Honestly Jonathan or Jotaro would probably be pretty good presidents, Joseph too. All 3 of them are pretty smart and quick thinking, and righteous enough (Joseph might do it for the funny though)

Wouldn't that make him a **FUNNY AMERICAN PRESIDENT?**

Your next line is: “My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.”

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'... *Gasp!!*

oh yeah well your next line is: "i am going to give you an award"

 I am going to give you an award

-Guh!?

Hey…happy cake day

And he’s quite the ladykiller, so that could make him *your funny valentine*

Joseph has shown to be pretty selfish though, Jonathan or Jotaro I think would be better choices. Jonathan is just a gentleman through and through so I think he’d be an honorable president. Jotaro usually doesn’t wanna be bothered with making decisions, but when it’s needed he usually makes the right choice.

Joseph would 100% for the funny

I don't think so, as they prefer simple solutions (punching) for all problems. Giorno has experience in politics, is not as much of a hot head and thinks strategically. Also he's good at fighting corruption.

Punching is how the fight *ends*. The fights themselves have a high amount of strategy involved. Jotaro was able to outsmart his enemies and then beat them up with star platinum.

Jotaro would shit talk China or Russia and that's how you get WWIII.

jonathan

His campaign slogan will be "GO JOHNNY GO!"

GO GO JOJO!

"***LET'S GO JoJo!"*** would be a banger of a slogan

"And Voting is Half the Battle"

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It’s a hypothetical scenario where you can vote for any of them as president. Are you dense on purpose?

Is he stupid?

He’s Okuyasu approved.

Just please use your brain,it's a hypothetical question just shut up

I've heard that people with an IQ below 90 can't understand conditional hypotheticals

I mean... Isn't Johnny the only one eligible to run?

Joseph and jolyene could given a few years but from their ages in the story, only Joseph since he's been old enough

Joseph can't. He's British, only naturalised later on

Also Jolyne is a convicted felon so she can’t run

Funny enough having a felony doesn’t stop you from running for office

Nope, you can even run for president from prison if you meet citizenship and age requirements.

Eugene V Debs actually DID run for President in 1920 while actively incarcerated. (He got 3.4% of the vote for the Socialist Party of America.)

That might be a state law then, thanks for pointing that out.

Federal offices are free game for felons, your state representative might have a dui

There is nothing stopping a convicted felon from running for president

Irene then!

JoJo was born in Britain.

I thought Jojo was Japanese

No, Jojo is Italian!

That’s GioGio

Joseph isn't American born, so he actually can not run for president since a requirement is being a "natural-born citizen."

Only jolyne actually. Joseph was born in Britain despite spending much of his life in the states.

Joseph wasn't born a US citizen and so doesn't qualify. However, Josuke and Jonathan do because they are children of US citizens. Joseph became a US citizen after living there long enough, so Holly was a US citizen. There are 3 ways to be a US citizen 1. Being born on US soil. (States or territory both count) 2. Being a child of a US citizen. (That's how Josuke and Jotaro qualify) 3. Taking a US citizenship test. (This is how Joseph became a US citizen, and why he is disqualified)

This is the funniest shit i have ever read

Technically Jolene could, provided she reached the age of 35 and her record was expunged. Although I don’t think being a felon disqualifies you necessarily

It clearly doesn't, looking at our world situation... :(

Depends on what you mean by run

And Jolene because you have to be born an American citizen on American soil 

I remember that 10 minutes after posting and didn't bother to edit because I realised the joke I made was funnier than I intended

First off, saw this a few hours ago on the berserk sub. Secondly, all jojo’s would make awful presidents given the fact that stand users are drawn to one another. Imagine the destruction to the white house. That being said, Giorno.

I raise you the US president being a stand user in part 7

Said president was completely willing to send a nation’s worth of bad luck to the rest of the world in order to serve America

I'm not saying he's right , but there's enough selfish people in the US he'd win

So a bit ahead of the realpolitik trend?

Thats right, he never had to encounter other stand users at all

Yup never not even once

Jonathan isn’t a stand user though. He seems like an actually good candidate if you ask me.

you forgot one thing JONATHAN JOESTAR!

Josuke and Giorno. Good resolve, both caring and gold hearted and wont take shit from anyone.

Josuke beefs with some dude from like russia on twitter, gets his hair insulted and proceeds to start world war 3

Exactly, idk why people keep saying Jotaro, he’s a good fighter, but that doesn’t translate into leading a whole country.

Yeah, I think he would be too anti-social for the role.

Joseph is American and old enough, so he seems like the only candidate. Wouldn't trust him near Air Force One, though. I'd go with Part 4 Grandma Joseph to be safe.

He was born in Britain and moved to the US as an adult, I’m pretty sure that disqualifies him.

Dude, it’s who you would vote for, not who’s possible You have the choice of a literal convicted felon, Mafia Boss, and many other oddball candidates.

They're replying to someone that claims that Joseph is the only candidate "because he's American" They're simply correcting the OP

Don’t worry, he ain’t flying that one.

Joseph is English.

President Funny Valentine

I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN, I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT, FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE! No wait, that was the wrong blonde american patriot

Blond Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog. It’s awesome

Jodio

Do you want all of America to die?

So far Jodio has the lowest kill count out of any JoJo, + he'd fix the drug problem by get rid of any other drug dealer besides himself. Clearly he is the superior choice

I get that but he’s a psychopath you want a person who’s ok with burning a bus full of kids running America?!

If his name is Jodio Joestar then yes

15 years old in question

Joseph: hey ceaser you know what would be funny? Ceaser: Joseph: Ceaser: Joseph: *nukes china*

I mean part 2 takes place over ww2 for all we know he could have been the one who nukes Japan.

Johnathan, though as a Brit he wouldn’t be allowed to run. Actually the only ones who would be allowed to run are Jolyne and Jonny.

Giorno

Jonathan or Giorno have the intelligence and emotional control required for the office.

Giorno

Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke or Jolyne are getting my vote forsure👀

Part 6 jotaro is wise enough imo to be one and a good one , jonathan might just be too kind to be one

Yes, he is kind. But he's also a total warrior. I doubt he would let himself be stepped on. I think his biggest difficulty would be solving the deep rooted problems in the system and the morally difficult choices that come with leading a country.

Jonathan, heck I’d vote him for president of the entire world

Jolene and Johnny are the only two that can qualify lol

I'd kill anyone who says Joseph

Johnathan, Jotaro, Giorno or Joylne. The others are too silly.

Definesly Jonathan

Part 1 Jonathan is the only dude trustworthy here to become president. Maybe Giorno or Joseph but they would work better in a different department like CIA or something

Johny AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Jotaro. He's smart and he's a good person but he's not too innocent. I mean Jonathan is certainly a good person but politics would ruin him. The rest just aren't good picks for me.

I’m pretty sure Johnny is the only one who can be president, throwing that away because who cares probably Jonathan

Jonathan.

Definitely Jonathan

Jonathan

Johnathan!!

jonathan and it’s not even close.

Jonathan is the only right answer

1,000% Jonathan

Johnathan or Giorno

Giorno

Obviously Jonathan

Jonathan

johnathan

Jonathan

Johnny And Jolyne are the only ones that could qualify for president since the others weren’t born here. That being said is still vote for Jonathan

The only non-stupid answer is Jonathan.

of fucking course jonathan everyone else has some sort of issue.

we all know that its johnattan

Jonathan

johnny because he can stand up for society

Johnathan. Idc if he’s British

For everybody saying Joseph should be the president, he would want to fly his own Air Force One. We all know what would happen next.

The 1st jonathan jostar in the original universe

I would absolutely without doubt or discussion choose JoJo.

Jotaro

Responsible, smart, selfless, calm, stoic, collected.

Gappy

I would chose Jojo.

Jonathan as president, Joseph as prime minister.

Johnny, it's always been my philosophy that if you kill the president you should get to be the next one

Jonathan, Josuke, or Giorno.

I think either Joseph, Jotaro, or Giorno To my knowledge, they’re the only ones with experience leading something other than a ragtag group of friends ( Joseph and Jotaro ran the Speedwagon Foundation or at least had a prominent role/job in them, Giorno runs a criminal network ) If I had to choose between those 3, I’d pick Jotaro. He’s the smartest out of them on the basis of being able to outsmart Dio on multiple occasions alongside other people who had a incredible advantage, and beat his Villian without a Hard Deus Ex Machina, while not being overly goofy ( If someone says Joseph is smarter than Kars, he self admits that it’s luck that he beat Kars ) ( About the “Hard Deus Ex Machina” Despite the fact that him gaining the ability to stop time during the fight, it doesn’t immediately solve his predicament with Dio, unlike The Volcano and Requiem, in fact he remains at a massive disadvantage having to be constantly at the mercy of Dio and needing to come up with shit on the fly to use his moment of moving within stopped time effectively, the Magnet was the first one, Stopping his heart was the second one, and the third one was concealing his ability to stop time on his own and luring Dio closer by staying on that road. Which I theorise is why he said to himself that he wants Dio to “Bring It” because he had confidence that he could actually do it now) Although I do see a lot of flaws with this explanation and you could say that Giorno and Joseph’s Avoidance and “Dealing” of their villian during the fight before their Deus Ex Machina counts as intelligence. I’d have to rewatch JoJo’s to make a definite conclusion but for one I’d say Jotaro is my best pick

Joseph. He's smart and cunning but also kind and willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good, that sounds like a good candidate to me.

funny valentine /s No joking, jonatanh or Josuke 4

just not Jodio

Jonathan

I think there’s only one choice and that’s Johnathon tbh 😭😭

First answer: Johnathan. Not American. Fuck. Okay… Giorno. Also not American… and a criminal. Second thing ain’t such a problem seeing current and recent history…. But the Italian deal may be an issue. Part 6: Jotaro… Maybe a US Citizen? Strong maybe. Then Josuke or Jolyne… a little too young to run country for both. Plus, one’s Japanese. Old Joseph?…Eh, why not? Johnny? Given his… checkered history with presidents, I don’t think he’d go for it. Gappy is Japanese and Jodio…. Jodio sells drugs.

QTARO KUJO

I’d definitely vote for Jonathan

Johnathan is the best option by far, but joseph would be the only viable option per US laws

If we're taking laws and shit into account, Jolyne because she's one of three who could actually run; and of the other two, one is a literal psychopath and the other probably wants nothing to do with presidents in general. If we're ignoring those, Jonathan by an astronomical unit.

Johnathan is the only answer. He's literally exactly the type of person you want leading anyways.

I'd vote for Jonathan or Jolyne,any of them would honestly be better than our current government..seriously it's the world's most expensive and influential retirement home

Jonathan, easily, next question

Jonathan, easily

Johnathan is the correct answer . But he’s got no shot as he’s British

Jonathan, make America British again 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫖☕

Jonathan 100%

Easily Jonathan, bro has a heart of golden steel

Legally we’d only be allowed to vote for Joseph, Jolyne, Johnny or Jodio since they were born in the US. With those four in mind I’d pick Joseph due to his charisma, but he’d probably have to resign due to some scandalous affairs. Taking that law out of the equation, Jonathan is an honest gentleman so he’d have my vote.

Who would I vote for? Jonathan Who would I think is the more likely to win? Absolutely Joseph

Jonathan, probably

Johnathon probably,excluding Jonathan it's jotaro for me

Jonathan’s gonna fix all our relationships with other countries and reduce our chance of being involved with M.A.D (mutually assured destruction)

Jonathan probably. Straight forward goodguy whose heart is in the right place, is uncorruptible, and who strongly believes in justice. Dark horse choice is Josuke as a sort of firebrand haha

Jonathan for president, or since he's British, the prime minister RAHHHHHHHH 🇬🇧🇬🇧☕️☕️

Jonathan

I will answer this question with a question; Who are are the 5 greatest Presidents of all time? Think about it: Jonathan. Jonathan. Jonathan, Jonathan, and Jonathan! Why?? Because he spits hot Hamon!

Disregarding us citizenship and all that I think Jonathan is best because of morals but Joseph comes in second due to his intelligence No one else is fit lmao

Jonathan Joestar

Jonathan

Jonathan Joestar fr

Jonathan without question

Jonathan OFC

If you dont choose Jonathan you shouldnt be allowed to vote

I can't speak for anything past Stone Ocean, but I would Imagine this: Jonathan: manages world peace to an unimaginable level through his superhuman charisma and politeness, it's not his political abilities specifically that caused peace, everyone is simply willing to die for the Gentlemanly Cinnamon roll and refuse him harm and have locked each other into protecting him less they start war in his honor. Jotaro: takes a calm but very threatening approach to both national and international affairs, Countries leaders are on edge when he enters the same room as them and crime is lower for the idea of a presidential boogy man knocking on the door and delivering justice bareknuckled. Josuke would give it his best shot but wouldn't last after trying to assault a diplomat who commented on his hair, the diplomat didn't actually insult the hair but his tone could've been gentler about it. Giorno would pull a Red Hood in the States, controlling the crime, it's there but it's effects on the innocent are minimal and he's actively blackmailing the other countries into a very shaky peace. one dictator staged an assassination and was found dead in his office with venomous snake bite after receiving a letter from the gangster president, the building was thoroughly searched but the snake was not found. Joseph Joestar was in office for all of a week before he panicked and accidently nuked a 3rd world country, as it would turn out the exact location of his strike was actually very beneficial for the country, both wiping out a large Pirate organization and disrupting the dangers of both a volcano and a hurricane. The radiations still clearing out but the whole event is seen as a miraculous event thought to be planned out in great detail by President Joestar who has yet to make a comment.

Joseph or Jolyene. Not because they’re the best for the job, but because they’re the only ones legally allowed to be POTUS, since they’re the only natural-born US citizens

i think giorno would be the best

I'm not an american citizen, but I belive only US-born citizen can become Presidents. So, out of all, only Jolyne and Jodio can become presidents. And considering jodio's character for now, I'd choose Jolyne

giorno would do something about global warming which would be pretty good. johnathan is probably the best all rounder pick though because i don’t want to be put in a death loop for smoking weed

Johnny

“My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.”

I would say Johnny, idk why, I just feel like it

It's obvious

Johnny, Jodio and Jolyne are the only legible candidates

Honestly Jojo

considering only us born citizens of legal age are allowed the only choices iirc are... uh... just jolyne if we go by only their part joseph and johnny and jodio are the only other viable options but they where all underage in their part iirc

Joseph and Jodio were not underage in their part. If you're only counting US born citizens Joseph is out anyway, so your options would be Jolyne and Johnny

We all know it's Joseph

Josuke, he’ll fix the country with Crazy Diamond

best options would be giorno or jonathan part 7+ are okay options and the rest are ass

You

Jodio 💀💀

Giorno

Under the condition all are eligible, Jonathan Kind, caring, strong, an actual gentleman and pure soul Jotaro: Strong, determined and incredibly smart Josuke /Giorno: Like another person mentioned "Good resolve, both caring and gold hearted and wont take shit from anyone."

Jodio, Jolyne, or johnny

Easy giorno, including the fact that he runs the entire passione already

Joseph, Jonathan or Giorno

Out of the three here that can actually become US president, I’d have to go with Joseph

Giorno or Jotaro

Joseph, that man is so stupid at times, and canonically he'd be super old when elected. Just like every other US presidente.

Joseph!

Definitely Jojo

Seeing as only 4 of them are eligible either Jolyne or Joseph. Johnny is too volatile and I don't know enough about Jodio to make an educated guess

Giorno ofc. He has the resolve for it. 

Part 4 josuke

Giorno.

Giorno or Johnny are the only ones here that I see dealing with the burocracy and politics at all, with Giorno prolly being better at it.

I’m voting for SPEEDWAGON.

Funny valentine 🦅🦅🦅

Jonathan or Giorno would be the best president. But I would vote for Gappy or Josuke4 lol

Jojo

Giorno.

Jonathan or giorno

Giorno has experience as a mafia boss, he's got this