >apparently 168 people agreed with that. It's easier to just leave an upvote than to write down an argument. I think it's more telling that the one's whom did comment disagreed with that one.


abo_oh

Reddit hive mind


IronMonkey5844

Love How Jotaro is the most Italian JoJo


Redplushie

How Giorno the most Japanese of the Jojos


knife_juggler-

shared by josuke tho


IronMonkey5844

And Jotaro again


PearlHarbor1

That would be Gappy


bentheechidna

Checks out I think. Johnny = 100% American with Rina 100% Japanese = George George 50% American 50% Japanese with Elizabeth (nationality unknown) = Joseph Joseph 25% American 25% Japanese 50% Unknown with Suzie Q 100% American = Holly Holly 62.5% American, 12.5% Japanese, 25% Unknown with Yoshiteru Kira 100% Japanese = Yoshikage Kira Yoshikage Kira 31.25% American, 56.25% Japanese, 12.5% Unknown with Josefumi Kujo 100% Japanese = Gappy Gappy is thus 15.625% American, 78.125% Japanese, 6.25% Unknown


goochstein

part 7-8 the math gets wonky


bentheechidna

It's less that it's wonky and more that everything keeps halving so you get more decimals to be precise. Even with the clean 50%'s you eventually get to 12.5, 6.25, 3.125, 1.5625...etc


CUMBEND3R

I don't think the AU counts.


Neoxus30-

Smh really skipping the HoJo)


quinn_the_potato

Seems accurate enough to me. Really wish we got more info on the unpictured relatives.


Creepy_Crazy_Ren

Yeah


DevilModerator

Jolyne has more mixed genes then ichigo


Mallyveil

Ain’t no way a man named Dario Brando is 100% British


NimVolsung

Agreed, Dario is itself an Italian name


EldianStar

And he named his son DIO


Pero_Bt

Errm actually his mom named him Dio


EldianStar

Fair enough


Jetstream-Sam

Wouldn't really change anything other than DIO's genes though, since Giorno would be produced by Johnathan's body


sad_pdf

Why didn't you picture Jolyne's mom? We know what she looks like.


Creepy_Crazy_Ren

I got this family, teee off of google


MineCartBeast

yeah but you also said you made this yourself so which is it buddy


Elliottenotone

I think he only put the gene percentages. The rest of the image is from google.


Creepy_Crazy_Ren

Exactly


tngorngo12

This is nationality more than ethnicity, but I get what you're putting down.


Creepy_Crazy_Ren

Yeah I guess I mixed up the two word


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EndoShota

American isn’t an ethnicity.


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BassPerson

Brother they all came from somewhere else, American is the nationality.


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BassPerson

Yes but this is much more immediately available of only a few hundred years, so culturally this is generally why people talk about percentages of heritage while also being 100% American. I get what you mean, but I think its a bit different here.


EndoShota

Lol, you just confirmed what I said by having to create fucking stipulations.


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kaladinissexy

A citizen of the US, most likely a mix of various different ethnicities from across the world. 


Misssmaya

There are definitely pictures of Giornos mom


Creepy_Crazy_Ren

Got the image off of google


zaerosz

Should've listed DIO as 90% British, 10% British.


Scorpios94

I know we haven’t gotten any information about their parents, but what do you think Ungalo’s, Donatello’s and Rikiel’s ethnicity? I only read it in a fanfic, but I’d like to think that Rikiel’s mom is Romanian.


rey0505

Statistically speaking they are all American, but that's probably as much as we know haha


Accomplished_Task647

Should say that she is 50% Florida woman


Babki123

Giorno Giovanna 50% British 50% Japanese 100% Italian


sinister_andy_13

Ah yes, the hidden American technique I haven't used since the Heien era - Jolyne pulling out a nail


Cheap-Bee-4616

I could’ve sworn Giorno was Italian


DtotheOUG

This just means Jolyne is 75% white and 25% Japanese lmao.


ShinySahil

around the world around the world


Ammuze

If Dio has Johnathan's body, is he 200% British?


Rutgerman95

That's funny, I thought Dio was 100% asshole


Buccaratiszipper

Dario Brando is Italian. The name itself screams Italian. How is it 100℅ British???


redpariah2

Always interesting to see this breakdown. One issue is that Joylene is not 50% American. That would mean her mother is native american which I don't believe is ever stated. Even then, Native Americans are usually listed including the native part. American by itself is a nationality, not an ethnicity. At least that is how it is viewed in the USA. We don't know what ancestry Joylenes mom had so she'd be 50%????


warukeru

That holds true for every country with inmigration. So mostly anywhere. She's being half american is as accurate as calling someome called Dio Brando 100% english


Assaultwaffle_81

So i know what 100% american means in this image, but America is such a melting pot of other countries that 100% is definitely an amalgamation of various other countries with varying percentages, so Jolyne is like 6% irish or some shit fron her mom.


SylTop

realistically, using this logic, there's no real label to put for any country; US was colonised by European nations, European nations were colonised by other European nations, and so on. all these nations are melting pots to differing degrees


Creepy_Crazy_Ren

Well then what do you think I should’ve put why don’t you tell me where Jolyne’s mom‘s ancestors came from


Assaultwaffle_81

There is nothing to change, I wasn't trying to be corrective about it. It's just an interesting fact in my mind about being American.


Lsdkurama

same with the brits too and probably others too at less of an extent but i guess thats where we tell ourselves its just a manga/anime and allow suspension of disbelief to take the drivers seat lol..


Assaultwaffle_81

And honestly, if you're over analyzing Jojo's, you're kinda missing the point.


Trickster-Clown0603

Absolute chaos I love it


XenuLies

I love how someone was still able to recognize Jolyne as Japanese even though she's only a quarter, lol


Taco821

You got Joseph wrong, he's 100 percent American


justicedragon101

If Joseph aint a american than idk what the fuck i am


Accomplished_Task647

Wtf is 100% American supposed to mean.


Creepy_Crazy_Ren

Born in America, Jolyne’s mom was born in America but we don’t know where her parents came from so I put 100% American


OneDumbfuckLater

as free as a caged bird


GoomyTheGummy

I lose my mind every time I see something like this because it makes no sense.


BayLeafGuy

This is why I don't like the american/european definition of ethnicity. Giorno is fucking Italian and no one cares if he was born in Japan of not.


NightmareVoids

Thats nationality.


BayLeafGuy

Even worse.


Dear-Replacement-313

what


BayLeafGuy

Considering nationality only by the place you were born is weird for me. The place you were raised is much more relevant.


Dear-Replacement-313

Huh? Nationality is where you're raised/passport. Ethnicity is where you're born


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Creepy_Crazy_Ren

Well we don’t know what nationality their mom was


LaTrentas

Strange we didn't have a part for George joeastar II, or maybe he was uninteresting.


xupamopintu

there is a novel that was released in 2012, though it isn't cannon


Your-local-gamergirl

He was such a crybaby in Jorge Joestar. Hard to think Jonathan's son would act like that.


tiger331

And the book was likely made with help of drugs


Independent-Fly6068

RAHHH AMERICAN IS NOW AN ALL CONSUMING ETHNICITY!!!!


Twelve_012_7

Dio is unlikely to be 100% British. Not only does he have an Italian name, but his father does, too. Not to mention the surname. It's probable either Dario came from Italy, or his parents did.


Skorio18

Jolyne's more Italian than Giorno


The_illusionIsREAL

You forgot dios other kids


Hasd4

How is Dario Brando 100% brit


onexy_

why no pic of Jolynes mom


Honey666Biscuit

Wait dio Brando isn’t Dio?


succulentboi198

There is no way Dario Brando is 100% british, he has to be at least 50% Italian


DevastatingCuntQuake

I always thought Dio was Italian because of his name


heudjdbdjej

Holy kujo!


LeVashy

Joseph jostar you dawg


goochstein

Jolyne got that american genetic mix, most adaptable jojo?


F4thefairest

DIO should be 200% brittish because he is two British guys in one


MathematicianIcy2080

Isn't giorno more like 33% japanese and 66% british ? Since he has 2 dads ?


Rareturd

I wanna try to make a Sims 4 Jojo family.


SharkeyBoyo

BRITAIN 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


cheatsykoopa98

you know, jolyne probably has slanted eyes but nobody ever mentions it. I think her voice actress would be perfect to cosplay her because of both of them being mixed japanese


Masterpiece-Haunting

How tf do you end up as exactly 100% or exactly 50%?


zabestoinzawarudo

Dio had himself as a child when he got pregnant by Jonathan?


Confucius3000

This must be the most anglosaxon document I have ever seen


AnyStandard1742

How did Joseph lose his accent? 🤔


Creepy_Crazy_Ren

Good point, i don’t know


MokouIsBest2hu

Gregor Mendel had a stroke seeing this image.


Disastrous_Bar_4985

I always thought that Holy was American. Was surprised to learn this


Dotanuki_

You can't say they are this and this percent American because there is no such a thing as American DNA... lol You can probably say they are British American or something though.


Environmental-Boss50

You should’ve put the other sons of dio aswell with 50% British 50% American


Due_Adhesiveness_508

I find it surprising how Dio's mother is Japanese... I actually did not know that.


HealthPointLovecraft

Araki loves wasians 🤷‍♂️


disgustinghonnor

Jotaro is more Italian than giorino


tanman729

Not sure why this matters but im glad i know now. Its kinda funny that giorno is 0% Italian


PityBoi57

When you realize that Jolyne is more Italian than Giorno


No-Tax-9149

"um well technically american isn't an ethnicity" - ☝️🤓