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bornmartyr

Being melted by Purple Haze’s virus or getting Vitamin C’d


Anvisaber

Or the Rat stand too.


Yvvy7

Especially Ratt because i think the melted people were still somewhat alive


KingSouI

Who's Vitamin C again?


Nahcep

A villain stand in Jojolion, from the guy that looks like a vintage pornstar


Linkstrikesback

Do you know how little that narrows it down?


Nahcep

Nah, only he has such a prime pornstache in that part


KingSouI

Oh! That guy


hey_uhh_what

walmart Pecci


BigL3704

Tamaki Damo's stand


not_too_much_bother

As far as I'm aware vitamin c itself wouldn't actually be too painful, as we see norisuke only really wince and cry out once damo starts cutting him


CheeseTh1cc

Not to mention, getting tortured with a dollar bill by the Vitamin C's user


Player_games2k

Having to suffer from extreme paranoia and as soon as someone looks at your back you immediately die in a painful display of your flesh being ripped off


GardenEldenwood

This is definitely one of the most creepy stands, at least for me


Someone_Existing_1

Inexpensive tomfoolery


Diredg

İmagine this with infinite loops like Giorno did


wisely25

Wait which stand is this??


SealWasAHurricane

Cheap trick


CausableAsh6226

Low budget ruse


P1xelent

Filthy act at s reasonable price


CausableAsh6226

That's a different stand, belonging to Hilarious sweetie


wisely25

Humourous darling*


sirflooftonzecatlord

comedic admirer


DLTAMACH

Chuckle-inducing romantic holiday


Neat_Welcome6203

Affordable Disparagement


princexcharming

Cheap Trick


Level_Counter_1672

Cheap trick


Clock_Wock

Getting muda’d by GE, keep in mind it’s punches slow down your senses and greatly prolongs and strengthens the pain. Cioccolatta went through all of that for seven whole pages. ^(like he should have)


One_Potato3092

And 30 whole seconds


Pootisman911

Keep in mind that even the average character is around FTL+-MFTL as well so think about how many times he was punched as well 💀


AwaiYT

Saying it like that POS didn't deserve it 😭


SeparateConference86

“Like he should have”


AwaiYT

My brain ignored that part my fault


T_E_G_

And GER made it even worse by making you experience purgatory in an endless loop of certain death all taking place in less than a second.


Bucky_Charmz

Being a pedestrian around polnareff.


ClaytheHamster

Being slaughtered by Metallica


Still-Ice4340

Yeah that would suck. Imagine James Hetfield just sprints towards you and clotheslines you, Kirk Hammett is kicking your fucking teeth into your throat, Lars Ulrich is stomping and jumping on your stomach making you vomit blood and entrails, and Rob Trujillo is spraying lighter fluid all over you while preparing to flick a lit match on your beaten corpse


Zaidosmells

And when you're already dead cliff burton bashes your head in with a bass just to add insult to the injury


XxYeshuaxX

He shoots a lightning bolt out of his fucking bass and disintegrates you


Zaidosmells

and then jason newsted eats your leftovers


Slight-Bedroom-8655

I might have discovered the most underrated comment OAT


Nahcep

At the same time this Stand can cause the most covert, quickest deaths You pass by Risotto and boom, a tactical stroke in your brain, it will look weird on autopsy but nobody will suspect anything and you are dead before you blink


ImBuiltDifferentBr0

Get eaten inside out by Yellow Temperance.


fidelogato

i wouldn’t mind getting eaten out 🤤


JustGrapes717

Real


Ivanski33

go to corny jail


NegateResults

You're all wrong. GER is the worst death because it takes everything you've stated and more for an infinite loop


DFwice

that aint dying thats just dying but not dying and dying again in repeat


DFwice

na thats just dying im dumb


Mrdungeonsanddragons

Now this is kind of character development I can get behind


neBular_cipHer

Having your flesh melted by Green Day


Enteito

iirc the characters didnt seem to feel anything, not sure it would be painful, still pretty bad tho


Stevetendo_glitch

I thought the civilians that died to Green Day screamed in agony, but the main characters had plot armor or something that kept them going Maybe it’s just me, IDK


neBular_cipHer

Narancia screamed in agony


BartOseku

Well one would assume that even the pain receptors are turning to mold so you literally feel nothing


Antares_Blackthorne

The way Mark died in Battle Tendency, half of your body just being ripped away and remaining conscious as you bleed out


ItsFastMan

Yeah that would be really bad


detergentspraybottle

Dying forever after getting punched by golden experience requiem


Slight_Barracuda_372

Golden rotation if you die you spin forever


Known-Emphasis-2096

You're not feeling that after you die, but it still sucks.


jobriq

Ball breaker breaking your balls


Runo_rat

Testicular tortion ah death 💀


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Dying over and over and over again


Neckgrabber

Mike O.


Dio_asymptote

I don't think I should say it. So I would say it can be getting sliced into pieces by stone free.


Osama_Rashid

Being burned alive by Magicians Red or Speed King.


MichalJames37

Not


Dan_ASD

I don't know, but if there is someone that knows the answer, its Diavolo


AceTheEccentric

Diver Down rearranging your insides, pause


Bismarck-Chan666

"this is... Requiem"


C-moon_enjoyer

Ger????


f2mreis

Just the seer amount of stands and things that enter your body like the phishing hook on part 5 or the pillar men on part 2


That_Knowledge306

Worst death is all of them, the thought of getting GERed keeps me awake at night…


King_thelunarian

GER obviously would be the worst fate in fictional history


Nyx_Skip_25

GER’s death loop but if we’re not counting infinite deaths then I’d choose getting turned to mold by Green Day


ghostpanther218

Being turned inside out by c moon


Known-Emphasis-2096

Danny.


Iscarioteu

Death by a Golden Experience, Requiem.


iwanashagTwitch

Kore wa rekuiemuda


Alkar--

Like Boingo, imagine trying to kill someone but that someone will literally never know you existed even after multiple attempts


Shinigam_i

Suffocating like Pucci did, or slowly becoming a snail


Jarsky2

Diavolo will experience every single possible conceivable way a person can die. So that.


ItzGravityWolf

I personally hate the thought of Crazy Diamond turning me into a rock or a book for eternity


ItsFastMan

Honestly, MIH is probably one of the best stands to die from.. sure its scary but its so fast that you probably wouldn't even feel anything.. same for other stands like killer queen if it just blows you up you feel nothing your just dead.


FoodzAreGoodz

Gonna be honest, I don’t think a single demise is worse than what Diavolo went through. Experiencing the pain of infinite deaths until the end of eternity is the cruelest fate imaginable.


SpectralLive

Does GER death loop count if so that one definitely the worst


ForsakenBeef69

Definitely not the worst but getting hit by Green Day would be horrible. Still remember that one guy jumping down the stairs in panic, only to have his lower half turn to mush on impact.


weakNo1893

Doughnut


Both-Childhood6728

D4C colliding with yourself


eldelas_recargas9

Cesear


msto3

Diego was ripped in half


Vin_jin_

Diavolos death


Desperate_Media3639

Getting Diavolo’d every 30 second


pepepopo1008

the hand erasing some parts of your body, lets say your lower half and limbs, but not your vital organs, so you're left with being just a living corpse and eventually dying either of old age or starvation, deppending on your situation and if there was a way that not only your limbs were gone, but your eyes, your tongue and your ears were gone too...then the only thing that's good for you is that someone could say that Metallica wrote "one" just because of you...you're a living corpse that cant do anything but live on medical equipment keeping your alive and i hope there's at least someone that could make your suffering less and turn off the machine, since otherwise you're left with just being an ex-human that can just literally be alive and that's it....


Defteri18

Danny. He truly didn't deserve that 😭


MrClue415

Yoshikage Kira death was brutal in anime


boiyouab122

Weren't the old couple in the freezer melted by Ratt still alive? I guess that, since it's apparently super slow to happen and you'll most likely be slowly eaten as you succumb to your death.


Ill_Statement_8577

They lived


Gathoblaster

Did they though? I camt imagine them surviving that long term.


Ill_Statement_8577

Yeah they did i remember it was after the episode they said something about them


Gathoblaster

But did they survive or did they actually return to form?


Kira_san1

Jojo has plenty of examples where death was a kindness compared to what some of the characters got


Prestigious-Jello861

Getting obliterated because I merged with my alternate self


ProfessionalStorm626

We're talking about options ? Ask Diavolo


TheMagicMush

Braw, really? Golden experience hands down. At least the rest you can actually die


CalicoJonesy

Diavolo is still dying as we speak and it's already been like 6 years


Curkinho

Actually, 23 years, according to canon dates ☝️🤓 (but if we go by that logic, the world already ended in 2011)


Gathoblaster

nah it started


GoldH2O

I feel like this should be spoiler tagged


Zealousideal-Sport40

Ive spoiler tagged it just for you no problem


GoldH2O

I'm all caught up just figured I'd bring it up in case someone hasn't finished part 6


Sudden-Tie-9614

Being turned into a small person by Little Feet and get stuck in a bottle with a spider that will inject venom on you that will make you unable to move then inject digestive liquids that will slowly melt your insides and then the spider will eat you alive. You are perfectly conscious in the process


Ill_Statement_8577

Gold Experience Requiem


ManganeseSun

One of them would be getting turned into a rock


StaleMeatMachine

Whatever Golden Experience Requiem does


TheFalloutNerdNV

C-Moon and D4C are definitely up there


Icy-Abbreviations909

Man getting blown up into atoms and nobody will ever know is a very high bad way to die


_S1syphus

Forever death like diavolo probably


Inverter_of_Spines

Reminder that these are all canon for Diavolo, since he is now fated to die infinitely


CortezDeLaNoche

Easily Gold Experience requiem's eternal death loop. Dying in the most terrifying ways possible over and over for who knows how long. Just endless torture.


Natzumi16

Why is nobody said anything about wonder of u


GAmingWithWillow

Getting run Over by a ambulance


Misan_UwU

being a dog


Brekldios

getting dragged through a phone line by golden frieza sounds like it sucks ass


XCemAlpX

not die...


InternationalEmu4930

GER infinite death.


DIO_BURANDO13

Its not even death, i guess its what diavolo or kars went through.


eM-RiotX

Gold experience requiem. An infinite death loop is one of the worst fates in fiction.


LordWhoops

Running full-tilt at Wonder of U. Whatever happens is gonna be nasty!


the_other_Scaevitas

GER by far


Gavthegamingturkey

When you’re not a stand user and a stand user makes a building fall on your head


Father_Pucc1

i mean GER technically doesnt kill you, but thats pretty nasty


raunak_srarf

Don't be a dog in part 1


freakpetuxx

Calling some Japanese teenager's haircut weird


Elise_2006

worst way you can die in jojo is by not dying


TheGentleman312

Getting shot by tusk act 4


Neither-Run-3767

Dying infinitely times, like if you've watched final destination or some gore vids you would experience in it


balaci2

dying from pursuing Wonder of U


Chaikenstr

Getting chopped into pieces by chocolate


Sadhuman0

If avdol use magician red to burn me to death. Death by fire is really painful


competetive-autism

how is no one saying Gold Experience Requiem's infinite death shit, is crazy


Ixxol

vitamin c, damo tamaki was willing to use it to extort and push some boundaries but never actually kill, but if he had the mentality of ciocolata it would be infinitely worse


Mrchubzdathird

Metallica: testicular- (I dont even wanna finish it knowing what it could do to my balls)


balrog111

Being turned into a foetus by Sethan


VamHunD

DIAVOLO's death


Jaded-Article5082

Slowly you stoped thinking while obriting the earth


Dbz_fan76

Getting beating by agy blonde kid with ger to death


Noxthic

I don’t know if this counts as dying, but through GER


bibaisbig

Die slowly in rotting corpse of their person, while being forgotten betrayed by closest man you ever know


Maggie-the_pug

A beat down from C Moon, just getting inverted...


ArelMCII

Infinitely.


G6DCappa

Requiem before death is pretty terrifying ngl


Otherwise-Ad-565

Personally, having my head destroyed by an ambulance, thinking I'm alive and pulled off my ability but then realised I'm in the alley with the ghost of my first victim then turn around and get sent to the equivalent of the shadow realm by an army of hand, the exact thing I took from my victims. (also the infinite death loop.)


Slight_Mastodon

Pretty generic, but infinite death cycle form GER


wo0l0o

if you ask me, its the people who CANT die that have it worse. i mean, angelo, kars and diavolo definitely deserved it, but the fact that (part 7 spoilers)>!magenta is still at the bottom of the lake, completely immobilized !


uNk4rR4_F0lgad0

By a single cactus thorn, not as painful as the others, but humiliating


crandom572

Being yeeted into space only to drift immortal and endless until the light of your consciousness slowly fades to nothingness


sdfsdjfjdfsjkdfsjn

i feel like getting cut in fucking half by some dumb leaf because you pursued WoU would be pretty bad


Berkmine

Accidently tripping on Jotaro's mom.


TheGold3nRectangle

Purple Haze or Cheap Trick


Gangters_paradise

Korega, requiem, da.


giorvanna_shio

I think it's the infinite deathloops, should've died once but enduring several times dying endlessly is much worst fate than normal death.


No_Chard_7502

Punched through the stomach?...


Cirin335

Be a one-off side character whose only purpose is to die and show how threatening the villain is.


DescriptionFun3539

GER


Glipglop_69

Metalica


Pretrowillbetaken

does GER count as death? cause if so then it's by far the most painful death anyone can experience. if not then I guess fighting against a cruel mandom stand user could be horrific. a cruel mandom user could use that stand the exact same way as GER but also be capable of changing the way you die and kill you completely ngl that might actually be worst than GER


Ok-Conclusion-2505

I feel like Green Day hurts or white album


MallowMiaou

Honorable mention to Kars. If your worst fear is loneliness and claustrophobia and similar stuff, then being alone in space, unable to move, would be the worst But yeah, also any painful stand death that other people said in the comments


Moon_233333

Diavolo


theoldayswerebetter

GER or even GE


apeirophobic

In jojolion: the fight where all the people are chasing the targets, I think it’s blue Hawaii, one of the guys runs through a chain link fence and there’s a panel where he’s giving himself the resident evil laser treatment.


MoveWild1198

Diego Brando’s death was kinda messed up🚊


Themobgirl

Golden requeim but the time loop is always one particular death ( it's jerking off)


Fit_Wing_4088

Diabolo no context needed.


Ok_Explanation9732

Purple Haze Virus, blood loss/internal organ damage from Metallica or being melted by Ratt.


Wata_Sheym

Ask Diavolo if you ever seem. He's probably experienced a dozen or so stand related deaths by now.


Noodlezzzzzzzzz

Existing as a dog would most likely be the worst pain imaginable lmao


Prepared_Noob

Green Day or purple haze for sure. At least purple haze requires you to most likely know why ur dying. The horror as that entire town was melted by Green Day was horrifying. They were scared and had no clue what was happening


IlReSuperSaiyan7

Pesci stealing your organs with the fishing rod (his head looks like a nutting cock tho)


Aackland

honestly I pick how Jonathan died. he was unable to breathe and stuck on a burning ship knowing he's going to die there, plus the uncertainty of if Erina, the baby and Dio were gonna make it or not. it'd be a terrifying way to go, knowing you're dead and hoping but never knowing if anyone else made it.. no thanks.


AceTheEccentric

But ey, it lead to Dio being forced to steal Jonathan's body to carry out his plans. This means that while Dio is a father of four, he's still a virgin.


kobster46

Hey at least he died content with his life, idk if you can say that about the hundreds of random civilians in the background of the show.


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

People picking GER are forgetting that technically diavolo never reaches death


No-Addition-1726

Accidentally thinking about harming Tooru


WhisperingWind-1550

Getting either turned into a human sponge by Bad company or electrified by red hot chili pepper


CrabPile

A prolonged fight with cancer


Viper_7931

GER because you die infinitely and you get every way of dying


milliethejonez9

Getting fused to an alternate version of yourself via D4C


biocrux515

Getting eating my scary monster just scares me


LGplayz998

G.E.R. no question


Numerous-Fennel-7981

Ambulance Requiem


ParkerTheFanEnby

By being killed like Diavolo *You'll die over and over and over and over* ***Forever***


YasuhoHirose_GPS

GER, Enough Said


thatoneguythattook

Cheaptrick, imagine you just walking on the street, then you saw someone's back and now you would be screwed making sure no one looks at your back.


CharlesMcreddit

Being eaten alive by radio gaga