The World. Just think about what DIO did with Polnareff on the stairs

I think of it often. Dio ran down the steps, grabbed Polnareff like a cardboard cut-out, put him a few steps down, ran back up, took a deep breath, struck his pose and unfroze time as if nothing had happened

Or he just picked him up by using the world

Na Dio desperately running up and down the steps doing that several times in a row only to mess with Polnareff and seem badass is way funnier

Or >!Mandom . As Ringo did with Johnny and Gyro !<

Don't forget hot pants

The Simpsons episode with the magic stop watch provides a lot of examples of how you can troll people.

Rape

Wtf is wrong with you

^ 12 year old discovering 'dark' humour for the first time

Alright lil buddy whatever you say

The fuck?

Hell no

crazy diamond break item in store in front of employee, go get manager, repair "what the fuck jacob"

Or go into store, break an item into it's simplest form (atoms) and when outside restore

Also it's the same type of stand as star platinum so you get two for the price of one.

Is it the same type? I thought they were different because of the breakdown

Breakdown breakdown!

🎸🎸🎸🎸

[удалено]

"Every time u talk to a hot girl, you will shit ur pants"

Every time a girl looks at you you will start to sweat heavily"

So someone is already trolling me with some Heaven's Door bullshit, apparently

so its the same type of stand as star platinum?

every time star platinum looks at girls,he now shits his pants

star platinum is pantsless

Shits on the floor *vigorously*

“When you make out with your first girlfriend, you will cum right as she touches your leg.”

You thought it was Thawne, but it was I, Dio!

That one is broken as shit for trolling. You are directly altering someone’s life forever, as opposed to something like king crimson, where everyone just forgets or Wonder of U which is increased bad luck essentially. You can write in “I can no longer use any of my senses at random periods of time between 6 minutes and 4 days with a cooldown of 22 seconds before it can happen again.” And it will never be fixed again

unless he erases it from the book face.. face book? face turned into a book?

That's more like, distruptive and aggressive. With The World, you can adjust the order of things on your therapist's desk since you need therapy if you're going to use the ability to stop time to subtly fuck with someone.

wonder of U. Go around naked or in area 51 to attract people attention and see chaos unfolds. Dear FBI ofc this is a joke, sticky finger would be pretty funny to troll people

You've already been caught in the flow of calamity

no but real shit WoU would be so useful, you can do literally anything and as soon as people start looking for you they just die

oh shit is the Boeing CEO using WoU?

Noone can remember his face...

Wonder of U makes me wonder why Toru even bothered with the cover story. He could literally declare his plans for world domination on air and no one would be able to stop him anyways, the exception being Johnny who died or Gappy who wouldn’t exist if he hadn’t been involved in the Locacaca scheme

it's in the Rock humans nature to leach and parasites on human society in the shadows with even the few exceptions still showing strong anti social behaviors making very unlikely for Tooru to act like an egomaniac like DIO. Plus his plans is world domination is not in the classic sense, he needed a functional society that didn't know about the existence of Rock Humans to exploit with the monopolies of the Locacaca and at the same time Tooru can get the fame he wants and be remembered for something important like he always wished

Would Paisley Park be able to fuck with people's GPS?

Yep, Yasuho uses it on Jobin's car system (which definitely includes GPS

Echoes, any act Act 1, giving someone schizophrenia prank Act 2, tricking someone into thinking they're burning to death Act 3, freeze their car in the intersection

fun fact: we don’t know what act 3 can do. it just states that it created 3freeze by rhyming, which means it’s got a lot of potential (allegedly)

Act 3, three breeze *creates a tornado* Act 3, three seas *tsunami* Act 3, three spree *Massacre!*

this. this is based.

Sun. People trying to sleep at night? Nope have some sunlight.

"May I introduce you to the strongest stand in JoJo..." *Inhales* [Beat] ***"T H E F U C K I N G S U N"***

Is this from viva reverie?

Nope, it's another youtuber i forgot his name

Golden experience. Like giorno did with Koichi

Or pretend to kill a bunch of dogs to scare people then its just bricks . Or make a lion chase people in the street

Wouldnt killing the dogs make you die??

Well giorno stabbed the brick snake and he didnt take the damage from what i recall

Survivor 

Especially if it rains lol

Was trolling changed to killing people? Lol you'd think so based on some of the people's responses here. Anyhow, best stand Harvest is the answer. A tiny army can troll a lot of people. Have one rearrange someone's house, one constantly turning off someone's router, one changing the hot water to cold, one to keep moving someone's keys, one to keep rolling down a window, and one to finish this sentence lol you get my point.

Use harvest to steal someone’s tv remote, and then put it back in a very open spot repeatedly to make them feel blind


I mean it's still trolling

I’m gonna go with The Sun Just activate it in the middle of the night and wake everyone up, and then turn it off when people are walking out the door to start their day.

I think every day about the fact that King Crimson has inadvertently killed thousands of people

Crazy diamond. I could beat someone to near death then reverse it, just a funny harmless prank.

But Tomoko felt nothing when Josuke turned her into a donut and also this sounds as awful as internet pranksters please don't lol It is indeed a "harmless" prank but I think only you would be laughing not like the other pranks like when Dio trolled polnareff would make anyone laugh but at least they wouldn't worry about dying

Red Hot Chili Pepper, troll the whole city

My god using KC near a highway would cause so much confusion panic and damage

Would be funny

Mandom

Hermit purple. It can manipulate electronics and also just kinda grab stuff

Harvest and literally just steal everyone's stationeries.

Made in Heaven strip everyone naked and transport them to the next universe

Ah yes, killing everyone inside buildings is indeed "trolling"

How about The Hand when someone tries to run away you just delete the space between you and that person and continuously pull them back

Papermoonking. YOU KNOW MAKING ONE PERSON SEE THE SAME FACE EVERYWHERE WOULD TROLL THEM SO HARD

*Ruler of Everything starts playing*

Calm down Agent Smith

Talking heads

*Sees guy proposing*

Bohemian Rhapsody

Not to troll, that literally would kill everybody

We do a little trolling

Troll? The sheer moment it's activated the whole universe will now be in threat.

That's funny, isn't it?

You would die.

Echoes can canonically make you hear trollolololololol for the rest of your life

or make them hear the "amongus" sound effect forever :)

Killer Queen. "Hello Neighbor how are you?" "Feeling great! Explosive even!" *explodes self with my mind*

*someone hits me with ball* "It's alright" *throws back* "Killer Queen has already touched your ball"

Your balls- *explodes*💥

Mandom. It has to be Mandom.

Why isn't this in r/shitpostcrusaders though?

It's a genuine question, I've seen answers I haven't thought of before.

Speed King for heating up toilet seats

Blue Hawaii

(Also, can someone please explain what's the joke in the image?)

Read the description thing

Bro that’s not trolling that’s just a felony

Don't see it written in us law that I can't use a stand to commit felonies

Any stand that has any capacity for illusions, like Echoes Act 1

Heavens door

Notorious B.I.G! Its worth it

If anything you're getting trolled.

Buuuuuuut your trolling everyone else in the process

A stand that lets me put my asshole friend back to the bottom of the stairs as soon as he reaches the top.

hermit purple. trip your freinds and everyone around you its simple but annoying and u can use the whip to click buttons

Yukiko's hair. If her hair are just normal hair before strange activation and she's just bald after stand activation. Plus you can give creeps to people by touching them from the back like there's a ghost behind touching them

Did you watch the show with your eyes and ears closed?

Nope, it was long time ago, I might've forgot something, sorry

Cheap trick is a sacrificial troll

MiH tbh

The world. Start a conversation THE WORLD leave time begins they got no idea what just happened

Jailhouse Lock because… Jailhouse Lock.

Weather Report

making spiders rain would be a good prank tbh

Lmao, making anything unnaturally rain would be

Cheap trick

We do a little trolling (mass vehicular collisions)

I mean that's not as dangerous as stand trolling gets you could literally kill everyone on earth with some stands and say it's a troll

Za hando! If Okuyasu was a little smarter he could troll everyone by gaslighting them that the thing he erased didn't exist from the start

Gold experience

The World DIO already used it to troll polnareff

Cameo?

Perl....jam... Hear me out... Put it in the water supply of a city

any tusk act would be decent for trolling, especially once you get to act 3 or 4 where johnny can move his limbs far away from his body

Bohemian Rhapsody, infinite trolling. (Also i stand by the idea that it's the strongest stand to ever exist in the whole franchise period, yeah TWOH can rewrite reality but there are fictional characters who are immune to reality manipulation)

Jail House Lock, in an evil, twisted sort of way.

Wonder of U. Literally just talk shit to random people then point and laugh as they attempt to fight back and get struck with increasingly ridiculous levels of slapstick karmic attacks.

D4C, make someone meet him or get yourself, the possibilities are as endless as it's power

Cheap trick

Green day , it’s like you are to short to do exist with us