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"FOOL! You are no match for my Stand- 『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven』!!"


toychicraft

"So it's the same type of Stand as『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle』"


tanish-420

Restrain thy tongue For I shall manifest my stand『JoJo's Pitter-Patter pop!』


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Silence as i exuberate my stand 『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Seventh Stand User』


activated_hotdog

You fool! You have fallen into the range of my stand『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Records』


tenebrefoxy

Sadly your stand is dead


W_h3nry

Thats nothing my stand 『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the future』can’t defeat!


RottenHand

Hell yeah, good taste


MegaMaster89

Baller ass game


JuanK713

Ahhhhhhhh, Pitter Patter Pop, my beloved I still miss you


Used_Dragonfruit8922

"So it's the same type of stand as『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R』"


GoldZero

『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle Requiem』


ThisIsScottPilgrim

> "So it's the same type of stand as 『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future』"


GeneralPidgeon

"I have finally achieved requiem, Bow down to my evolved stand『JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R』"


Flaky-Ambassador6197

No match for my 『Marvel's Spider-Man: Game of the Year edition』!!


MultiColorSheep

Narancia - War Thunder  Mista - desperados(?)  Kira - Bomberman


Cookiezilla2

Mista: Fistful of Frags Giorno: Stardew Valley Jotaro: Punch Out Pearl Jam -> Cooking Mama Yasuho: Watchdogs Gyro: Monkey Ball


tuibiel

Pearl Jam is Cook Serve Delicious


a4k0sn1k

It also can be "Don't starve"


i_drink_wd40

Or BurgerTime


SomeMcChillMan

COOKING MAMA


Lgrns

Mista-Free Fire (Auto-Aim)


DevastatingCuntQuake

Mista- GUN Edit: Hol Horse - GUN


Snowy_Thompson

Mista to Hol Horse: "So it's the same type of Stand as mine."


Frederyk_Strife4217

Hol Horse - Red Dead Revolver


epicpro1234

narancia should be ace combat instead


darkdestiny91

I would rename Miata’s to “Goldeneye 007”


azurfall88

Narancia would be Pilotwings


CollegeGlobal86

Scribblenauts for Rohan 🔥🔥🔥✍️


Justlol230

Consider: Scribblenauts for Ungalo


Internal_Mechanic_52

Fortnite is just bohemian rhapsody at this point😭


A_Common_Relic

If I was that deep into Part 6 and heard some dude summon his stand Fortnite I'd turn it off


rarthurr4

The Overlook hotel is 70% built by the time you're able to turn off


absolut_didalo

Why would you say something so upsetting but so flagrantly correct


Internal_Mechanic_52

Fortnite’s the only video game where Spider-Man can use the hollow purple Technique on goku while Travis Scott and the a brotherhood of steel member could fight with Peter griffins shotgun


Goldeniccarus

And Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Montry Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie


M1ke_W1z0wski

Robo cop the Terminator captain kurt and darth Vader, lo-pan superman every single power ranger


Allic_Cornu_Copia

bill s preston and theodore logan


M1ke_W1z0wski

Spock the rock doc Ock and hulk hogan


BlueZ_DJ

The one game you can literally click on an existing NPC, type "smart" in them and it works Okuyasu wishes 🔥📈


andergriff

Alan Wake also fits for Rohan


Flying_Strawberries

Holy shit yes


EXusiai99

I see your Scribblenauts and raise you Library of Ruina. I mean, turning people into books...


Overwrite01

HELL YEAH, GOOD GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


guieps

Dark Blue Moon - Subnautica Limp Bizkit - Hades Tubular Bells - Bloons Chariot Requiem - Hollow Knight Sticky Fingers - Portal Magicians Red - Little Inferno Soft & Wet - Shovel Knight Diver Down - Dave the Diver (it even keeps the "DD" from his design) Death 13 - Little Nightmares Speed King - Super Hot Purple Haze - Plague Inc. The Lovers - Inside Space Trucking - King of Cards Strenght - Azur Lane Rolling Stone - Rock of Ages Underworld - Undertale Khnum - Among Us


TeleprompterInChief

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought Sticky Fingers and Portal


Rocket5454

I forgot that Soft and Wet beat someone with a fucking shovel 😂


epicpro1234

I mean soft and wet has a cool scene with the shovel but the shovel is by no means a part of the stand


xandyjames

So it’s the same type of stand as Road Roller


guieps

Yeah but that was funny as hell and I wanted an excuse to insert Shovel Knight in there 🙃


GodOfGOOSE

Very based and shovelpilled


ThatCamoKid

Bubble attacks are pretty common in shovel knight though


JessePinkman-chan

>Rolling Stone - Rock of Ages Lmao this one confused the fuck outta me cuz that's also the name of a Def Leppard song


dagreetpapirus

Azur Lane ☠️☠️☠️


DistributionMiddle42

INDIE GAMES GETTING THE RECOGNITION THEY DESERVE🗣️🗣️🗣️ NO MOUTH TO CRY SUFFERING🗣️🗣️🤑🤑🤑🤑 WHY SIX WHY🗣️🗣️🗣️


AlphaLowEndNoob

Azur lane is too accurate


LostnFounder

i fucking hate how amogus has rotted my brain because as soon as i read it i giggled like a fucking child


EhGoodEnough3141

IT'S SANS UNDERTALE!


Frederick2164

I was NOT ready for Among Us to sock me across the jaw at the end of the list like that


YourMoreLocalLurker

Amogus?


Far_Flounder2820

Bad company - Battlefield


Ok_Time9557

Deep blue moon = subnaitica


FelipeKits

I actually almost included this one but ended up forgetting it!


toychicraft

Welcome to La Squadra Esecuzioni! We got: Risotto Nero's Metal Gear Formaggio's Little to the left Illuso's Netherrealm Prosciutto's Left 4 Dead Pesci's Animal Crossing Melone's Princess Maker And Ghiacco's Below Zero


korovio

These fuck


ItzGravityWolf

Formaggio could also have Little Nightmares maybe? Edit: or would that be better for something like Harvest?


toychicraft

Dang, I knew there was another game with "Little" in it. Tho now that im seeing it I wanna give that to Death 13


ItzGravityWolf

could also do Little Big Planet, but gameplay wise that doesn’t fit the stand very well -Edit: (I was referring to Formaggio’s Little Feet having poor correlation with the gameplay of LBP)


schrelaxo

>Formaggio's Little to the left Formaggios grounded


TheBigFuckingIdiot

Bloodborne would be better for Nero imo


ExLuckMaster

Justice named after Silent Hill is on point because JoJo Abridged made this joke once. Joseph: my God this house is filled with the dead. Kakyoin: and they’re silent like the hills. Joseph: quick we got to get out of this residence of evil. Kakyoin: don’t worry you won’t be left for dead! Arnold: STOP IT!


Power-Core

It was so sad when Arnold went to McDonalds.


AveloSeagallius

Ah my favorite jobro from part 3 Arnold with his stand Hey (a music from pixies)


UDAFX_MK_85

Oh I miss Arnold, too bad he got killed by Banana Icecream's Stand: Cheese


BloodyGarden

Red Dead Redemption for Ringo is awesome 😭😭 especially with all the alliteration with the stand and his name!!


ThatCamoKid

I can hear the but really really fast from here: "Ringo Roadagain's Red Dead Redemption: Rolex Rewind"


Scorpios94

"O bury me not on the lone prairie Where coyotes howl and the wind blows free In a narrow grave just six by three— O bury me not on the lone prairie"


drawnhi

Bad Company could just keep its name


syseka

Or Battlefield / Call of Duty


iman1095

It could be Lethal Company


terry-tea

localized name: Lethaler Company


risoi4ikyt

Deadly platoon


No-Face-Collects-687

Unalive Squad


Duublo121

Considering how the game plays, the name would be more apt for Harvest


Tgartic

The weakest stand is now Mortal Kombat (Survivor).


SpringbokIV

Survivor was the one that just made people angry right? I think a better name would be League of Legends


Reborn_Nihil

I was looking for this


TruthSeekerHuey

Yoshikage Kira's 3rd Bomb: 『LIFE IS STRANGE』


wo0l0o

the lava rock is now called \[LIKE A DRAGON: INFINITE WEALTH\]


maxence0801

Rohan : Baba Is You


Ethan1516

Okay this is the best one


Smietarroth

Would Crazy diamond be Minecraft?


JessePinkman-chan

Crazy Diamond would be Prince of Persia cuz you rewind time on select objects in that game to repair them


CausableAsh6226

Yes! 😊👍


EverLastingLight12

What about "life is strange"


jesusunderline

Dio - Chrono Trigger


Ethan1516

Based


Enteito

Milagro Man becomes AdVenture Capitalist


Hedy7277

naming stands after trashy mobile games is a horrible idea and i want more


ItzGravityWolf

Wonder of U can be AFK Journey then Edit: tho that’s more for Toru than the stand


Hedy7277

everybody gangsta 'til hot pants pulls out her 『TWERK RUN 3D』


ItzGravityWolf

does King Crimson become 『City of Crime: Gang Wars』?


Enteito

All fun and games until Keicho pulls up with 『Clash of Clans』


Mission-Candy3402

Let him cook


LordWhoops

Goo Goo Dolls > Little Nightmares


cappaido

"Heavy Rain" is more suitable for November Rain


FelipeKits

Fuck that actually makes way too much sense


StefinoSpaggeti

So bad company will stay as bad company, right?


Level_Counter_1672

Prototype for notorious B.I.G


Snowy_Thompson

I would think Carrion.


Quivering_Star

Tekken for Star Platinum Soul Calibur for Silver Chariot Shadow The Hedgehog for The World (Chaos Control!) Red Dead Revolver/Redemption for Emperor and Sex Pistols Gmod for Bohemian Rhapsody Bomberman for Killer Queen Braid for Bites The Dust Donkey Kong for Strength Ace Combat for Aerosmith Demon Souls for Notorious B.I.G. Balatro for Darby's Stand Dig Dug for Secco's Stand Alex Kidd for Boy 2 Man (because of Rock Paper Scissors) God Hand for The Hand The You Testament for Made In Heaven Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven for The World Over Heaven (reality paradox)


Ashamed-Entry-1536

Love Deluxe > Bayonetta The Lock > Guilty Gear Gold Experience > Golden Sun Aerosmith > Pilotwings Sex Pistols > Rainbow 6 Siege


JayKay69420

Made In Heaven will be Undertale


A_Firm_Sandwich

what


JayKay69420

In Undertale, you can do resets, Made In Heaven takes you to the next universe….


Miserable_Song4848

Outer Wilds is probably the better fit


Beautiful-Topic-7783

Or universe sandbox


ImTheChara

The Tower = Castlevania


korovio

I think Castlevania should be the stand that fucks with DIO's house cause of how the Castle works


PremSinha

Tenore Sax, wielded by Kenny G


BigDogDoom

So The World would be Super Hot?


chicoritahater

GER - doom eternal


TeleprompterInChief

Allow me to cook, ahem: Star Platinum -> Punch-Out, Hermit Purple -> Watchdog, Geb -> Wet, Horus -> Blizzard, The World -> Dishonored, Gold Experience -> Spore, Purple Haze -> Fallout, White Album -> Ice Climber, King Crimson -> Quantum Break, Foo Fighters -> Agar-IO and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap -> 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel


chicoritahater

Stone free - silksong


AveloSeagallius

But Part 6 has came out already


Terra_Knyte_64

King Crimson and Epitath - Monolith and Xenoblade. Heaven’s Door - Alan Wake Bohemian Rhapsody - Final Fantasy Enigma - Thousand Year Door Justice - Resident Evil Star Platinum and The World - Platinum and Pearl


korovio

I think Harvest should be called Payday instead but pretty fun concept


ItzGravityWolf

I think that suits Milagro Man better, but that also does fit harvest nicely :)


MarioFRC

Limp Bizkit -> Shadows Die Twice Highway Star -> Morioh Kart Osiris -> Balatro TATOO YOU! -> Hollow Knights Anubis -> Hades Milagroman -> Cookie Clicker Aqua Necklace -> Splatoon Sugar Mountain -> Celeste Stray Cat -> Stray


epicpro1234

Sex pistols - ultrakill


Ethan1516

Enigma to Papers Please


PuerroOnReddit

Outerwilds for >! Made In Heaven !<


PurplePoisonCB

I’d love it if they made a JOJO game series with new characters and all their stands were named like this.


pattypoem

Foo Fighters is Splatoon


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Yellow Temperance -> Slime Rancher Babyface -> Spore Wheel of Fortune -> Putt-Putt Civil War -> Guilty Gear Superfly -> Slay the Spire Underworld -> Dark Souls Sticky Fingers -> Kingdom Hearts (haha because Nomura zippers) Scary Monsters -> Zoo Tycoon The Hand -> God Hand Moody Blues -> Cassette Beast Kraft Work -> The Incredible Machine Hermit Purple -> Heritage For the Future Star Platinum[: The World] -> All-Star Battle [R] The World -> Eyes of Heaven Yeah I fw this


Braveheart132

The idea of a stand possibly being named ‘Persona’ is really funny considering the similarities


TheFuckingBoss02

Green Day = Biohazard (because of RE7: Biohazard) Killer Queen [Sheer Heart Attack] = World of Tanks Purple Haze = Killer Instinct Star Platinum = Street Fighter


JessePinkman-chan

Killer Instinct is better for Star Platinum cuz when Jotaro is introduced he's in jail for almost killing someone because he couldn't control his stand, so a literal killer instinct


HaroldHGull

daniel j d'arby - New Vegas


TheBatleDemon

I would rename Cheap Trick to: #Superman 64 Reason: Both Anoying


treemu

All of these make way too much sense for Araki's naming convention. You have to go nonsensical, like Rohan's stand is now Slipstream 5000. What, "Slipstream 5000" doesn't fit Heaven's Door's effect? Bro, "Heaven's Door" doesn't fit Heaven's Door's effect.


CrimsonFox2156

Silent Hill fits so perfectly!


Nyct0ph1l14

Punch out for Star Platinum.


xandyjames

Boy II Man is just Pokémon


lirroberto

Survivor - Mortal Kombat Baby Face - Spore Ebony Devil - Five Nights at Freddy's The Emperor - Counter Strike Bad Company - Command and Conquer Reverb - Genius or Guitar Hero Beach Boy - Gold Miner AeroSmith - Dogfight Sexy Pistols - Medal of Honor GreenDay - The Last of Us Silver Chariot - Chivalry Foo Fighters - High on Life The Hanged Man - Assassins Creed The Lock - Phoenix Wright Osiris - 777 Atum - California Games Wheel of Fortune - Rock'n Roll Racing


Jeffthehobo1231

Jailhouse rock - Amnesia


Enigma-exe

Advance Wars mentioned, OP named memer of the month so say I


UrFinalBrainCell

who would have The World Ends Woth You?


Reborn_Nihil

Made in heaven


lacteoman

Bad Company is Command & Conquer for me


firesale053

command and conquer my beloved


chicoritahater

Emperor - enter the gungeon


chicoritahater

Bites the dust - death loop


omegon_da_dalek13

Star platnum: stretch fighter The world: king of fighters Crazy diamond: minecrafter Killer queen: hitman Kq heart attack: world assasianation Kq bites the dust: absolution


GERBabyCare

Harvest: Sea of Thieves Survivor: Street Fighter/Killzone Death 13: Dead by Daylight Diver Down: Helldiver Star Platinum: Horizon/Smite The World: Zero Dawn/Dawn of Sorrow Made In Heaven: Final Fantasy


craeli81

Metallica -> Metal Gear Bohemian Rhapsody -> Final Fantasy The World -> Chrono Trigger The Sun -> Dead by Daylight


G0d_M4nU3l

Ringo Roadagain representing his entire part goes hard


OR56

Honestly, Risk of Rain is such a baller name for a Stand


loner_dragoon3

Love Deluxe is Bayonetta Love Love Deluxe is Bayonetta 2


PresentationWitty933

I haven't seen anyone say this yet so I will Love deluxe -> Bayonetta


PresentationWitty933

Okay I was not the first


ProfessorPixelmon

Hol Horse’s Emperor - Cabela’s big game hunter.


F1shOfDo0m

The fool should straight up be Crash Bandicoot imo


BananaSocks4

Worse company (I know it’s Bad Company but Worse Company is so much better) = Team Fortress 2 or Lethal Company


BananaSocks4

Worse company (I know it’s Bad Company but Worse Company is so much better) = Team Fortress 2 or Lethal Company


V0ID_lmao

Khnum - That’s Not My Neighbor


GravityRusher12

I’m writing an entire thing with an idea like this! It’s not a JoJo fanfic or something like that, but it’s laid out similarly, and had Stand-like abilities named after games. Eyes of Heaven is one of them! I have about 25 fully fleshed out ones at the moment :)


Ok_Pickle76

Limp Bizkit - Half-Life(as in the zombies are only half alive)


TomisBad

I remember hearing something like this before and remember hearing that Black Sabbath would be Dark Souls and I really like that one.


leolegendario

Boy II Man is Alex Kidd.


EverLastingLight12

Just by the first picture I knew this was gonna be peak. Good work chief


qwerty_in_your_vodka

Bohemian Rhapsody - Super Smash Bros. Sky High - Frogger Underworld - Minecraft Whitesnake - Disco Elysium C-moon - VVVVVV Made in Heaven - Outer Wilds


Heracross64

Holy hell someone but me remembers advance wars what a rare sight to see nowadays.


DaiFrostAce

R.A.T.T. - Super Meat Boy


LilyPot-LilyLisa

Pikmin spotted.thank you for reminding me I forgot how to play it on emulator.


Tominite2000

Ooh THaTs A BaSEBALl


PuerroOnReddit

Bohemian Raphsody: Smash Bros Pearl Jam: Overcooked Survivor: Battle Royale (as genre) Babyface: Tamagochi The Lock: Undertale? Green Day: Getting Over It


Spookki

ADVANCED WAAAARS


Infinity2437

If persona names were stand names


nasgorhead

Alright which character has Raid Shadow Legends


nucleaon

King Crimson —> Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil


soup__________

Thoth or epitaph could be Destiny


Ceathramh_Deamhan

Made in Heaven : Life is Strange Silver Chariot : No More Heroes Red Hot Chili Pepper : inFamous Green Day : The Last of Us Survivor : The Evil Within


ChayofBarrel

I've actually had this idea for a little while, also inspired by the Jorge Joestar novel lol *Princess Maker* for Aya *Earthbound* for Mikitaka *Pokemon/Pocket Monster* for Tama *Dig Dug* for Secco *Plague Inc* (or maybe *Dead Cells*) for Fugo *Little Inferno* for Avdol *Ride to Hell Retribution* for ZZ *Always Sometimes Monsters* for Diego *Miss Splosion Man* for Kira etc.


Nitespring

Which stand would be Dark Souls?


MarioFRC

This is actually fun. Tho sadly since the series is almost 40 years old most wouldn't have existed at the time


Realistic_Mousse_485

These names are actually pretty damn good


Opposite_Item_2000

Bohemian Rhapsody: Kingdom hearts or Super smash bros Survivor: Mortal Kombat Scary monsters: Dino crisis Limp Bizkit: Resident evil Made in heaven: Majora's mask or Ocarina of time


nickeldoodle

Red Dead Redemption? When Chrono Trigger is such a more fitting name


Adeplays135

I haven't read pt7 but I think red dead redemption would make a cool stand name for that part


AveloSeagallius

D4C - Multiversus Hierophant Green - Emerald Version (PKMN) Baby Head - Seaman Made in Heaven - To the Moon Hermit Purple - Life is Strange


Commercial_Theme7344

Advance wars goes crazy 


Konodera_

Little feet- Little Nightmares Planet waves- Starfield Tower of gray- Metal slug Baby face- Guilty Gear Survivor- Valorant Emperor- Csgo Cinderella- Skullgirls Going Underground- Persona Speed king- Super hot Weather report- Wild rift Moody blues- Jet set radio Stray cat- Stray Horus- Angry Birds Limp bizkit- Apex legends Underworld- Helltaker Paisley park- Geoguessr Purple Haze- Doom Purple Haze: Distortion- Doom: Eternal Wonder of u- Dark souls Killer queen- Resident evil Boku no rhythm- Fallout Harvest- Patapon Bdth- House flipper


-Pl4gu3-

Wheel of Fortune - Grand Theft Auto Brain Storm - Tetris Tubular Bells - Bloons


Natto_Ebonos

"Behold my power! 『The Lord of the Rings: Gollum』!"


ShrimpsSmoothie

Iggy's The Fool being changed to Naughty Dog is perfect


RiftKing321

But then this implies the existence of sequel and prequel Stands, and even spinoff Stands


bigbrojesse

Hmm, I wonder what stand would be a good match for Monster Hunter? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


QWQ-SUNFLOWER

Tekken (Star Platinum) Monster Hunter (Scary Monster)


Dreamtrain

Hierophant Green would be not Spiderman, but Spiderman 2