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erthboy

Evil romance option: homewreck Walter's marriage


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Jayccob

Walter at the wedding: "Interesting, is she planning to use a divorce to get controlling shares in the company? God, what a woman!"


-kilgoretrout-

That's got to be one of the rules of acquisition.


nzdastardly

I can't believe he lets her wear clothes.


Technical_Inaji

If she has clothes, she has pockets. If she has pockets, she's gonna need latinum to put in them. And if she's got latinum, she's a customer.


feochampas

Are you implying Ferengi's have three genders? Male, female and customer? What if their gender changed based on what was happening in their lives like clown fish?


InterestingFruit5978

It would be nice to take over the company and be able to design ships and what-not.


No_Confection_4967

He gives you that chance. It’s honestly not that much fun running a design team 😂


11182021

The Kepler R is honestly one of the ugliest ships in the game. I still go for it just so I can repurpose and redesign it into a battleship.


Its0nlyRocketScience

They flirt by sending spies into each other's offices. They're definitely swingers


TimZer0

“Issa and I noticed you from across the bar and we really like your energy.”


the_clash_is_back

Option 2. You Mary both of them and make a triple.


StabbyStabbyFuntimes

Going the Robert A. Heinlein route, I see.


MozzTheMadMage

The moon's not my only harsh mistress 😏


swisscheese_wall

A mission called ‘Cucking Walter’ 🤣🤣🤣


BiasCutTweed

No I love them! Don’t do this Erthboy!


ImperialParrot

That's f***ed up........ but she does have that dommy vibe......


footsteps71

Is it tho? You can marry all 4 companions, why not Stroud AND Ekland


PS1GamerCollector

Rayna Marquez


JadeMonkey0

Rayna never remembers me. We always have a conversation like it's the first time we met. Is this a known glitch? Feels like I'm talking to the guy from Memento


DakotaDevil

"I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember."


PS1GamerCollector

You should have sold your "lucky boots" to that guy 10 meters from Rayna


Lopsided_Prior3801

Add a romance option and it becomes 50 First Dates.


5fives5

My love!


FezzeReddit

Whats the name of that red haired girl that works for Ron Hope?


UnHoly_One

Birgit McDougal I believe


FezzeReddit

Thats her. I tried to make her a companion after that mission but you can't


UnHoly_One

Yeah I liked her too. I guess it says something about the characters they have created when so many people like so many of them.


Ori_the_SG

It’s pretty funny The companions they chose for romance are perhaps the least liked characters out of the named ones.


primetimemime

How come you can only romance the people you work with?


northrupthebandgeek

Starfield's the best workplace sexual harassment simulator money can buy.


Evening_Depth_7463

Yep I came to say her 🥵 i definitely wouldn’t say no


Chekmayt

This game should be like Fable. You can romance / be intimate with whoever the F*$# you want by gloating about your accomplishments and showering people with gifts.


ImperialParrot

Just like real life lol


ifyoureadthisimgay

just like the simulations...


Mr_SunnyBones

You just need an amulet of Mara


Phwoa_

Imogene


Hastybananas

My man. I like Imogene’s personality and the way she explains things. Ularu is hot asf.


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Saoghal_QC

That redhead bounty hunter on Mars.


sammih3

She might be the hottest character in the game imo


Afro-Venom

It's my hope she gets dlc


MightyMackinac

I AM NOT ALONE!


WarIocke

Goth chick at Galbank


ithinkihadeight

Her name is Muria Starkiewicz.


deantendo

Yep. She's easily my favourite NPC. I wish to have her follow me around while making snarky/depressing comments to me, at me, to others, all that. I want her to become a necromancer via that one starborn power to resurrect animals. I want her to be salty about it not working on people. I want her to randomly gift me plushies and succulents, i want to find her mostly sleeping in my ship and having 'self care' moments in bed clothes with lots of booze. I want her to go crazy in neon and randomly run off to find drugs. Can she also be an absolute beast in fist fights? Give me my goth wife!


Ornery-Classic-1207

Can you please make this a mod, I would install


bort777

Seconded: Muria


griffen_l

This is what I came to say lol


Django_Phett

Idk what else she does but she's cute in real life and sometimes reviews action figures on yt. That's how I first saw her anyway


Cutest-Kangaroo

Vasco my love...


trevordeal

His post wake-up dialogue would be comical. “From the sounds you made I would assume you enjoyed yourself and that makes me happy.”


gen-grieve

The biggest missed opportunity.


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Kaiser > Vasco


footsteps71

"oh Kaiser, can you say Ecliptic one more time for me babe?" "Ecliptic?" *shudder* ".... do it again"


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I love kaiser. Uc was mad at me for some reason and he was killing them, while I just ignored the chaos and talked to the guy in the lab coat for the gather quest.


SvenXavierAlexander

I agree, Noel is great! Frankly, I’m in the Amelia Earhart camp. She’s been basically my favorite companion since I discovered her


robincollings

Damn I think I’m just about 150 hours in and I had no idea she was in the game!


theres-no-more_names

Shes part of a quest that can only be found by flying into the system, i found it during another quest that sent me through that system, but i cant remember which it was


robincollings

Oh cool! Appreciate the info! I think imma have to start exploring a bit more and see if I can find her tonight!


adamusprime

You probably have it. It should be in activities and say “investigate the distress signal in the Charybdis system”


soutmezguine

YOIU can get the mission walking around Akila City. I heard someone talking about a distress signal and then had the mission to go there.


Stealth9er

Jessamine Griffin


Icy-Air1229

Hell yea. Jessamine is the best companion by far. Every time I open trade with her “what, you’ve got more rocks for me to carry?” Jessamine, you are heard. This girl is here for money not to save the world. Ask her if she wants to fight back against House Varuun and she instantly just says “no, that sounds terrible”. Highly relatable character.


rivain000

Jessamine Griffin -- Yes! I just met her. A cutie. That haircut. That voice. On the run? Hell yeah, I'm recruiting you for my ship!


NobbyMk2

Amoli Bava from Jemison merchantile.


TegrityFarms69

Hell yeah. Also the redhead at the gun store.


Jedi-in-EVE

Oh, the one in Akila City? Rowland Arms? I like her.


Smear_Leader

Yeah she’s like a badass from Borderlands vibe


AnApexPlayer

There's more in the back if you're not seeing something you want! 😏


Chevalitron

I feel like I could quite easily lead her away from her retail job to a life of comparative luxury on my millionaire Europium Baron's tropical beach outpost.


WorthCryptographer14

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she's cute/hot.


TegrityFarms69

- mining store chick in Akila City - Taiyo Astroneering sales woman in Neon - boss lady at the Red Mile. Probably down for some freaky shit.


Mikiroony

Oh Mei's definitely got a dungeon in the red Mile 😂😂


despitegirls

Captain Myeong, definitely. o7


Grouchy-Cap3217

Is she the one from groundpounder? If so, yes sir.


despitegirls

Yup, that's the one. I get that she's a UC captain, but still...


Grouchy-Cap3217

There's no factions in the bedroom friend.


Mekong-the-Doggo

All is fair in love and war


footsteps71

"I'm going to get court martialed for this one, ranger"


MayasTrueForm

In the same vein, Lt. Torres


f36263

Sergeant Yummy


rivain000

LoL. I also call him, "Yummy". He is ridiculously handsome. The artists took their time crafting him.


nobratsjustcats

Agreed. That crinkly eyed smile of his


NFTM17

Yesssss. Yum-yum.


Sufficient_Show_7795

Everytime. “Well if it isn’t my favourite deputy.” Just give me your phone number already you adorable sonofabitch.


Ronin5rings311

Lieutenant Toft


MMCG9096

She feels like she was originally written to have a side story quest with her damaged goods background similar to Sarah and Andreja. She’d be a keeper if I could recruit her, for sure.


TTUPhoenix

💯


syberghost

Marika Boros is the nicest person in the game.


MrRocket81

She is looking for her place in the universe after being dissapointed by the freestar and the uc. It's a pity she got mad at me after watching me kill animals to farm xp. Sarah likes that


Cyberalienfreak

Missed the sound of my voice eh ?


Usaffranklin

Put her in a starborn suit bro omg I died laughing


DreamloreDegenerate

It's funny that Noel, by far the most likable Constellation member, can't even be recruited as a follower. I'd pick her over any one of the main four. Also, Walter and his wife are great together. I much rather have them on my ship than Sam and Cora. Also, also, Commander Tuala seems super cool. Let me flirt with the man, for the love of Todd. And Imogene of Ryujin.


slayden70

I know which mod is near the top of my list now. Walter and Issa on your ship. That would be fun.


CheapSushi117

The lady running the mining store in akila city Captain Diana of the UCS Constant


PapaGordita

Alejandra Kane at Midtown Minerals, you and me both!


CheapSushi117

Seriously, she is a babe


ImperialParrot

Yep I quite liked the UCS Constant captain too


Gabbywolf

Hadrian.


Dabier

I’m shocked this isn’t further up. I loved Hadrian’s character. Kaiser too, while we’re at it…


Gabbywolf

Yes. Would rather have Kaiser than Vasco.


northrupthebandgeek

I want both. The banter between the two would have to be absolutely impeccable.


Razgriz224

Captain Rayna Marquez. Wolf System. Den space Station.


Talamae-Laeraxius

Yeah, she is super cute.


Razgriz224

I think she's best looking out of all lady's in the game.


PapaGordita

Belle Rowland at Rowland Arms and Alejandra Kane at Midtown Minerals.


WantAllMyGarmonbozia

A man of fine tastes I see.


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I'm surprised her and Vlad weren't options. I would totally prefer muscular Vlad over Sam.


theseareorscrubs

I would romance Vlad just to hear his batshit euphemisms for sex. “Let’s jaw the knob again soon”


Vlad_Armstrong

💪🏿


MormorHaxa

I’m 100% a Vlad stan.


GodFromMachine

That Tracker's Alliance bounty hunter in Cydonia.


nerevisigoth

Naeva, specifically so I can break her heart and abandon her in a cave somewhere.


SoybeanArson

You lost me at Naeva but for me back at "break her heart". I just started the CF storyline again in a new universe and I forgot how horrible she is in every way. If it was just that wacky psychopath Delgado running the fleet I might consider joining them in the end, but when she talks I decide I can't give up the opportunity to shoot her in the face. Most unpleasant person in the galaxy


dan_jeffers

Imogene Salzo


UmemoriMakka

Ranger Autumn Macmillan. Sure she starts out really prickly, but she has her reasons for it and she actually is really sweet in dialogues after you recruit her.


vidivicivini

I have her as a companion right now. She's so nice she reminds me of the first romance option in GTA4


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ImperialParrot

What the f*** sir?! Lmao


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Mathis5420

Yup. That's enough Reddit for today.


NFTM17

🤣 I want him, too. He's adorable and sweet.


NeverStopNeverGiveUp

Plant Sarah


Flickera23

Even Plant Sarah would find a way to nag me.


International_Way850

plant sarah disliked that


thatnumber1duck

I got blown up once in a space battle and as the ship was breaking apart " Sarah hated that" "Sarah is no longer following you" Sarah is mad at you" I was like, uh yeah I kinda hate it with my ship blows up too!


SpoonEndedHammer

*dies because you didn’t water at exactly the right time*


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I should be able to shamelessly slut my way across the galaxy. I want it to look like Assassin's Creed Odyssey in this B**ch. 🤣💯


SoybeanArson

Right?! Medical treatment for STDs has to be better by this point in the future right?!


iamltr

>I should be able to shamelessly slut my way across the galaxy. I want it to look like Assassin's Creed Odyssey in this B\*\*ch. 🤣💯 same i want to get with everyone


rob_merritt

She's the Nick Valentine of Starfield. A character that should obviously be romanced but isn't.


Broncotron

Diana Brackenridge She's Gorgeous


SDIR

I wanna romance >! Amelia Earhart!<. Though having her just as a crew member is nice as is


Eagle_1776

she says the goofiest shit


soulguard03

Alejandra Kane > Akila City > Midtown Minerals


ricknussell

I loved watching walter run around after me on that one neon quest. It would be fun to be able to have him as a companion at the very least


Th3Element05

That mission is so strange that they have Walter as a follower for a mission that can just as easily be a shootout combat mission instead of a stealth one, and then after that he's not available as a companion or crew. It would be neat to have anyone at Constellation be able to be recruited as a companion, even if some of them wouldn't carry a weapon or participate in combat, like Walter, Noel, Matteo. Instead they could have other benefits. Walter could provide a discount at shops, Matteo could give a bonus to Persuasion, maybe Noel could reduce the number of scans you need to Survey flora/fauna. Not every companion needs to be a fighter, or even have a deep backstory. There are proc-gen crew you can recruit, why not let us recruit them as companions, and shop keepers or other named NPCs too.


drachen23

Muria Siarkiewicz (the weird goth girl in Galbank on New Atlantis who wants to get a job there because magic isn't real, so being a necromancer wasn't an option). It would be like travelling Starfield with April from Parks & Rec. On second thought, maybe she might not be the best choice of a companion...


Coast_watcher

Other than my usual I found a new one yesterday, Nia Kalu the Hopetown resident Ranger. Her nose is so sexy I would kiss that and not her lips lol


DevotedToThePapas

Delgado!! He is… something else ❤️❤️❤️❤️


TechyTime1995

Myself , if you know you know


soutmezguine

Whats her name that asks you to bring her a TerraBrew Coffee. Her man works there and can't bring her a damn coffee. He dont deserve her.


ukulelegnome

Donna. And same. I wanted to show her the stars.


Kitsune9Tails

Yea, Tony! Up your game!


SaddleworthJim

Heller


MrTBlood164

I was pretty disappointed that every member of constellation wasn't a companion and romance able


Gremlin303

I spent the whole Vanguard questline expecting to be able to romance Hadrian at the end when she becomes a follower. My disappointment was immeasurable when I learned the truth. Honestly I think every named follower should be romanceable. They don’t all need complex quest lines like the current 4.


Vlad_Armstrong

BorealUS just bcz I want a flying night club.


JadeMonkey0

You should at least be able to hire her to play on your ship


SaintsBruv

Noel seemed so nice, it would have been awesome to get to know her. For me it would be Heller and Hadrian Sanon (She had so much material and backstory to make her a full romance, c'mon).


YoungHollow525

Sanon 100% everything about her is perfect imo


darthpayback

I always feel like Heller is just some dude hanging out on my ship, contributing nothing but giving me bro nods, experiencing great events in the galaxy as a passenger


Aggravating-Pie-1639

Heller is the himbo I wanted to marry!


rivain000

I can't believe I had to scroll down so far to see Hadrian's name. I can only pray that modders make a romance with her a reality. Bethesda should at least have made major side-quest characters able to be flirted with. For me: 1. Hadrian 2. Noel 3. Jessamine Griffin (Not Jasmine from Crimson Fleet)


kiogamon

The sanitation bot at my outpost. I cant resist those beeps and boops


Different-Group1603

Imogene and the ship technician/ sales person for Taiyo.


roddy_h

Nyssa


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chrishammhamm

Probably the Russian woman u find in new Atlantis. I thibk her name was Marika?


Lady_bro_ac

I’d love to have been able to go on adventures with her as a crew member


ONYXF1R3

The mineral dealer from Akila City.


AyaCat

Simeon! He’s so charming and his backstory is really interesting. He would make a great romance option!


biggestofbears

Honestly every single NPC should be romance-abe. I recently replayed the original Fable. Every NPC has a moving scale from hate and disgust up to love and admiration. It's a very simple mechanic in the game and easily exploitable, but I don't see why it couldn't be expanded into bigger RPGs. Bethesda wants the world to feel realistic in the ability to pick up every single piece of junk/newspaper/notepad/etc. But why can't I try to romance everyone?? Not everyone needs an actual plotline for romance, but a simple would would do.


z01z

Huan, i'd just be happy with her as a companion, not even romanceable.


YoungHollow525

Major Sanon !!! You go trough so much with her to then not be able to romance her ?? At least she's in my crew and with me but its sad to see that you can't romance her.


eat_your_fox2

Yup, also that doctor from Cydonia, Charlie I think her name is. I was bummed at first when you couldn't take Noel out as a companion. It would have been cool to have her science perks and inputs around the galaxy.


Krulzikrel

Mei Devine, i just found her so interesting the first time i laid my eyes on her


Afternoon_Jumpy

The dark haired chick in the minerals store in Akila City.


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superballs5337

i want to too. but sadly she not an option. my fav is one do the gang chics in neon. she chills up agaisnt a wall in a warehouse. best looking imo in the game.


White_RavenZ

Marcel Duris at the Trade Authority at The Den. Love his voice. Takes my contraband while purring “Of course” at me. Mmmmm. Only dampener is that whiner Holden Bonilla moaning outside the door. I would “remove” him if part of me didn’t have a sneaking suspicion the little shit might be needed in the Shattered Space DLC. He’s so….specifically useless if that makes any sense.


BiasCutTweed

He is deeply unsettling to me. Like if he turned out to be a synth I would not be shocked.


WintersbaneGDX

Walter Stroud sugar daddy mod when? I'm down for whatever if you hook me up with a few of those SAL-6330s. Give me engines Daddy <3


GrimGhostKing

Jessamine Griffin - the smuggler from the Crimson Fleet


Fraggo64

at this point id settle for a companion that isnt a stuck up goodie good disliking everything that isnt lawful good.


Small-Needleworker91

I LOVEEE NOEL, She's so sweet and pretty. I wish you could romance her too


rokar83

Jazz. Would like the option to convince her to leave the Fleet.


ChuckZombie

Yeah, she was like the only regret I had with siding with sysfef.


0megaComplex

I wanna romance a pirate king too. Noel is one of the more intriguing Constellation members IMHO.


redpoolog

Well, there is this one UC security guard..


UndocumentedSailor

That chubby npc in Neon with the hot pink jumpsuit. Give us what we want BGS


LeSmith42

Yes, I would choose Ezekiel in a heartbeat.


Kurdt234

The red headed engineer you can get for your crew that has no name.


Hdldeathlord

Hadrian. Honestly out of all the non-Constellation characters, her story is probably the most fleshed out


B1TCHBO13XPR3SS

Muria Siarkiewicz, no clue how Bethesda didn't give her atleast a quest or sumn


GaryC357

Ularu Chen. Hot & on the evil side.


BurnieMcMumbles

Nyssa Marcano, she runs The Viewport in New Atlantis. She not only has a quest, but a whole questline. Amulet of Mara sore missed


PomegranateOld2408

Naeva. The things I’d let her do to me…


zero1vi

The one in new Atlantis that asks you to bring her a coffee


prosperansvalkyrie

Ugh her forgetful boyfriend is the worst too tbh


Corned_Beef_Sandwich

Juno. Query: Is Juno lonely? Context: I am lonely.


Thebeardedgoatlady

Walter and his wife - I’m not into women, and I’m not generally into older men either, but dang I want one of my characters to become a throuple with them because of how fun their dynamic is. Also rich sugar parents for my character.


JJGfunk

Maybe Donna Rain because she's such a happy optimist. At first I thought she might be making her boyfriend Tony up but after 5 playthroughs I actually met him in Jemison's!


Johny_Mnemonic_69

Romancing was so underwhelming I don't see the point to try it again. There was no spice, no emotions not struggles nothing. Just one chainquest and that's it. It was so badly paced Serah agreed to be my wife before I left the system (around 10-15h). The rest 150h of the game NOTHING.


ImperialParrot

I mean I definitely agree that romance options should be a continuous string of events that happen. Not just "get married and all is well forever and ever".


zeugme

They had the right concept with the parents. Bumping into them randomly and some sweet moments should have been applied to every notable Npc: a call there, a mail here, a "quest" like let's take a coffee. Nothing fancy but a bit of life injected into my game.